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Latasha, Cynamin and Apple, Pepsi, Heaven, Jamel, Rocshawn, Ahmir, and Ryleigh?!

June 18, 2018

It’s International Sushi Day today! From Julie: Latasha?! From Julie: Cynamin?! From Julie: Apple?! From Julie: Pepsi is a white girl name now?! I knew a guy at Palmer named Pepsi Sarai, but I think that was cultural… From Julie: Heaven?! From Julie: Jamel?! From Julie: Rocshawn?! How do you go to ROCSHAWN from Sarah, […]

Early Charlemagne?! / Torrance is a name?! / Can’t stop drinking coffee!

June 17, 2018

It’s Father’s Day today. I discovered (old?) mouse turds in the storage box, so had to throw it (and stray lids) out along with all its contents: THE ASSASSIN’S CLOAK, Kleenex boxes, mini-Kleenex, papers, and more! Went out to Shoppers Drug Mart on a 407 at 11:30 to get a shrimp tempura roll for International […]

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! / Katayoun Copeland?! / Crystal Champagne?!

June 16, 2018

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! From Julie and CRIME WATCH DAILY: Katayoun Copeland?! Crystal Champagne?!

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Hallelujah Lulie?! / Lamonte, Johnetta, Cawatas, Jayla, Jahziya, and Moenae?!

June 14, 2018

Time to shut some things down. Not my fault you’re having a bad week, and “babe” is supposed to be a GOOD thing! Hallelujah Lulie?! From Julie: Lamonte?! From Julie: Johnetta?! From Julie: Cawatas?! From Julie: Jayla?! From Julie: Jahziya?! From Julie: Moenae?!

Candida Seasock?! / Caliyah and Jewel?! / If you are shocked by anything I say?!

June 13, 2018

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Candida Seasock?! From Julie: Caliyah?! From Julie: Jewel?! From Sheryll and Rebel Circus: If you are SHOCKED by anything I say… then you obviously haven’t been paying attention to who I am!

Devoid Couch?! / Chasity?! / Iyana, Quanasia, Blayton, Markeese, and Alexius?!

June 11, 2018

Devoid Couch?! From Julie: Chasity?! At least spell CHASTITY correctly if that’s what you’re going for! From Julie: Iyana?! From Julie: Quanasia?! From Julie: Blayton?! From Julie: Markeese?! From Julie: Alexius?!

Blossom I. Albuquerque?! / Trenity?! / Ronyetta and Dez?! / Alea and Raheem?!

June 10, 2018

I showered and did emergency laundry because of a chili oil stain on my light blue Toronto shirt today, but it didn’t wash out! UGH! At least I didn’t buy the shirt, so I was fine with putting it in the laundry room garbage can since I was there anyhow. Blossom I. Albuquerque?! From Julie: […]

Rev. Dongo Pewee?! / Jai’Anna?! / Tralaundra and Kimora?! / Raegon has a Maya?!

June 9, 2018

I left at 10:30 on a 407 for Shoppers Drug Mart to get NESTEA iced tea, President’s Choice Chicken Korma / General Tao / Butter Chicken microwaveable meals, and on-sale Campbell’s mushroom soup x2. Got home at 10:55 on a 401: that bus efficiency is good for ANY day, never mind a Saturday! 😀 Häagen-Dazs […]

Sir’Zion Dance?! / Thuvan Masson, Shyanne, Contessa, Jaxon, and Yo’Shieba?!

June 8, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left for FYI Doctors at 2:10 in the rain. The 407 bus had to load a wheelchair, which didn’t help! As for my appointments and tests, it took TWO HOURS for the testing and looking at the glasses! Summary of eye exam: “Try to look elsewhere while we put this bright […]