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Toothbrush bristles are NOT Brussels! / Kids should be playing Nintendo games!

November 28, 2019

I was barely awake or coherent this morning, and snarked at a few people about their assumption that EVERYONE has Thanksgiving today. Also added Kate to Hangouts – she thought that Mike’s email address was hilarious! Facebook was also down this morning, and now I can’t seem to tag anyone! UGH! From Reddit on June […]

Chinatown, Wisconsin?! / Karen on 911 ensuring Kyle’s death va shooting!

November 26, 2019

I attempted some packing – the backpack is fine for now, but the suitcase’s handle is off?! UGH! Chinatown, Wisconsin?! From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911. “It’s my husband. I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve killed him.” 911 Operator: “Please […]

Word Counter Tool / 36 and 24 is a pretty major age gap! / Maranda Johnson?!

November 22, 2019

Went to London Drugs at 3:15 on a 407 to get some cheaper Advent calendars x7, which I finally found in the form of on-sale $2 Windel Advent calendars. I’m not paying $9 for one, LINDT! I also got American Greetings Christmas stickers x5 (ornaments / cats / dogs / snowflakes / reindeer / winter), […]

Chandrika Creech?! / Kam McLeod and Bryer Schmegelsky?! Yum, Breyer’s ice cream!

November 21, 2019

From CRIME WATCH DAILY: Chandrika Creech?! She isn’t even black! From Global BC on July 23, 2019: Kam McLeod and Bryer Schmegelsky?! BAD SPELLING OF CAM! Also, it should be Bryan! Bryer just makes me think of yummy Breyer’s ice cream! Good thing they killed themselves on August 7!

George, Washington?! / Mixed messages about dumping your dead body in the river!

November 17, 2019

Bunnies outside in mid-November! Dr. Oetker Chocolate Brownie Cake, the last of the four new flavors! George, Washington?! From Janina: Somewhere along the way, you got the impression that I won’t kill you and dump your body in the river. I apologize for sending mixed messages.

No Name, Colorado?! / Tinkerbell hanging herself / Dick Dietz and baseball?!

November 14, 2019

No Name, Colorado?! From Janina: It’s supposed to say “Dream.” The shadow says “Die” and looks like Tinkerbell hung herself. Dick Dietz played for the Braves?!

Winnie the Pooh taking a poop at lunch and at work!

November 7, 2019

At least I texted Frances yesterday to wish her a happy early birthday! Auntie Bessy wants to meet up with me for breakfast tomorrow at 9 AM near Kam Do Bakery. Sure, I guess so. Winnie the Pooh on Reddit: Taking a poop on your lunch break vs. taking a poop after clocking in for […]

Å, Norway?! / Mendolssohn Uy?! MUSIC! / Esenam Loveopuko?! What the heck?!

November 2, 2019

The Canucks played San Jose tonight at 7, and won 5-2 with Demko in net after a 4-0 lead! Å, Norway?! Mendelssohn Uy?! Someone’s parents REALLY liked Felix Mendelssohn and classical music… From a Livejournal Facebook group member request: Esenam Loveopuko?! So, you love to puke?! Also, she describes herself as a HE and HIM, […]

Santa Claus, Indiana?! / MR. TONY IS FULL OF BALONEY?! What a book!

October 25, 2019

I left at 1:20 on a 401 to see Rishu at Touchstone at 2:45, and got home at 4:50 on a 407. Man, I really needed to pee! I didn’t have time to close my apartment door! It was so windy outside that the wind practically blew me into the crosswalk at Richmond Centre, but […]

Hell, Michigan?! / Burger King, Rambo, and Facebook are banned in Mexico?!

October 19, 2019

COFFEE TIME! Do not join the r/Canucks Discord server! The mods and admins are all rude immature teenagers who think that I, a grown woman, am “disrespecting them” by posting a VERY sanitized rant about people who “need” Reddit reminders about the two 10 AM games this weekend. Just set an alarm, dude… no need […]