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Labor Day summer fun pressure! / Princehoward Barbecue Yee?! / Grill Vogel?!

September 2, 2019

I shut up an insulting “lady” on Reddit by mentioning actual violent death like throat-slashing, dismemberment, and stabbing. If she thinks plane crashes and a divorce are violent, and that I’m racist simply for bringing up Mexican jails…. how does a conversation about not liking mushiness on FaceTime IN PUBLIC (at the airport boarding area) […]

Jonathan Anomaly is a name?! / Adriel, Jeriesha, Jahiem, Netta, Jaala, and Che?!

August 31, 2019

It’s International Bacon Day today! Jonathan Anomaly?! From Julie: Adriel?! How about Adrienne or Ariel instead? From Julie: Jeriesha?! From Julie: Jahiem?! From Julie: Netta?! From Julie and FAMILY CIRCLE magazine: Jaala?! From Julie and FAMILY CIRCLE magazine: Che?! Like Che Guevara?!

Poop emoji helium balloons! / A book: HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

August 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji helium balloons! From Pete and Will Williams: A book called HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

BUNNY! / Julie got my Canadian ketchup chips, penny, quarters, and loonie!

August 17, 2019

Julie got my random letter and number stickers, Old Dutch ketchup chips, Lays wasabi chips, Lays Numb and Spicy Hot Pot chips, Lays kimchi chips, Canadian penny / nickel / dime / quarters / loonie / toonie (taped to bubble wrap and put in a Ziploc bag to avoid Canada Post detection!), and Kwangchun Healthful […]

Apollokreed Gardner, Jamarri Johnson, and Kandace Knight?!

August 15, 2019

Today is Retirement Day! After texting and calling a semi-sick Chinese Eric about his birthday plans while having COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, I went out at 1 on a 407 to see Rishu at Touchstone. They’re moving near Ikea in October?! Eric and I can meet up later; white Eric can’t make it to […]

Popping toys and laughter! / Books and blocks / Shoplifters will be prostituted!

August 13, 2019

I finally called Chimo’s Housing Connect this morning at 9:15. Nancy is on sick leave, but I got an appointment with their housing manager Sue next Tuesday at 11:30 AM. After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME, I went out at 3:10 on a 401 to help with the kids again. Jon messaged me at […]

A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! / Urinal level: EXPERT! BASKETBALL!

August 1, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! Wow, you would have to be an EXPERT at urinals for this one!

Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) / Chicken rude and unreasonable! / Bagged milk!

July 14, 2019

Today is Bastille Day! I showered today – yup, I’ll be at Jon’s tomorrow at about 2:30 or so. Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) From Candy: Chicken rude and unreasonable?! I think they meant to translate “Jerk Chicken” on this menu… From Julie M. and Only In Canada: “I really like bothering people outside Ontario and […]

Avoiding a random man?! / Microwaves child sacrifices! / SEXY FOOD FOR SENIORS

July 6, 2019

Taking 15 flights of stairs to avoid a random man waiting for the elevator is pretty extreme, RobotRosa… how do you live out in the world?! Poor guy! Think about how he must have felt to see a random woman running away from him! From Julie: My microwave is demanding a child sacrifice! From Julie: […]

Poop emoji ankle socks! / Just go poop in a field with the other buffalo!

June 22, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji ankle socks! From Janina: To whoever keeps destroying this toilet – You have great health insurance. Go see a doctor. And if not a doctor, then maybe an exorcist. Go poop in a field with the other buffalo.