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Doctor Unheimlich, Th (TheLoadedDog)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withThat0neGuy’s Disorder Cause: pollen Symptoms: dizziness, sudden bad poetry, urine retention, vertigo Cure: exercise Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withThe4Sakkenosis Cause: bee sting Symptoms: loss of dress sense, dry skin, blotchy skin Cure: click heels together three times Enter […]

It’s the Year of the Rat!

February 7, 2008

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! It’s the year of the RAT! Ah, the joys of phone conversations with my mother… 1. “Can you tell me what my library card number is? Jon has it memorized…” No, I can’t tell you what it is. The only reason my brother has it memorized […]

This is where I say what I really think…

February 5, 2008

Okay, I’ve been thinking sad things too much today. I KNOW THIS. However, it doesn’t look like there’s a way out of the current situation since I’m really hurt by this! To borrow a phrase: It’s like someone stabbed me in the back, blamed me for being stabbed, and then had someone else repeatedly poke […]