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Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! / Troian Bellisario? / Son of a bitch!

April 15, 2017

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! Reminds me of Duran Duran’s song ELECTRIC BARBARELLA. Troian Bellisario?! Reminds me of Trojan condoms or Deanna Troi, hahaha. Kefka in the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS Figaro desert after Castle Figaro sinks into the sand: “Son of a bitch! They’ll pay for this…”

Gay wrestler boyfriends?! / David Dollar was an economist?!

September 20, 2016

Julie S. was watching STEVE WILKOS on July 22: “Is my boyfriend a gay wrestler?” That’s a crazy talk show premise, man! He was indeed a gay wrestler, haha. From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: David DOLLAR was an ECONOMIST at the World BANK?!

Vince Offer, salesman / Sally Ride, astronaut / Usain Bolt is a runner?!

July 10, 2016

Vince OFFER is a SALESMAN?! Sally RIDE was an ASTRONAUT?! Usain BOLT is a RUNNER?!

Reading messages, but not replying / Jeff Smoker, Jerrod Gooch, Britt Barefoot

April 14, 2016

Steph emailed us pictures of Fraser at his Baby Daze graduation – so cute! When someone reads your message, but doesn’t reply: Jim Carrey’s ALRIGHTY THEN! Jeff Smoker?! Jerrod Gooch?! Britt Barefoot?!

Hockey playoffs, tiny grass, laziness, Happy Dicks, Immaculate Perfection Harris

April 12, 2016

I’m so excited hockey playoffs start tomorrow! Do not disturb – tiny grass is dreaming! Laziness: Risking to drop everything you carry rather than walking twice. BJ Johnson?! Happy Dicks?! Immaculate Perfection Harris?!

Periods and shark tanks, not being perfect, the evolution of zombies

March 27, 2016

I don’t hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank. I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I’m to die for. The evolution of zombies in meme form!

Lopstain, Chamicka, Broderick, Towanno, WORLD OF WARCRAFT logic and microwaves

March 9, 2016

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight… the game went into overtime, and Granlund scored for a 3-2 Vancouver WIN! It was his first goal as a Canuck, too! Lopstain?! Wayne Gay?! Chamicka?! Broderick is bad enough, but Towanno?! From Julie: WORLD OF WARCRAFT video game logic involving midgets killing giant monsters! From Julie: […]

Non-canon life, a vegan slaughterhouse, swearing / STOP BOTHERING ME VIA PHONE!

March 8, 2016

Eric says he still has the “new” computer from Dylan, and has installed Vista on the hard drive. Good, because this hard drive has space issues since it barely has 59 GB on it… From Matt A. and Dinosaur Comics: Non-canon life! From Andrew M. and Epic Meal Time: A vegan slaughterhouse with watermelon! Swearing: […]

February 15 as Cheap Candy Day, Grant Clitsome, Firstname Lastname, Selebraty Jackson

February 15, 2016

From CFOX: February 15 is Cheap Candy Day! There’s a player on the Winnipeg Jets named Grant CLITSOME?! Firstname Lastname?! Selebraty Jackson?!

Pomsky (half-husky / half-Pomeranian), Curry Burns, Justin Case, Rick O’Shea

January 10, 2016

I cancelled on Chinese Eric because I’d just missed both buses, which is fine. No less-than-optimal recharge period for me! 😀 This is called a Pomsky… half-husky, half-Pomeranian. They stay about this size their whole lives. Yes, it’s okay to cry… Curry Burns! Justin Case! Rick O’Shea!