Archive for the ‘drugs’ Category

Compliments and malnourishment / Tore Jan Olsen?! / SHAREON Hence pronunciation?

October 12, 2020

Today is Thanksgiving 2020! Thanks to my upstairs neighbors creaking around at 6:30 AM, it was COFFEE TIME by default. Eric Ho beat me to our “Happy Thanksgiving” text message exchange at 10:10 AM. NICE! Of course I told him about the Canucks trading Tyler Toffoli to the Habs half an hour ago, and about […]

Stouffer’s Fried Chicken / Ami and Delphi / Too much blood in my caffeine system

September 9, 2020

Dinner: Stouffer’s Fried Chicken Breast with mashed potatoes! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Delphi?! Being me, I had to edit in a comma using MS Paint. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Ami?! BAD SPELLING OF AMY! From Happy International Coffee Day: There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

NICKELODEON: Mui, double Narancia G., Kole, Kurapika, Jaemin, and Jahli?!

August 31, 2020

From Julie M., THE LOUD HOUSE, and Nickelodeon: Happy May 2020 birthdays! Miu and Narancia?! From Julie M., THE LOUD HOUSE, and Nickelodeon: Happy May 2020 birthdays! A double Narancia G., both from Florida?! Is that a duplicate or a blip or TWIN NAMING? From Julie M., THE LOUD HOUSE, and Nickelodeon: Happy May 2020 […]

Jyrine Kyese Harris, LaElisa Harris, and Khiry Harris?! / Chrystal catching up!

August 31, 2020

I called Chrystal’s work at 2 and got her voicemail, so tried again half an hour later at 2:30. She seemed pleased to finally hear from me, and says she’s mostly been staying home since March except for going to work and occasionally seeing her nephews Benjamin / Ethan, Emily, and Mike. Totally understandable why […]

Arvella Toomer?! / Rebeca Navarrete?! / Machelle?! BAD SPELLING OF MICHELLE!

August 30, 2020

Eric texted me at 5:50 to take a literal raincheck because he’d just gotten home and washed up – not a problem! The Canucks FINALLY played Vegas in Second Round Playoff Game #4 at 7:45, and just lost 5-3 thanks to the Knights getting THREE GOALS IN THE THIRD PERIOD. From Julie M. and JUDGE […]

Jaye?! FEMALE JAY?! / Britnee Pinkston has BAD SPELLING! / London Breed mayor?!

August 24, 2020

I texted Barry this morning to remind him about my payday arrangements for Wednesday. From Julie and DR. PHIL: JAYE says her sister chose drugs over her 13-year-old daughter?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Britnee Pinkston?! BAD SPELLING OF BRITTANY! From Julie M. and her local news on the coronavirus pandemic in May 2020: […]

Cierah Perrotti? / Elytte Barbour? / Clover Leaf lemon pepper tuna for a snack!

August 18, 2020

Today is Bad Poetry Day! I got a GOOD text message from Chinese Eric hoping that “the boyz” play better on Wednesday to take the series lead. THAT WOULD HELP! I also heard that Flaps is now a dad. AMAZING! Barry called and texted at 1:25 to say that he was outside, so I quickly […]

Cheap pi tipping! $3.14! / How would I die in a slasher film? GENERATOR!

August 16, 2020

Today is National Rum Day! Mom invaded my text messages again to say that SHE wanted to give me some seaweed snacks since they’ll be at the body shop in Richmond anyway – JUST DROP IT OFF AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S UNNECESSARY CONTACT! FUCK YOU FOR CAUSING ME MORE STRESS! THEN she got all […]

Dick Pusey smoked meth, laughed, and livestreamed some Australian cops dying?!

August 15, 2020

Today is Retirement Day! Mom sent me another text message about a gathering at the park – FUCK OFF! NO! Of course I sent a text message to Chinese Eric to officially wish him a happy birthday! THAT’S A GOOD TEXT! From Cracked on May 11, 2020: Dick Pusey smoked meth, livestreamed some Australian cops […]

Canadian stereotypes map, GRAVITRAX, hexagons, One Hundred Degree Blues G Major

July 31, 2020

Ayler called me at 7. I said that it was awesome that he remembered to call – “Sometimes I just remember the day and not the time, but I won’t call you in the morning!” That’s good! I know why we set up phone calls, and he understands that it helps with his own planning […]