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Shaky Sherpa?! / Small poop emoji piñatas! / Albert Pujols as POO HOLES!

September 14, 2019

9/14/19 is also a palindrome date! Shaky Sherpa?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Small poop emoji piñatas! Albert Pujols, pronounced as POO HOLES?! Advertisements

Sureal Sparx?! / My being an asshole today / SOUTH PARK and outraged millennials

September 13, 2019

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival 2019 and Friday the 13th today! 9/13/19 is also a palindrome date! Since Luke and Flaps were talking in Spanish in sober Discord, I decided to ask them to do Mom’s Spanish translation if she ever forwarded it to me! If it’s so urgent, she should have forwarded it earlier today, […]

Sharky Laguna, Raven, Javante, Dre, Zaevion, Takara, Brittani, Paris, and Red?!

September 12, 2019

After LAUNDRY TIME (with the elevator STILL out of service…) and COFFEE TIME, I left at 12:15 for my Invisalign appointment, barely managing to get there on time thanks to a wheelchair JUST making me miss a Brighouse train at 12:35. (they’re definitely entitled to use the elevators and trains – I might have made […]

Congress Lepou and Bread of Life Faiupu?! / A crocodile, a buffalo, and a bra?!

September 11, 2019

Today’s date is ALSO a palindrome: 9/11/19! At 2:05, I called Chrystal at work to ask where she’d gone on her cruise since I’d forgotten to ask last time: Copenhagen as a starting point sounds nice! Then just in case, I invited her to the Cactus Club dinner on the 21st, but I know she […]

Precious Orji?! / Ja’Wanah, Dujuan, Lazenda, and Jaxon?! / Eight serial killers!

September 10, 2019

Precious Orji?! From Julie: Ja’Wanah?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: Dujuan?! From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?! From Julie: Jaxon?! From Nope and John’s True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling.

Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Marzel, Keyheshia, Amiri, Je’Keia, and Prince?! / Stefvon is Steph’s father?!

September 6, 2019

After a shower and some green tea, I decided to go out today at 12:45 on a 401 to redeem my free two-topping individual pizza for my anniversary of signing up for Boston Pizza deals online. I had to fight with the app and the website and typos before I could register MyBP on my […]

Voltaire Casino? / Canadians being nice in America / Nicolas Cage birthday party

September 5, 2019

Texted white Eric, who can give me a ride to his own birthday meal at Los Cuervos Taqueria on Sunday around Kingsway and Fraser. Phew! Voltaire Casino?! From Julie: When a Canadian comes to America and starts being nice, they’re told, “We don’t do that here.” Nicolas Cage birthday party!

Zion Williamson?! / Tamron Hall and baby Moses?! / Nicolas Cage as a cat

September 4, 2019

Hester came by at 12:20, greeting me with “You’re home!” when I answered the door. No shit, lady! She inspected the toilet tank personally like she said she would, while I spent five more minutes trying to explain the problem to her in very simple English. Eventually, she agreed that she would replace the flapper, […]