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FIVE power play goals?! / Creepy Easter Bunny 7! / La Casa MESICO Restaurant?!

February 20, 2018

Kurt W. added me on Facebook from Discord and Youtube… woohoo! Victor Lee unfriended me, but whatever. The Canucks played the Avalanche at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Avs won 5-4 on their FIFTH power play goal?! UGH! I needed some brain time off, so I’m glad I got that today! […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 3! / Kadetra?! / Summer Thyme Creel?!

February 12, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 3! From Julie: Kadetra?! From Vanessa: Summer Thyme Creel?!

Making the dog poop outside! / Poop-colored sleepwear!

February 6, 2018

A dog and a baby are talking. Baby: “Seriously? They make you poop outside?” Dog: “Yeah…” From Julie M. and Walmart: Angelina unisex plush animal one-piece novelty sleepwear / lounge wear! The actual color IS poop!

Whoopee cushion filled with gravy, Waldrop sextuplets and twins, feeling used

January 15, 2018

From Gotta Lil Captain In Ya? and Pete: A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke. From Reddit and r/namenerds on December 14, 2017: The Waldrop sextuplets and twins from Alabama, plus an older brother! Saylor Briggs, Bridge Ryder, and Wales Tucker are the older siblings. […]

Circumcision obituary / Mt. Oriander in Summer / Emerald Pellot and Celem?!

January 3, 2018

Harmony emailed the family about Hiero’s birthday party later this month on the 21st at noon – at least I know where Pizzeria Barbarella IS, and it doesn’t conflict with the hockey game later that evening or anything! From Oddee: Reading this obituary, I don’t want to know that Chan Holcombe’s dad circumcised him with […]

Prince Frank Tsetse, Elizabeth Peachey, Bryanna Davis Williams, Okwy Ada

December 11, 2017

Prince “Frank” Tsetse?! From Not Always Working: Elizabeth Peachey?! I like that last name! Even better if she lived in Georgia, hahaha! But WHY would you put your ultrasound pictures ANYWHERE on Facebook?! From Not Always Right: Bryanna Davis Williams?! Someone’s parents very obviously wanted a boy… From Not Always Right: Okwy Ada?! Reminds me […]

Baby Henry’s 100 Day-ish banquet dinner! / SANTA HAT ON BABY! / Eni! Angus!

November 18, 2017

I left for baby Henry’s 100 Day-ish celebration at Western Lake Restaurant at 4 today. I thought that was early, but considering that I had to wait a bit for the 33 bus to 29th Avenue across the street from King Edward Station, that was okay. Thank goodness that Victoria is a major street! When […]

Kwong Chow dinner ahoy! / Bonus nephew time at the AirBnB! / VEGGIE TALES!

November 15, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 4:30 in the rainy weather for that last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow. Of course, the 3 Downtown bus took forever to arrive at Marine Drive Station, so it wasn’t my fault that I got there when everyone (except Jon, who wasn’t there yet) was already eating noodles / beef […]

Aundrea Scott Smith, Ingee Appolon, Wahabah Hadia Al Muid, and Tesser Kahn

November 13, 2017

From Not Always Right: Aundrea Scott Smith?! It should have been spelled ANDREA… plus, it reminds me of doing laundry! From Not Always Right: Ingee Appolon?! From Not Always Right: Wahabah Hadia Al Muid is a girl?! From Not Always Right: Tesser Kahn?! That reminds me of a tesseract!

Remembrance Day and Jon’s engineered birthday lunch at Pizzeria Barbarella!

November 11, 2017

After COFFEE TIME / SHOWER TIME (greasy hair strikes again!), and emailing (yesterday) / calling (today) Eric to see if he could give me a ride home from that Wo’s dinner tomorrow (yes – and I was polite to Veronica when she said that Eric was on his way out the door at 9:50), I […]