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Your name in the periodic table, 70% of citizens supportive, Bozo as an outline

June 16, 2017

While looking around for some stuff earlier today, I found a Christmas-themed envelope with Teunis’s name on it, plus a Percy Jackson and Olympians: The Lightning Thief DVD box. I was going to throw those out, but decided to ask Andrew M. if Teunis might actually like it returned to him. I know how I’d […]

Sharting my pants! / Eating chili peppers! / Dude, I just sharted – let’s go!

June 9, 2017

From Ask Ideas: The “I’m Not Even Mad – That’s Amazing” guy from ANCHORMAN says, “I just sharted my pants!” From Ask Ideas: Eat chili peppers, they said. It will be fun, they said. FIERY FARTS! FIERY FARTING! From Ask Ideas: This guy from ALONG CAME POLLY says, “Dude, no. This is serious. I just […]

Black dragon of death, peacock dragon, liking lotion in baskets, dragon necklace

May 22, 2017

It’s Victoria Day today! To cap off my long weekend, I watched these two Connecticut guys are trying Canadian junk food from Vancouver! Coffee Crisp, Mars Bars in Maple flavor, Smarties, ketchup Doritos, ketchup Lay’s, Maynards Canada wine gums / Swedish Berries, AERO Canada bars, Kraft Dinner, OMG’s Candy clusters, All-Dressed Ruffles Canada chips, Hawkins […]

Get the wipes! / Obi-Wan Kenobi and great disturbances / Confucius and sharts

May 19, 2017

From Ask Ideas: “Honey, get the wipes… I just sharted!” From Ask Ideas: Obi-Wan Kenobi says, “I feel a great disturbance in the bowels.” From Ask Ideas: Confucius say “Sneaky fart can lead to stinky shart!”

Breathe Right Nasal Strips! / A non-Chinese Jenny Wong?! / I ain’t even mad!

May 18, 2017

Due to MDSE (Monthly Drain Sleep Experience), I went to bed at 8:55 PM last night, and then slept for an additional two and a half hours today! I dreamed that I was on a family vacation where Dad refused to let me sort my laundry by color at home even though I was on […]

Warrior dragon with armor! / Ice cream for breakfast?! / Mowgli Holmes?!

April 21, 2017

From Krista: A warrior dragon with armor! Julie S. saw this weird juxtaposition at the store: Ice cream is not usually a breakfast item! From Reddit: There’s a cannabis researcher named MOWGLI HOLMES?! I swear Mowgli was in THE JUNGLE BOOK…

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! / Troian Bellisario? / Son of a bitch!

April 15, 2017

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! Reminds me of Duran Duran’s song ELECTRIC BARBARELLA. Troian Bellisario?! Reminds me of Trojan condoms or Deanna Troi, hahaha. Kefka in the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS Figaro desert after Castle Figaro sinks into the sand: “Son of a bitch! They’ll pay for this…”

I just sharted! / That sharting face! / Sharting at a party! / Sharting a taco!

April 2, 2017

COFFEE TIME since I got up at 7 AM – UGH! From Ask Ideas: Ancient Aliens guy thinking, “Tries to keep straight face. Just sharted.” From Ask Ideas: Creepy Condescending Wonka thinks, “That face you make when you shart.” From Ask Ideas: Sudden Clarity Clarence thinks, “The face you make when you sharted at a […]

Technology space dragon, copper purple dragon eye, green and gold dragon

March 12, 2017

I saw Hester sweeping outside in the rain just now at 10:15 PM. What the heck?! DO IT TOMORROW WHEN IT ISN’T DARK, LADY! From Krista: Technology space dragon! From Dragons: Copper purple dragon eye! Reminds me of the eye from BREATH OF FIRE II, and Sauron’s eye from LORD OF THE RINGS. From Dragons: […]

Very fat man in Onett bakery, Mr. Saturn’s face in a D, not going through stuff

March 9, 2017

The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight; Troy Stetcher scored to make it 3-3 with twenty seconds left in the game, so it went to overtime. The final score was 4-3 for New York. In MR. SATURN IN QUEST OF HAT, Mr. Saturn and Jeff see this very fat man in the Onett bakery. […]