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Kaine Horman and Kyron Horman?! / Niiko, Keegan, Karma, and Konstantine?!

July 20, 2018

From SCARY MYSTERIES: Kaine Horman and Kyron Horman?! From Julie: A girl named Karma?! From Julie: Keegan?! From Julie: Konstantine?! Why not just spell it with a C?! From Julie: Niiko?! Why put an extra I in Niko if it’s just going to be pronounced the same anyway?! Advertisements

UNO poop-themed card game, dancing poop with music, gnome on the throne

June 29, 2018

What a stressful morning! Dad emailed me at 10 to say that I could have lunch with them because they had more stuff for me. I simply said I couldn’t make it, because “I’ve eaten already” could mean “oh, it’s just breakfast” in their little minds. Then I called Barry – who was at a […]

Darwin Tabacco?! / Penetrative sex is rape by default?! / Trinity and Tune?!

June 3, 2018

Darwin Tabacco?! From Reddit on April 13, 2018: Penetrative sex is rape by default now according to some feminists?! Thanks, Needco! It doesn’t seem like she believes that, though. PHEW! From Julie: Trinity and TUNE are together?! From Julie: This is Tune… you have a bad name, dude!

Boob-having persons?! / Vagina-haver?! / Sex-havers?! / Pets preferred pronouns

May 16, 2018

The computer just blue-screened! Couldn’t it have done that while I was sleeping?! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “Boob-having persons,” XxXFaZEqUIckwopesXxX?! Just say “men” or “women”! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “As a vagina-haver”?! No, WeaverofStories, just no! Say you’re a woman or that you have a vagina. Much less awkward! You’re already […]

Jimbob Ghostkeeper?! / Your ex was technically born in a different year?!

May 3, 2018

Jimbob Ghostkeeper?! From Reddit on April 14, 2018: No, TheresAName, your ex was not “technically” born in a different year. He either was or wasn’t born in a different year. Make up your mind.

Use the dog as bait?! / Tyvenea?! / Armageddon Draughn?! / Te’Andre?!

April 21, 2018

I left r/namenerds under both of my Reddit accounts because the mod thought that sharing my Bad and Unique Baby Names 8! album was “name-bashing.” I’ve got news for you: IT’S NOT, AND THE SUB SHOULD ALLOW THAT KIND OF THING. I don’t play well with people who always expect me to be positive, supporting, […]

STAR WARS Use The Force toilet decal – funny! / DOES IT FART? Animal flatulence!

April 14, 2018

From Julie M. and Wish: STAR WARS “Use The Force” toilet decal – funny! From Gizmodo and the r/hockey Discord server: DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE! Finally, there’s a book about which animals fart!

Good Friday! / Good Friday the 13th, Creepy Easter Bunny 42, and Daxten!

March 30, 2018

It’s Good Friday today! That always makes me think of the time when my siblings and I were joking around about it being Good Friday the 13th, and Dad didn’t like it much – OH WELL. 😀 My ex-friend Daniel M. sent this to me last year: Good Friday the 13th with Jesus AND Jason […]

Extreme friendship dealbreakers, female-coded swimsuits, fake-quitting smoking

February 25, 2018

The computer just restarted! From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, Bmoreisapunkrocktown, we do not have such extreme friendship dealbreakers around kids, significant others, transphobia, extroversion, clingy communication, etc. ALL WRAPPED UP INTO ONE! You’re the bad apple who makes childfree people, black people, AND introverts look bad! She even went all “special snowflake” on […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 6! / Latinx is an absolutely unnecessary word!

February 19, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 6! From Reddit on February 17, 2018: “Latinx” is an absolutely unnecessary word! My ex-friend Daya would have agreed!