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Carry A. Nation, Shadow on the FFVI Blackjack, gender roles and sushi rolls

July 19, 2017

I got an email from Mike about adding him to my LinkedIn network – NO FUCKING WAY! Then I showered tonight after talking to Vanessa about her pregnancy, Langley dim sum, ha-gow, and such via Facebook messages. Carry A. Nation?! Shadow never appears on the Blackjack in FINAL FANTASY 6, yet he has a line […]

Lindsi Skollingsberg, Cadwallader C. Washburn, Crispus Attucks, Norman Conquest

July 8, 2017

After what happened earlier today, I think I just have to take a shower and do laundry! From Not Always Right: Lindsi Skollingsberg?! That’s not how you spell LINDSAY! From Reddit: Cadwallader C. Washburn?! This is kind of badass! From Reddit: Crispus Attucks?! This is badass! From Reddit: Norman Conquest played soccer?!

British baby names from 1861!

June 29, 2017

From Reddit: British baby names from 1861! Last names are in parentheses. BOYS: Abijah Edwin, Algernon Angell James, Anchor Thomas (Carrier), Aquilla Cornelius, Arthur Nehemiah, Augustus Adalbert Evelyn, Carnavon Lewis, Charles Hercules Mylz, Clarence Alured, Demas Joseph, Edinborough, Enos Ezra, Epiphany Cole Grose, Fitzroy Chichester, Foxcrowle Percival, Fray Mohawk, Galenus George, Granville Montague, Homer Christopher, […]

Sea serpent dragon / Laser lips and snowblowers / Foul festival sweet porn / KFC

June 26, 2017

After seeing KFC referenced on Not Always Right, I decided that I had to go out and get some for lunch at 2:10, just managing to get the C94. I got a six-piece combo for $10.50, and the price and quantity was better than what I was expecting! Before that, I went to Indigo Spirit […]

1586 Catherine Wheel vs. 2017 fidget spinner! / Kris P, Bacon?! / Fanny Warts?!

June 16, 2017

Since I got up at 7 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I had to call Shaw since unplugging and plugging both my modem and router back in did not work for some reason. It turned out that I’d inadvertently unplugged the “send / receive” cable or wire from the Motorola modem; […]

Matlatzinca Montoya, Alyssa Hatmaker, Aargle Zymurgy, Alethia Cyrus, Arhi Mith

May 31, 2017

I showered tonight… ugh, greasy hair! 😛 Then I tried the Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops, telling Cuya what I thought about them on Discord. They’re slightly disappointing, so I won’t be buying them again. Real poutine is way better, of course! Unknown5 – Creepy / morbid / interesting historical things! From Not Always Working: Matlatzinca […]

Funny names from the 2017 NFL Draft!

April 28, 2017

Zachary Paul added me on Facebook – DENIED! I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Cordrea Tankersley?! He also has a brother named Cordarius… Vidaunte “Taco” Charlton?! Tanoh Kpassagnon?! Cooper Kupp?! Praise Martin-Oguike?! Budda Baker?! Channing Stribling?! Tau Lotulelai?! Leo Koloamatangi?! Phazahn Odom?! Obi Melinfonwu?! Amba Etta-Tawo?! JuJu Smith-Schuster?! Takkarist McKinley?! […]

Alabama Vest, worthless ill-informed opinions, melatonin, no art gallery pass

April 23, 2017

Since I was up at 6:45 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME! Then I made a post in r/vancouver asking if anyone wanted my Vancouver Art Gallery pass which expires on the 30th. I don’t think Eric Ho is actually available even though I sent him two emails about it. Someone from Reddit named Jamie […]

Goblin-proofing a chicken coop, Thatcher Demko, Mog the Moogle feeding worms

April 17, 2017

From Mental Floss: GOBLIN-PROOFING ONE’S CHICKEN COOP?! Thatcher Demko?! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, the party finally finds Mog the Moogle after going through the Narshe mines. Mog: “Kupoppo! You’re alive! I thought you were all feeding the worms, kupo! Kupohoho! Let’s go!”

I just sharted! / That sharting face! / Sharting at a party! / Sharting a taco!

April 2, 2017

COFFEE TIME since I got up at 7 AM – UGH! From Ask Ideas: Ancient Aliens guy thinking, “Tries to keep straight face. Just sharted.” From Ask Ideas: Creepy Condescending Wonka thinks, “That face you make when you shart.” From Ask Ideas: Sudden Clarity Clarence thinks, “The face you make when you sharted at a […]