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Creepy Easter Bunnies 40 and 41! / Turkey! / Bad hugs on steps!

March 29, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:25 on a 401 to meet Dad at King Edward Station. Once I got to Mom and Dad’s, the kids were busy with some “wet tattoo” stickers on Easter eggs, but I got to read some Gruffalo books to Hiero (who sat in my lap) later on. Ayler held […]

Andrew Getting, Derek Knocke, Kimberly Coast, Shalla Radiolady, Tifany Eldridge

December 28, 2017

I got some of the most Swedish candy ever in the mail today from Katherine K. AKA cactus_rs – Bilar candy cars and Polly butter toffee / chocolate / vanilla candy! (“except black licorice – UGH!”) Isabella (med_cat) also mailed me a Christmas card and smiley face stickers / a snowflake sticker / a snowboarding […]

Turd Baby is a store?! / Toilet Kool Koozie! / Abraham Smutz?! / Aletha Reed?!

November 7, 2017

From Engrish: There’s a store called Turd Baby?! From Jazmin and Neatorama: The Toilet Kool Koozie! Are you looking for a polite way to tell someone that you do not approve of their choice of canned beverage? You need the Toilet Kool Koozie from the NeatoShop. This reusable and easy-to-clean drink holder makes it perfectly […]

Tanna Farley, David Willy, Jonathon Flores, Tiffany Maddux Pretty, Kelly Luper

October 14, 2017

Eric Ho called me this afternoon to say that there were changes afoot at work, so (of course) he couldn’t guarantee he could come over later. I’ve had it with that, actually! The Canucks played the Flames tonight at 7, and lost 5-2. From Not Always Right: Tanna Farley?! So do you tan all the […]

74,000 Facebook likes from my Facebook friends! / Glee Ewell?! Like the emotion?

July 17, 2017

I was up at 7:55 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! My Facebook friends have liked my posts 74,000 times as of today! Glee Ewell and the family were murdered on Easter Sunday?! It’s pronounced “U-ull.”

Marlene’s underwear and Tifa’s orthopedic underwear! / Jeffrey Dahmer and regret

August 2, 2016

At least I finally found Youtube videos which do NOT make the sound in SNES9x lag when I’m playing games in there! It’s weird that videos playing in a browser DO make the emulator sound lag… Unused game data: Marlene’s underwear in the FINAL FANTASY VII HoneyBee Inn! You can get this small scene in […]

Germanic, Greek, Japanese, Welsh, Feng Shui, and REALM OF SOLACE dragons!

May 30, 2016

When I took a nap earlier, I had a dream where I shot and killed Mike around his mom’s house…. MUHAHAHA! From Cracked: REALM OF SOLACE dragon! From Cracked: Japanese dragon! From Cracked: Greek dragon! From Cracked: Welsh dragon! From Cracked: Germanic dragon! From Cracked: Feng Shui dragon!

Quadruplet comments, five-ply ASS WIPES toilet paper, dragon guitar, kidnapping

April 13, 2016

I got a blog comment from a quadruplet! One of the Smythe quadruplets – whose birthday is today – commented on one of my Quadruplet posts! It was Corey; not Justin, Ashley, or Tiffany! Vinesauce Joel EARTHBOUND stream Five-ply ASS WIPES toilet paper! I WANT THIS DRAGON GUITAR! Have you ever loved someone so much […]

Steele-Bowles, Short-Lane, Kohn-Pullen, and other bad hyphenated names!

March 2, 2016

Steele-Bowles! Short-Lane! Kohn-Pullen! Gentle-Gurley! Gay-Cox! Rider-Moore! Green-Wille! Mann-Butts! Moist-Box! Dickie-Peters! Stout-Johnson! Fedder-Good! Wright-Tingle! Hazard-Dick!

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!