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Chinese New Year 2020! / Grumpy Cat on stupidity! / Philander Smartt is Mormon?!

January 25, 2020

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2020! It’s the Year of the Metal Rat… YAY! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2020 with a rat, lanterns, and flower! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year with people and cherry blossoms! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year 2020 with people, […]

Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! What?! / Dr. JONICE Webb? Yum, jaundice!

January 24, 2020

at 3:30 AM (FUCK YOU – PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!), I got up at 6:30 AM and ate my sushi. To my surprise, Chrystal of all the people had texted me last night to say she can’t make it to dinner tonight because she has to go out and eat Chinese New Year dinner […]

Skeleton spinny chair, screaming NO at a computer, De’ColdestToEvaDoIt Crawford?

January 22, 2020

I showered and did laundry today after I fell down outside on the wet grass – damn dirty pants! Keep calm and use more hot sauce! Perfect for National Hot Sauce Day today on January 22! The food is great, but it’s missing a certain vital feature… sriracha rooster chili hot sauce! Perfect for National […]

Salad Chung is really Charlotte?! / Roshada Grier?! / Jayquan?! / Zhakia?!

January 19, 2020

Fidela has a friend named Salad Chung?! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE since it’s Eat A Depressing Salad For Lunch today on January 19! Her real name is Charlotte, though. From Julie M. and CHEATERS: Roshada Grier?! Makes me want to put an N in there so it can be closer to an actual name. ROSHANDA looks and […]

BRITITANIA Limuel?! / Louisiana Plumber Melton?! / Stop being lonely! Talk!

January 17, 2020

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: BRITITANIA Limuel?! It’s not even Brittania! From Youtube: Louisana Plumber Melton?! From Julie: I need to stop being lonely and talk to people. “HEY.” ACK!

SNOW! / Caitlan Coleman? / Saturnbucks Coffee / Mr. Saturn: I have no something!

January 15, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! It’s -7 and feels like -14! Fresh snow dump from last night at 10 PM: The snow looked like ice spears! Snow aftermath as of this morning: My best attempt at OH GOD, MORE SNOW! before I froze to death outside. I was only outside for five minutes… […]

Mr. Noodles! / Penguin and snow socks! / Forty Fort and Ransom, Pennsylvania?!

January 14, 2020

Harmony and I cancelled Nephew Time because of the snowy weather warning today. COFFEE TIME after I went out briefly to London Drugs in the freezing weather and extremely light snow to get Mr. Noodles beef / chicken / spicy chicken packs! The Canucks played Winnipeg today at 5, and lost 4-0 including an empty-netter… […]

MOUSE / Tonkotsu noodles, Tomato Alfredo Sidekicks, tea noodles, Khris Middleton

January 13, 2020

I found a dead mouse after trying to take another snow photo by my window last night, so spent time frantically texting people like Barry / Deb / Paulo. No answer from Barry, Deb said I should call my manager (so I said that Hester is notoriously difficult about it being “my job” even though […]

Quvenzhané, Qulyndreia, Venjie, Qunquekya, Vejon, and Venjie Wallis?! WHAT?!

January 12, 2020

It was COFFEE TIME today! I went out at 11:15 AM to Shoppers and London Drugs in the cold weather before the snow might hit later! I bought bulk pads x2 / on-sale Nescafe coffee in a tall canister / Webber Naturals Vitamin D3 gummies x2 (a bottle of 90 is CHEAPER than a half-price […]

Nacole Koch?! NACHOS! / Jesus Hitler de los Santos Peralta?! JESUS AND HITLER?!

January 11, 2020

COFFEE TIME because of “lovely” East Coast scheduling! The Canucks played the Sabres today at 10 AM, and actually won 6-3 with a Loui Eriksson empty-netter AND two goals by Boeser! Carter Hutton hasn’t had a win since October 22, 2019?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Nacole Koch?! BAD SPELLING OF NICOLE which reminds […]