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Funny names from the 2017 NFL Draft!

April 28, 2017

Zachary Paul added me on Facebook – DENIED! I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Cordrea Tankersley?! He also has a brother named Cordarius… Vidaunte “Taco” Charlton?! Tanoh Kpassagnon?! Cooper Kupp?! Praise Martin-Oguike?! Budda Baker?! Channing Stribling?! Tau Lotulelai?! Leo Koloamatangi?! Phazahn Odom?! Obi Melinfonwu?! Amba Etta-Tawo?! JuJu Smith-Schuster?! Takkarist McKinley?! […]

Alabama Vest, worthless ill-informed opinions, melatonin, no art gallery pass

April 23, 2017

Since I was up at 6:45 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME! Then I made a post in r/vancouver asking if anyone wanted my Vancouver Art Gallery pass which expires on the 30th. I don’t think Eric Ho is actually available even though I sent him two emails about it. Someone from Reddit named Jamie […]

Goblin-proofing a chicken coop, Thatcher Demko, Mog the Moogle feeding worms

April 17, 2017

From Mental Floss: GOBLIN-PROOFING ONE’S CHICKEN COOP?! Thatcher Demko?! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, the party finally finds Mog the Moogle after going through the Narshe mines. Mog: “Kupoppo! You’re alive! I thought you were all feeding the worms, kupo! Kupohoho! Let’s go!”

I just sharted! / That sharting face! / Sharting at a party! / Sharting a taco!

April 2, 2017

COFFEE TIME since I got up at 7 AM – UGH! From Ask Ideas: Ancient Aliens guy thinking, “Tries to keep straight face. Just sharted.” From Ask Ideas: Creepy Condescending Wonka thinks, “That face you make when you shart.” From Ask Ideas: Sudden Clarity Clarence thinks, “The face you make when you sharted at a […]

Govnor Teats?! / 42 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to bitch-slap somebody

March 21, 2017

COFFEE TIME! Elaine and I made plans to meet at Lougheed Town Centre at 4:30 on Monday, March 27. She, Matt, and little Josh are leaving on the 31st, and are renting from Mel and Frances just five minutes away. Then she changed it to a phone call, which is actually better since I don’t […]

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages! / My Reddit comment about white poop!

March 19, 2017

From Buzzfeed: Excrement in the Late Middle Ages: Sacred Filth and Chaucer’s Fecopolitics?! My most-upvoted Reddit comment from January 29, 2015 is about white poop! 😀

Ten fart facts from Steph and Ayurveda: definitions, balloons, and ecosystems!

March 9, 2017

From Steph and Ayurveda: Men fart more often than women. From Steph and Ayurveda: The word “fart” was coined in 1632, defined as “to send forth as wind from the anus.” From Steph and Ayurveda: The average human being farts 14 times a day. From Steph and Ayurveda: You fart enough every day to fill […]

Ultima Morgan?! / Blood clots and Stalin, sand on Kefka’s boots, dragoon Edgar

February 27, 2017

Somehow, I woke up at 5:20 AM despite going to bed at 11:15 PM… ugh! Teresa says that Gwyneth has been found – PHEW! I looked out the window and saw MORE SNOW! From Julie: Ultima Morgan?! Ultima is a game or a FINAL FANTASY spell or weapon! Anti-Joke Chicken: What was the last thing […]

Surveys, Osama and Metamucil, indecent exposure, 9/11, beach teenagers, fires

January 21, 2017

After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss Smoke below Tomato Town, the COLINBOUND party (Colin / Keri / Xeria / Lo Wang) stays overnight in Selkirk. The next day’s newspaper headline: “A local survey shows the most popular career in Selkirk is welfare.” [lj-cut text=”Do I need Metamucil in real life?”]After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss […]

OUTTA MY WAY! I GOTTA POOP! / Is it just me who does this? / Kids and iPhones

January 13, 2017

Jason sent me a Facebook message from Vanessa’s account, saying that she was still in the recovery room. That definitely makes sense! From Reddit: This skeleton with a flaming torch on a horse says, “OUTTA MY WAY… I GOTTA POOP!” From Julie S. and Classical Art Memes: “Is it just me who does…” “Yes. In […]