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Teach your dragon how to fly! / The curse being lifted on the Cursed Shield!

October 24, 2017

WHITE TEA AND SHOWER TIME! From Krista: A dragon mother teaching her dragon baby how to fly! In FINAL FANTASY VI, you can get an item called the Cursed Shield. The original game allows you to equip it on multiple characters, but the ETERNAL CRYSTALS hack only allows you to equip it on Cyan. Either […]

The Dark Triad, self-care, hightops, Thanksgiving food, Thanksgiving movie

October 19, 2017

“You Are Psychopathy” At your darkest times, your heart turns cold. You can operate without concern for anybody but yourself. You may not have a psychopath, but you have the charm and calculation of one. It just depends on whether you want to turn it on. While psychopaths are dangerous, your cool demeanor can serve […]

PRISONER OF WAR Congraturation! / Dr. Kenny McCormick?! / Dog attacking a human!

October 17, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Senators at 4:30 today, and won 3-0 on goals by Boeser / Burmistrov / Vanek! From PRISONER OF WAR on the NES: Congraturation! From Sextuplets: The Little Lambs: This neonatologist consultant doctor is named Kenny McCormick?! SOUTH PARK, AHOY! From Julie: Dog attacking a human in a family […]

How Do You Make Friends? / Married or Single? / Are You Secure in Your Looks?

October 10, 2017

“You Make Friends Wisely” Your friendships are gold to you, and something you take seriously. You prefer quality over quantity when it comes to friends. When you make friends with someone, you hope to be friends for life. You are loyal to your friends, no matter what goes down. You expect a lot from friendship, […]

Texting your ex in a gushy manner?! WHY?! / Polyamorous special snowflakes!

October 10, 2017

I noticed that Eric Ho had tried calling me yesterday when I was out, so I called him back at 11:50 AM. He answered the phone, and said that he just wanted to let me know – AFTER THE FACT! – that he’d tried sending me an email on Saturday to say that he couldn’t […]

Thongporn Buttasin is an actual name?! GARDEN GROVE IN CALIFORNIA! MY LIFE!

September 20, 2017

Turns out that Tryanna from Pathways was calling me from a private number a lot yesterday, but I finally picked up this morning to see what the heck was up with all those repeated calls. Turns out that she had a cold and couldn’t do food shopping today, so we settled on Friday at 1 […]

Wayne, Vanessa, IHOP, country fried steak, life as an Albertan, unicorn cake

September 10, 2017

Vanessa sent me a Facebook message at 5:30 wanting to know what I was doing for dinner tonight. I had nothing planned, but I did wonder whether I had forgotten about something! She wanted to come out to Richmond (either IHOP of Denny’s) with her friend Wayne, whom I’d met at her Anton’s birthday dinner. […]

Crazy Kefka and the final battle of FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS!

September 5, 2017

Barry called me at 12:30 to say that he’d found someone named Tryanna who could take me food shopping on the 20th. He says he’ll be back in early October, unless war breaks out in Japan. I thought Trump was after North Korea, but WHO KNOWS. Then I called Chrystal at 1:15 to let her […]

My periods and birth control, Ultros as a receptionist, a last Imperial Trooper

August 29, 2017

I was up at 6 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! I dreamed that I somehow flushed the toilet dry, which resulted in a flooded bathroom (?!) right before I had to leave to meet my family somewhere in Bellingham. Not that meeting them would have happened anyway, although I watched a show […]

BJ Queen Enterprises / Vanessa Tobaccojuice / Kim Kashkashian / B. Ruth Boring

August 22, 2017

From Tyler A. and the Chive: BJ Queen Enterprises?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Vanessa Tobaccojuice?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Kim Kashkashian?! Definitely way too close to Kim Kardashian! From Tyler A. and the Chive: B. Ruth Boring?!