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LaFonda Fay Foster?! / Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?!

December 27, 2019

The Canucks played Los Angeles tonight at 7, and s. From Female Killers / DEADLY WOMEN: LaFonda Fay Foster?! Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?! Ronkeya’s mom is named Edith and her sister is named Angel, which are NORMAL!

How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! 9Gag generators!

December 21, 2019

The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s. From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!

Stoner Elf Name! / ChristmasFlamHam! / Suitcases! / Chrystal Xmas / Dirty jokes!

December 6, 2019

DIRTY JOKES! How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. What’s the speed limit of sex? 68! At 69, you have to turn around. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me! Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they […]

Writing letters to hated people / Advil and Always / 35 dumplings / 15 dumplings

December 4, 2019

I looked for the wooden spoon in the drainer and kitchen drawer while actively using it to stir some dumplings before watching the newest SCARY MYSTERIES. Is this how dementia starts? From Julie M. and Firefighting Australia: My therapist told me, “Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.” Did that, but […]

Bison joke! Buffalo puns! / ENTER SANDMAN lullaby! EXIT LIGHT! ENTER NIGHT!

November 30, 2019

I had to do laundry today on the THIRD FLOOR, and had to go back down to my suite to grab actual cash money! UGH! The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 7, and won 5-2! Mushroom soup! What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? “Bison.” Julie M. sent this […]

Gloucester Café! / Beckett and reading! / Pepto-Bismol is NOT eyeshadow!

October 15, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and calling the Lost Property Office too early for them to receive lost Translink items at 1 (UGH!), I went out at 11:10 on a 401 to go to the Gloucester Café to meet Auntie Catherine for my last belated birthday meal, taking the 15 Olympic Village bus down at Bay 2 […]

Ionosphere Torres?! / Dipping Vagisil / Mexicans, Xanax, panic attacks / Turkey!

October 14, 2019

Today is Thanksgiving 2019, and I showered today! Nate from the r/Canucks Discord server blocked me because apparently I was going to bring up that autistic 14-year-old’s following him to his house no matter how he felt about it. Yes, of course I will because IT’S DANGEROUS, you freshly-minted 19-year-old who thinks you’re hot shit! […]

Being 10/10 on 10/10, Deandre, Tyrah, Chrisanthea, Kendleigh, Karson, and Kobe?!

October 10, 2019

After FINALLY finding my Press-It-Seal-It envelopes in a Snapware container and then putting them in the index cards bag, I went to the pharmacy next door at 2 to get some new Tylenol Extra Strength Complete Cold, Cough, and Flu – my existing box expired last month (September 2019), but it was the only thing […]

Nicolas Cage screaming HALLELUJAH, Pumpkin Hamster, Han OK Korean food, Lindt

October 4, 2019

It’s TACO DAY today! I had some coffee and biscotti before going out to see Rishu at her new Viking Way location. (401 / 407 AND the 405?!) I was really late, no thanks to it being past Cambie and Jacombs AND the confusing nature of the bus stops at Bridgeport and Viking Way! After […]

Mars, Pennsylvania?! / Chinese Eric! / Hockey gear! / 12 Kings Raptors hangout?

October 2, 2019

The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 7 in their first game of the 2019-2020 NHL season, and lost 3-2. Chinese Eric texted me yesterday afternoon wanting to come over today at 4 after lunch and errands, so I resigned myself to a lot of talking and said yes, getting the parking pass ready. I did […]