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Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! / Jossie Merrifield is pronounced as JOSIE?!

May 4, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! Finally used the pharmacy building’s wi-fi to download Google Hangouts to keep in touch with the lovable Pothead Mike. Would have done it last night, but it’s much less sketchy at 11:30 AM instead of 11:30 PM. From Youtube and TWISTED SISTERS: Jossie Merrifield, pronounced as JOSIE?! Advertisements

Bad and Unique Baby Names 10! / Hugs, coffee, and $5 million! / Jenipher Russ?!

May 2, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 10! From Julie M. and Empaths, Old Souls, and Introverts: Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say, “I know it’s hard. You’re going to be okay. Here’s a coffee and five million dollars.” From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Jenipher Russ?! BAD SPELLING OF JENNIFER!

A pink poop emoji pillow, poop buddies mugs, three years sitting on the toilet

March 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A pink poop emoji pillow! From Julie M. and Wish: POOP BUDDIES FOREVER mugs! From Top Dog Plumbing New York: The average person spends THREE YEARS of their life sitting on the toilet.

Poop emoji salt and pepper shakers, ACCIO POOP coffee mug, fake human poop

March 12, 2019

From Julie: Poop emoji salt and pepper shakers! Do we really need to dumb down the word “emoji” to “emo-gee,” though?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An ACCIO POOP coffee mug! From Julie M. and Wish: Fake human poop?!

Ieshia Woodberry?! / Axel, Jazmine, Jala, Ra’Kiyah, Kajuan, and Mahogany?!

March 2, 2019

From Babies Behind Bars: Ieshia Woodberry?! From Julie: Axel? It’s obvious that this you’re naming your kid after Axl Rose. From Julie: Jazmine?! Reminds me of Jazmin (spacewolfcub) and my ex-friend Yazmine! From Julie: Jala is Jazmine’s best friend?! From Julie: Ra’Kiyah and Kajuan?! From Julie: Mahogany?! That’s not an acceptable color name…

Dehydrated cow manure, poop emoji Beanie Babies, 195 thumbs up on Youtube!

February 16, 2019

From Julie M. and Snapchat: Now that’s a crock of… Dehydrated Cow Manure! From Candy: A poop emoji Beanie Baby toy with an Elvis pompadour?! My most-liked Youtube comment has 195 thumbs-up? It was about my then-upcoming eye cataract surgery on January 10. Awesome! Matthew Santoro’s The Most CHILLING Confessions on Record, uploaded on January […]

Fraser’s emoji stickers! / Liking someone’s profile photo is NOT political…

February 8, 2019

I called Barry at 8:50 to let him know about the dead mouse. When he called me back at 11 to say that he would be here in a couple of minutes, I checked the corner with the TV since I’d heard noise there as well last night. Yup, there was another dead mouse, this […]

5-1 win! / Chicwanda Forbes?! WHAT A BAD NAME!

February 2, 2019

The Canucks played the Avs at 7 tonight, and won 5-1. I also showered today. From FOR MY MAN: Chicwanda Forbes?!

Smith Glover and Poppy Askew?! DOUBLE GOODNESS in the credits!

January 26, 2019

From BETRAYED: Smith Glover AND Poppy Askew?! Murder by antifreeze!

A squatty potty toilet stool and toilet paper earrings!

January 19, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Squatty potty toilet stool?! From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet paper earrings!