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Archive for the ‘baby's named a bad bad thing’ Category

Shourvoisier Gamble and Jaykia Pitts?! / JESSAKA Clark is GROWING her family?!

November 19, 2017

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! Vanessa wanted to know if she could hang out here in between doctor’s appointments on Wednesday, which is fine by me. With the appointments between 1:15 and 2:40, it’s definitely pre-hockey, and is more convenient for her than trying to find something else to do at that time! Shourvoisier Gamble […]

The joys of birth control, Crimson Rose Alexander, Tatal Nagtatago, Mir Landzaat

November 18, 2017

COFFEE TIME! From Whisper: The joys of birth control… no period! One month… two months… three months… four months… surprise, bitch! I’m back! From Not Always Right: Crimson Rose Alexander?! DRAGON! But… she’s a furry, so that’s a dealbreaker! From Not Always Right: Tatal Nagtatago?! From Not Always Right: Mir Landzaat is a girl?!

I’m not an alcoholic… I’m a drunk! / Aiko Garren?! / White chin hairs!

November 17, 2017

I showered today. From Oddee: This guy named Kevin Daly was wearing this T-shirt while getting arrested for driving under the influence on this date in 2011. “I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” From Not Always Right: Aiko Garren?! Reminds me of Eiko Carol from FINAL FANTASY 9! From Reddit: […]

Glow-in-the-dark boobs sign! / Dytazia?! / Occupying a venue! / Petula Dvorak?!

November 16, 2017

From Mikki: I’m not sure what this warning sign is about, but it seems to include glow-in-the-dark boobs and a large swimming penis… From Julie: Dytazia?! From NZ Metal Army: “OCCUPY a fucking venue! Get your lazy fat ass to a gig!” This is the only #OCCUPY thing I understand. (except for the Cookie Monster […]

Restarts! UGH! / Will Warm and Beck Warm?! / Melany Knott and Kaisy Knott?!

November 16, 2017

This computer just restarted! The Canucks have a prospect named Will Warm?! And his twin brother is Beck Warm?! What if they want to be COLD, like at the ice hockey rink?! From The Washington Post: Melany Knott named her daughter KAISY Knott?! This actually reminds me of an Asian girl in Daniel Fellowship (1994-1999?) […]

Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! / Malkin Crosby Long is a kid?! / Seneca Storm?!

November 15, 2017

Steph called me at 2:10 to see whether I was going to a last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow, near Main and 16th. Sure, I guess so… I was due to take a shower anyway, so I did that. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! Malkin Crosby Long?! From Not Always […]

Jodi Sass?! / Princess Gray?! / Darren Raddysh?! / Joseph Zamboni?! / CRIME!

November 15, 2017

Blah, I’m up early again! Time to take some melatonin! From FORENSIC FILES: Jodi Sass has a great last name! From the same FORENSIC FILES episode: Princess Gray?! From a documenary on the serial killer James Hicks: Joseph Zamboni has a cool last name! I wonder if he’s related to the inventor of the Zamboni, […]

Maimah Phillips, Lien Nguyen, Ael Davies, Harley Bonafe, Dylann Storm Roof

November 14, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and won 3-2! From Not Always Related: Maimah Phillips?! From Not Always Right: Lien Nguyen?! She’d better not have a lien put on her finances, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Ael Davies?! From Not Always Working: Harley Bonafe?! There’s another special snowflake who goes by “they” and […]

Dragon fighting a white wizard, Jef Girdler, Bethany Hickey, Carrie Poppy

November 13, 2017

From Krista: Dragon fighting a white wizard! From Not Always Right: Jef Girdler?! Jeff with one F is bad enough, but having GIRDLE in your last name is worse! 😛 From Not Always Right: Bethany Hickey?! From Not Always Right: Carrie Poppy?! Nice flower name!

Aundrea Scott Smith, Ingee Appolon, Wahabah Hadia Al Muid, and Tesser Kahn

November 13, 2017

From Not Always Right: Aundrea Scott Smith?! It should have been spelled ANDREA… plus, it reminds me of doing laundry! From Not Always Right: Ingee Appolon?! From Not Always Right: Wahabah Hadia Al Muid is a girl?! From Not Always Right: Tesser Kahn?! That reminds me of a tesseract!