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Sadria Strong, Jeronta Brown, Chiara Kiara, Kaylie, Tamekia Tameeka, Andre Gay

June 10, 2020

I went shopping at 5:50 on a 401 for NEW Orange Creamsicles-filled TWIZZLERS, NEW Tangy Twizzlers Gummies, Green Tea and Ruby Kit-Kats x2, Silk almond milk with a good expiry date of August 1, and All-Clean lemon mint hand sanitizer x2 as backups for my shopping cart and the chair with masks! Got back at […]

Mistaking kindness for weakness, unsolved murder article, Billie’s 2011 birthday

March 23, 2020

Eric M. says he has a spare 500-watt power supply if needed – PHEW! However, that doesn’t explain the keyboard and mouse freezing! From James: This purple dinosaur (Barney?) is mistaking this rhinoceros’s kindness for weakness. From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: I’m going to cut out a bunch of newspaper […]

Spruce Springclean carpet cleaning?! Pump N Munch?! / CELERY FOR YOUR COLON?!

February 8, 2020

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 7, and lost 6-2, including an empty-netter… the first time we’ve lost four games in a row since November 10! I banned Richard C. Wilson for laughing at my official admin warning telling him to type with proper spelling and punctuation in the Fearsome Canucks Fans Facebook group. My […]

FIRE / Myking Worboys, Bucky Worboys, Shyann Ovalie, Bridgitt Elliott. Katonnah?

May 29, 2019

My neighbors are fucking idiots, I swear. The latest fire alarm today at 5:15 was caused by someone who was SLEEPING WHILE COOKING! Luckily, I got back in at 5:40, but did take my wallet just in case – not my phone, though! I’ll try to remember that next time… UGH! Myking Worboys?! Bucky Worboys?! […]

Keava Jones?! / Anca Susan?! / Willson K. Anita?! / Lavonda Phillips?!

November 16, 2018

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Keava Jones?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Anca Susan?! Just reverse the names! Willson K. Anita?! Again, just reverse the names! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Lavonda Phillips?!

Rainn Wilson! Sunn Wilson! / Zombies rolling eyes! / Covering up poop sounds!

January 20, 2018

From Julie: Rainn Wilson! Sunn Wilson! This zombie says, “Don’t roll your eyes at me!!” to another zombie. From We Love To Laugh: Bathroom tip! Discreetly cover up your poop sounds by continually shrieking at the top of your lungs.

The book of marmalade, Gogo as Emperor Zemus, walking across hot coals and Lego

August 4, 2017

Since I woke up at 7:30 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Hester’s husband Ni and a suite inspector guy came by later at 10:35 for the annual suite inspection. I got the suite inspector guy (who said that the sink was losing its shine – DUH?!) to help me remove that dead mouse […]

Being a tomboy girly girl, fries and rotten children, Shameka Wilson, cunt moon

July 12, 2017

I discovered redrum today… ugh! Then Hester, her husband Ni, and two strong delivery guys dropped by at 1:45 with my BRAND NEW FRIDGE AND FREEZER from Moffat Applicances! That replaced my very old White-Westinghouse fridge and freezer from the 80s, which finally conked out in mid-May or mid-June. I wasn’t impressed when Hester called […]

Ice Tea Baby Jesus Wilson / Sorry I peed, pooped, and barfed on your things!

October 13, 2016

TODAY IS NO BRA DAY! I plan on showering and doing laundry later this afternoon or so. From Reddit: Ice Tea Baby Jesus Wilson?! From Julie: Heartwarming Letters Humor Books! From Julie: Sorry I Pooped In Your Shoe, Sorry I Peed On You, and Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed!

Jekyel Ann Heid, Dingle Foot, Seymour Cocks, Ryan Temple, Pat Klemmensen

September 24, 2016

Jekyel Ann Heid?! From Reddit: Dingle Foot?! From Reddit: Seymour Cocks?! My ex-friend Pat Klemmensen! My ex-friend Ryan Temple!