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No Method soaps! / Second Reddit silver! / Keep Calm Canucks! / RooCop emote!

February 19, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE Method dish soaps! The pump doesn’t work right, causing it to squirt all over the place! Frozen Bao (from the Blood Games) finally unfriended me or deactivated his profile. The Canucks played Minnesota tonight at 7:30, and lost 4-3 in the shootout… On December 29, 2019, I got a second Reddit […]

Ham and cheese sandwich, sushi party tray, Samyang, Beefaroni, Edo, and ROTEL!

February 19, 2020

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:05 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Samyang fire dumplings x3, Wei Chuan spinach and pork dumplings, on-sale Chef Boyardee Beefaroni / mini pasta shells and meatballs in tomato sauce / spaghetti and meatballs, sashimi and sushi Party Tray C […]

The Glory Hole Church?! Knobs and Knockers?! / Noushi?! SUSHI IS VERY YUMMY!

February 16, 2020

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Ducks today at 2, and lost 5-1, relinquishing first place in the Pacific Division. NOT A GOOD END TO SEDIN WEEK! From Julie and Anorak UK: The Glory Hole Church?! Knobs and Knockers?! From Julie and a game show called COMMON KNOWLEDGE: Noushi?! Reminds me of sushi – yummy!

What’s Your Cupid Name? / Reddit NHL Valentine‚Äôs Day cards, 2020 edition!

February 14, 2020

From WFLA News Channel 8: What’s Your Cupid Name? Happy Love Wings?! Finally found the 2020 NHL Valentine’s Day cards by searching “NHL Reddit Valentines” – the guy’s username is Oeuvre! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day 2020 to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Ryan Getzlaf) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day 2020 to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Phil Kessel) […]

Roses and white wine, pixelated Doge, basic Doge, Puritan Valentine’s Day cards

February 12, 2020

The Canucks played Chicago tonight at 7:30, and won 3-0. They even got an empty-netter! It was the Sedin jersey retirement game! The ceremony was awesome – John Shorthouse, Dave Nonis, Markus Naslund, Trevor Linden, Mike Gillis, Marc Crawford, Alex Burrows, Jannik Hansen, and so many others! The twins definitely sent their well-wishes to Jay […]

Heart-shaped steak, a Nicolas Cage pillowcase, losing a Canucks game Grim Reaper

February 10, 2020

The Canucks played the Predators tonight at 7, and started off Sedin Week with a 6-2 WIN! Markus Naslund, Henrik and Daniel Sedin, Trevor Linden, and Stan Smyl were all in the building for Sedin Week! Pavel Bure also had a message! From Julie: Most girls on Valentine’s Day want roses, chocolate, jewelry, and lingerie. […]

Forefrontal?! Heteronormate?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! / Trena Schmidbauer?!

February 9, 2020

From RobotRosa: “Disconnection from women is less forefrontal. They heteronormate.” WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Trena Schmidbauer?! BAD SPELLING OF TRINA!

Spruce Springclean carpet cleaning?! Pump N Munch?! / CELERY FOR YOUR COLON?!

February 8, 2020

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 7, and lost 6-2, including an empty-netter… the first time we’ve lost four games in a row since November 10! I banned Richard C. Wilson for laughing at my official admin warning telling him to type with proper spelling and punctuation in the Fearsome Canucks Fans Facebook group. My […]

Chee Yang?! / Wind Gap and Bath are in Pennsylvania?! / Killing with kindness

February 6, 2020

COFFEE TIME after showering and doing laundry! I need a new ZIPPERED laundry bag because my slipper socks FALL OUT of the blue Evercare mesh laundry bag every time! UGH! The Canucks played the Wild today at 5, and lost 4-2. From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Chee Yang?! Looks like a normal Chinese name, […]

Harley Burns and Autumn Burns?! So the autumn will burn on a motorcycle?!

February 2, 2020

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina today at 11 AM, but lost 4-3 in overtime and the shootout. I found four packs of Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles that expired on Jan. 25, one pack of Mamee chicken noodles that expired on Jan. 29, and three packs of Mamee vegetarian noodles that expired on Jan. […]