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Heyzel Obando?! PHONETIC SPELLING?! / Xenia, Ohio?! / NO AERO CHERRY CHOCOLATE!

June 6, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Aero Dark Cherry Truffle chocolate bars! The chocolate-cherry combination is GROSS! Even the Porta Amarena Cherry chocolate bar tastes way better and isn’t so intense! From Youtube: Heyzel Obando?! BAD SPELLING OF HAZEL! It’s phonetic! UGH! There’s a city called Xenia in Ohio?!

Ganja, Azerbaijan?! 4:20 on 4/20/2020! THC-infused toilet paper from Meijer’s!

April 20, 2020

It’s 4:20 on 4/20! HAR HAR HAR! Ganja, Azerbaijan? QUIRKY COINCIDENCE BECAUSE IT’S 4/20 TODAY! From Janet on LJ, aka Ghost_Light: On 4/20/2020 at 4:20, there will be four 20s. Ultra-strong THC-infused toilet paper to calm your ass down against the coronavirus! So strong and absorbent, you’ll shit – thanks, Meijer!

Chocolate cake, DEATH RAIN habanero chips, Steam Whistle mug, old mug, sunflower

March 28, 2020

I showered and then had to do MORE laundry on the third floor because my grey sweatshirt somehow got damp from laying it on the carpet! Edit at 12:10 AM – Paulo came over at 11:55, and has already found TWO dead mice on glue traps in the corner! No wonder I smelled something decomposing […]

Free Canadian healthcare = free feelings check / Tacy Gash?! / Auston Matthews?!

March 2, 2020

My computer gave me a heart attack this morning when both the keyboard and mouse weren’t responsive. I had to restart the thing! THEN it happened again this evening, of course right when I had stuff going in Notepad! I figure that Eric has to come over here and update the computer drivers, so texted […]

Markwayne Mullin, Nancie Camello, Cloey Pitcher, Kerrin Place, Thaddeus Hughes

February 27, 2020

COFFEE TIME! I finally got through to Pure Nail Bar so I could use the pedicure gift card from Jon and Harmony from Christmas. Next Tuesday afternoon at 2:30 works as long as I’m in the area anyway. Gotta build in that buffer time in case something happens! The Canucks played the Senators today at […]

Dynel Lane attacked a pregnant woman, then got sentenced to 100 years in prison!

February 23, 2020

From Youtube: Dynel Lane?!

Turducken and Tofucken! / Turkey burgers are NOT turgers! TURDS! / Coronavirus!

February 5, 2020

COFFEE TIME and another phone intake interview with Jocelyn at CHIMO done as of 11:15 AM! From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages! From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: “In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as […]

APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY! / Pooping Green Dragon from Litton Entertainment

January 16, 2020

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY 2020! From Youtube: Pooping Green Dragon from Litton Entertainment – YAY!

A salt rifle for $999! / Peculiar, Missouri?! / Nathson, Nathina, and Torrence?!

November 21, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:05 on a 401 for my appointment with Dr. Ruby (which was not exactly informative – but I did get my prescription renewed), but I had to hurry back after wasting time at the Dollar Tree and Big Crazy after not being able to find Advent calendars or dumplings! […]

Escaping small talk, body count, spicy pumpkins, BRANDY BEANS, tripe, Chapman’s!

October 23, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got ginger and green onion tripe for World Tripe Day tomorrow, Mamee Chicken / Vegetarian noodles, GOOD TASTE dumplings x4 (JOY dumplings being the same price now and not $1 cheaper?!), NEW Nissin Ra’Oh noodles […]