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Samyang curry terrorist noodles, OREGON TRAIL coronavirus, SHE and HER

April 1, 2020

Overpriced lemon-mint hand sanitizer! It’s April Fools Day 2020 today. UGH! I went out at 5:35 on a 407 to do some shopping at London Drugs. Then I got NEW All Clean lemon-mint spray hand sanitizer for $2 cheaper than the pharmacy next door, on-sale Natural Choice multi-purpose printer paper, on-sale HERSHEY’S cookies and cream […]

Chocolate birthday cake! / Batman Happy Birthday! / Jerimy?! / Dehydrated mud!

March 31, 2020

Took a shower tonight and noted that this foliage shower curtain seems to be doing its job right now. It seems to have more coverage area than the old Splash shower curtain, so that’s good. There was a lot of noise right outside my window around 6:50 PM – unmarked police cars, marked police cars, […]

Moscow and Drinker, Pennsylvania?! / Jacoba, Rendy, and Karah Albers?! WHAT?!

March 20, 2020

I discovered redrum AGAIN this morning – I THOUGHT I TOOK CARE OF THIS TWO WEEKS AGO! Good thing I didn’t bleed onto the bed! Called Shoppers to see if they had a toilet paper shipment, and left right after I got a YES answer at 9:10 on a 401. I remembered the brand new […]

French Woods, Lordville, Stalker, Lookout, Galilee?! / Easter 2020 Peeps Crocs?!

March 15, 2020

I went out at 12:30 on a 401 to London Drugs so I could get some NEW on-sale purple Dentyne Midnight Mint gum / a MARTEX bath towel / on-sale oversized Angel Oak towels x2 / on-sale Grand Patrician 400 thread count standard pillowcases x2 / Pine-Sol cleaning formula x2 in Spring Blossom and Lavender […]

Full moon and a lunar eclipse! / Hop Bottom, Pennsylvania?! / Plastic cake box!

March 13, 2020

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: Lucky or unlucky? March 13, 1998, was a Friday the 13th with a full Moon and a lunar eclipse. It’s Friday the 13th today! I showered and did laundry this morning, then made reservations at the Cascade Room for tomorrow. Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map […]

Chili, blocks, broccoli, and mango pudding / SESAME STREET muppet generator

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:10 on a 401 to help with the kids. Surprisingly, I just managed to get the 3 despite the elevator buttons not responding to my commands. I got to the house at 4:10 despite an electric scooter not knowing how to maneuver smoothly on […]

Hands On Children Museum?! Dog and Cat Repair?! / Small and big DUMPSTER FIRES!

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! The Canucks played the Islanders tonight at 7, and won 5-4 in overtime and the SHOOTOUT just now! Thanks, refs… From Julie and Anorak UK: Hands On Children Museum?! Dog and Cat Repair?! From Discord: A small dumpster fire! From Discord: Dumpster fire emote, enlarged!

Schwing tombstone?! PARTY ON! / Superfriends isn’t toxic! / DIDIBUG! / LICKING!

March 3, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 401 which JUST waited for me to help with the kids. Six minutes according to the new Translink website is not enough time to be comfortable – ten is way better! I got to the house at 4, managing to have a text conversation with […]

ERIC HO! LEAP YEAR 2020 GAME! / Leap Year Frog! Leap Day Facts! / Quiche!

February 29, 2020

MORE COFFEE TIME! IT IS LEAP YEAR 2020 TODAY! The Canucks played the Leafs today at 4, and lost 4-2… DAMN EMPTY-NET GOALS AND MY BIRTHDAY BUDDY AUSTON MATTHEWS! Eric Ho confirmed yesterday via text that he was coming over, and also called me at 12:10 to iron out some details, so YAY! I got […]

Joeffre Kolosky? VERY BAD SPELLING OF GEOFFREY! / Incorrect password frustration

February 29, 2020

COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME! IT IS LEAP YEAR 2020 TODAY! FEBRUARY 29! FEB. 29! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Joeffre Kolosky?! VERY BAD SPELLING OF GEOFFREY! Reminds me of Joffre Lake around Pemberton, BC! From Julie: Password is incorrect. Password is incorrect. *changes password* New password can’t be the same as an old […]