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Checking to see if it’s a fart or shart / Ares Zax?! / Annis Ashwell?!

July 8, 2017

I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I lost a pair of underwear due to TMI reasons because I had to throw them out… SO DAMN STRESSFUL! 😦 From Ask Ideas: The girl says, “You were right, Mom. The only way to know if it was a […]

Indonesian spice levels! / Cock Zero! / God Rickrolling you! / Why am I here?

June 24, 2017

Since I woke up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Alec Ferrell tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! From Reddit: The spice chart at an Indonesian restaurant in Jayakarta! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Cock, Cock Zero, and Cock Light are all sold at this 7-11! God is […]

Sexual Harassment Panda / Whatever tea?! / Shadow not going to garrote us

June 22, 2017

I found out that the freezer might not have been working properly, so I called Hester at 11:25 for some help in that regard. After asking me what the freezer was (???), she said to adjust the number levels on temperature sensor, and to drop her a note later. Since I had to do my […]

Sharting my pants! / Eating chili peppers! / Dude, I just sharted – let’s go!

June 9, 2017

From Ask Ideas: The “I’m Not Even Mad – That’s Amazing” guy from ANCHORMAN says, “I just sharted my pants!” From Ask Ideas: Eat chili peppers, they said. It will be fun, they said. FIERY FARTS! FIERY FARTING! From Ask Ideas: This guy from ALONG CAME POLLY says, “Dude, no. This is serious. I just […]

Get the wipes! / Obi-Wan Kenobi and great disturbances / Confucius and sharts

May 19, 2017

From Ask Ideas: “Honey, get the wipes… I just sharted!” From Ask Ideas: Obi-Wan Kenobi says, “I feel a great disturbance in the bowels.” From Ask Ideas: Confucius say “Sneaky fart can lead to stinky shart!”

The black baby who may have sharted, farts and sharts, Futurama Fry on sharts

May 8, 2017

COFFEE TIME since I got up at 8 AM, plus very good poop timing! YAY! From Ask Ideas: This black baby says, “Oh no! I think I just sharted!” From Ask Ideas: 10 Guy thinks, “That moment you fart, and realized that you sharted…” From Ask Ideas: Futurama Fry says, “Not sure if slow, warm […]

The white baby who may have sharted, overtrusting farts, deadly habanero sharts

May 3, 2017

From Ask Ideas: This baby says, “How do I put this? I might have sharted.” From Ask Ideas: “I think I may have overtrusted that fart.” From Ask Ideas: “It’s shart week! Tonight: The silent but deadly habanero shart.”

Not knowing if you sharted! / Pushing too hard! / Realizing it wasn’t a fart!

April 19, 2017

From Ask Ideas: This dog thinks, “When you don’t know if you just sharted.” From Ask Ideas: This baby thinks, “That moment you realize… you pushed too hard.” From Ask Ideas: This baby thinks, “That moment when you realize it wasn’t a fart…”

Jesus coming once a year, Death Valley Road, Jesus getting his nails painted

April 16, 2017

Since I was up at 5:30 AM after going to bed at 1:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! What the fuck, body? I’m definitely taking melatonin tonight before bed! WTF church sign from the Kingsley Lake Baptist Church: Easter comes once a year. How often do you? A Twitch streamer I follow (Highspirits) is doing […]

I just sharted! / That sharting face! / Sharting at a party! / Sharting a taco!

April 2, 2017

COFFEE TIME since I got up at 7 AM – UGH! From Ask Ideas: Ancient Aliens guy thinking, “Tries to keep straight face. Just sharted.” From Ask Ideas: Creepy Condescending Wonka thinks, “That face you make when you shart.” From Ask Ideas: Sudden Clarity Clarence thinks, “The face you make when you sharted at a […]