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A glitchy Sky Walker / Hello, darkness! / PPK Spirit / Teddy Bears in Fourside

May 15, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME this morning at 8 AM since I had maybe six hours of sleep! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Jeff Andonuts makes it to Dr. Andonuts’ Lab south of Stonehenge. Look at this glitchy Sky Walker! You should see it when it’s flying to the town of Threek… thank goodness it worked to […]

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna

May 11, 2017

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna From Not Always Right: Keirran Maree?! Is that Karen or Kieran? From Not Always Right: Leah de Jager?! JAGERMEISTER! From Not Always Right: Eric Justice?! That’s a cool last name! From Not Always Right: Koshka Hellqvist?! From Not Always Working: Icajunihy Usevoruna?! Does she […]

Thinking for yourself / Zuzu Verk?! / Zdeno Chara’s bed for Sochi 2014 Olympics!

April 22, 2017

Education: Why think for yourself, when you’d be better off just accepting our teachings without resistance? Now, just drink the Kool-Aid like Adam Hilliker wants you to… From Dateline NBC: Zuzu Verk was a murder victim?! From CFOX: This was 6 foot, 10 inch Zdeno Chara’s bed for the Sochi Olympics in 2014!

Canadian emojis on Facebook Messenger: Moose, beavers, poutine, and more!

April 17, 2017

Julie S. found some Canadian emojis on Facebook Messenger: A raccoon eating poutine, a moose / a Canada goose / a beaver saying HAPPY CANADA DAY with a Canadian flag, a fox saying FOR SURE!, and a beaver saying EH? with a red maple leaf behind him. Julie S. found some Canadian emojis on Facebook […]

Goblin-proofing a chicken coop, Thatcher Demko, Mog the Moogle feeding worms

April 17, 2017

From Mental Floss: GOBLIN-PROOFING ONE’S CHICKEN COOP?! Thatcher Demko?! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, the party finally finds Mog the Moogle after going through the Narshe mines. Mog: “Kupoppo! You’re alive! I thought you were all feeding the worms, kupo! Kupohoho! Let’s go!”

Greyden White?! / My brilliant stardust and fucking shine! / NHL playoff time!

April 12, 2017

Since I woke up at 6:45 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From DYING TO SLEEP, which is about Fatal Familial Insomnia: An OLD guy named Greyden White?! From Eve: Not everyone is going to understand you. Some souls just don’t align. Some have never seen such brilliant stardust. Some can’t handle your fucking shine. From […]

Gummi Durian! / A double Yangus in DRAGON QUEST 8?! / Denis O’Pray is a rector?!

April 9, 2017

The Canucks played the Oilers at 6 tonight in their last game of the 2016-2017 season, and ended it on an eighth straight loss. Jordan Eberle had a hat trick and Coonor McDavid had his 100th point while the Canucks lost 5-2. In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo / the […]

An awfully strange carrot, a shy Gummi not being a Tenda, Xandie Andersen

April 8, 2017

I noticed that someone from Harmony’s house had called me yesterday at 7:15, but it was too late to call them back by the time I noticed at 10 PM, so I called them back tonight at 7:50. Ayler answered, so I asked whether he’d called me. Yes, he had. Then I asked whether he […]

Let’s kill people! / Kung Fu-like hairstyles! / Falling in love with Poo!

April 6, 2017

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3. From Julie: “Are you okay?” “Nope.” “Me either.. Let’s kill people.” In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Poo joins Ness, Paula, Jeff, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear in Summers, and they immediately go shopping. A woman says, “That Kung Fu-like hairstyle! You look so cool!” […]

Samoa Samoa, Razor Shines, Boots Day, Napoleon Outlaw III, Blue Moon Odom

April 4, 2017

I showered today. The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and San Jose got two goals in the first thirty seconds of the game! Then the game ended in a 3-1 loss. Too familiar! From The Bleacher Report: Samoa Samoa?! From The Bleacher Report: Razor Shines?! From The Bleacher Report: Boots Day?! From The […]