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Montreanna?! / Qua?! / Kingston?! / Kamryn?! / Osmany Guzman?! / Ro’Yale?!

October 9, 2019

I slept so much today! Woke up at 9, but had to rest till 10:45. Then I felt a bit under the weather, and had to sleep from 3:10 to 6:05! At least redrum seems to be subsiding for now… I took in the BO HORVAT CAPTAINCY / 50TH SEASON CEREMONY without any incessant talking, […]

Amina / Charece / Bhakari Sr. / Bhakari Jr. / Brooklyn / Porsche / Vina?!

October 8, 2019

Since I didn’t have to help out with the kids today, I stayed home to wallow in redrum unglory, haha. I felt bad because I had genuinely forgotten to give the cleaner a $20 cash tip yesterday (and remembered the time when Eric made us go back to the Pho place next door to church […]

$40 hot dog leggings?! / Jada as Jay Duh, Ci’Ona, Ontario, and Nana as Naw Naw?!

October 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, the EcoClean cleaner came at 11:30 AM today, saying that it was a busy day and people didn’t show up. Oh no! At least I remembered to tell her about the area under the sink! Total vacuuming, sink cleaning, and some minor tidying and dusting and wall cleaning by 1:20 – woo! […]

Halloween! / Mi’Angel, Tremaine, Marquis, Braxton, Tywrell, Sholonda, and Sire?!

October 6, 2019

I discovered REDRUM today – UGH! From I Love Halloween: Keep Calm and Wait For Halloween! From Julie: Mi’Angel?! I think ANGEL would do the job just fine. Nobody wants to know that she’s “my angel”… From Julie: Tremaine?! From Julie: Marquis?! Your kid isn’t minor royalty! From Julie: Braxton?! From Julie: Tywrell?! From Julie: […]

Sharky Laguna, Raven, Javante, Dre, Zaevion, Takara, Brittani, Paris, and Red?!

September 12, 2019

After LAUNDRY TIME (with the elevator STILL out of service…) and COFFEE TIME, I left at 12:15 for my Invisalign appointment, barely managing to get there on time thanks to a wheelchair JUST making me miss a Brighouse train at 12:35. (they’re definitely entitled to use the elevators and trains – I might have made […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Marzel, Keyheshia, Amiri, Je’Keia, and Prince?! / Stefvon is Steph’s father?!

September 6, 2019

After a shower and some green tea, I decided to go out today at 12:45 on a 401 to redeem my free two-topping individual pizza for my anniversary of signing up for Boston Pizza deals online. I had to fight with the app and the website and typos before I could register MyBP on my […]

Zion Williamson?! / Tamron Hall and baby Moses?! / Nicolas Cage as a cat

September 4, 2019

Hester came by at 12:20, greeting me with “You’re home!” when I answered the door. No shit, lady! She inspected the toilet tank personally like she said she would, while I spent five more minutes trying to explain the problem to her in very simple English. Eventually, she agreed that she would replace the flapper, […]

Jonathan Anomaly is a name?! / Adriel, Jeriesha, Jahiem, Netta, Jaala, and Che?!

August 31, 2019

It’s International Bacon Day today! Jonathan Anomaly?! From Julie: Adriel?! How about Adrienne or Ariel instead? From Julie: Jeriesha?! From Julie: Jahiem?! From Julie: Netta?! From Julie and FAMILY CIRCLE magazine: Jaala?! From Julie and FAMILY CIRCLE magazine: Che?! Like Che Guevara?!

Baileigh, Braidyn, Mornisha, Ladrea, Shay, Dewayne, Dewaun, JC, and Kiana?!

August 27, 2019

Chinese Eric texted me to say that his co-worker had gotten him a “great” deal on BC Lions tickets for Sept. 13: only $40 to $50 each! HA HA HA. If this is for BOTH our birthdays, it should be something we BOTH like, and I don’t even like football at the best of times! […]