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74,000 Facebook likes from my Facebook friends! / Glee Ewell?! Like the emotion?

July 17, 2017

I was up at 7:55 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! My Facebook friends have liked my posts 74,000 times as of today! Glee Ewell and the family were murdered on Easter Sunday?! It’s pronounced “U-ull.”

Being a tomboy girly girl, fries and rotten children, Shameka Wilson, cunt moon

July 12, 2017

I discovered redrum today… ugh! Then Hester, her husband Ni, and two strong delivery guys dropped by at 1:45 with my BRAND NEW FRIDGE AND FREEZER from Moffat Applicances! That replaced my very old White-Westinghouse fridge and freezer from the 80s, which finally conked out in mid-May or mid-June. I wasn’t impressed when Hester called […]

The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! / Cody and Corey Manyshots?!

July 9, 2017

From Candy: The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! Brought to you by Pixable! How did you take the picture? With a film camera: What a hipster. Ha! Now you have to get it developed! Don’t get it digital: You can’t tag people on prints! Get it digital: It’s a 21st century thing. Ask […]

Toxic monogamy culture, Bad Request E error message / An unknown-gender BABY?!

July 8, 2017

From Tumblr: “Toxic monogamy culture”? REALLY?! Jealousy is normal, and commitment DOES mean exclusivity! Otherwise, how can you say that you romantically love someone AND are committed to them?! Error message from Facebook a couple of weeks ago: Bad Request: E. Whatever, Facebook. These special snowflakes decided not to assume their BABY’S gender, and decided […]

My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! / Smiling in your discomfort?!

July 2, 2017

Proudly Canadian mosaic dragon! From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! What juxtaposition! From Reddit on June 3, 2017: “I said that I was smiling because I was uncomfortable.” No, Katydid90, we do not do that. It’s not even a fake smile, which I do indeed understand!

Being trans is not an intersection! / Misgendering people is NOT violence!

June 30, 2017

Since I was up at 8:20 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later, Lucas thought that I was bullying Maddie because I’ve taken to using the word “sriracha” around her since her Discord screen name is “Maddie the Jirachi.” Not my fault that they sound similar! They’re both special snowflake teenagers! So then he […]

Canucks bracelet! / Strongth welling in your body / OCARINA OF TIME environments

June 27, 2017

Julie S. reminded me via Facebook chat to check my mail for the thing she sent me. So I did, and discovered a small box. I got a card with cherries on it, a Canucks-themed bracelet, and various lion / giraffe / elephant / seal / fox / bear / cat / Leonardo / Michaelangelo […]

Josephus Eggelletion?! / I don’t like the thing! Okay. / Sephora makeup bag!

June 27, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Josephus Eggelletion?! From Reddit: Man yells, “I DON’T LIKE THING.” An angel comes down from heaven with a note for him: “Okay.” From Reddit on August 2, 2015: You wouldn’t have accidentally dropped your Sephora makeup bag if you’d had a good […]

Sea serpent dragon / Laser lips and snowblowers / Foul festival sweet porn / KFC

June 26, 2017

After seeing KFC referenced on Not Always Right, I decided that I had to go out and get some for lunch at 2:10, just managing to get the C94. I got a six-piece combo for $10.50, and the price and quantity was better than what I was expecting! Before that, I went to Indigo Spirit […]

Dawnette Sigmon?! / Made-up microaggressions / Darwin for a girl?! / Aniyah?!

June 25, 2017

From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Dawnette Sigmon?! From Reddit on June 1, 2017: No, 2016ThrowAway0318, telling people that the black people in someone’s class are only there to meet a quota is NOT a microaggression! From Reddit on June 2, 2017: Stupid OP named PenelopeJames! Aniyah is not a valid name, especially if you heard […]