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Duany Duany, Trump coronavirus beater bed with nozzles and disinfectant, sushi

July 10, 2020

COFFEE AND BAILEY’S TIME! I somehow managed to restore this July 10 entry by going back through my Google Docs revision history of my WordPress drafts document – PHEW! I also discovered another welcome extra $317.85 in my bank account from July 3, so YAY FOR THAT! From r/hockey, Reddit, and Blogspot: There was a […]

Jaclynn, Cassadee, Torrann, Penny Lane, and Gannon?! / Malk, now with Vitamin R!

July 5, 2020

I noticed that Red Wings fan Andrew Clarke, Dan McIntosh (on my alteregos), AND Teresa Li unfriended me on Facebook – ugh, fine then! Then after COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME at 3, I FINALLY got a coin washer on the first try for the first time since March 17, AND FINALLY finished my laundry […]

Wednessday Ezaki AKA Wenzday Ezaki?! BAD SPELLING! Pansexual?! Ha ha ha, NO!

July 1, 2020

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020! 153 YEARS OLD! From the comments on a George Takei article about a student in a wheelchair: Wednessday Ezaki AKA Wenzday Ezaki?! Of COURSE Facebook won’t let you spell your name that way… it’s BAD SPELLING! Pansexual – just say “bisexual.” I hate the “AF” abbreviation for “as fuck,” although the […]

Zac and Lesla?! / Ashly?! / FUCK OFF AND DIE teacups! / Tardus?! / Oreonna?!

June 22, 2020

Barry texted me to say he’d see if the policy changed at work. Auntie Catherine emailed me back to misspell my name as usual, basically say she got my “letter,” say that we couldn’t hug “as we would like to do,” and says she’s open to explore alternatives to get together. Perhaps she could get […]

Dr. Ruba Rizqalla, a figure of speech, President’s Choice macaroni and cheese

June 15, 2020

From Julie: Dr. Ruba Rizqalla is a dentist in Piermont, New York?! Ruba reminds her of a tuba, and it reminds me of rhubarb! White text on white image – UGH! From Janina’s friend Vanessa Martin and COVID Creativity: A figure of speech! 27 to find! CORONAVIRUS! Dinner: President’s Choice Extra Cheesy macaroni and cheese […]

Baby twins named Corona and Covid in India?! / Sabria Bland?! / Dijah Carter?!

June 8, 2020

I went shopping at 5:30 on a 407 to buy Junior Mints / Caramels, NEW Kettle Ranch chips, NEW limited-edition Ruffles Cheeseburger chips, Lays BBQ chips, blue Kortari kitchen scissors, Walker’s shortbread squares, NEW on-sale Australian milk chocolate honeycomb Violet Crumble bite-size chunks and nuggets (“It’s the way it shatters that matters!”), and a pack […]

Unspeakable horror shart sign! / Donald Trump toilet brush! / Janean Brown?!

June 7, 2020

From Vanessa and Farts are Funny: What unspeakable horror made this restroom sign necessary? SHART EXPLOSION?! From Ryan B. and the NEW ZEALAND HERALD: Make your toilet great again with this Donald Trump toilet brush! HAHAHAHA! From Youtube: Andrew is fine, but Janean Brown?! BAD SPELLING OF JANINE! This article was written on June 7, […]

Shawnta Lee?! 54 and 40?! / Coronavirus and toilet paper! Unwiped butts!

June 4, 2020

From Youtube: Shawnta Lee?! Also, she was 40 and her husband was 54?! AGE GAP OF FOURTEEN YEARS?! From Vanessa: People with unwiped butts are dead. People who bought all the toilet paper in the wake of a coronavirus outbreak are still alive and hiding under the desk!

Aliens ingesting leaves comic, Meray Fagalla, Velvet Polk, Ardy Sixkiller Clarke

April 26, 2020

I unfollowed SaltyPhry on Twitch because he wanted an emote-only chat, then I cleaned my bathroom and kitchen floors. From Vanessa: ALIEN FAMILY COMIC FOR ALIEN DAY! “Ingest your leaves.” “I do not desire leaves.” “Put the leaves in your mouth.” “It is an unpleasant sensation.” “Life will be full of unpleasant sensations. You need […]

Ness and Earth Day 2020!

April 22, 2020

It’s Earth Day 2020 today! I am hopefully going to shower and do laundry at some point, but it’s kinda rainy, so I’m lacking motivation to do my monthly grocery shopping even though it has to be done. From EARTHBOUND: Ness is saying, “Happy Earth Day!”