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Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?! Advertisements

Labor Day failures! / Dr. Trent Artichoker, Brookelyn Farthing, Critley King?!

September 1, 2019

Today’s date is a palindrome: 9/1/19! I went out shopping at 5:05 on a 407 at London Drugs. I got more 48 chewable Pepto-Bismol tablets, 400 Mead index cards, two GOODY toothbrush holders, and NEW on-sale Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars before coming home at 5:55 on another 407. NEW Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars! […]

Jonathan Anomaly is a name?! / Adriel, Jeriesha, Jahiem, Netta, Jaala, and Che?!

August 31, 2019

It’s International Bacon Day today! Jonathan Anomaly?! From Julie: Adriel?! How about Adrienne or Ariel instead? From Julie: Jeriesha?! From Julie: Jahiem?! From Julie: Netta?! From Julie and FAMILY CIRCLE magazine: Jaala?! From Julie and FAMILY CIRCLE magazine: Che?! Like Che Guevara?!

Paraskevi Repousis?! / Daija?! / Ramiyah?! / Michaley Adkins?! / Tyres Jones?!

August 28, 2019

From Youtube: Paraskevi Repousis is a woman?! Makes me think of paraskevidekatriaphobia and Friday the 13th! From Julie: Daija?! From Julie: Ramiyah?! From Crime Watch Daily: Michaley Adkins?! She was named after a bar! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Tyres Jones, Senior?! Like tires on a car?!

A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! / Urinal level: EXPERT! BASKETBALL!

August 1, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! Wow, you would have to be an EXPERT at urinals for this one!

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! / Lakeitha Joseph?! Cati Blauvert?! BAD SPELLING!

July 2, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! From Youtube: Lakeitha Joseph?! From Youtube: Cati Blauvelt?! BAD SPELLING OF KATIE!

Jizyah Shorts?! / HOW TO SAVE A BIG SHIP FROM SINKING, EVEN THOUGH TORPEDOED?!

June 14, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I filled out a year-end satisfaction survey, and was home at 4:10 on a 407. Jizyah Shorts?! What the hell were her parents thinking?! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: HOW TO SAVE A BIG SHIP […]

Frances! / Alprentice Von Slatten?! / Cardi B named her daughter Kulture?!

June 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and getting some free NRG Detox Iaso tea samples from Shane in today’s mail (yay for bubble-wrap envelopes!), I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. We called Shaw and I managed to get my bill lowered by about $50 per month for two years […]

The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! / Vernelle Sebastian is a GUY?!

June 2, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Vernelle Sebastian is a guy, and the plaintiff’s former friend?!

Kennethia Barnes and Emotions Paradise Universe?! WHAT A NAME CHANGE! IRAQ!

May 17, 2019

I went out at 2 to see Rachel at The Caring Place on a 414, and pleasantly discovered that the three nearby bus stops have FINALLY been liberated from construction and are now operational again! WOO! I definitely had to text Paulo to let him know, especially since they’d just been officially reinstated yesterday! After […]