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Creepy costumes, MONA LISA SMILE character, Celtic name, novelty seeker

October 19, 2017

“You Are a Serial Killer” Of course, you don’t have a true killer instinct. But you are fascinated by the dark side of life. You disturb people with your knowledge of abnormal psychology. And you love freaking yourself out, too! You are a pretty normal person, but you let another side of your personality out […]

Keeping secrets / Leaf color / Wisdom / Practical magic witch / Ghost name

October 19, 2017

“He’s Keeping You a Secret For Now” Your guy doesn’t seem super psyched to go public with your relationship – at least not totally public. Maybe he’s a private person, or maybe you are just starting to date. It’s nothing to worry about yet. Keep an eye on this guy. Is he as serious about […]

Chocolate ice cream Halloween mask looking like poop! / Unsure if fart or shart

October 11, 2017

From Vanessa and Vomitorium: This chocolate ice cream Halloween mask looks like a poop emoji! Baby: That moment when you’re not sure if it was a fart or a shart…

Wayne, Vanessa, IHOP, country fried steak, life as an Albertan, unicorn cake

September 10, 2017

Vanessa sent me a Facebook message at 5:30 wanting to know what I was doing for dinner tonight. I had nothing planned, but I did wonder whether I had forgotten about something! She wanted to come out to Richmond (either IHOP of Denny’s) with her friend Wayne, whom I’d met at her Anton’s birthday dinner. […]

Just eat it! Pizza slice! / Death by Chocolate / Kids Physio having my card!

August 24, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME, I called Kids Physio after Googling the phone number. They actually DID have my red Compass Card because someone found it (presumably in the bathroom), which is a relief! I opted to have them hold it until Ayler’s next appointment on Wednesday. Barry picked me up at 12:30 and we […]

Mexican stereotype costumes, selling us the newspaper, costing us our lives

April 14, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Tomas Jefferson sees Varik in town. He tells him, “THIS IS THE GREATEST MEXICAN STEREOTYPE COSTUME EVER.” Ness is going through Onett, and knocks on the door of this building. “If you’re trying to sell us the newspaper, go away! We don’t read the paper!” Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo are […]

Butter and salt candy Engrish, temporary goods, Varik + Chaos Theatre gibberish

April 2, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played San Jose at 4 today, and lost 3-1. Of course the Sharks had to get a goal with THREE SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME! From Engrish: Butter and salt candy, with a bonus cow! I am sorry that I cannot tell this deliciousness in a single word. Is HALLOW’S […]

Sapphire on stage, hidden Mr. Saturn, loading text, no playing with cheaters

March 28, 2017

I had to actually ask Braeden whether he’d still be up for going to Doolin’s Pub on Friday, but he said he probably can’t make it because of money issues. I’ve been there, for sure! He should have told me without my having to ask, though. The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost […]

Being OCD, cross-dressing in the bathroom, Gauss, Best Friend Drug Store

March 26, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik meets this man in Twoson near Burglin Park. “I have OCD. I must stand next to signs or I will kill someone.” In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik goes to Dr. Andonuts’ personal Magicant. He knocks on this bathroom door. “Can’t you read? The picture on the door shows a red […]

Vegas Bray, hauling your butt down to the police station, kids using cheat codes

March 10, 2017

From DEADLY WOMEN: Vegas Bray?! In the Onett sequence of HALLOW’S END, Craig uses a Walk-Through-Walls code to get up on the hilltop with the meteorite. Captain Strong tells him, “I should haul your butt down to the station for cheating, but I’m kinda busy right now. Beat it, kid.” In the Onett sequence of […]