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Moon, Pennsylvania?! / Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 as Albin?!

October 20, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers today at 10 AM again because of MORE “lovely” East Coast scheduling, and won 3-2 in a crazy game even though they lost the shutout bid thanks to Trouba! Moon, Pennsylvania?! Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, pronounced as Albin?! From Not Always Right: The Earth revolves around the sun! This might upset […]

No Troy?! / Jaszmyne, D’Quion as Day-Quan, Desirae, Tee?! / Dave Assman?!

April 16, 2019

Troy unfriended me from Facebook again – okay, then! From Julie: Jaszmyne?! BAD SPELLING! Just pick S or Z, not both at once! Makes it harder to spell, really. From Julie: D’Quion?! It is pronounced DAY-QUAN for some reason. I would have gone with DE-KEON or something. From Julie: Desirae?! What was wrong with Desiree?! […]

FIRE / Hitler Alba Sanchez, Lennin Vladimir Rodriguez Valverde, Osama Vinladen?!

December 3, 2018

There was a fire alarm at about 1 PM, so I threw away fuzzy socks with holes in them, and got proper woolly socks / a thin toque / a winter coat because I thought it was going to be a false fire alarm as usual. Nope, it was actually the first REAL fire scare […]

Grumpy Cat on heart transplants, Only Puke as Chinese food, the Grammar Police

December 15, 2016

Grumpy Cat: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died. From Julie: Only Puke as Chinese food?! From Janina: The grammar police ARE always watching!

Pads, underwear, the uterus, mega-tampons, not changing panties, REJECTED period

November 10, 2016

I discovered redrum AGAIN, courtesy of a bloodstain on my mattress – NOT PLEASED! I knew I felt “off” for a reason! When I don’t wear a pad, I get massive blood flow. When I do wear a pad, I wonder where it went! From Whisper: R.I.P. to all my underwear I lost on the […]

REJECTED pictures: Airplane Pig, Silly Hats Only, My Spoon Is Too Big, Sodium!

April 13, 2016

Say, do you want to go see a movie? I am feeling fat, and sassy! *blood spraying* Poopy’s taking his first steps! Oh, honey! Come quick! Poopy’s taking his first steps! My spoon is too big! (from Deviant Art) My spoon is too big! Why is my spoon so big?! Rabbit guy running from stuff […]

Dick Dickey, Spiffy Evans, Justice / Godspower / Wisdom / Loveth Offor?!

March 18, 2016

The Canucks played the Oilers at 6 tonight, and lost 2-0. Dick Dickey?! Spiffy Evans?! Justice, Godspower, Wisdom, and Loveth Offor?!

Cleaning hair with body wash?! / Toilet paper, REJECTED snowmen, toilets

December 2, 2015

I almost washed my hair with Irish Spring body wash last night, haha – I’m losing it! Then I tried eating my beef soup with a fork instead of a spoon just now – WTF?! Also, I discovered redrum when I got up this morning – time for Advil, all right! Vanessa told me a […]

28 Cool Russian Names, finishing Unheimlich, Corey on Facebook, Velveeta shells and cheese

October 23, 2014

Top 28 Cool Russian Names: Dazdraperma, Dazdranagon, Traktor, Iskra, Vaterpezhekosma, Kukutsapol, Avanchel, Diktatura, Ideya, Uryurvkos, Luna, Raketa, Energiya, Zolushka, Rossiya, BOCH pVF 260602, Login, Olimpiada, Gospodin, Mir, Tsvetochek, Solnyshko, Tsezar, Mark Aurelius, Kosmos, India, Vishnya, and Viagra I told Corey last night on Gmail chat that I’d left my computer on for about four nights […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Mp-Mz (Murse)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMr_Chicken’s Disease Cause: cursed Japanese video Symptoms: mania, sneezing, frequent hot flushes, vague levitation Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMr_Glass’ Syndrome Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: punning, sudden fatigue, floating hair Cure: attempt to repeat […]