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Archive for the ‘memes’ Category

Enock Kwateng?! / TooReal?! / An amphibious Oakland Athletics baseball pitcher?!

May 7, 2018

Enock Kwateng?! Shouldn’t that be spelled ENOCH?! Bad spelling! From Julie: TooReal?! That’s not a name for your baby… From Steph and MLB Memes: An AMPHIBIOUS baseball pitcher named Pat Venditte makes his debut for the Oakland Athletics?! Advertisements

Poop brown bag combo! / Don’t Step In Poop! / The shit has hit the fan!

April 26, 2018

nFrom Julie: Poop brown bag combo! Julie saw this while out shopping at Walmart: Don’t Step In It! (NO POOP!) From Pete: The “Disregard Females, Acquire Currency” guy says, “The fecal material hath percussed the rotating blades that circulate air.”

A poop whale, a fear of pooping at work (but coffee!), an excellent stool sample

March 25, 2018

It’s a whale! It’s a poop whale! I hate you! My workday is a constant struggle between my desire for coffee and my fear of pooping at work. Here is an excellent stool sample!

Poop Time! / This toilet paper really cleaned my anus! / No-smell pooping!

March 17, 2018

From Someecards and Reddit: Poop time via pie chart! Time spent actually pooping, vs. time spent pretending that you have more in you while browsing Internet and using any possible opportunity to distract yourself from upcoming imminent realization that at some point, you have to leave this peaceful, warm, and cozy bathroom and step out […]

Don’t assume I’m angry because I’m on my period! / Raccoon! / Scumbag Uterus!

March 14, 2018

I discovered redrum today – ugh! Then I snapped at Jimmy, but that was after I told him about my discovery. He sent me a Happy Pi Day gif which actually made me smile, laugh, and cackle for about two minutes, which he later said was his intention. I appreciated it, for sure! Happy Pi […]

Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]

FINAL FANTASY Malboro and every status effect ever! / Matt Patricia?!

February 8, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Lightning at 4:30 today, and lost 5-2. From Reddit and r/finalfantasy: Here’s a Malboro enemy! Hey guys, what’s your favorite status effect? Mine’s everything! From the r/hockey Discord server: Matt Patricia?!

One year closer to death! / Michael Standing?! / No-sugar ginger snaps?!

January 1, 2018

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2018, EVERYONE! I got a baby girl card for Jason and Vanessa (“KEEP CALM AND CARRY BABY WIPES”), NEW Shasha organic ginger snaps for Vanessa (no sugar?!), 200g of on-sale Ferrero Rocher100 store brand bandages, a NEW Carnation variety pack of hot chocolate (TURTLES Canada / Coffee Crisp / After Eight), […]

Radee Labeeb Prince is a shooter’s name?! / The Demicolon and surrealism!

December 10, 2017

I FOUND A SMALL BONE IN MY PASTA EARLIER! WHAT THE FUCK?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Radee Labeeb Prince?! From Sara and r/surrealmemes: The Demicolon!

2017 Year In Review!

December 2, 2017

[Meme fun: Take the first line from the first post of every month of the year. Repost it here as your year in review. (I’m discounting greetings and things like that :P) Yeah, it’s been an interesting year!] 2017 Year In Review! Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of […]