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Harry Potter, Wing Flannagan, a Whopper with 700 pickles, never being perfect

May 7, 2017

I got a blue screen of death at 11:12 AM! I also showered today. From Funny Junk: Right next to Quindarious Gooch, a black Harry Potter has been arrested for crack possession! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Wing Flannagan?! Only in Japan: A Whopper with over 700 pickles on it! I’ll never be perfect, but I’ll always […]

DOUBLE PENETRATOR! / Sergey Tuganov died after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

April 29, 2017

From Buzzfeed: DOUBLE PENETRATOR?! From Matthew Santoro: Sergey Tuganov dropped dead after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

Warrior dragon with armor! / Ice cream for breakfast?! / Mowgli Holmes?!

April 21, 2017

From Krista: A warrior dragon with armor! Julie S. saw this weird juxtaposition at the store: Ice cream is not usually a breakfast item! From Reddit: There’s a cannabis researcher named MOWGLI HOLMES?! I swear Mowgli was in THE JUNGLE BOOK…

Weed, drug tests, and unemployment / Savvy Shields?! / Butter soda?! YUCKY!

April 20, 2017

From Whisper: 4-20 is National Weed Day, 4-21 is National Drug Test Day, and 4-22 is National Unemployment Day! From Julie: Savvy Shields?! No, this is not an ad for a medieval armor shop… that’s her name, short for Savannah. I don’t think Savannah needs a nickname… From Vanessa: Butter soda?! EW!

Brookside Merlot Blackcurrant, Chardonnay Grape Peach, Häagen-Dazs Spirits

April 3, 2017

Last night, I asked Vanessa whether she and Jason were allergic or sensitive to chocolate, peppermint, or peanut butter. She said no, but thanked me for being thoughtful. I wouldn’t want to give them anything they can’t or won’t eat, of course! I went out at 4:10 today to get my prescription at the pharmacy […]

Being OCD, cross-dressing in the bathroom, Gauss, Best Friend Drug Store

March 26, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik meets this man in Twoson near Burglin Park. “I have OCD. I must stand next to signs or I will kill someone.” In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik goes to Dr. Andonuts’ personal Magicant. He knocks on this bathroom door. “Can’t you read? The picture on the door shows a red […]

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages! / My Reddit comment about white poop!

March 19, 2017

From Buzzfeed: Excrement in the Late Middle Ages: Sacred Filth and Chaucer’s Fecopolitics?! My most-upvoted Reddit comment from January 29, 2015 is about white poop! 😀

Missing people in Winters / Scary’s merging in The Fourth Dimension!

March 8, 2017

Lilly Pearce added me to Facebook – DENIED! I went out at 3 (just managing to get the 401), and went to Big Crazy (just managing to get the 410) for $5 JOY dumplings: Lamb and Onion, Chicken and Vegetable, Pork and Vegetable, and Tri-Ty. I also managed to find three Knorr (Extra) hot and […]

MOTHER 2 DELUXE Mu Training in Ranma, with a bonus Dad phone call and garlic!

February 24, 2017

I called Barry this morning at 9 AM after uploading and tagging photos till 3:15 AM. We went to both banks at 9:40 or so, getting back here at 10:05 AM. We talked about politics and another new “increase” which really just is almost all the cost of the yearly bus pass. PRODUCT WARNING: I’m […]

Swimming poop emoji, Kokain Mothershed, Marijuana Mothershed, Alaska Jones III

February 20, 2017

From Z 95.3: A swimming poop emoji… From Reddit: Kokain Mothershed, and Marijuana Mothershed, Alaska Jones III?!