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Matlatzinca Montoya, Alyssa Hatmaker, Aargle Zymurgy, Alethia Cyrus, Arhi Mith

May 31, 2017

I showered tonight… ugh, greasy hair! 😛 Then I tried the Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops, telling Cuya what I thought about them on Discord. They’re slightly disappointing, so I won’t be buying them again. Real poutine is way better, of course! Unknown5 – Creepy / morbid / interesting historical things! From Not Always Working: Matlatzinca […]

George Foreman and his children, customers wanting receipts, Kefka and darkness

May 31, 2017

From Reddit: George Foreman named some of his kids Freeda George, Georgetta, George Edward II, George Edward III, George Edward IV, George Edward V, and George Edward VI?! From James: Asks customer if they want receipt. Customer says no. Customer really wants receipt. What?! Kefka in Mysidia after getting all the Espers and Crystal Shards: […]

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! / Troian Bellisario? / Son of a bitch!

April 15, 2017

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! Reminds me of Duran Duran’s song ELECTRIC BARBARELLA. Troian Bellisario?! Reminds me of Trojan condoms or Deanna Troi, hahaha. Kefka in the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS Figaro desert after Castle Figaro sinks into the sand: “Son of a bitch! They’ll pay for this…”

Gay wrestler boyfriends?! / David Dollar was an economist?!

September 20, 2016

Julie S. was watching STEVE WILKOS on July 22: “Is my boyfriend a gay wrestler?” That’s a crazy talk show premise, man! He was indeed a gay wrestler, haha. From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: David DOLLAR was an ECONOMIST at the World BANK?!

Vince Offer, salesman / Sally Ride, astronaut / Usain Bolt is a runner?!

July 10, 2016

Vince OFFER is a SALESMAN?! Sally RIDE was an ASTRONAUT?! Usain BOLT is a RUNNER?!

Reading messages, but not replying / Jeff Smoker, Jerrod Gooch, Britt Barefoot

April 14, 2016

Steph emailed us pictures of Fraser at his Baby Daze graduation – so cute! When someone reads your message, but doesn’t reply: Jim Carrey’s ALRIGHTY THEN! Jeff Smoker?! Jerrod Gooch?! Britt Barefoot?!

Hockey playoffs, tiny grass, laziness, Happy Dicks, Immaculate Perfection Harris

April 12, 2016

I’m so excited hockey playoffs start tomorrow! Do not disturb – tiny grass is dreaming! Laziness: Risking to drop everything you carry rather than walking twice. BJ Johnson?! Happy Dicks?! Immaculate Perfection Harris?!

Periods and shark tanks, not being perfect, the evolution of zombies

March 27, 2016

I don’t hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank. I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for. The evolution of zombies in meme form!

Lopstain, Chamicka, Broderick, Towanno, WORLD OF WARCRAFT logic and microwaves

March 9, 2016

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight… the game went into overtime, and Granlund scored for a 3-2 Vancouver WIN! It was his first goal as a Canuck, too! Lopstain?! Wayne Gay?! Chamicka?! Broderick is bad enough, but Towanno?! From Julie: WORLD OF WARCRAFT video game logic involving midgets killing giant monsters! From Julie: […]

Non-canon life, a vegan slaughterhouse, swearing / STOP BOTHERING ME VIA PHONE!

March 8, 2016

Eric says he still has the “new” computer from Dylan, and has installed Vista on the hard drive. Good, because this hard drive has space issues since it barely has 59 GB on it… From Matt A. and Dinosaur Comics: Non-canon life! From Andrew M. and Epic Meal Time: A vegan slaughterhouse with watermelon! Swearing: […]