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Chrystal calling to postpone again! / Panromantic polyamorous special snowflake!

May 25, 2017

Chrystal gave me a surprise phone call at 8:35, saying that she knew we were supposed to meet up tomorrow, but work has been absolutely crazy since a supervisor resigned. Luckily for Chrystal, she’s not the new supervisor! We finally figured out a new date to meet up: Friday, June 9 at the usual place, […]

Awkward Family Photos: 80s / 90s / early 2000s Edition! Manning Park and Gilroy!

May 21, 2017

Here I am at home with my coloring book and toys in July 1982! Jon’s first birthday in November 1982: Grandma, me, Jon, Mom, and Dad. The NG siblings in 1985! The NG siblings, Christmas 1985! Disneyland in 1992: me, Mom, Steph, Grandma, and Jon! Steph, Dawn, and me at the Steveston Salmon Festival on […]

Shawnteal, Jazmyn, and Jaxon Bieber?! / Aireka is Erika?! / Emery Deathrage!

May 18, 2017

Justin Bieber has a cousin named SHAWNTEAL?! Justin Bieber has half-siblings named JAZMYN and JAXON?! From Julie: Aireka?! Only Airwrecka surpasses that, purely because “air wreck” is an awful thing to have in your name! From Reddit: Emery Deathrage?!

Anal egg hunt / George Crook is a lawyer?! / Daniel Waters and Norman Powers

April 12, 2017

From Instagram: The Lakewood Springs Homeowners Association has an ANAL Egg Hunt which is a FREE FAMILY EVENT?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: George Crook is a lawyer?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Daniel Waters and Norman Powers worked for the Department of Water and Power in Los Angeles?!

Greyden White?! / My brilliant stardust and fucking shine! / NHL playoff time!

April 12, 2017

Since I woke up at 6:45 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From DYING TO SLEEP, which is about Fatal Familial Insomnia: An OLD guy named Greyden White?! From Eve: Not everyone is going to understand you. Some souls just don’t align. Some have never seen such brilliant stardust. Some can’t handle your fucking shine. From […]

WARRIOR DRAGON hero meeting his father, Ricky and his dad, a body and bakini kit

March 31, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. In WARRIOR DRAGON, the hero meets his father, whom everyone thinks is dead! “Hello, son! It’s me, your legendary father! I didn’t die. I just got lost in this damn cave!” Bozo, Ricky’s dad, and Ricky are on the Chipley hilltop in BOZOBOUND. From […]

The Cannibal Café! / Shit just got real here! / Germany sexual harassment

March 22, 2017

After more COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 to make it to Jon’s so we could go the Cannibal Café before his worship practice, and definitely made it by 4 even after grabbing a curry beef bun from Kam Do Bakery. By that time, the boys were just getting up from an attempted nap. […]

Harmony’s birthday dinner! Stout, cheese, the time, train rides, and more!

March 19, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 5:10 to make it to Oakridge in time for Harmony’s family birthday dinner. Of course I had the limited-edition ketchup Doritos chips, a birthday card, the Lindt white chocolate truffles, and the Bija direct trade organic chocolate x2 (Peruvian Incaberry / Cayenne and Wild Ginger) for Harmony’s birthday. When […]

Farewell photos from this morning outside #9 Restaurant!

March 2, 2017

It’s rainy, and we’re all saying goodbye! Here’s me, Steph, Mom, Lisa, and Fraser outside #9! They’re moving! Steph, Fraser, and me at Lansdowne Mall outside #9! Goodbye, family! Dad, Fraser, Steph, me, Lisa, and Havarti the dog outside #9! Best of luck in life’s new chapter! Here’s me, Steph, Mom, Lisa, and Fraser outside […]

Leap year birthdays and stupid fruitless expeditions!

February 27, 2017

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 4:25 to attempt to find Wo’s Restaurant. Nobody was there when I found it, so after waiting for ten minutes, I went right back home again. Not my fault that you people are a bunch of late-comers, so of course I called Steph and gave her a […]