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Philicity Lafreniere arrested on an ice floe / Jill Evensizer / Leonore Winterer

December 15, 2017

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3 thanks to a goal by Sam Gagner! NO MORE LOSING STREAK! 😀 From my UNCANNY Bathroom Reader #29: Philicity Lafreniere?! That’s not how you spell Felicity! From Not Always Working: Jill Evensizer?! What if she wears an […]

Marc-Edouard Vlasic?! / Jesus riding a dinosaur! / Errek Jett?! / Hell rocks!

December 14, 2017

I made a new Discord group chatroom for me, Lex, Ika, Kaos, and Hope. HA! Take that, stubborn and toxic Jan! 😛 Marc-Edouard Vlasic plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Does this Croatian have any connection to the Vlasic pickle family?! From Not Always Hopeless and Very Demotivational: Jesus is riding a dinosaur. This renders […]

Snowmen sneezing and falling over, stabbing something 3000 times, Bekka Pate

December 13, 2017

I did laundry after a shower today. The Canucks played Nashville at 7 tonight, and lost 7-1. Ugh! From Wesley: A snowman says, “I didn’t mean to sneeze” since his snowman friend fell over because of the sneeze’s force! The first snowman’s carrot nose went into the second snowman’s bum! From George Takei: I’m so […]

Keltsey?! / Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake! / EVERYONE POOPS! / Chili

December 11, 2017

After (MORE) COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:40 to make it to Jon’s by 4:30. Thanks to a lucky red traffic light at Richmond Centre (and a lot of running across the street and into the station – untied shoelaces be dammed) and bus bunching at Langara, I was able to make it to the […]

Radee Labeeb Prince is a shooter’s name?! / The Demicolon and surrealism!

December 10, 2017

I FOUND A SMALL BONE IN MY PASTA EARLIER! WHAT THE FUCK?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Radee Labeeb Prince?! From Sara and r/surrealmemes: The Demicolon!

No haters with love glasses! / Weird eyes on a doll / Santa and dictionaries!

December 9, 2017

The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight, and lost 4-2 after leading to start the third period. First time they’ve done that all season, surprisingly… From Julie: Can’t see the haters when I’ve got my love glasses on! CUTE GUINEA PIG! How do you FAIL at putting this eye on a toy doll when there’s […]

Kimberlie Goodnough, Jaquana Taddy Druzba, Kenya Starflight, Cathina Haynes

December 7, 2017

I went out at 2:30 on a 401 in the fog to London Drugs, and misread “Ovation chocolate” as “ovarian cancer,” which is really NOT sold in stores! Finally mailed Sheryll’s card, and got Sunkist Vitamin C which expires in March 2020 / on-sale All-Bran Buds which expire in September 2018 / VSC Belgian chocolate […]

A bird making pasta! / BAESLINE?! / A Tourette’s cunt shirt / Apologies and ego!

December 5, 2017

The Canucks played the Hurricanes at 7 tonight, and won 3-0 in Markstrom’s first NHL career shutout! Then I showered. From Julie: Look at this fucking bird making pasta. Just look at it, for fuck’s sake! From Reddit: BAESLINE?! Also, “baby girl” is two words and NOT ONE! What do we want? A cure for […]

Blue dragon with silver sword, Air Canada dragon, dragon emojis on Discord

December 5, 2017

When I went outside at 3 to throw away the unfinished half-bag of Doritos jalapeno and cheddar chips which expire today anyhow, I recognized Hester’s voice, so greeted her and said that I was going to call her about laundry tokens. (tomorrow…) She said that she could drop by and give me some in exchange […]

Saturday birthday dinner, Dilys, Trish, Ivan, Communion glass on a Xmas ornament

December 3, 2017

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. Tonight’s menu: Heirloom Bean Chili with Garnishes (cheese, rice, avocado, and onions) Cornbread Winter Green Salad with Citrus Vinaigrette Quince and Apple Crisp Agua de Jamaica Dark Chocolate Cookie Cheesecake Beer / Coffee Porter / Pot Filler / Gluten-Free Cider After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up […]