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Timmothy Pitzen?! / Jared Spurgeon?! / Keon Barnum?! / Oshane Ximenes?!

August 5, 2019

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Timmothy Pitzen?! BAD SPELLING OF TIMOTHY! Jared Spurgeon?! Keon Barnum?! Osane Ximines?! Advertisements

Pooping gumball iPhone case, THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, Shittens wipes

July 12, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Pooping gumball iPhone case! THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK?! Alice sent this to me in May! From Julie: Shittens?! Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes?!

Kwong Chow! / Red Rose tea / Habanero sauce! / Wednesday?! / Kermit Sprinkles?!

July 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out at 4:10 on a 407 for a Kwong Chow dinner. Since I was out anyway, I bought three pairs of London Naturals foam scour sponges, a Snapple half and half iced tea / lemonade for aspirin purposes, and a bag of 20 KitKat chocolate mini-bars for National […]

Cimina, Shayna, Sharekka, Jamy, Montez, Rae’Shon, Shariah, and Josiah?!

June 29, 2019

From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Cimina?! Reminds me of cinnamon or Cimona’s in Steveston! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Shayna?! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Sharekka?! From Julie: Isaiah is fine, but Jamy?! From […]

Melanee, another Cortez, Aubree, Candace, Nico, Taliyah, and Unique?! WHAT?!

June 19, 2019

I went out at 12:15 on a 401 to go to London Drugs and look for 3×5 Mead index cards, since my stock was running low. Turns out I wasn’t really running out of them, but whatever. I finally found them at just slightly higher than eye level with the notebooks and papers, and decided […]

Father’s Day dinner / Police K9 biting a guy!

June 16, 2019

After SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME, I went out to Kwong Chow at 4:50 because I had to go to a Father’s Day dinner. I was in time for the 401, at least. Ended up JUST missing a couple of 25 buses at King Edward, but whatever. I was prepared to walk from 25th to […]

Princess, Za’Nyla, Jovia, Perfect Passion, and Pope Thrower?!

June 6, 2019

I showered today. From Julie: Princess?! She looks constipated… From Julie: Za’Nyla?! From Julie: Jovia?! Makes me think of Bon Jovi… and Rick claims he can only make boys?! HA HA HA! From Julie: Perfect Passion?! Pope Thrower?!

Camdyn, Cayson, Callie, and Catlan?! / Molei Wright?! / DeOrr Kunz, Junior?!

May 31, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I will go out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Should be okay for our last month! From Julie: Callie is fine, but Camdyn and Cayson?! BAD SPELLING OF CAMDEN! From Julie: This guy is named Catlan?! Reminds me of Catalan… From READER’S DIGEST: Molei Wright?! […]

Harlem, Dawna, Rakeem, Ka’Shayla, Myla, Passion, and Johnell?! / McCartney?!

May 27, 2019

From Julie: Harlem?! Did you REALLY want to name your baby after the ghetto?! From Julie: Dawna?! BAD SPELLING OF DONNA! From Julie: Rakeem?! From Julie: Ka’Shayla?! From Julie: Myla?! As in OH MYLANTA?! I used to know someone named Mylene Giroux at Palmer, but at least that was French! From Julie: Passion?! From Julie: […]

Reign, Jedidiah, Desiree, Jalyn, Devountae, Kenley, Omir, Ladaisha, and Tequila?

May 23, 2019

From Julie: Reign?! Not even Raine or Rainn?! From Julie: Jedidiah seems like a very ancient Biblical name for a 21st century kid… who are you, Jedidiah Duggar?! From Julie: Desiree, pronounced as Dez-Er-Eee instead of Dez-Er-Eh?! Also, she is 24 and her ex is 18?! DAMN CREEPY! From Julie: Jalyn for a guy?! From […]