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Bison joke! Buffalo puns! / ENTER SANDMAN lullaby! EXIT LIGHT! ENTER NIGHT!

November 30, 2019

I had to do laundry today on the THIRD FLOOR, and had to go back down to my suite to grab actual cash money! UGH! The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 7, and won 5-2! Mushroom soup! What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? “Bison.” Julie M. sent this […]

Chandrika Creech?! / Kam McLeod and Bryer Schmegelsky?! Yum, Breyer’s ice cream!

November 21, 2019

From CRIME WATCH DAILY: Chandrika Creech?! She isn’t even black! From Global BC on July 23, 2019: Kam McLeod and Bryer Schmegelsky?! BAD SPELLING OF CAM! Also, it should be Bryan! Bryer just makes me think of yummy Breyer’s ice cream! Good thing they killed themselves on August 7!

My husband is in the fart aisle! / A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt / Baby pooping!

November 3, 2019

At least the Smooth Move herbal tea worked! From Debbie and Kitchen Fun with My 3 Sons: I lost track of my husband while shopping, but I’m pretty sure he’s been in this FART aisle of the store! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt! Baby: I pooped my pants, but that’s none […]

Montreanna?! / Qua?! / Kingston?! / Kamryn?! / Osmany Guzman?! / Ro’Yale?!

October 9, 2019

I slept so much today! Woke up at 9, but had to rest till 10:45. Then I felt a bit under the weather, and had to sleep from 3:10 to 6:05! At least redrum seems to be subsiding for now… I took in the BO HORVAT CAPTAINCY / 50TH SEASON CEREMONY without any incessant talking, […]

Amina / Charece / Bhakari Sr. / Bhakari Jr. / Brooklyn / Porsche / Vina?!

October 8, 2019

Since I didn’t have to help out with the kids today, I stayed home to wallow in redrum unglory, haha. I felt bad because I had genuinely forgotten to give the cleaner a $20 cash tip yesterday (and remembered the time when Eric made us go back to the Pho place next door to church […]

$40 hot dog leggings?! / Jada as Jay Duh, Ci’Ona, Ontario, and Nana as Naw Naw?!

October 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, the EcoClean cleaner came at 11:30 AM today, saying that it was a busy day and people didn’t show up. Oh no! At least I remembered to tell her about the area under the sink! Total vacuuming, sink cleaning, and some minor tidying and dusting and wall cleaning by 1:20 – woo! […]

Halloween! / Mi’Angel, Tremaine, Marquis, Braxton, Tywrell, Sholonda, and Sire?!

October 6, 2019

I discovered REDRUM today – UGH! From I Love Halloween: Keep Calm and Wait For Halloween! From Julie: Mi’Angel?! I think ANGEL would do the job just fine. Nobody wants to know that she’s “my angel”… From Julie: Tremaine?! From Julie: Marquis?! Your kid isn’t minor royalty! From Julie: Braxton?! From Julie: Tywrell?! From Julie: […]

Sharky Laguna, Raven, Javante, Dre, Zaevion, Takara, Brittani, Paris, and Red?!

September 12, 2019

After LAUNDRY TIME (with the elevator STILL out of service…) and COFFEE TIME, I left at 12:15 for my Invisalign appointment, barely managing to get there on time thanks to a wheelchair JUST making me miss a Brighouse train at 12:35. (they’re definitely entitled to use the elevators and trains – I might have made […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Marzel, Keyheshia, Amiri, Je’Keia, and Prince?! / Stefvon is Steph’s father?!

September 6, 2019

After a shower and some green tea, I decided to go out today at 12:45 on a 401 to redeem my free two-topping individual pizza for my anniversary of signing up for Boston Pizza deals online. I had to fight with the app and the website and typos before I could register MyBP on my […]