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Very fat man in Onett bakery, Mr. Saturn’s face in a D, not going through stuff

March 9, 2017

The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight; Troy Stetcher scored to make it 3-3 with twenty seconds left in the game, so it went to overtime. The final score was 4-3 for New York. In MR. SATURN IN QUEST OF HAT, Mr. Saturn and Jeff see this very fat man in the Onett bakery. […]

Harsh Prasad?! / Sarah is not a HE, Lakewood hospital nurse! / Jon is not a SHE!

January 29, 2017

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2017! It’s the Year of the Fire Rooster! From Cracked: Harsh Prasad?! In JONBOUND, Sarah Buffaloe dies, so Jon Otis and Tomato go to the Lakewood hospital to revive her. The nurse says, “Sarah? HE’LL be all right. Please pay $2 in advance.” Sarah is not […]

Prince Scary secretly visiting all the BOZOBOUND towns / Kraken now gone forever

November 30, 2016

I showered and did post-redrum laundry today. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary stay overnight at the Hotel Chipley after Scary joins the party. The next day’s news headline in the BOZO Times: “Prince Scary of Dalaam traveling incognito to Onett?” In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary stay overnight […]

Fraser’s first birthday! / Good timing at Costco! / Pizza! / Phuket, Thailand!

August 21, 2016

It was Fraser’s first birthday party today! I went out at 2:05 to take the 301 out to Delta, killed time by buying on-sale Creamy Parmesan / Creamy Garlic Raffaelo / Creamy Bacon Carbonara Sidekicks ($1 each!) plus a $1.88 box of Chewy Chips Ahoy Middles cookies at Shoppers Drug Mart, then got to the […]

Dr. John Bukkake is a dermatologist?! / Dean James Dean!

July 14, 2016

I finally created a new DRAGONS memory section on LJ! Dr. John Bukkake is a dermatologist?! Dean James Dean?!

No more Lever 2000 body washes! / Napoleon Einstein / Anal Singh / Chip Munk

April 5, 2016

I’m not buying any more Lever 2000 body washes because I can’t open them now for some reason! Napoleon Einstein?! Anal Singh?! Chip Munk?!

Daylight Savings Time pictures!

March 13, 2016

Ugh, today is where I lose an hour of sleep because of Spring Forward! Reminder from the Errington fire department: Remember to move your COCKS forward this weekend! A gentle reminder about Daylight Savings Time: If you think last Monday sucked, this one should prove to be much, much worse. When told the reason for […]

Flying Dragon! / Safeway “Hawaiian pizza”! / Thomas running around like a siren!

January 5, 2016

From Ryan: Awesome discovery for all dragon lovers! This is a real creature called the Flying Dragon or Draco Volans. It’s a lizard with the ability to glide the length of a football field using its little dragon wings. They are native to the southwest tropical forests of Asia and India, including Borneo and the […]

Heavy metal Christmas, Anurag Dikshit, Mrs. Rape, Rusty Kuntz x2

November 29, 2015

Heavy metal Christmas: Ozzy Osbourne, Marilyn Manson, Kerry King, Dave Mustaine, James Hetfield (?), Corey Taylor, and someone else. Anurag Dikshit! Mrs. Rape is a kindergarten teacher! Rusty Kuntz used to play baseball for the Minnesota Twins! This Rusty Kuntz lives in Honolulu!

Expensive small group / Baby Ethan! / Sheila Dikshit, F. You, Charity Beaver

November 22, 2015

I got small group emails about a Christmas gift basket and meeting at McDonalds again – it would be great for my budget if we could quit meeting there! Yes, I did tell them that. I also saw on Facebook that Mike and Emily are now parents to baby Ethan – born yesterday on the […]