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Terry Tickhell Terrell, Crabrill Senior, Crabrill Junior, Unique, and Legend?!

August 25, 2019

Today is Humility Day! Terry Tickhell Terrell?! From Julie: Crabrill Senior?! So, like crabs and Brillo pads?! From Julie: Crabrill Junior?! Why pass that name on to the next generation?! From Julie: Unique is Crabrill Junior’s ex-girlfriend?! From Julie: Legend?! Someone has high hopes for their son… Advertisements

Mustafa Tuna is a professor?! / Slater Koekkoek?! / Sneezing on my period!

July 20, 2019

Mom sent us an email where she referred to Beckett as “Blackett” – WTF? Apparently, Uncle Timothy (Calla and Acer’s dad) is dead now too, if the mention of a memorial service is any indication! All the rest of it, I don’t care about. Mustafa Tuna?! Slater Koekkoek?! His last name is pronounced CUCKOO?! From […]

Do NOT put someone’s toothpaste on their toothbrush FOR them! That’s just weird!

July 9, 2019

Managed to get removal for hearing at the nearby medical clinic at 10 AM – I knew something was wrong if I couldn’t hear the new microwave beep when it finished! I got home at 10:30 after seeing Dr. Chong, which isn’t too bad. From Reddit on December 28, 2018: No, DontEatMyHotDog, we do NOT […]

Tray?! Cortelyou?! / Nicolas Cage DOGE Declaration of Independence meme!

July 4, 2019

From Julie: Tray?! Not even Trey?! From Julie: Cortelyou?! A Nicolas Cage DOGE meme which I sent to Julie M. once: Wow. Such treasure. Wow. We must eat the Declaration of Independence. Movee star.

Cimina, Shayna, Sharekka, Jamy, Montez, Rae’Shon, Shariah, and Josiah?!

June 29, 2019

From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Cimina?! Reminds me of cinnamon or Cimona’s in Steveston! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Shayna?! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Sharekka?! From Julie: Isaiah is fine, but Jamy?! From […]

Melanee, another Cortez, Aubree, Candace, Nico, Taliyah, and Unique?! WHAT?!

June 19, 2019

I went out at 12:15 on a 401 to go to London Drugs and look for 3×5 Mead index cards, since my stock was running low. Turns out I wasn’t really running out of them, but whatever. I finally found them at just slightly higher than eye level with the notebooks and papers, and decided […]

FIRE / Myking Worboys, Bucky Worboys, Shyann Ovalie, Bridgitt Elliott. Katonnah?

May 29, 2019

My neighbors are fucking idiots, I swear. The latest fire alarm today at 5:15 was caused by someone who was SLEEPING WHILE COOKING! Luckily, I got back in at 5:40, but did take my wallet just in case – not my phone, though! I’ll try to remember that next time… UGH! Myking Worboys?! Bucky Worboys?! […]

Harlem, Dawna, Rakeem, Ka’Shayla, Myla, Passion, and Johnell?! / McCartney?!

May 27, 2019

From Julie: Harlem?! Did you REALLY want to name your baby after the ghetto?! From Julie: Dawna?! BAD SPELLING OF DONNA! From Julie: Rakeem?! From Julie: Ka’Shayla?! From Julie: Myla?! As in OH MYLANTA?! I used to know someone named Mylene Giroux at Palmer, but at least that was French! From Julie: Passion?! From Julie: […]

Myronisha, Auri’Noel, Daryell as Darryl’s sister, baby girl Anakin, Makayla?!

May 16, 2019

I had a chocolate muffin, coffee, and pear slices as breakfast before Deb dropped me off near Brighouse Station. The one-week followup went pretty well at the eye clinic: NO MORE GLASSES FOR NOW! I decided to get a NEW McDonalds Chocolate Nanaimo Bar McFlurry at the Broadway McDonalds, but that was very disappointing… YUCKY […]

Happy Adventure, Newfoundland?! / A black Starman T-shirt / Knowing you’re shit

May 9, 2019

Barry actually did drive me to the eye clinic today for my appointment after my breakfast of coffee and a cream cheese bagel with half a kiwi, but he had his Japanese wife in the car since it was better to drop her off at work around the same area. He was trying to text […]