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What’s Your Pirate Name? Talk Like A Pirate Day name generator! / NFL? No! NHL!

September 19, 2020

mIt’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! Eric Ho texted me to talk about the Tampa Bay-Dallas Stanley Cup Final, how they’d just been going to nearby eateries or Hong Kong-style caf├ęs, and whether “E. Whitty” (white Eric!) would like to get together for ALL our belated birthdays. (again with the black rap names for […]

Wednessday Ezaki AKA Wenzday Ezaki?! BAD SPELLING! Pansexual?! Ha ha ha, NO!

July 1, 2020

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020! 153 YEARS OLD! From the comments on a George Takei article about a student in a wheelchair: Wednessday Ezaki AKA Wenzday Ezaki?! Of COURSE Facebook won’t let you spell your name that way… it’s BAD SPELLING! Pansexual – just say “bisexual.” I hate the “AF” abbreviation for “as fuck,” although the […]

Dragon hoarding books, red dragon with wedding cake, enlarged cool green dragon

April 23, 2020

I finally showered and did laundry today, no thanks to some lazy fuck who couldn’t be bothered to take his laundry out of the washing machine when it was done, or to the lazy people who haven’t fixed or replaced the second-floor washing machine yet after A YEAR! A black-white dragon’s hoard of books! From […]

Uncle Ben’s Smokey Rice / Girl with 1000 letters in her name! GUINNESS RECORD!

April 23, 2020

Uncle Ben’s Smokey Rice! Girl with 1000 Letters In Her Name! GUINNESS WORLD RECORD! APOSTROPHE! Her given name is: Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshen kescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnae renquellenendrasamecashaunettethalem eicoleshiwhalhinive’onchellecaundenesh eaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesa undrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneya vondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesce ellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicanneles ciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenescea undrieaquenttaekatilyaevea’shauwneorali aevaekizzieshiyjuanewandaleccianneren eitheliapreciousnesceverroneccalovelia tyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleon patrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloies alynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparis salondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetia quaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaun nehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarl inaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaot relleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequcka gailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoent escacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiat angoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirl enescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquin ettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamae bellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohny aetheodoradilcyana Koyaanisqatsiuthawyhaiashieakhauwnne Williams.

George, Washington?! / Mixed messages about dumping your dead body in the river!

November 17, 2019

Bunnies outside in mid-November! Dr. Oetker Chocolate Brownie Cake, the last of the four new flavors! George, Washington?! From Janina: Somewhere along the way, you got the impression that I won’t kill you and dump your body in the river. I apologize for sending mixed messages.

Chastity Gooch Fant?! / Judge Richard Boner?! / Cycle Path! Psycho Path!

July 19, 2019

I went to London Drugs at 1:30 on a 401 (where a guy was WEARING A TOQUE?!) to get on-sale NEW Heidi Chocolate Intense / Ginger / Himalayan Salt chocolate bars for Chinese Eric’s birthday, two GIBSON owl mugs, two on-sale GUM toothbrushes, one big 300 mL Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa medicine bottle which […]

Jaceon?! / Mikia?! / Dakota guy?! / Jaysin?! / Jaydin?! / Janiene?!

April 23, 2019

I showered today after going to the pharmacy next door at 2 to refill my birth control prescription and buy $2 hand sanitzer x5. Good thing, too – there’s going to be ANOTHER WATER SHUTOFF tomorrow from 8 AM to 5 PM! UGH! From Julie: Jaceon?! Is that another bad spelling of Jason?! From Julie: […]

Baby white dragon, purple dragon skull, dragon fireplace, glassblown dragons

February 22, 2019

I discovered that Connie Su had unfriended me on Facebook – okay, then! Those VCEFC and Daniel Fellowship days were a long time ago, but still?! Chrissy just got banned for a month, not unfriended me. Phew! I called Chrystal at work at 11:05 to set up a get-together at the usual place, and March […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 16! / Sleeping pills and laxatives! / Live, fart, laugh!

March 6, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Winter Creek oysters from my place. I can’t open them even WITH the Starfrit jar opener! Since I now can’t open the pesky Winter Creek raw oyster jars even WITH the Starfrit jar opener, I decided to go return them at Price Smart when I went out at 5:30 on […]

Do not elect Donald Trump! / Gandalf at Applebee’s! / Jay-Z! Jay-Zzzzzzz!

February 7, 2018

Barry called me at 11:40 to see if I could reschedule the appointment on Wednesday the 21st to the next day (the 22nd – a Thursday) at 10:45 AM since he had to take someone to the doctor. I guess so… From Paul Saxberg and Pete: Dear America: You elected George H.W. Bush. We gave […]