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Grumpy Cat on heart transplants, Only Puke as Chinese food, the Grammar Police

December 15, 2016

Grumpy Cat: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died. From Julie: Only Puke as Chinese food?! From Janina: The grammar police ARE always watching!

Pads, underwear, the uterus, mega-tampons, not changing panties, REJECTED period

November 10, 2016

I discovered redrum AGAIN, courtesy of a bloodstain on my mattress – NOT PLEASED! I knew I felt “off” for a reason! When I don’t wear a pad, I get massive blood flow. When I do wear a pad, I wonder where it went! From Whisper: R.I.P. to all my underwear I lost on the […]

REJECTED pictures: Airplane Pig, Silly Hats Only, My Spoon Is Too Big, Sodium!

April 13, 2016

Say, do you want to go see a movie? I am feeling fat, and sassy! *blood spraying* Poopy’s taking his first steps! Oh, honey! Come quick! Poopy’s taking his first steps! My spoon is too big! (from Deviant Art) My spoon is too big! Why is my spoon so big?! Rabbit guy running from stuff […]

Dick Dickey, Spiffy Evans, Justice / Godspower / Wisdom / Loveth Offor?!

March 18, 2016

The Canucks played the Oilers at 6 tonight, and lost 2-0. Dick Dickey?! Spiffy Evans?! Justice, Godspower, Wisdom, and Loveth Offor?!

Cleaning hair with body wash?! / Toilet paper, REJECTED snowmen, toilets

December 2, 2015

I almost washed my hair with Irish Spring body wash last night, haha – I’m losing it! Then I tried eating my beef soup with a fork instead of a spoon just now – WTF?! Also, I discovered redrum when I got up this morning – time for Advil, all right! Vanessa told me a […]

28 Cool Russian Names, finishing Unheimlich, Corey on Facebook, Velveeta shells and cheese

October 23, 2014

Top 28 Cool Russian Names: Dazdraperma, Dazdranagon, Traktor, Iskra, Vaterpezhekosma, Kukutsapol, Avanchel, Diktatura, Ideya, Uryurvkos, Luna, Raketa, Energiya, Zolushka, Rossiya, BOCH pVF 260602, Login, Olimpiada, Gospodin, Mir, Tsvetochek, Solnyshko, Tsezar, Mark Aurelius, Kosmos, India, Vishnya, and Viagra I told Corey last night on Gmail chat that I’d left my computer on for about four nights […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Mp-Mz (Murse)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMr_Chicken’s Disease Cause: cursed Japanese video Symptoms: mania, sneezing, frequent hot flushes, vague levitation Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMr_Glass’ Syndrome Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: punning, sudden fatigue, floating hair Cure: attempt to repeat […]

Toonies, colonies, Stefan Molyneux, Martin, free days, green tea Kit-Kats, and monkeys

October 4, 2014

Mike and I discussed cuddling, his going to Superstore and Big Crazy before it got busy, nose hairs, WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?, colonies, his playing as Napoleon in RISE OF NATIONS, his taking a shower, receipts on his table, refilling the Coffeemate, my being morbid since I like listening to murder confessions […]

Mike’s birthday dinner at Lin’s / Getting to watch JACK BAUER at Richard’s!

July 8, 2014

I wasn’t impressed when the usual suspect called me at 5 to figure out plans for tonight, because I figured that I would miss JACK BAUER TIME! Apparently, he’d also misplaced my spare keys, but managed to find them before he got off the phone – GOOD! He went over here and presented me with […]

Cioppino’s, fancy Italian food, Ivy, seafood bouillabaise, cannoli, and tiramisu

May 3, 2014

Mike called at 4:50 yesterday to request permission to come over later, which I did not grant. He seemed resigned to it, and came over by 5:30. He and I sorted out what I was going to wear, then watched some Youtube videos and looked up Dark and Stormy rum on Wikipedia before I insisted […]