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Time spent on her knees?! / Cool three-headed red dragon! / Water dragon!

May 14, 2017

From Reddit: Here’s a WTF Mother’s Day 2016 church sign from the First Baptist Church in Laingsburg, Michigan! The best gift a mother can give is time spent on her knees. Three-headed red dragon! Water dragon!

Harry Potter, Wing Flannagan, a Whopper with 700 pickles, never being perfect

May 7, 2017

I got a blue screen of death at 11:12 AM! I also showered today. From Funny Junk: Right next to Quindarious Gooch, a black Harry Potter has been arrested for crack possession! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Wing Flannagan?! Only in Japan: A Whopper with over 700 pickles on it! I’ll never be perfect, but I’ll always […]

Gummi Durian! / A double Yangus in DRAGON QUEST 8?! / Denis O’Pray is a rector?!

April 9, 2017

The Canucks played the Oilers at 6 tonight in their last game of the 2016-2017 season, and ended it on an eighth straight loss. Jordan Eberle had a hat trick and Coonor McDavid had his 100th point while the Canucks lost 5-2. In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo / the […]

An awfully strange carrot, a shy Gummi not being a Tenda, Xandie Andersen

April 8, 2017

I noticed that someone from Harmony’s house had called me yesterday at 7:15, but it was too late to call them back by the time I noticed at 10 PM, so I called them back tonight at 7:50. Ayler answered, so I asked whether he’d called me. Yes, he had. Then I asked whether he […]

More random text, Chao Valley, a rare Broken Antenna, River Rocket Blue Oliver

February 25, 2017

The Canucks (of whom five have the mumps!) played the Sharks at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot talk to this woman by the tent in Cirque de Town, who has this to say: “More random text.” Whoever hacked this game didn’t thoroughly change all the text, obviously! Bozo, […]

Christine Michael, wasting time with online quizzes, Rimuldar wedding rings

February 2, 2017

The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 3-1. At least Philip Larsen got his first Canucks goal? From Reddit and ESPN: The Seattle Seahawks have a black male player named CHRISTINE MICHAEL?! From Julie S. and Cat Shit: A cat with the words “When you have a lot to do, but you’re […]

Margaret Spellings is the education minister? / Lorena Bobbitt cut off a penis?

January 26, 2017

Margaret SPELLINGS is the EDUCATION minister?! Lorena Bobbitt CUT OFF her ex-husband’s penis?!

Origami dragon, demons not washing hands, low bicycle seats, having stubby legs

January 23, 2017

I checked my mail, and got my last late 2016 Christmas card from Rose Fox (rosefox) of Holiday_Wishes! She also gave me an origami paper dragon (red and silver) to “use as a bookmark,” colorful sparkly happy face stickers, party owl stickers, and yellow emotion stickers. Varik, Paula, Jeff, and the Teddy Bear visit Dr. […]

Going to the bathroom and having no PP / Cats inside presents which are cats

January 12, 2017

Today, it was time to try the passport office thing again at 9 AM with Mom and Dad, who are BOTH FUCKING ABUSIVE. COFFEE WAS NEEDED! Mom tried verifying a phone call with an immediate email – YOU DON’T DO THAT BECAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL RUSHED FOR NO REASON! Apparently, the Morrills (meaning Eric […]

THE ART OF THE FART, Hendrix Osiris Merlin Nash, Doom and Spiderman attacking

January 11, 2017

PRODUCT WARNINGS: I shouldn’t buy La Molisana pasta sauce because I can’t even open the lids with the jar opener! Similarly, I shouldn’t buy Welch’s prune juice because I can’t open the lid without the help of the jar opener! THE ART OF THE FART! (by Stephen Bryant) From Reddit in September 2016: Hendrix Osiris […]