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Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]

Boston Bramlage and a London lawyer named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

March 7, 2019

It’s World Book Day today! From my ARE YOU SHITTING ME book: Boston Bramlage?! The rest of the family had more normal names: Ronald, Rebecca, Brandon, Beau, and Roxanne… From Reddit and r/namenerds: A London lawyer is named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

Fassad’s interpreter, introductions, and terribleness! / Bernard Bumpus?!

April 27, 2018

Fassad’s Interpreter in Saturn Valley at the Needle: “Please forgive my late introduction. I am Fassad’s interpreter.” Fassad’s Interpreter in Saturn Valley at the Needle: “And that terribleness is a very mature and grownup terribleness.” Bernard Bumpus?!

Jawn Jang?! / Oscar Dansk and Paul Zwambag?! / Pregnant smoker and jackhammers?!

January 5, 2018

From Reddit: Around here, Sportsnet 650 has an announcer named JAWN JANG?! The Vegas Golden Knights have a goalie named Oscar Dansk, JUST LIKE THE ROYAL DANSK COOKIES! I also like the writer’s name: Paul ZWAMBAG! That sounds somehow badass! From THE ROANOKE TIMES in September 2004: Mellisa Williamson, 35, a Bulitt Avenue resident, worries […]

Matlatzinca Montoya, Alyssa Hatmaker, Aargle Zymurgy, Alethia Cyrus, Arhi Mith

May 31, 2017

I showered tonight… ugh, greasy hair! 😛 Then I tried the Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops, telling Cuya what I thought about them on Discord. They’re slightly disappointing, so I won’t be buying them again. Real poutine is way better, of course! Unknown5 – Creepy / morbid / interesting historical things! From Not Always Working: Matlatzinca […]

George Foreman and his children, customers wanting receipts, Kefka and darkness

May 31, 2017

From Reddit: George Foreman named some of his kids Freeda George, Georgetta, George Edward II, George Edward III, George Edward IV, George Edward V, and George Edward VI?! From James: Asks customer if they want receipt. Customer says no. Customer really wants receipt. What?! Kefka in Mysidia after getting all the Espers and Crystal Shards: […]

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! / Troian Bellisario? / Son of a bitch!

April 15, 2017

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! Reminds me of Duran Duran’s song ELECTRIC BARBARELLA. Troian Bellisario?! Reminds me of Trojan condoms or Deanna Troi, hahaha. Kefka in the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS Figaro desert after Castle Figaro sinks into the sand: “Son of a bitch! They’ll pay for this…”

Gay wrestler boyfriends?! / David Dollar was an economist?!

September 20, 2016

Julie S. was watching STEVE WILKOS on July 22: “Is my boyfriend a gay wrestler?” That’s a crazy talk show premise, man! He was indeed a gay wrestler, haha. From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: David DOLLAR was an ECONOMIST at the World BANK?!

Vince Offer, salesman / Sally Ride, astronaut / Usain Bolt is a runner?!

July 10, 2016

Vince OFFER is a SALESMAN?! Sally RIDE was an ASTRONAUT?! Usain BOLT is a RUNNER?!

Reading messages, but not replying / Jeff Smoker, Jerrod Gooch, Britt Barefoot

April 14, 2016

Steph emailed us pictures of Fraser at his Baby Daze graduation – so cute! When someone reads your message, but doesn’t reply: Jim Carrey’s ALRIGHTY THEN! Jeff Smoker?! Jerrod Gooch?! Britt Barefoot?!