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Best beer for babies, testing vibrator settings, Megapussi chips, Urinal tea

September 23, 2017

Chrystal called me from work and then emailed me to say that she couldn’t make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner tomorrow, but still wants to take me out to a birthday meal sometime. I’ll for sure let her know what works for me – maybe on Monday or Tuesday. Good thing I didn’t call […]

Solving Rubik’s Cube problems / No airhorn to wake a baby! / BEFORE, not B4!

September 7, 2017

I got a baby intro photo card from Steph and Lisa in the mail for baby Henry – very nice! I’m not going to comment on the spelling of “shenanigans,” though! Steph said that Shaun did comment on it, haha! From Julie S. and Funnyjunk: I deal with my problems by painting over the squares […]

Tangie / Rock / Stone Love Ambrose, Apical Meristem, Darth Vader Williamson

August 12, 2017

From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Tangie Ambrose named her son Rock and her daughter Stone Love?! Rock and Stone?! From Not Always Friendly: Apical Meristem?! She’s also from CANNON BALL, North Dakota! From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Darth Vader Williamson?! Of course this news story was published on STAR WARS DAY, […]

Gungho faking it in Mysidia, Freek de Jonge and Hella Asser, serving sizes

July 18, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later on, I learned that I’m an aunt again to Nephew #4, Henry, who was born at about 6 AM! I approve of the first and middle names. In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Strago and the party defeat Astos […]

Gau’s crazy father and the sidequest for manners and clothing from Jidoor!

July 16, 2017

I showered and did laundry today, a day earlier than I might have! However, I had to wipe a very watery bathroom floor with a mop and multiple (paper) towels, then had to do TWO loads of laundry on the THIRD floor, where one of the dryers was out of order! What stressful stramash! AIYA! […]

Baby wombats! / Sabin in the Phantom Train dining car! / Tyranny Todd?!

July 11, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From Janina: Baby wombats look like old kung-fu masters… In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to […]

Toxic monogamy culture, Bad Request E error message / An unknown-gender BABY?!

July 8, 2017

From Tumblr: “Toxic monogamy culture”? REALLY?! Jealousy is normal, and commitment DOES mean exclusivity! Otherwise, how can you say that you romantically love someone AND are committed to them?! Error message from Facebook a couple of weeks ago: Bad Request: E. Whatever, Facebook. These special snowflakes decided not to assume their BABY’S gender, and decided […]

Farting and poop coming out! / Hamza Yousfi?! / Joseph Bark?! / Emily Warning?!

June 26, 2017

Since I was up at 6:55 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! This baby says, “I farted and a little poop came out. So what?” From Slimjet User Group: Hamza Yousfi?! His profile says he’s from Tunisia, but I don’t know if that’s an actual legitimate Tunisian name! From Not Always Right: Joseph Bark?! […]

Shitting in my pantaloons! / Led Zeppelin vs. Nicki Minaj! / Will Power?!

June 3, 2017

From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, “Ah, good sir. I do believe I’ve shat in my pantaloons.” The onesie also features a mustache! From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin’s THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj’s song about a stupid […]

Expensive engagement rings, calling the police, Millie-Ribbon and Molly-Robbin?!

June 1, 2017

I went out at 2:40 to get more on-sale President’s Choice Blue Menu Six Bean Medley cans at Shoppers Drug Mart as long as they’re still 99 cents! The pharmacist next door recognized me and waved at me, so we chatted briefly while waiting for the light to change. Yeah, Richmond smells like shit again […]