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Elmo pooping on company time! / Snow in January 2020!

January 12, 2020

I went out just now, and it’s started snowing and accumulating already! Elmo: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. GIF VERSION! Snow on January 12! I took this photo just now.

POOP OR GET OFF THE POTTY!

January 2, 2020

Lisa, Fraser, Henry, and I went to the Stoney Creek Community Centre on Boxing Day last week to see Steph at work and to visit the library. We saw a book called POOP OR GET OFF THE POTTY! HAHA!

Guestbook Entries 2019!

December 30, 2019

Guestbook Entries 2019! March 30, 2019 (Sat.) Eric H. (lddude): “Yep! … I finally got the first day off on a Saturday for once as I was able to come over today to watch two hockey games. I got my fill of hockey before the playoffs begin or my workload starts to pile up during […]

Fuck off… no Merry Christmas! / Sunglasses dragon / Nine Christmas dragons!

December 16, 2019

Chocolate-covered almonds for Chocolate-Covered Anything Day today on December 16! From Julie and I Think My Virginity Is Growing Back: I’m afraid to offend anyone by wishing them a Merry Christmas, so I’m telling everyone I see to fuck off. From Julie: A cool green dragon with sunglasses! Christmas Dragon 1… a brown dragon in […]

Rise and shine, mother clucker! / Chapman’s frozen yogurt and ice cream!

December 9, 2019

I got a chance to catch up with Andrew M. this afternoon via phone, which was nice. Talked about kids, quadding, my computer chair, and more stuff. This pink T-shirt is from Julie M. and Wish: Rise and shine, mother clucker! From Julie M. and Introvert Spring: These pie charts are about what people think […]

New on-sale Wenger suitcase! / 40 Shoppers cards! / $21,000 whiskey?! / LIGHTS!

December 8, 2019

I left at 4:45 to take the bus to Richmond Centre, in hopes of getting an mega on-sale suitcase from the Bay. Went to Shoppers Drug Mart first in order to get a NEW Starbucks Cold Brew bottle for the morning of the 19th, plus on-sale Christmas cards with WHITE envelopes as the red ones […]

Precious poop, fresh sandwiches, urine sample poem, Pee and Poo mascot T-shirt

December 3, 2019

In the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Precious Poop graffiti with silver Sharpie! Graffiti in the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Sandwich spread made fresh right here! More graffiti in the hospital ER restroom: Because taking a urine sample wasn’t already enough of a hassle for women; “MIDSTREAM”… WTF?! […]

Crazy discombobulated poop! / Hand Job Nails and Spa?! Long Poo Gas Supplies?!

November 14, 2019

I went to the Life Labs next door to get some blood and urine tests done. Failed at the pee test, unfortunately. Then I went across the street where someone actually drove onto the concrete parking barrier! “HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!” I said to a nearby dude, who had seen WORSE! It’s broad daylight, […]

Winnie the Pooh taking a poop at lunch and at work!

November 7, 2019

At least I texted Frances yesterday to wish her a happy early birthday! Auntie Bessy wants to meet up with me for breakfast tomorrow at 9 AM near Kam Do Bakery. Sure, I guess so. Winnie the Pooh on Reddit: Taking a poop on your lunch break vs. taking a poop after clocking in for […]

My husband is in the fart aisle! / A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt / Baby pooping!

November 3, 2019

At least the Smooth Move herbal tea worked! From Debbie and Kitchen Fun with My 3 Sons: I lost track of my husband while shopping, but I’m pretty sure he’s been in this FART aisle of the store! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt! Baby: I pooped my pants, but that’s none […]