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Creepy Easter Bunny 3! / Kadetra?! / Summer Thyme Creel?!

February 12, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 3! From Julie: Kadetra?! From Vanessa: Summer Thyme Creel?! Advertisements

Uber drugs in the Tycoon Meteor, Carwen Joanna, walking through poison plants

February 9, 2018

After the Wind Shrine cutscene where all the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party members are imbued with the powers / jobs / abilities of all the elemental crystals, Galuf has this to say: “When we get back to Tycoon, I’ll show you all the uber drugs I found in the meteor!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and […]

Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa! / Merci chocolates! / Hella Christofi / Having the flu!

January 28, 2018

I went out in the rainy weather at 2:10 on a 407 to buy Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa cough medicine (THE BEST!) / more stickers (PJ Masks / rewards!) / ten $2 MARTEX washcloths / on-sale NEW Merci chocolate ($8.88!) / a replacement GIBSON owl coffee mug / on-sale Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup x6 […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Mastering all the SPOOF jobs! / Vicks!

January 25, 2018

Melvin Berry unfriended me on Facebook because I told him not to fucking quiz me on esoteric WWII history knowledge or country music knowledge. Fine by me! Some Canucks fans, I swear! Talked briefly to both Steph and Myles on FB Messenger: Of course I’ll do what’s best for my health, and I knew Mom […]

Designing High Performance Stiffened Structures?! / Dying For A Hamburger?!

January 22, 2018

I decided to take myself to the ER at 6:30 AM or so. I got seen in ten minutes, and got some Tylenol and a prescription for TamiFlu, so I took that to the pharmacy next door at 1:20, but it took half an hour. At least I got my drugs for $11.75 instead of […]

Leopold Fucker?! / A doorway magically erasing your memory! / Supreme Mayo?!

January 21, 2018

The Canucks played the Jets at 5 today, and lost 1-0. From Julie: Leopold Fucker?! From George Takei: The doorway is a magical device that erases your memory when you walk through it. SO TRUE! From Julie: Supreme Mayo?!

Giant blood clots on new pads, Amalik Yoaz, death by electrocution not enough

January 19, 2018

I went out at 2:35 to the pharmacy next door to pick up my drugs. Nice and easy! Foul Bachelorette Frog: Giant blood clot on a fairly new pad… wipe it off with toilet paper and continue use. From Reddit: Amalik Yoaz?! (I’m going to lick your ass) From Scott C. and CANUCK NATION: As […]

Messing up grammar online / Sarcastic comments ruined / Typing TO FUNNY quest!

January 18, 2018

I went to the pharmacy next door at 11:30 for MORE DRUGS to be picked up tomorrow! After (MORE) COFFEE TIME, I left at 2:55 to make it to Jon’s at 3:30. I saw Grace Tang before I stopped by Kam Do Bakery to buy a shredded pork bun. When I got to the house, […]

Dragon wall painting! / Dragon jewelry! / Denying the existence of dragons!

January 16, 2018

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY! 😀 I left at 2:30 on a 407 for my 3:10 appointment with Dr. Ruby. Since I was early, I went to Big Crazy to see if they had beef jerky. They did, so I bought another salmon jerky (for Paul) and extra-spicy beef jerky for myself, plus hot and […]

Whoopee cushion filled with gravy, Waldrop sextuplets and twins, feeling used

January 15, 2018

From Gotta Lil Captain In Ya? and Pete: A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke. From Reddit and r/namenerds on December 14, 2017: The Waldrop sextuplets and twins from Alabama, plus an older brother! Saylor Briggs, Bridge Ryder, and Wales Tucker are the older siblings. […]