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Bartz, Lenna, Faris, and Galuf at Bal Castle: Bad jokes will get you PUNished!

July 10, 2017

I went out to the Bay at 3:15 on a 407 for a new 3-pack of Jockey underwear in size 9 (last bought on November 15, 2016) since I needed some partly because of the other day. Thank goodness for extra money in my bank account! Then I went to London Drugs to get Tasty […]

Toxic monogamy culture, Bad Request E error message / An unknown-gender BABY?!

July 8, 2017

From Tumblr: “Toxic monogamy culture”? REALLY?! Jealousy is normal, and commitment DOES mean exclusivity! Otherwise, how can you say that you romantically love someone AND are committed to them?! Error message from Facebook a couple of weeks ago: Bad Request: E. Whatever, Facebook. These special snowflakes decided not to assume their BABY’S gender, and decided […]

Misspelling Michael TWICE in the NHL?! (Ferland and Haley) / Not acting my age!

July 5, 2017

Lisa got my birthday card… YAY! 😀 From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, he’s not the only one in the NHL, either… From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, […]

Fiery dragon explosion, dragon roller coaster, HAGAR THE HORRIBLE mini-dragon

July 4, 2017

The computer just restarted by itself for the first time since November 14! From Krista: Fiery dragon explosion! From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: DRAGON ROLLER COASTER! This HAGAR THE HORRIBLE comic strip is from Julie. Lucky Eddie: “Look what I got you, boy! Little Dragon Treats! Now Gluten Free! Miniature dragons make the best […]

Marcus and Markieff Morris are twins?! / Solo Tina at the Sealed Gate?!

June 3, 2017

From Reddit: Marcus and Markieff Morris are twins?! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Tina is alone at the Sealed Gate in the Imperial Base. “I can do it… but why do I feel so wretched?”

Jay and Kateri Schwandt have had 13 sons in a row, with no daughters!

June 2, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me at 10:55 this morning – yes, next Tuesday at 4 should work just fine for once for my next dentist appointment with Sean! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not on May 13, 2015: Jay and Kateri Schwandt have 13 sons in a row! Tyler, Zach, Drew, Brandon, Tommy, Vinnie, Calvin, […]

Oysters! / Praxus Maysalkiriiss / Shannan Griffith / LaToya Warren / Liz Cember

June 2, 2017

I went out at 6:05 to get a Long John doughnut (for National Doughnut Day), raw Fanny Bay oysters (March 23, 2016), NEW Lays sour cream and sriracha chips, and NEW Breyers Creamsicle ice cream (because Reddit reminded me on May 29 [Monday] that it exists) from Price Smart, getting home at 6:55 on a […]

Expensive engagement rings, calling the police, Millie-Ribbon and Molly-Robbin?!

June 1, 2017

I went out at 2:40 to get more on-sale President’s Choice Blue Menu Six Bean Medley cans at Shoppers Drug Mart as long as they’re still 99 cents! The pharmacist next door recognized me and waved at me, so we chatted briefly while waiting for the light to change. Yeah, Richmond smells like shit again […]

Matlatzinca Montoya, Alyssa Hatmaker, Aargle Zymurgy, Alethia Cyrus, Arhi Mith

May 31, 2017

I showered tonight… ugh, greasy hair! 😛 Then I tried the Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops, telling Cuya what I thought about them on Discord. They’re slightly disappointing, so I won’t be buying them again. Real poutine is way better, of course! Unknown5 – Creepy / morbid / interesting historical things! From Not Always Working: Matlatzinca […]

Laundry tokens, moist people and typos, Jesus no way Yahweh, med reminders

May 31, 2017

I called Hester at 10:20 AM to see whether I could get laundry tokens (September 23, 2016) at that early hour, and I could. At least this time, she didn’t bitch about how “not polite” I was on the phone (I’m not a morning person or very “fake polite” after getting up!), how I was […]