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GIVE ME THE WEED! / Real-life Hangman / Starman Coffee! Happy Ness in every cup!

January 29, 2020

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2 thanks to an empty-netter from Pearson and other team play! Squid selfie! No, the squid is not actually up my nose. A parody of Uncle Kracker’s “Drift Away” from Jim: Give me the weed, boys, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in […]

SNOW! / Caitlan Coleman? / Saturnbucks Coffee / Mr. Saturn: I have no something!

January 15, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! It’s -7 and feels like -14! Fresh snow dump from last night at 10 PM: The snow looked like ice spears! Snow aftermath as of this morning: My best attempt at OH GOD, MORE SNOW! before I froze to death outside. I was only outside for five minutes… […]

2019 Yearly Recap!

December 31, 2019

2019 Yearly Recap! This is the 2019 recap. Fitting for the last day of the year, no? JANUARY * Hung out with Vanessa and baby Cassidy pre-surgery at Lansdowne: Fresh Elements bubble tea, good dumplings at the food court, GOLDEN DRAGON SUSHI, and more! She helped me open the ridiculous eyedrops bottles, too! [Jan. 7] […]

ATTIE! A HUG! YUMMY! Snowflakes! Hot flashes! / Santa! / Water hitting a spoon!

December 10, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:50 on a 401 to help with the kids. I would have taken the earlier 401, but someone took FIVE MINUTES to maneuver a wheelchair into that bus! I don’t expect people to be extremely fast when it comes to that, but I always appreciate the actual wheelchair […]

Trapped inside a snow globe! / Dwynne Farneson?! / Grammartif macht frei

December 8, 2019

Vanessa wanted to get together yesterday for lunch at Mama’s Dumplings, but I fobbed her off until Tuesday (when she’ll have Cassidy) with an excuse once she wanted me to bus to Coppersmith Place: the Canucks-Sabres game at 1 AND my broken suitcase! She actually messaged me at 12:30 today to say that she’s trying […]

Bameron?! / Telly Zelly?! / Using the restroom at work! / Wash Your Nuts!

October 29, 2019

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Bameron?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Telly Zelly?! The obscene phrase was “suck my dick” – why get that tattooed AT ALL, let alone on your forehead?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Larz?! Edit on March 26, 2020: He now has coronavirus from licking a toilet seat?! […]

Callahan Walsh?! / Reymundo Mundo?! / Kawhi Leonard?! / Poutine pizza / Mullets

October 25, 2019

John Walsh does good work, but why did he have to name his son Callahan Walsh?! Reymundo Mundo?! From TSN: Kawhi Leonard?! ALMOST sounds like coffee… or a crow going CAW! CAW! From Julie M. and Only in Canada Memes: Poutine Pizza! Just in case you were bored of having unclogged arteries. From Vanessa, A […]

Lionel Pimpin?! / Jeff crashing the Sky Runner in the Threed graveyard – BOOM!

September 24, 2019

It’s National Punctuation Day today! I showered and had coffee today. Lionel Pimpin?! From The Onett Times: On his way from Winters in EARTHBOUND, Jeff Andonuts has crashed the Sky Runner into the Threed graveyard prison where Ness and Paula are being held. BOOM! EXPLOSION!

Birthday Gifts / Presents in 2019!

September 22, 2019

Birthday Gifts / Presents in 2019! THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. This is a list of birthday gifts and cards that I received in 2019: * Tostitos Rounds chips, No Name beef cup noodles, a birthday card with a cat coaster which is now between the fridge and my kitchen counter, Colgate […]

Jeffrey Dahmer! / Dermot Smurfit?! / Female version of flipping someone off?!

September 21, 2019

Auntie Catherine finally got back to me via email, wished me a happy belated birthday, and said we could get together on the 24th. Ha, that’s not going to work because of my doctor’s appointment! I’m not going to go to Vancouver, back to Richmond, and then back to Vancouver within four and a half […]