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Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin, Hello Kitty Goodbye Kitty, ketchup and mustard

May 21, 2017

I felt like I could finally take a shower tonight, so I did. 😀 I’m definitely going to do my laundry in a bit, too. 😀 From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin?! From Jazmin: Hello Kitty! Goodbye Kitty! The hole is her butthole! Written in ketchup and mustard: “We […]

Purell hand sanitizer and paper cuts, Chubb Small, Walmart trailer trash

May 20, 2017

Purell hand sanitizer: Let me show you exactly where that paper cut is… Chubb Small?! From Janina: Straight out of the trailer park! Heading to Walmart…. do you need anything?

Shawnteal, Jazmyn, and Jaxon Bieber?! / Aireka is Erika?! / Emery Deathrage!

May 18, 2017

Justin Bieber has a cousin named SHAWNTEAL?! Justin Bieber has half-siblings named JAZMYN and JAXON?! From Julie: Aireka?! Only Airwrecka surpasses that, purely because “air wreck” is an awful thing to have in your name! From Reddit: Emery Deathrage?!

Breathe Right Nasal Strips! / A non-Chinese Jenny Wong?! / I ain’t even mad!

May 18, 2017

Due to MDSE (Monthly Drain Sleep Experience), I went to bed at 8:55 PM last night, and then slept for an additional two and a half hours today! I dreamed that I was on a family vacation where Dad refused to let me sort my laundry by color at home even though I was on […]

Purple nightmare dragon, Gori Julian, mistaking soy sauce for pancake syrup

May 16, 2017

From Krista: Purple nightmare dragon! From Julie: Gori Julian? That’s not a nickname for some long Eastern European name… From Wesley: I made a huge mistake this morning! While making breakfast, I thought the Kikkoman soy sauce was the Mrs. Butterworth’s Original pancake syrup!

Kiplyn Davis, shits and giggles, a cow waiting for the MOTHER 3 highway washroom

May 15, 2017

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: Kiplyn Davis?! From Jazmin and The Leaking Bucket List: It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney finally make it to the highway in MOTHER 3. They see a cow waiting in line for the highway washroom! This woman says, “Get to the back […]

Nicolas Cage and reading, Angharad Bethan Jones, Ashley Large, Benn Steer

May 14, 2017

I showered and did laundry tonight, especially since it’s now warm enough to wear my MAN SHORTS around the apartment! WHEE! WOOHOO! From Reddit: Nicolas Cage wants you to READ American literature! From Not Always Right: Angharad Bethan Jones?! I think this is a cool foreign name. DAVID BOWIE! From Not Always Learning: Ashley Large?! […]

Meleeza?! / Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump?! / False Elephant Snout is food?!

May 14, 2017

I just got another blue screen of death, which took me twelve minutes to fully recover from! From Julie: Meleeza?! Is that supposed to be MELISSA?! Here’s the sign for the interpretive centre in Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta! My ex-friend Fiann apparently bought some False Elephant Snout in a can from Golden Brand…

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna

May 11, 2017

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna From Not Always Right: Keirran Maree?! Is that Karen or Kieran? From Not Always Right: Leah de Jager?! JAGERMEISTER! From Not Always Right: Eric Justice?! That’s a cool last name! From Not Always Right: Koshka Hellqvist?! From Not Always Working: Icajunihy Usevoruna?! Does she […]

Rainy is a human?! / Holden Johnson?! / A huge sushi boat from Reddit and Lucas!

May 11, 2017

I had a headache today and had to abandon my Tomato Alfredo lunch in favor of a nap at 12. At least I felt better at 3! Then I got email: Jon thinks that there’s a family dinner on Monday at their place. Apparently, there’s going to be a lunch tomorrow at the lards’ place […]