Archive for the ‘lyrics’ Category

Bubble tea and sucking on balls! / Solo, Tay, and Jelani?! / Laronica and Lyric?

April 11, 2018

From Candy: This bubble tea company needs a better translator. “I’m bubble tea! Suck on my balls!” From Julie: This black guy is named Solo?! From Julie: Solo’s ex is named TAY?! From Julie: Jelani?! What was wrong with MELANIE?! From Julie: Laronica?! From Julie: Lyric?! Advertisements

Fighting the funny Negative Man from MOTHER 3 with his very emo quotes!

July 28, 2017

These were cobbled together from two separate Youtube videos, as my MOTHER 3 game is saved already in Chapter 8 at the point of no return in New Pork City, so I can’t go back to Argilla Pass in Chapter 7 to fight Negative Man again. You encountered Negative Man! Negative Man moaned, “Just get […]

Indonesian spice levels! / Cock Zero! / God Rickrolling you! / Why am I here?

June 24, 2017

Since I woke up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Alec Ferrell tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! From Reddit: The spice chart at an Indonesian restaurant in Jayakarta! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Cock, Cock Zero, and Cock Light are all sold at this 7-11! God is […]

Another brick in the wall, chicken paws, Khushwinder Singh, a rotten fish

June 23, 2017

Chrissy refriended me again, so all is well on that front. Fraser with the animal book I got him when he was in town last month! My ex-friend David Emery! My ex-friend Subena Schmidt! From Janina: All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall. From Engrish.com: Chicken paws?! From Julie: Khushwinder Singh?! Rare […]

Shitting in my pantaloons! / Led Zeppelin vs. Nicki Minaj! / Will Power?!

June 3, 2017

From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, “Ah, good sir. I do believe I’ve shat in my pantaloons.” The onesie also features a mustache! From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin’s THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj’s song about a stupid […]

Spoiled messy siblings, Nokia connocting poopie, FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty

March 29, 2017

From Janina and Rotten Ecards: Dear Mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled / ungrateful / messy / bratty child like my sibling. Love, your favorite. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Nokia connocting poopie! From JBook: FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty based on the boss music!

Jeh Johnson?! / Smashing! Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage!

March 25, 2017

STARBUCKS CARAMEL COFFEE TIME! (since it expires on April 10) The Canucks played the Wild at 11 today, and Brock Boeser made his NHL / Canucks debut! Vancouver won 4-2, but let a 4-0 lead almost get away, AGAIN. From Julie: Jeh Johnson?! Apparently, it’s pronounced like JAY, but I’d always want to pronounce it […]

Ladner, Long Wang, tree drum sets, Shit Creek, Walmart candy display

November 9, 2015

I got a small group email about a potluck in Ladner – I can’t make it since I’m visiting Steph / Lisa / Fraser / Havarti, and thus can’t kill the 28 July 2013 memory dragon, never mind the memory dragon of 24 August 2014! Long Wang! Shiwanah Bangham! Bita Negar! (think of the N-word…) […]

Mike helping me to Vivian’s basement (dream) / No Mike Oleksa / Pizza PAPA ROACH parody

July 7, 2015

I had a weird dream where Mike helped me down to the basement at his mom Vivian’s house, and then said that I could pay rent to live there, but people would be going in and out of that area. I kept on falling asleep and waking up in the dream! Is my subconscious processing […]

I will DEFINITELY invite both Erics! / What’s Your Beatles-Inspired Name?

October 24, 2014

Steph says I should invite both Erics to Jon’s birthday dinner, so that is what I shall do. Chinese Eric keeps saying how much he wants to see Jon and white Eric every time I talk to him, after all… and that way, Mike and I can also have a ride out there instead of […]