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Kaine Horman and Kyron Horman?! / Niiko, Keegan, Karma, and Konstantine?!

July 20, 2018

From SCARY MYSTERIES: Kaine Horman and Kyron Horman?! From Julie: A girl named Karma?! From Julie: Keegan?! From Julie: Konstantine?! Why not just spell it with a C?! From Julie: Niiko?! Why put an extra I in Niko if it’s just going to be pronounced the same anyway?! Advertisements

Floor lamp! / Ashley, Franchell, and Esteban for a black guy?! / Shaheed?!

July 9, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME (and confirming that Steph got Lisa’s and Henry’s birthday cards which I’d mailed them), Mom and Dad picked me up for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House to have hot and sour soup, white surfboard noodles with choy, and siu long bao. They gave me a lot of unsolicited advice […]

Mosthigh Thankgod?! / D’arnjai, Denisha, Diamond, Rashaad, and Rhylee?!

June 22, 2018

I showered today. Random stuff from Mom and Dad: Two Superstore paper towel rolls, six Purex double rolls of toilet paper, a black Privilegio long winter coat from Big G, two generic tiny soap bars, a Los Angeles Kings thick blanket, a pair of black sandal things (not “slippers,” Mom!) to replace my current ones, […]

Latasha, Cynamin and Apple, Pepsi, Heaven, Jamel, Rocshawn, Ahmir, and Ryleigh?!

June 18, 2018

It’s International Sushi Day today! From Julie: Latasha?! From Julie: Cynamin?! From Julie: Apple?! From Julie: Pepsi is a white girl name now?! I knew a guy at Palmer named Pepsi Sarai, but I think that was cultural… From Julie: Heaven?! From Julie: Jamel?! From Julie: Rocshawn?! How do you go to ROCSHAWN from Sarah, […]

Boob-having persons?! / Vagina-haver?! / Sex-havers?! / Pets preferred pronouns

May 16, 2018

The computer just blue-screened! Couldn’t it have done that while I was sleeping?! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “Boob-having persons,” XxXFaZEqUIckwopesXxX?! Just say “men” or “women”! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “As a vagina-haver”?! No, WeaverofStories, just no! Say you’re a woman or that you have a vagina. Much less awkward! You’re already […]

Dr. Dimple Royalty?! / King?! / Toya?! / Jhourney-Blessings?! / Qiana?!

May 2, 2018

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Jon asked if I could come tomorrow, but I said no because I’m not feeling well. Aspirin would be a pain to keep track of in front of the kids, and what if I wanted to sleep or rage hardcore? Yeah, not happening this time! I do say yes […]

Don’t assume I’m angry because I’m on my period! / Raccoon! / Scumbag Uterus!

March 14, 2018

I discovered redrum today – ugh! Then I snapped at Jimmy, but that was after I told him about my discovery. He sent me a Happy Pi Day gif which actually made me smile, laugh, and cackle for about two minutes, which he later said was his intention. I appreciated it, for sure! Happy Pi […]

A maladjusted sleep cycle! / Straw is a human name?! / Allyssa?!

March 11, 2018

Ugh, Daylight Savings Time! I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played Arizona at 6 tonight, and lost 1-0. From Someecards: It’s time to spring forward to a maladjusted sleep cycle. From Julie: This guy’s name is STRAW?! Really?! From Julie: Allyssa?! That’s a bad spelling of Alyssa!

Creepy Easter Bunny 16! / Sleeping pills and laxatives! / Live, fart, laugh!

March 6, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Winter Creek oysters from my place. I can’t open them even WITH the jar opener! Since I now can’t open the pesky Winter Creek raw oyster jars even WITH the jar opener, I decided to go return them at Price Smart when I went out at 5:30 on a 407. […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 12! / Chinese New Year stickers 3! / Maurkeece Foreman?!

February 28, 2018

The Canucks played the Rangers tonight at 7, and lost 6-5 in an albeit entertaining game in overtime. The computer also restarted five minutes before the game ended. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 12! From Julie: Chinese New Year Facebook stickers 3! From Julie: Maurkeece Foreman?!