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Archive for December 2016

New Year’s resolutions / Playing as Greyface / Earth disguises / Fuzzy Pickles

December 31, 2016

THERE IS MORE KILLER SNOW! The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight; the game was forced into overtime plus a shootout, and Vancouver won 3-2! CALVIN AND HOBBES, on New Year’s resolutions: “Resolutions? ME?? Just what are you implying? That I need to CHANGE?? Well, buddy, as far as I’m concerned, I’m perfect the way […]

Mail from Deanna with an emu card! / Totally Overhyped New Year’s Eve Party!

December 31, 2016

I checked my mail to find a Christmas letter, a Fairfax Front Pages postcard, two Morbis Artis: Diseases of the Arts postcards, a RED DOG: TRUE BLUE postcard, a Christmas card with an emu on the front, a Kikki silver paper heart, and a paper Christmas elf from Deanna H. (endlessblush) – YAY! Rohypnol Productions […]

2016 Yearly Recap!

December 31, 2016

This is the 2016 Recap. Fitting for the last day of the year, no? JANUARY * Eric Ho came over unexpectedly to watch half of the Canucks-Ducks game, and bought a Chicken Caesar pizza from Pizza Hut for us, but screwed up the order and my address in the freezing weather. [Jan. 1] * Eric […]

The Red Eye, Niiue joining the COGNITIVE DISSONANCE party, diminished powers

December 30, 2016

Vanessa came by at 10:20 AM with some Christmas cookies since she had an appointment at the hospital at 10:45, and wanted to know if she could get my parking pass – sure! I did ask her whether she’d be willing to remove that dead mouse I found behind the couch – yes, I had […]

Guestbook Entries 2016!

December 30, 2016

Guestbook Entries 2016! Jan. 1, 2016 (Friday) Eric H. (lddude): “Happy New Year!! Ring in 2016! Here now on Jan. 1st as we get set to watch the Nucks take on Ducks in Rogers Arena. The RETURN of two ex-Nucks: Bieksa and Kesler. Go Nucks Go…” Sept. 14, 2016 (Wednesday) Eric H. (lddude): “Came over […]

Scarborough, coughing, autocorrect having nothing, bad spelling, The Way I Are

December 29, 2016

Julie W. sent this to me via Grammarly: “Ough” can be pronounced in eight different way. The following sentence contains them all: A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully. Julie S. sent this to me: The Way I Are?! I don’t care if that song title is “slang” […]

Cards Received, 2016!

December 29, 2016

Cards Received, 2016! Birthday 2016 (4) * card from Mom and Dad * Steph N., Lisa N., Fraser N., and Havarti: “We are lucky to have you in our crazy family! Happy 40th Birthday! Gift to come!” * Jon N., Harmony H., Ayler N., and Hiero N.: “Have a great 40th, and may it be […]

Dekar in helicopter / Dawn from Save Incorporated is going on maternity leave?!

December 28, 2016

The Canucks played Los Angeles at 7 tonight, and won 2-1. After defeating Infina, Colin and Keri go to Andy Capp’s bar in Winnipeg, where they meet Dekar’s father Baxter. “Hello, Colin. I guess you heard about Dekar, huh?” Colin: “Hmm…” Colin thinking: “I’d better not tell him what really happened to Dekar.” Colin thinking: […]

Who peed in my pool?! / Hating people with age, loving God’s people, footprints

December 28, 2016

I called Jocelyn at Chimo at 1, just as we’d figured out last week, but I just got voicemail! Then I called Barry anyway, so we made an appointment for January 18 at noon, but then I was stymied by his phone and the mute button. He said “holy fuck” to me about it! Later, […]

What I gave for Christmas 2016!

December 27, 2016

What I gave for Christmas 2016! * lots of cards and stuff for my real-life friends! (Advent calendar / Christmas card / VSC Belgian chocolates for Eric Ho [lddude], a Christmas card and VSC Belgian chocolates for Chrystal C., a Christmas card for Vanessa H., Walker’s Festive Shortbread / a card / stickers for Jon […]