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Cute poop and toilet ballpoint pens! Flowers and computer keyboards, oh my!

October 11, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet poop emoji ballpoint pens! From Julie M. and Wish: Poop emoji ballpoint pens!

Chilling and thunder, Hester and tokens, my disability, Milkis flavors galore

September 25, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought a NEW on-sale Caramilk chocolate bar and a half, NEW Triscuit dill / sea salt / olive oil crackers, NEW Triscuit Canada balsamic and basil crackers, NEW basil and garlic Triscuits crackers, Ottogi Jin […]

Do NOT put someone’s toothpaste on their toothbrush FOR them! That’s just weird!

July 9, 2019

Managed to get removal for hearing at the nearby medical clinic at 10 AM – I knew something was wrong if I couldn’t hear the new microwave beep when it finished! I got home at 10:30 after seeing Dr. Chong, which isn’t too bad. From Reddit on December 28, 2018: No, DontEatMyHotDog, we do NOT […]

World’s greatest farter mug, single moms claiming Father’s Day, Pee and Poo

June 15, 2019

Not-so-dear random and selfish Dreamwidth user: My journal tags are for ME and MY CONVENIENCE, not for whoever else happens to stumble across my journal. I don’t care about a random user searching for stuff about movies. YOU are the rude one for suggesting that my tags should be for anyone and everyone. Also, that […]

Chrystal and NO dinner! / Music always being there for me!

March 11, 2019

I called Chrystal at work at 1:30, but she wanted to reschedule for next Friday (March 22), which was fine by me. Work is kicking her ass, and Monday to Thursdays aren’t that great for her in terms of dinners these days. She thanked me for being flexible and was apologetic, so that was totally […]

Chinese New Year 2019! YEAR OF THE PIG! / Assfed ground beef?! NOT SEAFOOD!

February 5, 2019

COFFEE TIME! I found out that Chrissy has deleted her Facebook again – what the heck?! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-2 on bullshit calls… 新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2019! It’s the Year of the Earth Pig! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2019 with dragons, […]

This restroom on the Highway HAS to be a ramen shop! / The Impeccable Pig!

January 13, 2019

The day started early because we all went to church – a poppyseed bagel for breakfast suited me fine. No more MINECRAFT or HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON from last night, that’s for sure! It was cold and foggy this morning, but least it wasn’t snowy or rainy! I snuck into the church sanctuary and […]

Mr. Belch and Onett elevators (dream) / DIE is most definitely not a name!

August 16, 2018

Today is National Rum Day! I got up at 6 AM for some reason – UGH! I had to have a nap at 7:40, and got up at 12 after having a weird dream about an EARTHBOUND-themed transit station (going the wrong way across the street), Mr. Belch / Onett elevators, and Dad ignoring me […]

Magicant chicken fragments! / Magicant chicken ashes! / Hudsyn?! BAD SPELLING!

August 6, 2018

Today is BC DAY! All I remember from my nap dream: Little brown wallets like the prescription pouches from the pharmacy next door, and MAGICANT CHICKEN FRAGMENTS / MAGICANT CHICKEN FINGERS / MAGICANT CHICKEN ASHES splits in speedrunning! From Julie: Hudsyn?! BAD SPELLING!

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]