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Nesting partner?! / CREEPY isn’t ableist! / HEAVY BREATHING isn’t fatphobia!

December 16, 2017

I went out early (for me) at 11 on a 407 to London Drugs so I could get an on-sale tall Nescafé coffee canister (December 23, 2016), on-sale De Cecco pasta (farfalle and rigatoni), on-sale Munchies Snack Mix with my last 50¢ (50 cents) off coupon, a Terry’s Chocolate Orange / an on-sale Cadbury dark […]

Touching bread with your tongue! / That’s why I poisoned you! / Pita Taufatofua

December 2, 2017

From George Takei: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue. From We Love To Laugh and I Love Halloween: My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said. “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is all right.” “No, I […]

Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! / Malkin Crosby Long is a kid?! / Seneca Storm?!

November 15, 2017

Steph called me at 2:10 to see whether I was going to a last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow, near Main and 16th. Sure, I guess so… I was due to take a shower anyway, so I did that. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! Malkin Crosby Long?! From Not Always […]

Pumpkin spice Lindt truffles! / Hilroy notebook! / Pads! / Melphineas Zuber?!

November 7, 2017

I went out at 4:25 to get some much-needed Silk almond milk (the one which expired on the 9th smelled off last night – so I threw it out), on-sale pads x2, a Hilroy black journal notebook, and NEW limited-edition pumpkin spice Lindt chocolate truffles. Then I got back at 5:10 on a 407, which […]

Credit card reader amount, BLT Lays chips, tomato soup croutons, Festive Friends

November 1, 2017

I went shopping at 3:55 today after COFFEE TIME: I was planning to get a sandwich, discount Halloween chocolate, and some sensitive toothpaste. Instead, I got this stuff at Shoppers Drug Mart: nut-free Cadbury Festive Friends cookies for Fraser, a discounted Halloween 24-pack of Wunderbar / Caramilk / Mr. Big / Crispy Crunch mini chocolate […]

Vlad, rings and neck braces! / Single on Halloween! / Cereal Killer costume!

October 31, 2017

From Julie: “Look, Vlad, I told you… put a ring on this finger, or the neck brace stays on.” The only reason I’m single on Halloween is because I want all the candy for myself. From The Meta Picture and Funnyism: A cereal killer with Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Lucky Charms, Trix, Frosted Flakes, and Cinnamon […]

Frankenstein dancing! / Severed human head! / Charmin pumpkin spice toilet paper

October 29, 2017

From Julie: Frankenstein dancing! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Dr. Archie Carr’s Cave, and comes across these treasure chests. Bartz says, “There’s a severed human head inside! Should we take it?” Yes or no? OF COURSE WE SHOULD! From Vanessa and For Shits and Giggles: Charmin Pumpkin Spice toilet paper! For […]

Pumpkin pie ice cream, Weeping Reaper blood orange strong ale, Cemen Dip

October 25, 2017

At 6:50, I took a 407 to get to the liquor store so I could pick out a Halloween-themed beer. I got Weeping Reaper blood orange strong ale from the Dead Frog Brewery, which later turned out to be TOO TALL FOR MY FRIDGE! Then I hit up Price Smart for some Western Family store […]

Creepy costumes, MONA LISA SMILE character, Celtic name, novelty seeker

October 19, 2017

“You Are a Serial Killer” Of course, you don’t have a true killer instinct. But you are fascinated by the dark side of life. You disturb people with your knowledge of abnormal psychology. And you love freaking yourself out, too! You are a pretty normal person, but you let another side of your personality out […]

Keeping secrets / Leaf color / Wisdom / Practical magic witch / Ghost name

October 19, 2017

“He’s Keeping You a Secret For Now” Your guy doesn’t seem super psyched to go public with your relationship – at least not totally public. Maybe he’s a private person, or maybe you are just starting to date. It’s nothing to worry about yet. Keep an eye on this guy. Is he as serious about […]