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Jensen, Danneel, Justice, Zeppelin, and Arrow?! / Cara should have quit smoking!

October 28, 2017

I showered because of greasy hair, then did some more laundry now that I have laundry detergent. Auntie Catherine surprisingly emailed me to try setting up a time to take me out for my belated birthday lunch. Friday, November 3? Sure, that works for me. From Reddit: JENSEN Ackles and DANNEEL Harris Ackles named their […]

Anders Bjork, Snapware storage bin, NEW Postscript pens, beef tripe, tentacles

October 23, 2017

I noticed some extra money in my bank account this morning, so went out at 11:30 on a 401 to get some Postscript pens x48 (I won’t have to cut myself on the packaging like I do for the Z-Grip pens), Scotties Kleenex x6, an on-sale store brand ream (500 sheets) of paper, and a […]

Kersten Toebben, Austin Blessing, Heather Bowler, Michelle A. Dick

October 22, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Red Wings at 4 today, and won 4-1! From Not Always Right: Kersten Toebben?! That’s not how you spell KIRSTEN! From Not Always Right: Austin Blessing?! From Not Always Right: Heather Bowler?! It would be ironic if she did go bowling or did it professionally! From Julie: Michelle A. […]

Texting your ex in a gushy manner?! WHY?! / Polyamorous special snowflakes!

October 10, 2017

I noticed that Eric Ho had tried calling me yesterday when I was out, so I called him back at 11:50 AM. He answered the phone, and said that he just wanted to let me know – AFTER THE FACT! – that he’d tried sending me an email on Saturday to say that he couldn’t […]

Literally capslocking?! / Gilbert from FINAL FANTASY 4 in Karnak! / Gunpowder!

October 3, 2017

From Not Always Romantic on June 17, 2016: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “LITERALLY CAPSLOCKING” IN REAL LIFE!!!!! IT’S CALLED “SHOUTING,” “SCREAMING,” OR “YELLING”! If you use that phrase, you don’t know how to use English properly! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris go around Karnak in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF after Karnak Castle explodes […]

Hannette Cocoa Wolf, Fyva Prold, Allayna Groove, Cyntoia Brown, Airynn Wolf

September 30, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #8 (the last one!) against the Oilers tonight at 7, and won 3-2! From Not Always Friendly: Hannette Cocoa Wolf?! From Not Always Working: Fyva Prold?! From Not Always Right: Allayna Groove?! That’s not how you spell Alena, but I want to get down with that musical groove, baby! Cyntoia […]

Waffles and pancakes! / Chiquita Tate?! / Football doughnuts as baseballs?!

September 23, 2017

From Mikki and Janina: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It’s like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes. Chiquita Tate?! Like the Chiquita Banana? From The Richest: Football doughnuts labelled as baseballs?! FAIL!

A dragon overlooking terrain, Sascha Gallardo, Vesna Vulovic, Jørgen Jørgensen

September 19, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. From Krista: A dragon overlooking his terrain! From Not Always Working: Sascha Gallardo?! Shouldn’t that be either Sasha or Sacha?! Vesna Vulovic was a Serbian survivor of a 33,000-foot fall after a plane exploded in 1972, and died on Christmas Eve 2016! Yup, she holds the Guinness World Record! […]

Kissing your ex with tongue?! / Cuckolding isn’t racist or sexist, Worried19!

September 11, 2017

It’s 8:01 PM (20:01 in 24-hour time) on September 11! YAY FOR TIME QUIRKINESS AND COINCIDENCES! 😀 From Reddit on June 3, 2016: No, Faith, we do not give our official abusive exes “one last great kiss with tongue” when we’re splitting our items post-breakup. You also have a gambling problem ($10,000 in debt to […]

BJ Queen Enterprises / Vanessa Tobaccojuice / Kim Kashkashian / B. Ruth Boring

August 22, 2017

From Tyler A. and the Chive: BJ Queen Enterprises?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Vanessa Tobaccojuice?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Kim Kashkashian?! Definitely way too close to Kim Kardashian! From Tyler A. and the Chive: B. Ruth Boring?!