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The ninja motto, Happy Wolf, Metrosexual Wolf, Sleepy Wolf and drugs, Doc Wolf

November 22, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Penguins at 4 today, and won 5-2! After the game and the latest SCARY MYSTERIES Youtube video upload, I went shopping at London Drugs at 7:05. I got assorted stickers for Fraser (PAW PATROL / BATMAN / FINDING DORY), a musical hockey Christmas card with THE HOCKEY SONG, on-sale […]

NG! / Faucets! / Summer Hair?! / Christianity as the love religion? / Smite God!

November 21, 2017

No, Discord idiot named Pingu, you do not turn the “sink” in your bathroom in order to get water. What you want is called a FAUCET. No, Not Always Working idiot named David Stone, my last name is and has never been pronounced “En-Gee.” Your friend’s family probably just dumbed it down for your white […]

Automated microaggressions, dwarves swimming through lava, EARTHBOUND’s Chosen

November 6, 2017

From Bart_Calendar’s LiveJournal on October 5, 2017: “I came over here from your Facebook and immediately got AN AUTOMATED MICROAGGRESSION telling me how I too could transfer posts from LJ to FB. Fuck da Zuck.” No, Supergee! It’s mildly annoying at best, but that is not a microaggression! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party has […]

Attempts to sleep, finding God underwater, our current stats, Ass Glob Ring

November 5, 2017

I went out at 4 on a 407 to the Bay, but all their garbage cans were very expensive. It was off across the street to London Drugs: a big reusable bag, a replacement Sterilite garbage can, on-sale Moritz Icy Squares, on-sale Lindt Peppermint Cookie chocolate truffles, and Waterbridge brandy beans! Got home at 4:55 […]

Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers?! / THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

October 15, 2017

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: GREEK RURAL POSTMEN AND THEIR CANCELLATION NUMBERS?! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

Chrystal! / Barry! / What Age Guy Should You Date? / What’s Your True Sign?

October 13, 2017

I called Chrystal at work at 10:35 AM to remind her about our get-together tonight. After a nap, I called Barry to see if we could set up a food shopping appointment. He said he’d “left a message on the machine,” but I haven’t used it in years! The appointment is for payday, Oct. 25 […]

Shadow and killing emotions, Smirnoff Ice as a drink for kids, soda pressing

October 5, 2017

I felt weird before I went to bed last night, so I went to the bathroom and discovered redrum: WHAT THE FUCK, BODY?! Good thing I discovered it BEFORE going to bed, otherwise I’d have had to break out the hydrogen peroxide! I told Classy, the r/hockey Discord server, and Jimmy about it too, poor […]

Lord Bildo’s Iron Dildo / Moogles are delicious! / Moogle falling in love!

September 27, 2017

The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the Sealed Castle of Kuzar, and come across the 12 Sealed Weapons of de Ownage. One of these is called Lord Bildo’s Iron Dildo, hahaha! In the Spoofed World, Galuf tells the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party that Moogles are the most delicious creatures in the […]

SECRET LOVE TRICKS?! / 11.3 kg of frozen food heaven! / Peanut butter cups!

September 21, 2017

After taking a nap today, I noticed that Tryanna from Pathways had called me again a couple of times, and I was able to get through to her after a couple of attempts on my end. She wanted to change tomorrow’s appointment to Monday because of possible staffing issues: sure, why not? I can be […]

Naomi Nicely and short marriages! / Increasing things someone doesn’t like!

September 11, 2017

I woke up at 5:30 AM today for some reason, but went back to sleep about three hours later. Vanessa says that she can come to my sushi gathering, too. Now I’m just talking to Shiv about a bunch of stuff – always good! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Naomi Nicely has or […]