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Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! What?! / Dr. JONICE Webb? Yum, jaundice!

January 24, 2020

at 3:30 AM (FUCK YOU – PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!), I got up at 6:30 AM and ate my sushi. To my surprise, Chrystal of all the people had texted me last night to say she can’t make it to dinner tonight because she has to go out and eat Chinese New Year dinner […]

What I got for Christmas 2019!

January 3, 2020

* Lea D. (plop_O) from Reddit: a Christmas card * Eric M.: Seattle Chocolates truffles in a Woodland Cheer gift box * Jon and Harmony: Pure Nail Spa gift card and a photo card * Christy C. (snoopdawg): a Christmas card * Julie M. (moonshar): a Christmas card * surprise Toasties Totes slipper socks x2 […]

Gildan socks and English being weird! (horror to horrific, terror to terrific)

January 3, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 9:40 AM for my 10:15 AM eye clinic appointment. As usual, I waited a while to be seen, and got out at 11:25. They had a black chick doing the eye exams, who admitted she was new AND didn’t read my file, AND “had” to dilate my […]

Avante, Rayshawn, Shyla, Karlito, Nyelanni, Jazmonik, Darrel, Mimiracle, Telly?!

December 30, 2019

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 6:30, and s. From Julie: Avante?! From Julie: Rayshawn?! From Julie: Shyla isn’t a bad name; you just don’t hear it that often! From Julie: Karlito?! From Julie: Nyelanni?! From Julie: Jazmonik?! Is that like a jazz harmonica?! From Julie: Brittany is fine, but Darrel?! BAD SPELLING OF DARRYL! […]

Go big or go home! / 20% off FUCKING SALE! / Death and cremation options

December 18, 2019

I had to go banking by myself today with my Asian old lady shopping cart at 11:20 on a 401 (JUST managed to get it), then went to Staples for 60 Z-Grip Pens (July 10, 2019), and wasted time at Price Smart. Stopped at London Drugs for a new Santa hat / on-sale Smokehouse Blue […]

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS brain! / WE ARE THE INTROVERTS comic strip!

December 17, 2019

Shiwa says he got my Christmas card today – that’s pretty good for my mailing it last week on the 12th! The Canucks played Montreal tonight at 7, and lost 3-1… Julie M. let me know about this: When you want to sleep and your brain goes SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS… From I […]

Balls! Understanding! Piano! Magic tricks! / Getting older at Christmas!

December 3, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 (first refilling my yearly prescription at the pharmacy next door) on a 401 (JUST IN TIME) to help with the kids. I had to leave room for a suitcase and also remember to get to the house after 4:35 because of a water shutoff till 4. Lovely! […]

Bison joke! Buffalo puns! / ENTER SANDMAN lullaby! EXIT LIGHT! ENTER NIGHT!

November 30, 2019

I had to do laundry today on the THIRD FLOOR, and had to go back down to my suite to grab actual cash money! UGH! The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 7, and won 5-2! Mushroom soup! What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? “Bison.” Julie M. sent this […]

Tanzania Morris?! / Avianna, Ka’Lise, Afrika, Kendal, Raven, Cavell, and Starr?!

November 18, 2019

I showered and did some MORE laundry today because my sweatshirts seemed to smell like mildew from last week (EW!), so I bunged some white vinegar in my washing load after looking remedies up online. Damn, I really hope that solves the problem! From Youtube: Tanzania Morris?! Bonus: One of the other roommates was named […]

Myia, Quammy, Ranee, Shai, Jarmar, Sanchetz, Mellisa, and Brandishea Moses?!

November 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From Julie: Myia?! From Julie: QUAMMY is Myia’s best friend?! From Julie: Ranee?! From Julie: Shai?! From Julie: Jarmar?! From Julie: Sanchetz?! From Julie: Mellisa?! BAD SPELLING OF MELISSA! From Julie: Brandishea Moses?! I had to put this one through MS Paint because of the white-on-white text and background!