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Tray?! Cortelyou?! / Nicolas Cage DOGE Declaration of Independence meme!

July 4, 2019

From Julie: Tray?! Not even Trey?! From Julie: Cortelyou?! A Nicolas Cage DOGE meme which I sent to Julie M. once: Wow. Such treasure. Wow. We must eat the Declaration of Independence. Movee star. Advertisements

World’s greatest farter mug, single moms claiming Father’s Day, Pee and Poo

June 15, 2019

Not-so-dear random and selfish Dreamwidth user: My journal tags are for ME and MY CONVENIENCE, not for whoever else happens to stumble across my journal. I don’t care about a random user searching for stuff about movies. YOU are the rude one for suggesting that my tags should be for anyone and everyone. Also, that […]

Defenestration Day! / Grumpy Cat and anger management / Sylas Thompson?!

May 21, 2019

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! I showered today. Grumpy Cat: I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills. From Shane: Sylas Thompson?! BAD SPELLING OF SILAS!

2018 Year In Review!

December 1, 2018

2018 Year In Review! THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. [Meme fun: Take the first line from the first post of every month of the year. Repost it here as your year in review. (I’m discounting greetings and things like that :P) Yeah, it’s been an interesting year!] Go to your Calendar and […]

60 days of unending shitty Christmas music?! / A pumpkin spice butt plug?!

October 31, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2… Jake Virtanen had TWO GOALS! From CFOX: Brace yourselves: 60 days of unending shitty Christmas music are coming! From my ex-friend Jimmy: A pumpkin spice butt plug?!

Brace yourselves… the NHL preseason is coming!

September 15, 2018

Barry A. Cook and Kyriakos Gouridaris tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! Steph called me unexpectedly the other day (the 13th) to vent about Mom and her overly-complicated planning, especially trying to let JON pick the location for MY birthday AGAIN. His kids are not an excuse for everything! Planning with Lisa’s side of […]

A toilet mug! / Pee and Poop Best Friends necklace! / No coughing! Sharting!

August 2, 2018

From Just Fun Pics: Hey, look! A toilet mug! From Wesley: Pee and Poop Best Friends Necklace! From Meme Generator: The “Disregard Females, Acquire Currency” guy says, “Can’t cough hard or I might shart.”

Scumbag intestines: Running late for work? I have to poop!

July 22, 2018

Scumbag intestines: Running late for work? I have to poop!

Enock Kwateng?! / TooReal?! / An amphibious Oakland Athletics baseball pitcher?!

May 7, 2018

Enock Kwateng?! Shouldn’t that be spelled ENOCH?! Bad spelling! From Julie: TooReal?! That’s not a name for your baby… From Steph and MLB Memes: An AMPHIBIOUS baseball pitcher named Pat Venditte makes his debut for the Oakland Athletics?!

Poop brown bag combo! / Don’t Step In Poop! / The shit has hit the fan!

April 26, 2018

nFrom Julie: Poop brown bag combo! Julie saw this while out shopping at Walmart: Don’t Step In It! (NO POOP!) From Pete: The “Disregard Females, Acquire Currency” guy says, “The fecal material hath percussed the rotating blades that circulate air.”