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Archive for December 2021

Charly Himmel GIRL, doughnuts and coffee, Conor Hickey, Narwhal Salute Award

December 31, 2021

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE 2021, EVERYONE! I reuploaded all my Merry Christmas Greetings and Happy New Year’s Greetings to Facebook despite a time crunch and incessant annoying messages from Julie! I don’t mind CANUCKS NATION. On Discord PM, I talked briefly to Phil about long goal reviews and the Winter Classic, and to Royale about […]

2021 Yearly Recap!

December 31, 2021

Sliced fish congee from Cindy’s Palace! 2021 Yearly Recap! HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE 2021, EVERYONE! This is the 2021 Yearly Recap. Fitting for the last day of the year, no? 2021 JANUARY * Had my first (and last) “warm discussion” with Atheist over “flirty” winking comments. Potatoes and pie and AdJaco and excuses… UGH! I […]

A Canadian maple leaf and a poop emoji together!

December 31, 2021

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE 2021, EVERYONE! A Canadian maple leaf and a poop emoji because Canadians top everyone else in using them!

Hot and sour soup noodles tripe / A person in a female body?! / Rhian Lowndes?!

December 30, 2021

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE EVE 2021, EVERYONE! I went outside on the balcony in my socks to grab some powdery fresh snow, as I do once every snowfall. Safe, magical, and crispy! The Canucks played the Kings tonight at 7:30, with the game going to overtime and a shootout, where the Canucks lost 2-1. No […]

Breakfast: Astro Original Balkan Raspberry White Chocolate yogurt tub! / SNOW!

December 30, 2021

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE EVE 2021, EVERYONE! Why are there curry stains on the BACK of my grey sweatshirt?! Now I have to do laundry again… grr! At least I don’t have to go around in double layers now… I hope my selfish fuckass neighbor isn’t around. Breakfast: Astro Original Balkan Raspberry White Chocolate yogurt […]

Hockey jerseys! / Cassandritz Blanc? / Spicy Style Sambal Chili rice for dinner!

December 29, 2021

My sweater and hair are full of static! The 2022 World Juniors were cancelled this afternoon with three forfeited games so far because of the coronavirus, so I talked briefly to Phil about it. They should have done a bubble, not done it at the same venue as a wedding in Red Deer… The Canucks […]

Cards Received in 2021, everyone!

December 29, 2021

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. Cards Received in 2021, everyone! This is likely to be the only 100th birthday card that I will ever buy. I didn’t get a chance to get one for Uncle Percy, so this is for Al Jaffee of MAD MAGAZINE! A great big THANK YOU for helping […]

All the NHL logos are wrong on today’s scheduling! / Jazmine, Tamel, and Raun?!

December 28, 2021

My toilet seat is not supposed to be this freezing cold! There’s a Crepe Delicious in the food court and a (pricy) Castella Cheesecake shop near Zara and Sleep Country at Richmond Centre?! I need to try those when the snow all melts! From Reddit and r/canucks: Whoever did the NHL scheduling for today evidently […]

JUDGE JUDY Tuesday Wilcoxon, DR. PHIL Teaka, shopping in RPGs, HEHE tombstone

December 27, 2021

Too spicy for Facebook: Apparently, saying someone “committed suicide” is “Victim-blaming” and we should say they “completed” it instead. Why are we softening it? I realize that the EFFECTS of suicide are terrible, but COME ON NOW. Gen Z Redditors are stupid! Speaking of stupid opinions: I left a Facebook VANCOUVER CANUCKS group with insanely […]

Toilet surrounded with assholes / Screenshot fart and sneeze / Where Do You Poop

December 27, 2021

From Reddit and r/funny: A psychiatrist says to his toilet patient, “Of course you’re depressed… You surround yourself with assholes!” From Julie and Dad Jokes: FUN FACT! If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot. SHARTING! WHERE DO YOU POOP? book?!