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Tim Tebow and the Oxford comma, an explosive dog, Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

May 10, 2017

Why I still use the Oxford comma: Tim Tebow’s parents are not God and Mary! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Explosive dog! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

The white baby who may have sharted, overtrusting farts, deadly habanero sharts

May 3, 2017

From Ask Ideas: This baby says, “How do I put this? I might have sharted.” From Ask Ideas: “I think I may have overtrusted that fart.” From Ask Ideas: “It’s shart week! Tonight: The silent but deadly habanero shart.”

Meocean is a girl’s name?! / BUTTER SAFE THAN SORRY?! / Asians and grades

April 24, 2017

From Julie: Meocean is a girl’s name?! If you identify as the ocean and you’re not a little kid, I’ve got news for you… From Buzzfeed: BUTTER SAFE THAN SORRY?! From Vanessa: “Ling-Ling, why you get B+ at school? You not Bsian, you Asian!”

Not knowing if you sharted! / Pushing too hard! / Realizing it wasn’t a fart!

April 19, 2017

From Ask Ideas: This dog thinks, “When you don’t know if you just sharted.” From Ask Ideas: This baby thinks, “That moment you realize… you pushed too hard.” From Ask Ideas: This baby thinks, “That moment when you realize it wasn’t a fart…”

Celina Midelfart, having a post-shower shit, finally pooping, shameful love-baby

March 3, 2017

From Julie: Celina MIDELFART used to date Donald Trump?! From Reddit and Daniel Tosh: You ever have a post-shower shit? Might as well go to bed and start your whole day over. That face you make when you finally take a poop! A shart is when a fart and a shit have a shameful love-baby […]

More random text, Chao Valley, a rare Broken Antenna, River Rocket Blue Oliver

February 25, 2017

The Canucks (of whom five have the mumps!) played the Sharks at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot talk to this woman by the tent in Cirque de Town, who has this to say: “More random text.” Whoever hacked this game didn’t thoroughly change all the text, obviously! Bozo, […]

Period expectations vs. reality / Awesome sisters / Jakita / I’m a woman!

February 22, 2017

I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online today. My hydro bill is below $68 for the first time since December 2014 – WOO! Speaking of Shaw, they had a brief outage today, so I read my RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT book instead. From Reddit: Period expectations vs. period reality! A lovely pad vs. […]

Hug coupon, shoveling snow in Canada, Wawa, Niiue’s Magicant, baby Greyface

February 21, 2017

From Wesley: Hug coupon! Hugs are fat-free, sugar-free, and require no batteries. Hugs reduce blood pressure, body temperature, and heart rate. They also help relieve pain and depression. Expiry date: NEVER! From Pete: Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time and you’ll never have to do it again” never shoveled snow off a […]

Baby Giegue, an unknown new Magicant door, music to soothe the savage breast

January 26, 2017

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 6 tonight, and lost 3-0. In COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, here is baby Giegue (a “UCD”) at Level 3 in his own personal Magicant. In COGNITIVIE DISSONANCE, a new unknown door appears once you complete Giegue’s personal Magicant. From Yao Zhong Lim in Yew Tee Village, Singapore: TONG YEE excerpt from […]

Dekar in helicopter / Dawn from Save Incorporated is going on maternity leave?!

December 28, 2016

The Canucks played Los Angeles at 7 tonight, and won 2-1. After defeating Infina, Colin and Keri go to Andy Capp’s bar in Winnipeg, where they meet Dekar’s father Baxter. “Hello, Colin. I guess you heard about Dekar, huh?” Colin: “Hmm…” Colin thinking: “I’d better not tell him what really happened to Dekar.” Colin thinking: […]