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I’m getting changed! Don’t come in! / 666 experience points! / Creek Stewart

March 22, 2017

I showered and paid my Shaw bill online today. In COLINBOUND 2, Colin / Keri / Madam Hex try to get in backstage to see the Factory Boys without talking to the girl wandering around the Kuber Theater in Lockport. They knock on the door. “I’m changing my clothes now. Don’t come in!” In COLINBOUND […]

Lo Wang not being Xeria, not needing Mr. Gopher’s help, Sum and finding exits

March 2, 2017

IT WAS TIME FOR MORE COFFEE EARLIER! The Canucks played San Jose at 7:30 tonight, and lost 3-1. In COLINBOUND 2, Lo Wang and Madam Hex are on the way to Dark Wind’s Peak for Lo Wang’s trial. They get a phone call from Dawn of Save Inc. “Oh, is this Colin?” Lo Wang the […]

The Brock Voice: Garson, humans being disgusting, UFO crash sites, tents!

February 12, 2017

TEA TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo at 4:30 today, and won 4-2! Colin and Keri stay overnight in the Garson Quarry Days Hotel. The newspaper headline the next morning isn’t from the Garson Echo, but is instead from something called the Brock Voice! “This village will soon be mine!” Colin and Keri stay overnight in […]

Surveys, Osama and Metamucil, indecent exposure, 9/11, beach teenagers, fires

January 21, 2017

After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss Smoke below Tomato Town, the COLINBOUND party (Colin / Keri / Xeria / Lo Wang) stays overnight in Selkirk. The next day’s newspaper headline: “A local survey shows the most popular career in Selkirk is welfare.” [lj-cut text=”Do I need Metamucil in real life?”]After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss […]

Gas station robberies, hybrid cars, astronomers, Infina’s ship orbiting Mars x3

January 5, 2017

I finally managed to catch Jocelyn at Chimo (plus an actual receptionist) on the phone, and actually asked for her extension! We set up a time to do a phone intake tomorrow at 2:30. I could have done it at 2 today, but I need more time than that to mentally and emotionally prepare. Then […]

Here I sit, the same as ever / Taking a dump / Pulling a lever / Toilet clogging

January 3, 2017

Not Always Right / Not Always Learning / Not Always Romantic / Not Always Friendly / Not Always Working / Not Always Related / Not Always Hopeless all seem to have gotten rid of the overlay that reminds me not to use my own adblocker, so I’ll read them again. (for now?) I checked my […]

Scarborough, coughing, autocorrect having nothing, bad spelling, The Way I Are

December 29, 2016

Julie W. sent this to me via Grammarly: “Ough” can be pronounced in eight different way. The following sentence contains them all: A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully. Julie S. sent this to me: The Way I Are?! I don’t care if that song title is “slang” […]

Dekar in helicopter / Dawn from Save Incorporated is going on maternity leave?!

December 28, 2016

The Canucks played Los Angeles at 7 tonight, and won 2-1. After defeating Infina, Colin and Keri go to Andy Capp’s bar in Winnipeg, where they meet Dekar’s father Baxter. “Hello, Colin. I guess you heard about Dekar, huh?” Colin: “Hmm…” Colin thinking: “I’d better not tell him what really happened to Dekar.” Colin thinking: […]

Religious Fanatics, Raging Fundies, and Bible Thumpers all saying GOD DAMN IT!

December 27, 2016

In COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex encounter these Religious Fanatics in Red River. The Religious Fanatics say, “God damn it!” upon your defeating them, hahaha! In COLINBOUND 2, Colin and Madam Hex encounter these Raging Fundies in Red River. The Raging Fundies say, “God damn it!” upon your knocking them out, hahaha! In COLINBOUND […]

Turds of Misery! / Ribeye steak for underwear?! / Gravestone Chips in Mt. Koi!

December 24, 2016

These two album covers are from Julie! Turds of Misery! Ribeye steak for underwear?! Colin, Keri, Xeria, and Lo Wang finally make it to Mt. Koi after battling the Winnipeg sewer monsters. The COLINBOUND party checks out the Gravestone Chips which they got at that Power Point location. “These seem to be chunks that have […]