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Chrystal and a belated Christmas hangout with at least 10 pounds of goodies!

January 5, 2018

Before COFFEE TIME at noon, I called Chrystal at 11:55 at work to confirm that we were still on for tonight at 7:30. After MORE COFFEE TIME at 5:30, I left at 6:55 in order to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7:30 in the rain. I had the Ziploc bag full of […]

Dr. Lauren Hyman?! / Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! Claire Li?! WHAT?!

December 25, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! MERRY CHRISTMAS 2017! From Reddit: Dr. Lauren Hyman is a gynecologist?! From Reddit: Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! From my Facebook friend suggestions: Claire Li?! It sounds way too much like “clearly.” Clara Li would have been slightly better / worse, and Clarissa Li would have been even better for Julie […]

CHRYSTAL! / Random convos! / Blowing people’s minds! / Lemonade from 1657?!

October 13, 2017

After COFFEE TIME at 4:45, I left at 6:30 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7-ish for a belated birthday dinner treat! I had her Want Want Snowy Crackers from Big Crazy, of course. I was standing around reading MAD MAGAZINE when Chrystal came up behind me. We summarily went to Original […]

1586 Catherine Wheel vs. 2017 fidget spinner! / Kris P, Bacon?! / Fanny Warts?!

June 16, 2017

Since I got up at 7 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I had to call Shaw since unplugging and plugging both my modem and router back in did not work for some reason. It turned out that I’d inadvertently unplugged the “send / receive” cable or wire from the Motorola modem; […]

Finally getting together with Chrystal at Menya! / A T-cup bra from Reddit!

June 9, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway Station London Drugs. She definitely appreciated her 35 index cards for her 35th birthday, the Rose and Robin solid chocolate 200g Easter bunny, the giant Dreamworks Trolls milk chocolate heart, the two Christmas Mix packs of Coconut / Red Apple / […]

Chrystal calling to postpone again! / Panromantic polyamorous special snowflake!

May 25, 2017

Chrystal gave me a surprise phone call at 8:35, saying that she knew we were supposed to meet up tomorrow, but work has been absolutely crazy since a supervisor resigned. Luckily for Chrystal, she’s not the new supervisor! We finally figured out a new date to meet up: Friday, June 9 at the usual place, […]

Snow and God coming! / A Japanese Halloween Christmas tree! / Let it snow!

December 25, 2016

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I called Steph just now to see if I could get a ride to Christmas dinner, although I’m not thrilled about the idea. At least I could get one… WTF church sign from Our Savior’s Lutheran Church: As snow fell silently, God came. Merry Christmas. Barry told me about this Halloween Christmas tree […]

NescafĂ© coffee, Scotch scissors, index cards, and WD-40! / No Chrystal?!

December 15, 2016

I went out in the freezing weather at 5:50 to meet Chrystal at Broadway Station, just missing a 401. I waited for at least 40 minutes just inside the station before I gave up and went to London Drugs to buy on-sale NescafĂ© coffee (April 20, 2016), WD-40 spray because Vanessa had suggested it yesterday […]

Meeting with Chrystal: Ebisu instead of La Taquiera! / Charlostain Sawshades?!

August 26, 2016

I went out at 5:45 to meet Chrystal at 6:30 at Broadway Station. The lack of actual chairs and tables (as opposed to only barstools) at La Taquiera across the street was a dealbreaker for me, so we walked a block to go to Ebisu on Broadway instead. We talked about Chuck and Andrea moving […]

Lunch with Chrystal at Mucho Burrito! / Wine coming out of the sink!

March 28, 2016

I left at 12:55 to meet Chrystal at Broadway Station. Of course I had her birthday card, on-sale (fudge) Cadbury eggs for Easter, and on-sale President’s Choice chocolate bars (dark chocolate / milk chocolate with caramel pieces) for her birthday. I got there at 1:20, and had to wait for a while. Unlike Mike, I […]