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Philicity Lafreniere arrested on an ice floe / Jill Evensizer / Leonore Winterer

December 15, 2017

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3 thanks to a goal by Sam Gagner! NO MORE LOSING STREAK! 😀 From my UNCANNY Bathroom Reader #29: Philicity Lafreniere?! That’s not how you spell Felicity! From Not Always Working: Jill Evensizer?! What if she wears an […]

Snowmen sneezing and falling over, stabbing something 3000 times, Bekka Pate

December 13, 2017

I did laundry after a shower today. The Canucks played Nashville at 7 tonight, and lost 7-1. Ugh! From Wesley: A snowman says, “I didn’t mean to sneeze” since his snowman friend fell over because of the sneeze’s force! The first snowman’s carrot nose went into the second snowman’s bum! From George Takei: I’m so […]

Touching bread with your tongue! / That’s why I poisoned you! / Pita Taufatofua

December 2, 2017

From George Takei: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue. From We Love To Laugh and I Love Halloween: My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said. “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is all right.” “No, I […]

Fruit pastilles NOT being cough drops! / Haunted French pancakes and crepes!

September 17, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #2 against the NEW Las Vegas Golden Knights at 2 today, and lost 9-4. Silly London Drugs… fruit pastilles are NOT cough drops, which is what I searched for on the website back in June! From George Takei: Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Solving Rubik’s Cube problems / No airhorn to wake a baby! / BEFORE, not B4!

September 7, 2017

I got a baby intro photo card from Steph and Lisa in the mail for baby Henry – very nice! I’m not going to comment on the spelling of “shenanigans,” though! Steph said that Shaun did comment on it, haha! From Julie S. and Funnyjunk: I deal with my problems by painting over the squares […]

Empowering or engaging / YOU’VE GOT MAIL / Specifying a date in the future?

September 7, 2017

“You Enhance Lives” You’re the type of person who likes to work quietly behind the scenes. Very few people notice all that you do. You love to help, but you aren’t looking for credit. You know that you do a lot simply being there for others. You are steady, dependable, and loyal. You aren’t just […]

Gala Loam, Hahn Ackles, Huck Perry, Kaycee McEwen, Immortan Jorge, Dontonyo

September 3, 2017

I asked Jon via FB message if the birthday dinner for Eric was still going on. It’s apparently tonight at Jeremy’s at 5:30. Sounds good! I definitely have some extra cash! From Not Always Right: Gala Loam?! From Not Always Working: Hahn Ackles?! From Not Always Right: Huck Perry?! He’s also a furry… From Not […]

Gungho faking it in Mysidia, Freek de Jonge and Hella Asser, serving sizes

July 18, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later on, I learned that I’m an aunt again to Nephew #4, Henry, who was born at about 6 AM! I approve of the first and middle names. In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Strago and the party defeat Astos […]

British baby names from 1861!

June 29, 2017

From Reddit: British baby names from 1861! Last names are in parentheses. BOYS: Abijah Edwin, Algernon Angell James, Anchor Thomas (Carrier), Aquilla Cornelius, Arthur Nehemiah, Augustus Adalbert Evelyn, Carnavon Lewis, Charles Hercules Mylz, Clarence Alured, Demas Joseph, Edinborough, Enos Ezra, Epiphany Cole Grose, Fitzroy Chichester, Foxcrowle Percival, Fray Mohawk, Galenus George, Granville Montague, Homer Christopher, […]

George Foreman and his children, customers wanting receipts, Kefka and darkness

May 31, 2017

From Reddit: George Foreman named some of his kids Freeda George, Georgetta, George Edward II, George Edward III, George Edward IV, George Edward V, and George Edward VI?! From James: Asks customer if they want receipt. Customer says no. Customer really wants receipt. What?! Kefka in Mysidia after getting all the Espers and Crystal Shards: […]