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Adele Gorrilla?! / Kansas City welcomes visitors ANALLY?! / Shawnta is a name?!

May 23, 2018

Via Facebook messages, Andrew M. apologized for not calling me last night, and we worked out payment for the Windows 7 computer / hard drive / Windows 7 key in writing, which is definitely a good thing. At least I have $200 instead of $150 in that cash envelope, so things can get paid off […]

STAR WARS Stormtrooper toilet decal, Donald Dump poop spoof pin, I LUV POO

May 22, 2018

From Julie M. and Wish: A toilet decal inspired by the STAR WARS Stormtroopers! From Julie M. and Wish: A Donald Dump spoof poop emoji pin! From Cuya’s Discord server: I LUV POO license plate on this Toyota Corolla in Georgia!

STEM fighting the patriarchy?! / Eloise Harbor to honor a drowning victim?!

January 24, 2018

I decided to do some laundry and shower today, and pay my Shaw bill online. From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, TrInAvFe, someone should not go into a STEM career solely to “fight the patriarchy,” regardless of desire and actual facility at such a job path. From Reddit on August 3, 2016: No, SomeoneSassy, […]

Canadian polar bears, dating someone 31 when you’re 19, Tylar Marie Witt

January 11, 2018

From Pete: Meanwhile in Canada, polar bears want big trucks! From Reddit on June 4, 2017: No, TaxieCabbie, we just do not date 19-year-olds when we are 31. We definitely do not dismiss the “half your age plus seven” rule as arbitrary. Those conventions are in place for a REASON! Tylar Marie Witt?! Why would […]

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

REN is not an acceptable parental term! / Allosexual people?! / Demisexuals?!

December 21, 2017

I did laundry today. From Reddit on September 7, 2017: What the fuck is a “ren,” StarsAreHellaFarAway?! I thought “parent” was a good enough term for these non-binary people! It’s NOT cute to continually make these things up! As the collapsed comment from DrowningInSpinachDip says, “Kylo Ren” would make much more sense! No, UptownFunkOfSolomon, “allosexual” […]

Philicity Lafreniere arrested on an ice floe / Jill Evensizer / Leonore Winterer

December 15, 2017

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3 thanks to a goal by Sam Gagner! NO MORE LOSING STREAK! 😀 From my UNCANNY Bathroom Reader #29: Philicity Lafreniere?! That’s not how you spell Felicity! From Not Always Working: Jill Evensizer?! What if she wears an […]

Four months is NOT a long time! / You shouldn’t take YOU GO, GIRL! so seriously!

December 6, 2017

Chrystal emailed me this morning to say that she’ll actually be out of town for the next two weeks and would love to meet up with me after getting back on the 20th, so that still totally works for me even if she understandably can’t do the 14th! Vanessa came by from Langley before her […]

Touching bread with your tongue! / That’s why I poisoned you! / Pita Taufatofua

December 2, 2017

From George Takei: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue. From We Love To Laugh and I Love Halloween: My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said. “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is all right.” “No, I […]

HOLIDAY WISHES 2017!

November 23, 2017

HOLIDAY WISHES 2017! It’s been an interesting year in the Vancouver area. I’ve become an aunt for the fourth time – I just met my newest nephew last week, and he’s a cutie! I’ve been doing this Holiday_Wishes thing for thirteen years! Email me at flamsterina @ gmail.com for my address, please. I enjoy seeing […]