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FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

Mario! It that really you?! / Sterilite TouchTop garbage can! / Egyptian cotton!

July 12, 2017

I went out at 5:10 on a 407 to London Drugs for a NEW Sterilite Touch-Top kitchen garbage can since the old stainless steel garbage can (February 13, 2015) wouldn’t open (even though I’d just opened it to take the garbage bag OUT…), a Modella Fashion Forever bag (from $16.99 down to $5!), and a […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Imgur Bad and Unique Name Albums!

July 7, 2017

Last night, I finished uploading all my 2600 Bad and Unique Baby Names photos to Imgur in seven albums! I was up at 6:55 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Imgur Bad and Unique Baby Names Albums! http://imgur.com/a/w0quF (Awkward Wedding Name Combos!) http://imgur.com/a/AD2Bo (Bad and Unique Baby Names 1!) http://imgur.com/a/HHLsm (Bad and Unique […]

You’d best be frozen! / Charles Srstka, Khasha Sky, Jacquelynne Bird, Ash Warden

June 10, 2017

Some flavor text in FINAL FANTASY VI: “You’d best be frozen!” as part of a Cold Dust attack. From Not Always Working: Charles Srstka?! His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! 😀 From Not Always Right: Khasha Sky?! Reminds me of Kashi cereal… From Not Always Right: Jacquelynne Bird?! That’s a very interesting […]

Laundry tokens, moist people and typos, Jesus no way Yahweh, med reminders

May 31, 2017

I called Hester at 10:20 AM to see whether I could get laundry tokens (September 23, 2016) at that early hour, and I could. At least this time, she didn’t bitch about how “not polite” I was on the phone (I’m not a morning person or very “fake polite” after getting up!), how I was […]

Bob Barker and parting gifts, a hand grenade, Denise Coke busted with cocaine

May 28, 2017

From Janina: Bob Barker on THE PRICE IS RIGHT says, “Parting gifts! We have a nice toaster for you, loser!” From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: A fire extinguisher labelled as a hand grenade?! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Detroit police busted someone named Denise COKE with a lot of COCAINE […]

Harry Potter, Wing Flannagan, a Whopper with 700 pickles, never being perfect

May 7, 2017

I got a blue screen of death at 11:12 AM! I also showered today. From Funny Junk: Right next to Quindarious Gooch, a black Harry Potter has been arrested for crack possession! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Wing Flannagan?! Only in Japan: A Whopper with over 700 pickles on it! I’ll never be perfect, but I’ll always […]

DOUBLE PENETRATOR! / Sergey Tuganov died after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

April 29, 2017

From Buzzfeed: DOUBLE PENETRATOR?! From Matthew Santoro: Sergey Tuganov dropped dead after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

Warrior dragon with armor! / Ice cream for breakfast?! / Mowgli Holmes?!

April 21, 2017

From Krista: A warrior dragon with armor! Julie S. saw this weird juxtaposition at the store: Ice cream is not usually a breakfast item! From Reddit: There’s a cannabis researcher named MOWGLI HOLMES?! I swear Mowgli was in THE JUNGLE BOOK…

Weed, drug tests, and unemployment / Savvy Shields?! / Butter soda?! YUCKY!

April 20, 2017

From Whisper: 4-20 is National Weed Day, 4-21 is National Drug Test Day, and 4-22 is National Unemployment Day! From Julie: Savvy Shields?! No, this is not an ad for a medieval armor shop… that’s her name, short for Savannah. I don’t think Savannah needs a nickname… From Vanessa: Butter soda?! EW!