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Archive for April 2016

Powerbombing semicircle! / Rhubarb crumble! / Scott Speed the race car driver!

April 30, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 8, and got there at 9:10 or so. Of course, I sat in the computer chair and read a book while everyone else ate breakfast since I’d already eaten before leaving. Hiero and Ayler wanted to show me honey and peanut butter with their oatmeal and toast, but I didn’t […]

Funny names from the 2016 NFL Draft!

April 29, 2016

I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Su’a Cravens?! Leonte Carroo?! Cody Whitehair?! Briean Boddy-Calhoun?! That’s NOT how you spell Brian… Charone Peake?! Germain Ifedi?! Bronson Kaufusi?! Pharoh Cooper?! Fahn Cooper?! Rees Odhiambo?! Ezekiel Elliott?! Laquon Treadwell?! GHETTO! Xavien Howard?! Tyreek Hill?! Why would you name your kid something with “reek” […]

Name of the Year Archives 3! (443 names)

April 29, 2016

These are mostly from the Name of the Year archives. Fonda Beaver?! Sungrim Lee?! British Footman?! Tuesday Demargosian?! Brian Suksomwong?! Sham the taxi driver?! Revell Horsey?!

I need my bitch-slapper! / Gay marriage / Awkward moments / Vancouver meme

April 29, 2016

Cat: Let me just clean off my bitch-slapper, then we can get down to business. It’s very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or, as I like to call it: “marriage.” You know, because I had lunch this afternoon, not gay lunch. I parked my car; I didn’t gay park it. – Liz […]

Craziness / Joelle Rollo-Koster, Dr. Ken Hurt, Dumas and McPhail

April 28, 2016

I may be crazy… but crazy is better than stupid! Joelle Rollo-Koster?! Dr. Ken Hurt is a dentist?! Dumas and McPhail?! Definitely not as funny if you pronounce Dumas the French way…

AskReddit Mega Lounge! / Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! / Ray Samani

April 27, 2016

AskReddit Mega Lounge! From Julie: Throwing up happy faces and peeing beer! From Julie: Ray Samani (raise money!) is the perfect guy to run a fundraiser!

Bathroom and toilet police! / Take a look! It’s in this book! / James Cumming

April 27, 2016

From Michelle S.: Officer Bathroom and Toilet Police in North Carolina: To protect and wipe! Flushing out crime since 2016… The FINAL FANTASY V ADVANCE party gets to explore the Castle of Walse, and they come across this scholar: “Shiva was sealed up by the crystal’s pure water. But don’t take MY word for it […]

Pooping wisdom / Jonathan Law the lawyer! / Joseph Moron! / Safeway entitlement

April 26, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 4:15 because she wanted time to go to the park before dinner, and stopped by the Kam Do Bakery to get a BBQ pork bun to eat on the train for snack purposes. Then I just managed to get a 3 bus (I’d have had to wait for nearly half […]

Weird student names / No one GET in the way of Reno?! / Buying books for people

April 26, 2016

Teachers of Reddit, what’s the “weirdest” child name you’ve come across? From Newfiebangaa: Reno in FINAL FANTASY 7 says, “I can’t have you do that. No one GET in the way of Reno and the Turks…” You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in bookstores? Like if […]

Church dream / Glass toilet / Daniel Noody being arrested for exposing himself?!

April 25, 2016

I had a dream where the VCEFC was meeting in an auditorium, and I sat in the row ahead of Erin and others. Then I noticed what was actually said in the green bulletin: Billy’s son Benjamin had died in a car accident, and then there was a paragraph detailing how certain ex-members were terrible. […]