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Charles Manson dead! / Doge birthday card! / Bedamned clapperclaw! Archeoavis!

November 19, 2017

Charles Manson is finally dead! May his victims’ families find more peace! Hey, here’s a Doge birthday card! “Such birthday. Wow. Much Cake. Wow. Such age. Very celebrate.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris come across King Tycoon after fighting their way through the Ronka Ruins in FINAL FANTASY V. He has this to say about […]

Purple dragon lady! / Suffering from butthurt / Blocking people on Facebook

November 7, 2017

The computer just restarted! Jimmy told me today that he was planning on coming to the Vancouver area after going to Fort St. John up north to see Milan next May (ugh), so I said to let me know if he definitely does that. He says he is definitely planning on exploring Vancouver, so I […]

Comrades belonging, ZELDA MAJORA’S MASK Congraturations, steel wall of niceness

October 20, 2017

BLACK TEA TIME! The Canucks played the Sabres today at 4, and won 4-2! Dorsett had two goals, including an empty-netter for the insurance! Bartz, Lenna, and Faris use a lot of Uber Drug to get high and warp to Galuf’s World, Terra, in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. Exdeath has been renamed Tzepish, and he […]

What people think I do on my period, Always pads as Sonicare, puddles of blood

October 18, 2017

I woke up to the news that Gord Downie of the Tragically Hip had died of brain cancer late last night. 😦 PERIODS: What my boyfriend, my dad, my mom, my siblings, and commercials think I do on my period… and what I actually do! These Always pads are not a Sonicare device! FAIL! From […]

Modern art, being in love, the OP not being the original commenter

October 6, 2017

Jon wanted to know whether I wanted to come over to Thanksgiving Dinner on Monday (I thought it was tomorrow!), and said I could come over earlier to play with the kids. I suppose so! “You Are Curious” You find so many people and subjects fascinating. You love learning, and you are addicted to knowledge. […]

Best beer for babies, testing vibrator settings, Megapussi chips, Urinal tea

September 23, 2017

Chrystal called me from work and then emailed me to say that she couldn’t make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner tomorrow, but still wants to take me out to a birthday meal sometime. I’ll for sure let her know what works for me – maybe on Monday or Tuesday. Good thing I didn’t call […]

Prince of Midenhall dragging coffins! / Scotch on the rocks! / Joseph Barefoot?!

September 21, 2017

From the DRAGON QUEST Discord server: Here is the Prince of Midenhall (Lorasia) dragging the coffins of his two dead companions behind him! Poor Prince of Cannock and Princess of Moonbrooke… From Krista, Mematic, Imgur, and Pinterest: I like my Scotch on the rocks! Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, and OUTLANDER are all awesome! Joseph Barefoot?!

No liquid farts, body! / More than you bargained for! / Will Farrell on sharting

August 17, 2017

From Ask Ideas: Body, why didn’t you tell me that this fart was going to be liquid?! From Ask Ideas: Ted Cruz is thinking, “When you think you farted, but it’s more than you bargained for…” From Ask Ideas: Will Farrell in ELF is thinking, “When you fart, but it wasn’t a fart…”

Licking barbecued sausages! / Depleting Doma Castle of Water Crystal energy!

August 9, 2017

I discovered redrum today – UGH! When I went for a nap, I dreamed of finding ZOGLOG (among other things) in a word search book. What?! From Janina: A dog is barbecuing sausages. “You want yours licked or not licked? Just kidding. They’re ALL licked.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Kefka is preparing […]

Uterus ruining your life, Kylr Yust, not doing the thing, Dildo in Newfoundland

July 30, 2017

Hi, I’m a uterus! I’m here to ruin your life! Ugh. Pain. Cramps. I’m done! JUST KIDDING! From Reddit: Kylr Yust?! No, that is not a typo for Kyle. It’s apparently supposed to rhyme with “Tyler,” but I read it as “killer.” “Don’t do the thing”? I’m gonna do the thing anyway! There is a […]