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43rd family birthday dinner! / BATHROOM READER! / Pringles, Doritos, and more!

September 15, 2019

9/15/19 is also a palindrome date! I looked up Uncle John’s Truth, Trivia, and the Pursuit of Factiness Bathroom Reader (Bathroom Readers Institute) online, and after getting an error message on the Indigo website search, I managed to find it on the site! Then I looked up the Richmond Chapters number, and also managed to […]

Timmothy Pitzen?! / Jared Spurgeon?! / Keon Barnum?! / Oshane Ximenes?!

August 5, 2019

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Timmothy Pitzen?! BAD SPELLING OF TIMOTHY! Jared Spurgeon?! Keon Barnum?! Osane Ximines?!

Mustafa Tuna is a professor?! / Slater Koekkoek?! / Sneezing on my period!

July 20, 2019

Mom sent us an email where she referred to Beckett as “Blackett” – WTF? Apparently, Uncle Timothy (Calla and Acer’s dad) is dead now too, if the mention of a memorial service is any indication! All the rest of it, I don’t care about. Mustafa Tuna?! Slater Koekkoek?! His last name is pronounced CUCKOO?! From […]

Serial killer sweatshirt – awesome! / Boiling and freezing water for pasta!

February 16, 2019

I went to London Drugs at 4:10 for on-sale Tabasco sauce x3, an on-sale Russell Stover praline chocolates assortment in a heart ($24.99 to $7.99?!), an on-sale Laura Secord peanut-free chocolate assortment, a Kit-Kat Senses hazelnut chocolate assortment, Goldfish x3 (Nacho / Pizza / Slammin’ Sour Cream and Onion), and Indomie Mi Goreng chips x4. […]

A 1-0 loss?! / Kaapo Kakko is a fun name to say! FINLAND!

February 13, 2019

The Canucks played the Ducks at 7:30 tonight, and lost 1-0… Anaheim ended up winning their first home game in TWO MONTHS, with a rookie goalie and a new coach! From the r/Canucks Discord server: Kaapo Kakko?! FUN! It is his birthday today, too – what a coincidence!

Taking the road less traveled, Tim Burr, Raymond Burr, the cat being fed already

January 15, 2019

I hung around Deb and Dylan’s today since the paint dude was coming by to finish up whatever he did yesterday, and he left at 10:30. SO EARLY! Managed to use up a lot of time by being on Discord and Reddit mobile, then ate my packed lunch of leftovers from last night: chicken wings […]

Bramble Klippie?! / Alaska?! / Kami?!

June 24, 2018

Bramble Klippie?! From Julie and DR. PHIL: Alaska?! From Julie: Kami?! It reminded her of camisoles, but it reminded me of Cammy from STREET FIGHTER II.

Chinese New Year / Creepy Easter Bunny 4 / Sheba, Keke, Rayshawn, and Monicia?!

February 16, 2018

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2018! It’s the Year of the Earth Dog! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 4! From Julie: Sheba?! I AM THE QUEEN OF SHEBA, AND MY PARENTS OBVIOUSLY KNEW THIS WHEN I WAS BORN! From Julie: Keke (a girl?!) and Rayshawn?! Keke just sounds like a weird […]

Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! / Malkin Crosby Long is a kid?! / Seneca Storm?!

November 15, 2017

Steph called me at 2:10 to see whether I was going to a last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow, near Main and 16th. Sure, I guess so… I was due to take a shower anyway, so I did that. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! Malkin Crosby Long?! From Not Always […]

The Canucks bandwagon, Scretia Burke, Lee-Ann Register, Abigail Hermione Irwin

October 29, 2017

Auntie Catherine emailed me back to say that we could meet at Broadway Station on the 3rd before deciding where to eat lunch. That works for me! Better than (seven blocks from) King Edward Station as in previous years, haha! Eve posted this on my ex-friend Fiann’s wall, and I grabbed it before unfriending him […]