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The Butt Brothers?! / Birthday gifts, new rules, Hudson, talking a lot, schedule

March 28, 2020

Ayler called me at 9:40 AM to read me their schedule for the day: free play, mealtimes, piano, spelling, reading, and bedtime at 8 or so! He also says that his new rule should be that he can stay up 15 minutes later every year on his birthday. I said that sounds like a good […]

Arvell, Krisma as Charisma, negative days, Mistie making a sex tape with her son

March 27, 2020

MR. BELVEDERE episodes! I called Hester briefly at 11:45 to ask about the proper procedure for laundry tokens. Apparently, I have to use the third-floor machines now with my stash of quarters and loonies – good thing I kept them, even though one machine on the second floor seems to be permanently out of service! […]

Mathias Jakshitz and Theressa Jakshitz?! / Oatmeal, pork, Auntie, puzzles!

March 24, 2020

Ayler and Hiero surprisingly called me at 10:20 AM, which is how I discovered that my phone was still on from last night, but that was a good thing in this case! This time, I was prepared with the light on AND my reading glasses very nearby! They wanted to call since we only talked […]

Ima Hogg tombstone?! / Nerfnow Comics: A treasure chest of toilet paper!

March 23, 2020

\Ayler called me briefly at 6, but I had to scramble to get my reading glasses in order to read the Caller ID, so I missed it. When I called them back immediately afterwards, the phone was busy! I checked my text messages instead, in hopes of getting ones from yesterday. There was one from […]

Bad and Unique Names Galore 13 / WARNING! FART ZONE! / Farting screaming unicorn

March 22, 2020

Bad and Unique Baby Names 13! Turns out the hospital is closed – there goes a good place! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: WARNING! FART ZONE! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! From Julie: This unicorn on this coffee mug says, “I don’t fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it’s a […]

Raechrisha Hood, Malyssa Washburn, Onie Peters, Denysha Frazier, Jalynn Parker?!

March 21, 2020

I went out at 10:20 AM to get some Silk almond milk (the real reason I went to the store), NEW Tostitos Homestyle Salsa tortilla chips / NEW Que Pasa Twist of Lime chips / Heluva Good! French Onion dip to prepare for Chips and Dip Days tomorrow (Sunday) and Monday, 400 more Mead index […]

Moscow and Drinker, Pennsylvania?! / Jacoba, Rendy, and Karah Albers?! WHAT?!

March 20, 2020

I discovered redrum AGAIN this morning – I THOUGHT I TOOK CARE OF THIS TWO WEEKS AGO! Good thing I didn’t bleed onto the bed! Called Shoppers to see if they had a toilet paper shipment, and left right after I got a YES answer at 9:10 on a 401. I remembered the brand new […]

Granite intensive T-shirt / Your video game name! / Denali Brehme is a name?!

March 19, 2020

The computer gave me a heart attack at 4:55 when both the keyboard and mouse froze, and the power button wouldn’t work until 20 minutes later at 5:20! Andrew says it might not be the power supply, but he has to come by and see first, of course. White Eric said it didn’t sound good… […]

Wind Gap, Nazareth, Ackermanville?! Bands, Bible, Jason, Nicki, and Jennifer!

March 18, 2020

Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map at a Pennsylvania visitor centre: Wind Gap, Nazareth, and Ackermanville are all in Pennsylvania?! Just reminds me of the Bible, the band, and Jason / Nicki / Jen Ackerman!

Chalupa tombstone?! / Canucks 50th / Honey Garlic Noodles! / Michelle dead now?!

March 17, 2020

It’s St. Patrick’s Day 2020 today! I went out at 1:50 to get 1.14 litres of regular Bailey’s from the liquor store, 3 pounds of Parkay margarine / Cinnamint, Fresh Mint, and Spearmint Mentos gum x3 / 300 Mead index cards / NEW limited-edition Olympic Dairy raspberry-cranberry yogurt from Price Smart, and six more on-sale […]