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Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Tray?! Cortelyou?! / Nicolas Cage DOGE Declaration of Independence meme!

July 4, 2019

From Julie: Tray?! Not even Trey?! From Julie: Cortelyou?! A Nicolas Cage DOGE meme which I sent to Julie M. once: Wow. Such treasure. Wow. We must eat the Declaration of Independence. Movee star.

World’s greatest farter mug, single moms claiming Father’s Day, Pee and Poo

June 15, 2019

Not-so-dear random and selfish Dreamwidth user: My journal tags are for ME and MY CONVENIENCE, not for whoever else happens to stumble across my journal. I don’t care about a random user searching for stuff about movies. YOU are the rude one for suggesting that my tags should be for anyone and everyone. Also, that […]

Defenestration Day! / Grumpy Cat and anger management / Sylas Thompson?!

May 21, 2019

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! I showered today. Grumpy Cat: I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills. From Shane: Sylas Thompson?! BAD SPELLING OF SILAS!

2018 Year In Review!

December 1, 2018

2018 Year In Review! THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. [Meme fun: Take the first line from the first post of every month of the year. Repost it here as your year in review. (I’m discounting greetings and things like that :P) Yeah, it’s been an interesting year!] Go to your Calendar and […]

60 days of unending shitty Christmas music?! / A pumpkin spice butt plug?!

October 31, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2… Jake Virtanen had TWO GOALS! From CFOX: Brace yourselves: 60 days of unending shitty Christmas music are coming! From my ex-friend Jimmy: A pumpkin spice butt plug?!

Brace yourselves… the NHL preseason is coming!

September 15, 2018

Barry A. Cook and Kyriakos Gouridaris tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! Steph called me unexpectedly the other day (the 13th) to vent about Mom and her overly-complicated planning, especially trying to let JON pick the location for MY birthday AGAIN. His kids are not an excuse for everything! Planning with Lisa’s side of […]

A toilet mug! / Pee and Poop Best Friends necklace! / No coughing! Sharting!

August 2, 2018

From Just Fun Pics: Hey, look! A toilet mug! From Wesley: Pee and Poop Best Friends Necklace! From Meme Generator: The “Disregard Females, Acquire Currency” guy says, “Can’t cough hard or I might shart.”

Scumbag intestines: Running late for work? I have to poop!

July 22, 2018

Scumbag intestines: Running late for work? I have to poop!

Enock Kwateng?! / TooReal?! / An amphibious Oakland Athletics baseball pitcher?!

May 7, 2018

Enock Kwateng?! Shouldn’t that be spelled ENOCH?! Bad spelling! From Julie: TooReal?! That’s not a name for your baby… From Steph and MLB Memes: An AMPHIBIOUS baseball pitcher named Pat Venditte makes his debut for the Oakland Athletics?!