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Best selfie, blue dragon on Google Maps, Bo Bun Hue, butter chicken wings

January 31, 2020

Before COFFEE TIME / BRUSSELS SPROUTS TIME / HOT CHOCOLATE TIME, I called Chrystal at work at 10:10 AM to remind her about tonight. I left at 6:50 on a 414 (which actually had the wheelchair ramp slope in use instead of the steps) to get to London Drugs on time at 7:30 or so. […]

Stoner Elf Name! / ChristmasFlamHam! / Suitcases! / Chrystal Xmas / Dirty jokes!

December 6, 2019

DIRTY JOKES! How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. What’s the speed limit of sex? 68! At 69, you have to turn around. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me! Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they […]

Empty Christmas wrapping paper tubes, Sean dentist, and Chrystal dinner!

December 21, 2018

After COFFEE TIME and some aspirin, I left at 3:30 for my dentist appointment with Sean at 4 today, which was a success! He’s going to Colombia to get married?! Later, I hung out at Oakridge Library and Safeway to kill time for a bit until meeting Chrystal for our annual Christmas dinner at 7:30 […]

HOLIDAY WISHES 2018!

November 26, 2018

It’s been an interesting year in the Vancouver area. I’ve been doing this Holiday_Wishes thing for fourteen years! Email me at flamsterina @ gmail.com for my address, please. I enjoy seeing what the community can do! 1. Christmas cards and postcards: Yay for mail from around the world which isn’t bills or junk! 2. Instant […]

An At-At / Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! / Rex Savory?! / Theric?!

May 4, 2018

From Classy’s Discord server: An At-At saying “Pew Pew! Guess what day it is?” STAR WARS DAY! From Reddit and r/namenerds: Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! Crystal M, Leaf (male…), Cypress (female), Malikite, Ocala (male), Aloha (male… passed away, it looks like 😦 ), Ginger, Ethan, Rain (male), Lotus, Gandhi, Mountain, Maliah True, Deva […]

STAR WARS Use The Force toilet decal – funny! / DOES IT FART? Animal flatulence!

April 14, 2018

From Julie M. and Wish: STAR WARS “Use The Force” toilet decal – funny! From Gizmodo and the r/hockey Discord server: DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE! Finally, there’s a book about which animals fart!

Banana pepper sushi and pumpkin sushi with Chrystal at Sushi California!

April 6, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 7:05 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7:30. Of course I had her birthday card, the Lindt Strawberry Excellence chocolate bar, the President’s Choice Easter eggs, assorted teas, and the Lindt Ecuador chocolate bar! I was delayed because a group of 200 teens had made a […]

Chrystal and a belated Christmas hangout with at least 10 pounds of goodies!

January 5, 2018

Before COFFEE TIME at noon, I called Chrystal at 11:55 at work to confirm that we were still on for tonight at 7:30. After MORE COFFEE TIME at 5:30, I left at 6:55 in order to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7:30 in the rain. I had the Ziploc bag full of […]

Dr. Lauren Hyman?! / Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! Claire Li?! WHAT?!

December 25, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! MERRY CHRISTMAS 2017! From Reddit: Dr. Lauren Hyman is a gynecologist?! From Reddit: Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! From my Facebook friend suggestions: Claire Li?! It sounds way too much like “clearly.” Clara Li would have been slightly better / worse, and Clarissa Li would have been even better for Julie […]

CHRYSTAL! / Random convos! / Blowing people’s minds! / Lemonade from 1657?!

October 13, 2017

After COFFEE TIME at 4:45, I left at 6:30 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7-ish for a belated birthday dinner treat! I had her Want Want Snowy Crackers from Big Crazy, of course. I was standing around reading MAD MAGAZINE when Chrystal came up behind me. We summarily went to Original […]