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Dayshaun, Dorethea, Ebony for a black person, and De Chanel?! / Nobody cares!

July 15, 2018

Today is National Ice Cream Day! The computer just restarted! Edit at 9: Victor R. just added me from Reddit. YAY! From Julie: Dayshaun?! From Julie: Dorethea is NOT a good spelling for Dorothy or Dorothea! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Ebony for a black person is SO original and unique! Not! From Julie: De Chanel?! […]

Genuine Potts?! / Nando Eggenberger?! / Fabian Eggenberger?! / Toriana?!

June 25, 2018

Genuine Potts?! From r/canucks: Nando Eggenberger?! From r/canucks: Fabian Eggenberger is Nando Eggenberger’s second cousin?! From Julie: Toriana?!

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Washington Capitals-Las Vegas Knights playoff hockey hangout! / Chosen Roach?!

June 2, 2018

White Eric gave me and the Salsitas chips a ride to Jeremy’s at 4:45 so we could hang out and watch the Washington Capitals play the Vegas Golden Knights in Playoffs Hockey Game #3, Final Round. (the Knights lost 3-1) Christon couldn’t make it, but we chilled with Chinese Eric, Jeremy, and Randal instead. We […]

Antioch dragon bookmark, Soup Dragon Clangers, Mythical Dragon salt and pepper

May 31, 2018

Soup Dragons – I’M FREE! I have this $2 Antioch dragon and yin-yang bookmark, minus the bead! The dragon is gifted, intelligent, tenacious, and generous. Design by Evelia Garcia. From Hayley and the r/hockey Discord server: Soup Dragons from the Clangers in the UK! From Julie M. and Wish: A mythical dragon salt and pepper […]

Jempy Drucker?! / Ah’Renna is a girl?! / Lashawn?! / A black guy named Quan?!

May 27, 2018

Chinese Eric emailed me, white Eric, Jeremy, Jon, Christon, and Randal this morning about a Stanley Cup Final hangout somewhere – Washington Capitals and Las Vegas Golden Knights! I scanned the email (which had possible scheduling), but didn’t see where the hangout was going to be, so of course I emailed everyone to ask where […]

Jimbob Ghostkeeper?! / Your ex was technically born in a different year?!

May 3, 2018

Jimbob Ghostkeeper?! From Reddit on April 14, 2018: No, TheresAName, your ex was not “technically” born in a different year. He either was or wasn’t born in a different year. Make up your mind.

Creepy Easter Bunny 48! / Arin and Brandin Natzke?! / LADDIES is not LADIES!

April 7, 2018

The Canucks played the Oilers at 7 in their very last game of the 2017-2018 NHL season; also the Sedin twins’ last NHL game, and Vancouver lost 3-2 in overtime. There was a very emotional sendoff, and the Sedins were named second and third stars. Then there was the Humboldt bus crash yesterday, which is […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 47! / Handmake Dim Sum?! / Translink and the Sedins!

April 5, 2018

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight in the Sedins’ last home game of the 2017-2018 NHL season, and won 4-3 in overtime on a Daniel Sedin goal assisted by Henrik – it was LIKE A MOVIE! Then I showered. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 47! From Vanessa, whose birthday is today: Handmake Dim […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 46! / 100 Times Hand Beating?! / Devil vagina magic!

April 3, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Golden Knights at 7 tonight, and clawed back from a 4-1 deficit, but lost 5-4 in a shootout. Vegas even tapped their sticks and stayed on the ice to shake both the Sedins’ hands. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 46! From Vanessa: 100 Times Hand […]