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Period anger and stupid fruits! / Uninstalling your period! / Menstrual Island!

February 6, 2019

I discovered redrum late last night – UGH! When you’re on your period and everything makes you angry… “Stupid fruits…” From Tumblr: “Where can I uninstall my period?” “I think if you download pregnancy, it blocks it for a few months, but then you get a really loud annoying popup that doesn’t go away for […]

Boston Pizza Starters! / Brantley is such a white trash name!

September 8, 2018

This morning, I managed to fix an Internet connection problem all by myself again! (the problem was a rogue ethernet cable getting loose and unplugging itself from the modem) Super glad that I didn’t have to call Eric in for this! I decided to go to Boston Pizza today at 4:30 on a 401 (just […]

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Devoid Couch?! / Chasity?! / Iyana, Quanasia, Blayton, Markeese, and Alexius?!

June 11, 2018

Devoid Couch?! From Julie: Chasity?! At least spell CHASTITY correctly if that’s what you’re going for! From Julie: Iyana?! From Julie: Quanasia?! From Julie: Blayton?! From Julie: Markeese?! From Julie: Alexius?!

Adele Gorrilla?! / Kansas City welcomes visitors ANALLY?! / Shawnta is a name?!

May 23, 2018

Via Facebook messages, Andrew M. apologized for not calling me last night, and we worked out payment for the Windows 7 computer / hard drive / Windows 7 key in writing, which is definitely a good thing. At least I have $200 instead of $150 in that cash envelope, so things can get paid off […]

STAR WARS Stormtrooper toilet decal, Donald Dump poop spoof pin, I LUV POO

May 22, 2018

From Julie M. and Wish: A toilet decal inspired by the STAR WARS Stormtroopers! From Julie M. and Wish: A Donald Dump spoof poop emoji pin! From Cuya’s Discord server: I LUV POO license plate on this Toyota Corolla in Georgia!

STEM fighting the patriarchy?! / Eloise Harbor to honor a drowning victim?!

January 24, 2018

I decided to do some laundry and shower today, and pay my Shaw bill online. From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, TrInAvFe, someone should not go into a STEM career solely to “fight the patriarchy,” regardless of desire and actual facility at such a job path. From Reddit on August 3, 2016: No, SomeoneSassy, […]

Canadian polar bears, dating someone 31 when you’re 19, Tylar Marie Witt

January 11, 2018

From Pete: Meanwhile in Canada, polar bears want big trucks! From Reddit on June 4, 2017: No, TaxieCabbie, we just do not date 19-year-olds when we are 31. We definitely do not dismiss the “half your age plus seven” rule as arbitrary. Those conventions are in place for a REASON! Tylar Marie Witt?! Why would […]

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

REN is not an acceptable parental term! / Allosexual people?! / Demisexuals?!

December 21, 2017

I did laundry today. From Reddit on September 7, 2017: What the fuck is a “ren,” StarsAreHellaFarAway?! I thought “parent” was a good enough term for these non-binary people! It’s NOT cute to continually make these things up! As the collapsed comment from DrowningInSpinachDip says, “Kylo Ren” would make much more sense! No, UptownFunkOfSolomon, “allosexual” […]