Archive for the ‘india’ Category

Ramit Inmah Ashol, Paul Twocock, old lady Oral, Harry Sidebottom, Crystal Coker

July 22, 2017

Some older guy by the hospital said that my San Francisco shirt was a “nice shirt.” Cool! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Ramit Inmah Ashol?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Paul Twocock?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: This old lady named ORAL was on a game show?! I’ve heard of Opal, but […]

Black dragon breathing fire, FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF title screen, Kamala Harris

July 14, 2017

Today is Bastille Day! From Krista: Black dragon breathing fire! The FINAL FANTASY V Spoof Version 1.01 title screen! From Reddit: Kamala Harris?! Makes me think of camels!

Laren Dowling, Ledge Ratcliffe, Leiko Burningbear, Linda Spitsyna, Luna Stone

June 10, 2017

I had to go out at 12:10 to the London Drugs at Broadway Station AGAIN to make sure I got the on-sale wasabi Pringles chips this time, along with $2 Efruti Fruit Juice Gummies in Berries (Raspberries and Blackberries) and Raspberries flavors. Getting there was fine, as I did that in 20 minutes thanks to […]

Very fat man in Onett bakery, Mr. Saturn’s face in a D, not going through stuff

March 9, 2017

The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight; Troy Stetcher scored to make it 3-3 with twenty seconds left in the game, so it went to overtime. The final score was 4-3 for New York. In MR. SATURN IN QUEST OF HAT, Mr. Saturn and Jeff see this very fat man in the Onett bakery. […]

Harsh Prasad?! / Sarah is not a HE, Lakewood hospital nurse! / Jon is not a SHE!

January 29, 2017

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2017! It’s the Year of the Fire Rooster! From Cracked: Harsh Prasad?! In JONBOUND, Sarah Buffaloe dies, so Jon Otis and Tomato go to the Lakewood hospital to revive her. The nurse says, “Sarah? HE’LL be all right. Please pay $2 in advance.” Sarah is not […]

Prince Scary secretly visiting all the BOZOBOUND towns / Kraken now gone forever

November 30, 2016

I showered and did post-redrum laundry today. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary stay overnight at the Hotel Chipley after Scary joins the party. The next day’s news headline in the BOZO Times: “Prince Scary of Dalaam traveling incognito to Onett?” In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary stay overnight […]

Fraser’s first birthday! / Good timing at Costco! / Pizza! / Phuket, Thailand!

August 21, 2016

It was Fraser’s first birthday party today! I went out at 2:05 to take the 301 out to Delta, killed time by buying on-sale Creamy Parmesan / Creamy Garlic Raffaelo / Creamy Bacon Carbonara Sidekicks ($1 each!) plus a $1.88 box of Chewy Chips Ahoy Middles cookies at Shoppers Drug Mart, then got to the […]

Dr. John Bukkake is a dermatologist?! / Dean James Dean!

July 14, 2016

I finally created a new DRAGONS memory section on LJ! Dr. John Bukkake is a dermatologist?! Dean James Dean?!

No more Lever 2000 body washes! / Napoleon Einstein / Anal Singh / Chip Munk

April 5, 2016

I’m not buying any more Lever 2000 body washes because I can’t open them now for some reason! Napoleon Einstein?! Anal Singh?! Chip Munk?!

Daylight Savings Time pictures!

March 13, 2016

Ugh, today is where I lose an hour of sleep because of Spring Forward! Reminder from the Errington fire department: Remember to move your COCKS forward this weekend! A gentle reminder about Daylight Savings Time: If you think last Monday sucked, this one should prove to be much, much worse. When told the reason for […]