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The ninja motto, Happy Wolf, Metrosexual Wolf, Sleepy Wolf and drugs, Doc Wolf

November 22, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Penguins at 4 today, and won 5-2! After the game and the latest SCARY MYSTERIES Youtube video upload, I went shopping at London Drugs at 7:05. I got assorted stickers for Fraser (PAW PATROL / BATMAN / FINDING DORY), a musical hockey Christmas card with THE HOCKEY SONG, on-sale […]

You-Ram-Bah! / Super Spinning Moon Dragon Strike! / Lonely Wolf’s conception

November 22, 2017

I paid my Shaw bill online today. Then I called Chrystal at work at 1:10 to try arranging a time to get together during her time off. We finally decided on December 14 at 7 at the Broadway London Drugs. After that, I got Jimmy’s address for Christmas card purposes, muhahaha! I think I’ll repurpose […]

Green dragon fire! / Baby Henry and Santa hat! / Sidewalks, tacos, lime juice

November 20, 2017

At 2:45, I went to the pharmacy next door to check on the status of my new birth control prescription since I only have a week’s worth of Minoral. The new pharmacist said that I could pick it up tomorrow afternoon, which is good! Vanessa sent me a Facebook message at 4:45 to say that […]

Charles Manson dead! / Doge birthday card! / Bedamned clapperclaw! Archeoavis!

November 19, 2017

Charles Manson is finally dead! May his victims’ families find more peace! Hey, here’s a Doge birthday card! “Such birthday. Wow. Much Cake. Wow. Such age. Very celebrate.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris come across King Tycoon after fighting their way through the Ronka Ruins in FINAL FANTASY V. He has this to say about […]

Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! / The hiryuu dragon contracted syphilis?! / Bike boats

November 16, 2017

Helen S. unfriended me for some weird reason! The Canucks played the NEW Las Vegas Golden Knights at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. At the Bal Castle gate in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, these soldiers are chanting. “TALUBSI! ADULA! ULU! BAACHUR! Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! Come forth!” “Why are we the only ones who take this […]

Glow-in-the-dark boobs sign! / Dytazia?! / Occupying a venue! / Petula Dvorak?!

November 16, 2017

From Mikki: I’m not sure what this warning sign is about, but it seems to include glow-in-the-dark boobs and a large swimming penis… From Julie: Dytazia?! From NZ Metal Army: “OCCUPY a fucking venue! Get your lazy fat ass to a gig!” This is the only #OCCUPY thing I understand. (except for the Cookie Monster […]

David Corn?! Dark Lord Yog-Sothoth / Eating Galuf’s chocolate moogle

November 9, 2017

The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Julie: David Corn?! At Bal Castle in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Galuf tells the party about the cult he started. He is preparing to sacrifice Bartz. “But it’s too late now! Prepare to meet our dark lord… Yog-Sothoth!” At the save point in the […]

I want Venus the singer’s autograph on an eraser, toilet paper, or banana peels!

November 9, 2017

I left at 2:30 in warmer rainy weather for my appointment with Dr. Ruby, just managing to get the 403 from Brighouse. Yeah, I know the Minoral generic is strong, but it isn’t helpful if blood breaks out anyway! After getting yet another new prescription, I went to Big Crazy for a $5 bag of […]

SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Musha, the Musha fountain, Eric Nihilist

November 8, 2017

I had to take a shower today. This is the beginning screen of SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE. “Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach were living in peace in the Mushroom World. Then, Bowser came and has put this world into deep darkness. No wind. Earth rots. Wild sea. Mario and his friends are going to fight […]

Creeping crawdads! The Cray Claw with cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes!

November 8, 2017

Since redrum seems to be taking forever to get out of here, I called Dr. Ruby at 10:30 to schedule an appointment. I didn’t mind if it was tomorrow, so I picked tomorrow afternoon at 3! Then Lena told me later over Facebook messages that her Lindt gingerbread chocolates and bonus Hanukkah card had made […]