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Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

Stolen-Ford, Flem-Greene, Cox-Champ, Eid-Bonar, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 24, 2016

Stolen-Ford! Flem-Greene! Cox-Champ! Eid-Bonar! Fillinger-Goode! Annis-Biter! Butt-Peeper! Peters-Stuckenschneider! Fuller-Beers! Outhouse-Burns! King-Woody! Pullen-Wood! Fears-Johnson! Neisser-Ho! (Nicer Ho) Drilling-Cousin! Shaver-Nicely! Gasser-Moore! Bender-Nuckles! Bonar-Fury!

Hyphenated last names can be a VERY bad idea… Long-Wiwi? Beaver-Wetter?

October 13, 2015

This is why you shouldn’t hyphenate your last names when you get married! Looney-Warde! Kuntz-Dick! Drinkwine-Layer! Filler-Quick! Hardy-Harr! Traylor-Hooker! Beaver-Wetter! Wang-Holder! Busch-Rash! Wait, there will be two people named Cynthia Rash, assuming she takes her husband’s name! Best-Lay! Long-Wiwi!

Pesto Shrimp / Philly Steak pizza, flushing myself down the toilet, Morning Yu

September 21, 2015

I called Chinese Eric back, who was on his lunch break – he wished me a belated happy birthday and said he’d checked his email AFTER my birthday event, I told him about baby Fraser being born on his birthday, and we both said we needed to catch up while hanging out when his work […]

SHOOTS AND SCORES: UPDATED! / What my name says / Chardedric / Mytica

August 3, 2015

WordPress has changed its font! I went back to Indigo Spirit today at 2:30 to grab the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Shoots and Scores Updated and Expanded: Updated and Expanded Edition (Bathroom Readers Institute) since Steph borrowed the old edition at the townhouse a long time ago and probably doesn’t have it anymore, then got […]

BARBAPAPA, Germanic languages, lipstick, 1976, Thelma, Lasjuree, Patrina

May 19, 2015

The Google Doodle today took me back about 25 years or so… BARBAPAPA! You Should Learn Old English You have the heart of a scholar, and you are big on reading the classics. So classic, in fact that you may need to learn a medieval language! You find history and language both very fascinating subjects. […]

Birthday Wishes, 2014

September 21, 2014

Email: Vicky L., Jason C., Dan W., Sharon W., Eric H., Denise M., Christon S., Deb L., Dylan L., Steve L., Mandy D.-R. {11} Gmail Chat: Halafax Sam {1} LJ: Carollee (magenta_girl) [also sent me an LJ message], Hockey Pool (mishey22, amythology, myrevival) EndlessBlush {6} Facebook Wall Posts: Cecilia M., Lucas N., Amanda B., Alana […]

500 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW! / Correct grammar and no smileys / Holiday Scene Test

December 2, 2013

Last night, Harmony gave me a bunch of Christmas greeting cards (mostly from the parents) and Show Me How: 500 Things You Should Know – Instructions for Life from the Everyday to the Exotic (Lauren Smith, Derek Fagerstrom) – the book is cool. The cards? Harmony’s are fine, but the ones from the parents are […]

Auntie Paula’s funeral / RED JACKETS / Micah and Isaac welcome / Pho

May 23, 2013

Of course, I was up at 6 AM today! Ugh. It didn’t help that Mom annoyed me by saying stuff about my red jacket – you’re fucking lucky I remembered a dark cap instead of a yellow / printed one! When I die, people should be able to wear whatever color they want. At church, […]

Laundry detergent expires in six months! / 4-0 WIN against Edmonton!

April 4, 2013

NOW Nina wants to be friends on Facebook… I see, I see! Decided to shower and do laundry with PLENTY of time left before tonight’s hockey game against the Oilers. Found out that LAUNDRY DETERGENT IS GOOD FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS OR SO AFTER IT’S OPENED. Guess I should throw out the Rain Forest / […]