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Get the wipes! / Obi-Wan Kenobi and great disturbances / Confucius and sharts

May 19, 2017

From Ask Ideas: “Honey, get the wipes… I just sharted!” From Ask Ideas: Obi-Wan Kenobi says, “I feel a great disturbance in the bowels.” From Ask Ideas: Confucius say “Sneaky fart can lead to stinky shart!”

The black baby who may have sharted, farts and sharts, Futurama Fry on sharts

May 8, 2017

COFFEE TIME since I got up at 8 AM, plus very good poop timing! YAY! From Ask Ideas: This black baby says, “Oh no! I think I just sharted!” From Ask Ideas: 10 Guy thinks, “That moment you fart, and realized that you sharted…” From Ask Ideas: Futurama Fry says, “Not sure if slow, warm […]

The white baby who may have sharted, overtrusting farts, deadly habanero sharts

May 3, 2017

From Ask Ideas: This baby says, “How do I put this? I might have sharted.” From Ask Ideas: “I think I may have overtrusted that fart.” From Ask Ideas: “It’s shart week! Tonight: The silent but deadly habanero shart.”

Not knowing if you sharted! / Pushing too hard! / Realizing it wasn’t a fart!

April 19, 2017

From Ask Ideas: This dog thinks, “When you don’t know if you just sharted.” From Ask Ideas: This baby thinks, “That moment you realize… you pushed too hard.” From Ask Ideas: This baby thinks, “That moment when you realize it wasn’t a fart…”

Jesus coming once a year, Death Valley Road, Jesus getting his nails painted

April 16, 2017

Since I was up at 5:30 AM after going to bed at 1:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! What the fuck, body? I’m definitely taking melatonin tonight before bed! WTF church sign from the Kingsley Lake Baptist Church: Easter comes once a year. How often do you? A Twitch streamer I follow (Highspirits) is doing […]

I just sharted! / That sharting face! / Sharting at a party! / Sharting a taco!

April 2, 2017

COFFEE TIME since I got up at 7 AM – UGH! From Ask Ideas: Ancient Aliens guy thinking, “Tries to keep straight face. Just sharted.” From Ask Ideas: Creepy Condescending Wonka thinks, “That face you make when you shart.” From Ask Ideas: Sudden Clarity Clarence thinks, “The face you make when you sharted at a […]

Tony Dungy, shit fertilizer for green grass, farting and smelling popcorn

March 13, 2017

From Julie: Tony Dungy?! That’s an unfortunate last name… From Whisper and Reddit: The grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with shit. From Janet: The next time you need to fart in public, say this… “Do I smell popcorn?” Then watch everyone take a deep breath…

Punctuation saves cats! / Salvador Dali and melting clocks for Daylight Savings

March 12, 2017

UGH, DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME! Julie S. sent me this light blue shirt: “Let’s eat kitty. Let’s eat, kitty. Punctuation saves cats.” Salvador Dali’s note to self for Daylight Savings: Don’t forget to melt the clocks.

Keep Calm and Silent / Jeff Andonuts in HALLOW’S END! / Sphere Theatre cheating!

March 3, 2017

I finally got my tax documents in the mail yesterday, so I called Barry this afternoon. He was helping someone move (and so he didn’t have his appointment book), so he suggested I call him on Monday instead. Then I finally decided to use the Warm Vanilla Sugar body lotion from Chrystal as a birthday […]

Ultima Morgan?! / Blood clots and Stalin, sand on Kefka’s boots, dragoon Edgar

February 27, 2017

Somehow, I woke up at 5:20 AM despite going to bed at 11:15 PM… ugh! Teresa says that Gwyneth has been found – PHEW! I looked out the window and saw MORE SNOW! From Julie: Ultima Morgan?! Ultima is a game or a FINAL FANTASY spell or weapon! Anti-Joke Chicken: What was the last thing […]