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Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

Pick Moe Cotton is a politician from Guam?! / Timberly Whitfield is on TV?!

January 23, 2018

I got the rest of my TamiFlu delivered to me at home today at 12:40! Paul said he got my salmon jerky today (which he said was good), and also that my card was sweet. The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and won 6-2. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Moe Cotton was […]

Mark Reckless?! / Last words: Three spelling mistakes in a death sentence!

January 8, 2018

From the OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Mark Reckless is a politician in the UK?! From Sara H. and Twitter: “I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes.” – Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790.

Radee Labeeb Prince is a shooter’s name?! / The Demicolon and surrealism!

December 10, 2017

I FOUND A SMALL BONE IN MY PASTA EARLIER! WHAT THE FUCK?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Radee Labeeb Prince?! From Sara and r/surrealmemes: The Demicolon!

Jodi Sass?! / Princess Gray?! / Darren Raddysh?! / Joseph Zamboni?! / CRIME!

November 15, 2017

Blah, I’m up early again! Time to take some melatonin! From FORENSIC FILES: Jodi Sass has a great last name! From the same FORENSIC FILES episode: Princess Gray?! From a documenary on the serial killer James Hicks: Joseph Zamboni has a cool last name! I wonder if he’s related to the inventor of the Zamboni, […]

Easter Williams, Max Boot, Galuf’s prized gourmet moogle in Moogle Forest

November 7, 2017

The Canucks played Calgary at 6 tonight, and won 5-3! Easter Williams?! From Julie: Max Boot?! In FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Cara and the Moogle make it to Moogle Forest on the hiryuu dragon. Galuf says, “WHAT?! Cara, what the HELL are you doing with my prized gourmet moogle?!”

Rock Basil Hugo and Cosmo Birdie Feilding Mellen?! / Don’t feed the trolls!

November 1, 2017

The Canucks played the Devils at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. From my STRANGE HISTORY Bathroom Reader: Rock Basil Hugo and Cosmo Birdie Feilding Mellen?! I’d heard of the trepanation story before, of course, but not the kids’ names! From Not Always Working: Don’t feed the trolls!

The Dark Triad, self-care, hightops, Thanksgiving food, Thanksgiving movie

October 19, 2017

“You Are Psychopathy” At your darkest times, your heart turns cold. You can operate without concern for anybody but yourself. You may not have a psychopath, but you have the charm and calculation of one. It just depends on whether you want to turn it on. While psychopaths are dangerous, your cool demeanor can serve […]

CHRYSTAL! / Random convos! / Blowing people’s minds! / Lemonade from 1657?!

October 13, 2017

After COFFEE TIME at 4:45, I left at 6:30 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7-ish for a belated birthday dinner treat! I had her Want Want Snowy Crackers from Big Crazy, of course. I was standing around reading MAD MAGAZINE when Chrystal came up behind me. We summarily went to Original […]

2012 Mayan calendar freakout / Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies!

October 12, 2017

Helen Claire Andrus tried adding a XENIA account on Facebook – DENIED! Eric Ho actually emailed me in among all those problems to say that his supervisor said that he might be on standby for Saturday evening. DON’T YOU HAVE LEEWAY OR A FUCKING LIFE AFTER WORK?! I took a shower today. From Barbara Ratcliff: […]