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Mexican stereotype costumes, selling us the newspaper, costing us our lives

April 14, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Tomas Jefferson sees Varik in town. He tells him, “THIS IS THE GREATEST MEXICAN STEREOTYPE COSTUME EVER.” Ness is going through Onett, and knocks on the door of this building. “If you’re trying to sell us the newspaper, go away! We don’t read the paper!” Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo are […]

Butter and salt candy Engrish, temporary goods, Varik + Chaos Theatre gibberish

April 2, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played San Jose at 4 today, and lost 3-1. Of course the Sharks had to get a goal with THREE SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME! From Engrish: Butter and salt candy, with a bonus cow! I am sorry that I cannot tell this deliciousness in a single word. Is HALLOW’S […]

Sapphire on stage, hidden Mr. Saturn, loading text, no playing with cheaters

March 28, 2017

I had to actually ask Braeden whether he’d still be up for going to Doolin’s Pub on Friday, but he said he probably can’t make it because of money issues. I’ve been there, for sure! He should have told me without my having to ask, though. The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost […]

Being OCD, cross-dressing in the bathroom, Gauss, Best Friend Drug Store

March 26, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik meets this man in Twoson near Burglin Park. “I have OCD. I must stand next to signs or I will kill someone.” In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik goes to Dr. Andonuts’ personal Magicant. He knocks on this bathroom door. “Can’t you read? The picture on the door shows a red […]

Vegas Bray, hauling your butt down to the police station, kids using cheat codes

March 10, 2017

From DEADLY WOMEN: Vegas Bray?! In the Onett sequence of HALLOW’S END, Craig uses a Walk-Through-Walls code to get up on the hilltop with the meteorite. Captain Strong tells him, “I should haul your butt down to the station for cheating, but I’m kinda busy right now. Beat it, kid.” In the Onett sequence of […]

Keep Calm and Silent / Jeff Andonuts in HALLOW’S END! / Sphere Theatre cheating!

March 3, 2017

I finally got my tax documents in the mail yesterday, so I called Barry this afternoon. He was helping someone move (and so he didn’t have his appointment book), so he suggested I call him on Monday instead. Then I finally decided to use the Warm Vanilla Sugar body lotion from Chrystal as a birthday […]

My Galloglass dragon looks like Norman Reedus?! / Fanny Chmelar the skiier?!

January 31, 2017

According to Meaww’s “Who’s your lookalike?” quiz, my Galloglass dragon looks like a smoking Norman Reedus. Weird! Julie S. found that out on July 11. From Reddit: Fanny Chmelar?! (fanny smeller)

Origami dragon, demons not washing hands, low bicycle seats, having stubby legs

January 23, 2017

I checked my mail, and got my last late 2016 Christmas card from Rose Fox (rosefox) of Holiday_Wishes! She also gave me an origami paper dragon (red and silver) to “use as a bookmark,” colorful sparkly happy face stickers, party owl stickers, and yellow emotion stickers. Varik, Paula, Jeff, and the Teddy Bear visit Dr. […]

God, please cure my hangover! / Homicidal maniacs / Aliens and bulldozers!

January 14, 2017

From Rob: Please, God, cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again. Also, please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again. From Julie and THE ADDAMS FAMILY: “This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look like everybody else.” says Wednesday Addams. The COGNITIVE DISSONANCE party (Alinivar / […]

Snow and God coming! / A Japanese Halloween Christmas tree! / Let it snow!

December 25, 2016

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I called Steph just now to see if I could get a ride to Christmas dinner, although I’m not thrilled about the idea. At least I could get one… WTF church sign from Our Savior’s Lutheran Church: As snow fell silently, God came. Merry Christmas. Barry told me about this Halloween Christmas tree […]