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Gold, silver, and bronze Sharpies! / Gibberish T-shirt / Dim sum lunch HI!

July 20, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out to celebrate Dad’s birthday – UGH! At least I got the Samyang 2X spicy Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen (chicken with a bomb!) noodles for Jon from Big Crazy, haha! To kill some time after leaving way early at 10:05 on a 407, I went to Shoppers and […]

Attacking flying dragon, dragon blowing out candles, drowning buckets of urine

July 7, 2017

From Krista: Attacking flying green dragon! From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: The dilemma of blowing out candles when you’re a fire-breathing dragon… The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party stays overnight at Tycoon Castle after seeing the Ruined City rise up in the sky. Faris tells Lenna, “The next morning, I killed my mother in her […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Imgur Bad and Unique Name Albums!

July 7, 2017

Last night, I finished uploading all my 2600 Bad and Unique Baby Names photos to Imgur in seven albums! I was up at 6:55 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Imgur Bad and Unique Baby Names Albums! http://imgur.com/a/w0quF (Awkward Wedding Name Combos!) http://imgur.com/a/AD2Bo (Bad and Unique Baby Names 1!) http://imgur.com/a/HHLsm (Bad and Unique […]

Misspelling Michael TWICE in the NHL?! (Ferland and Haley) / Not acting my age!

July 5, 2017

Lisa got my birthday card… YAY! 😀 From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, he’s not the only one in the NHL, either… From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, […]

Josephus Eggelletion?! / I don’t like the thing! Okay. / Sephora makeup bag!

June 27, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Josephus Eggelletion?! From Reddit: Man yells, “I DON’T LIKE THING.” An angel comes down from heaven with a note for him: “Okay.” From Reddit on August 2, 2015: You wouldn’t have accidentally dropped your Sephora makeup bag if you’d had a good […]

A dragon and a castle / Cloud water dragon / Meeting up with Teunis: PERCY!

June 21, 2017

I think it’s amusing that I’m mentioning Teunis and Krista in the same post since they used to go out with each other and are now exes, haha. 😀 After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:15 to mail Lisa’s Twisted Whiskers goldfish in martini birthday card to her at the London Drugs post […]

Finally getting together with Chrystal at Menya! / A T-cup bra from Reddit!

June 9, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway Station London Drugs. She definitely appreciated her 35 index cards for her 35th birthday, the Rose and Robin solid chocolate 200g Easter bunny, the giant Dreamworks Trolls milk chocolate heart, the two Christmas Mix packs of Coconut / Red Apple / […]

Ayler is FIVE! WOW! / Tunnels and square roots! / Vegetables attacked with ham!

May 26, 2017

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 5 (just getting the 401) to see Ayler and Hiero for a while for Ayler’s fifth birthday as I’d planned with Harmony yesterday, who said it was sweet of me. I had Hiero’s peace sign / ice cream / cupcake / doughnut / SESAME STREET / cats […]

SAAH DeixaFicar?! (not Sarah?!) / A beaver blocking a Tim Horton’s drive-thru!

May 25, 2017

I found four Lee Kum Kee sriracha chili ketchup packets in the fridge from my birthday in mid-September, so I used them on some Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks for breakfast. The result was quite good! Tonight, I showered. From Not Always Friendly and Not Always Romantic: Saah DeixaFicar?! Did her parents forget the R in SARAH? […]

Awkward Family Photos: 80s / 90s / early 2000s Edition! Manning Park and Gilroy!

May 21, 2017

Here I am at home with my coloring book and toys in July 1982! Jon’s first birthday in November 1982: Grandma, me, Jon, Mom, and Dad. The NG siblings in 1985! The NG siblings, Christmas 1985! Disneyland in 1992: me, Mom, Steph, Grandma, and Jon! Steph, Dawn, and me at the Steveston Salmon Festival on […]