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Voltaire Casino? / Canadians being nice in America / Nicolas Cage birthday party

September 5, 2019

Texted white Eric, who can give me a ride to his own birthday meal at Los Cuervos Taqueria on Sunday around Kingsway and Fraser. Phew! Voltaire Casino?! From Julie: When a Canadian comes to America and starts being nice, they’re told, “We don’t do that here.” Nicolas Cage birthday party!

Cory Phast Lane?! What a name! / Rock Ya-Sin?! / O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

June 20, 2019

Cory Phast Lane?! Rock Ya-Sin?! O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

No more old computer chair! / Tybreia and Arissa are sisters?! BAD SPELLING!

August 14, 2018

I managed to take out the old “computer” chair (lots of exposed foam inside) and throw it in the dumpster. Not sorry, Hester! I have a kitchen chair as backup! It’s my minor act of rebellion, muhahahaha! After COFFEE TIME, I left at 2 to catch the C94 for my appointment with Rachel at The […]

Marc-Edouard Vlasic?! / Jesus riding a dinosaur! / Errek Jett?! / Hell rocks!

December 14, 2017

I made a new Discord group chatroom for me, Lex, Ika, Kaos, and Hope. HA! Take that, stubborn and toxic Jan! 😛 Marc-Edouard Vlasic plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Does this Croatian have any connection to the Vlasic pickle family?! From Not Always Hopeless and Very Demotivational: Jesus is riding a dinosaur. This renders […]

Wine, Ninja Wolf, Blaine Higdon, Dorgann, Lawrence Zureaud, Galuf Raise The Roof

September 13, 2017

“Your Wine is Cabernet” You are a resilient and successful person. You have a lot of willpower, and you are more resistant to stress than most people. You truly appreciate the finer things in life. You are always on a hunt for the best; second place is a disappointment. You have a strong sense of […]

Gungho faking it in Mysidia, Freek de Jonge and Hella Asser, serving sizes

July 18, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later on, I learned that I’m an aunt again to Nephew #4, Henry, who was born at about 6 AM! I approve of the first and middle names. In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Strago and the party defeat Astos […]

Farting and poop coming out! / Hamza Yousfi?! / Joseph Bark?! / Emily Warning?!

June 26, 2017

Since I was up at 6:55 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! This baby says, “I farted and a little poop came out. So what?” From Slimjet User Group: Hamza Yousfi?! His profile says he’s from Tunisia, but I don’t know if that’s an actual legitimate Tunisian name! From Not Always Right: Joseph Bark?! […]

Steele-Bowles, Short-Lane, Kohn-Pullen, and other bad hyphenated names!

March 2, 2016

Steele-Bowles! Short-Lane! Kohn-Pullen! Gentle-Gurley! Gay-Cox! Rider-Moore! Green-Wille! Mann-Butts! Moist-Box! Dickie-Peters! Stout-Johnson! Fedder-Good! Wright-Tingle! Hazard-Dick!

White-Power, Johnson-Holder, Crapp-Beer, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 14, 2016

White-Power! What makes this even better is that they’re black! Johnson-Holder! Crapp-Beer! Little-Gay! Hunt-Kapture! Stoker-Dailey! Speedy-Zieper! Wanamaker-Popp! Poore-Sapp! Appel-Bottum! Loveless-Beaver! Seymour-Butts! Pickup-Pigg! Dick-Bender! Busch-Graber! Coke-Head! Dunnam-Favors! (done him favors)

Deb Sigmund, Dom Perignon Champagne, Peter Bonerz, Fagley Dork, Steve Sharts

October 30, 2015

Deb Sigmund added me to Facebook, which is fine. Dom Perignon Champagne! Peter Bonerz! Fagley Dork! Steve Sharts!