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Bramble Klippie?! / Alaska?! / Kami?!

June 24, 2018

Bramble Klippie?! From Julie and DR. PHIL: Alaska?! From Julie: Kami?! It reminded her of camisoles, but it reminded me of Cammy from STREET FIGHTER II. Advertisements

Chinese New Year / Creepy Easter Bunny 4 / Sheba, Keke, Rayshawn, and Monicia?!

February 16, 2018

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2018! It’s the Year of the Earth Dog! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 4! From Julie: Sheba?! I AM THE QUEEN OF SHEBA, AND MY PARENTS OBVIOUSLY KNEW THIS WHEN I WAS BORN! From Julie: Keke (a girl?!) and Rayshawn?! Keke just sounds like a weird […]

Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! / Malkin Crosby Long is a kid?! / Seneca Storm?!

November 15, 2017

Steph called me at 2:10 to see whether I was going to a last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow, near Main and 16th. Sure, I guess so… I was due to take a shower anyway, so I did that. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! Malkin Crosby Long?! From Not Always […]

The Canucks bandwagon, Scretia Burke, Lee-Ann Register, Abigail Hermione Irwin

October 29, 2017

Auntie Catherine emailed me back to say that we could meet at Broadway Station on the 3rd before deciding where to eat lunch. That works for me! Better than (seven blocks from) King Edward Station as in previous years, haha! Eve posted this on my ex-friend Fiann’s wall, and I grabbed it before unfriending him […]

I Was Tortured By The Pygmy Love Queen?! / Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre?!

August 14, 2017

I headed out at 4:35 to the Boston Pizza $5 individual pizza deal event, where I got a Meateor individual pizza with some ice water. Then I went to Price Smart for on-sale Good Taste dumplings (Chicken / Cabbage and Cabbage / Pork), Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup x3, and Huy Fong rooster sriracha since […]

Christian Grey and Dr. Frank N Furter! / Anus beef?! / Chicken pox pie?!

June 30, 2017

Hester came by at 4:20 to check the freezer. As I thought, the dumplings did not freeze overnight! Thank goodness I kept that old bag for proof, as she’ll NOW call maintenance after the long weekend. I guess I can call Barry on Tuesday, then. From Janina: Christian Grey from FIFTY SHADES OF GREY says, […]

SAAH DeixaFicar?! (not Sarah?!) / A beaver blocking a Tim Horton’s drive-thru!

May 25, 2017

I found four Lee Kum Kee sriracha chili ketchup packets in the fridge from my birthday in mid-September, so I used them on some Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks for breakfast. The result was quite good! Tonight, I showered. From Not Always Friendly and Not Always Romantic: Saah DeixaFicar?! Did her parents forget the R in SARAH? […]

Tim Tebow and the Oxford comma, an explosive dog, Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

May 10, 2017

Why I still use the Oxford comma: Tim Tebow’s parents are not God and Mary! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Explosive dog! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

Zepharius Lowell, Tim Biakabutuka, Vander Blue, Will Barrow, Oil Can Boyd

May 4, 2017

From a Not Always Right story on furries titled FLURRIES OF FURRIES: Zepharius Lowell?! From The Bleacher Report: Tim Bikakabutuka?! From The Bleacher Report: Vander Blue?! From The Bleacher Report: Will Barrow?! (wheelbarrow) Oil Can Boyd?!

Celina Midelfart, having a post-shower shit, finally pooping, shameful love-baby

March 3, 2017

From Julie: Celina MIDELFART used to date Donald Trump?! From Reddit and Daniel Tosh: You ever have a post-shower shit? Might as well go to bed and start your whole day over. That face you make when you finally take a poop! A shart is when a fart and a shit have a shameful love-baby […]