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Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

Canucks necklace! / Pozole! / Saeid Mohammadpourkarkaragh? / It’s a pan, duh!

June 7, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:25, stopped by Kam Do Bakery to get a bun as a snack, then got to the house by 4:30 because I just managed to get the 3 bus. I was surprised that Harmony was home, but she only works part-time on Monday / Wednesday / Friday now. Hiero tried […]

Colon-O’Brien, Abad-Sweat, Boney-Stubbs, and other bad hyphenated names!

May 23, 2016

Colon-O’Brien! Abad-Sweat! Boney-Stubbs! Eaton-Burger! Geddings-DeFreez! Gomez-Peed! Hickey-Marks! Love-Gobble! Pennypacker-Swartzendruber! Rumph-Byrnes! (rump burns) Santagata-Biggerstaff?! Sears-Brand! Self-Lovin! Wilbee-Deman! Beach-Boies!

Semen Medik?! / May the 4th be with you, Cinco de Mayo, Revenge of the Sith

May 4, 2016

From Reddit: Semen Medik?! If today is “May the 4th be with you,” and tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, does that make the day after “Revenge of the Sith”?

Steph, 4-0 loss, Dick Paradise, Chalei / Chaniya / Kaylei / Chaz, Natalia Vagina

November 30, 2015

Steph called in the afternoon, so I called her back to update her on last night’s hot pot, Harmony / homeschooling, baby Fraser, our nephews, and more. She just wanted to know how I was doing with the ice and frost outside. The Canucks played the Ducks at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. Dick Paradise […]

A fart Halloween costume, Dick Felt, Man Fuk, Natalie Titcum

November 17, 2015

This kid dressed up as a fart for Halloween! Dick Felt used to play football as a defensive halfback for the Boston Patriots! Man Fuk! Natalie Titcum was an Olympic athlete!

Auntie Ronne and seafood (dream) / Gay Neighbors, Anita Dick, Fair Hooker

November 15, 2015

I had a dream where Ivan, Natalie, and Nathan’s mom Auntie Ronne was driving around like a maniac when everyone was at a conference in a huge store. It went on for ages, and we had a lot of leftover food like desserts / oysters / crab / lobster / clams / mussels being carried […]

Mike’s ideas being paramount, Superstore’s digital price tags, Pho, Jana, and shampoo

February 21, 2015

Another reason why we wouldn’t have worked out: Mike SAID that I could come up with ideas to do whatever, but his ideas seemed to take centre stage. Never mind if it was La Belle Patate (his idea) instead of my idea of L.A. Grill, even. This was showcased in the MULTIPLE times that he […]

What LOVE ACTUALLY Couple Are You?

December 30, 2014

You Are John and Judy You are sweet, genuine, and looking for a true connection. It takes you a while to fall for someone. You like to let love develop slowly, and you prefer to be friends first. You know that you can find love in the craziest of circumstances. People love how humble and […]

Steak and TWO hot pot meals for Thanksgiving?! / No flypaper here!

October 25, 2014

I put the leftover too-sweet cherry Nibs into a Ziploc bag so I could give them to the Timothy teens after Awana; I ended up giving them to Hannah over a kid’s head, haha. Martin and Natalie were running late, but picked me up shortly after 3, discussing Hannah’s “train stuck” text message (and Martin’s […]