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Thatcher Demko! / Keaira?! / Samyah pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! (not Sam-Yeah?!)

January 18, 2019

The Canucks played the Sabres at 7 tonight, and won 4-3 in a seesaw game! Thatcher Demko is the first Canucks goalie in history to start off 2-0! From Julie: Stephanie and Josh are fine, but Keaira?! From Julie: Samyah is pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! Nope, we both think of “Sam-Yeah”! Advertisements

Ayla is not a human name! / Murice?! / Nadirah?! / Bevee?! / Barbara Goodrum?!

January 6, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. From Julie: Ayla?! That just reminds me of Ayla in CHRONO TRIGGER… this is NOT a human name! From Julie: Murice?! That should be MAURICE! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Nadirah?! That should be Nadira! BAD SPELLING! Nadirah is Shauna’s mother, and says the lie detector test will prove that […]

I wanted a pony, not a baby! / Vaginas are NOT cuckoos! USE COOCH!

December 23, 2018

Little kid: “But I told Santa I wanted a PONY!” Instead, she gets a baby!

Rayne as a girl, Kheisha, Keke as a girl, Lamon’tre, Amon’tre, and Treasure?!

December 20, 2018

I called Chrystal at work at 10:50 AM to confirm for tomorrow night at 7:30 at the Broadway London Drugs, especially since there hasn’t been any snow yet! WE ARE SO ON! The Canucks played the Blues at 7 tonight, and won 5-1! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: This Rayne is a baby girl?! […]

Avoiding baby showers, weddings, and bridal showers because of gender concerns?!

December 10, 2018

From Reddit on October 11, 2018: If you just don’t like baby showers, bridal showers, and weddings… SAY SO, RobotRosa! “Highly gendered stuff,” my ass!

NO RESTAURANT! / Zenovia, Kareem, K’von, Lakeema, and Amoryana?!

November 25, 2018

Mom wanted me to go to the restaurant for Jon’s birthday dinner at Kingsway and Joyce by myself, spend the night at their place, and then they’d take me home tomorrow. FUCK THAT SHIT is what I say! Vanessa totally agreed! I also finally got Jimmy to talk to me, but apparently everything is up […]

Brayla, A’Voyn, Calea, and Armani?! / This isn’t the time to use the Drago Fang!

November 7, 2018

From Julie: Brayla?! From Julie: A’Voyn?! Reminds me of AVOINE, the French word for OATMEAL! From Julie: Mike is obviously fine, but CALEA?! Bad spelling of Kaili or Kaylee! How about Armani?! THREE DRAGO FANGS! By inputting the MOTHER 3 Code cheat 0200429F:AF, you can modify Duster’s 16th item to be Flint’s Drago Fang. I […]

Denetrice?! / Amayah?! / Ami pronounced as AIM-I?!

November 4, 2018

From Julie: Denetrice?! Reminds me of the French word for TOOTHPASTE, which is DENTIFRICE! From Julie: Amayah?! From Julie: Ami pronounced as Aim-I?!

Secret, behind-the-scenes MOTHER 3 info that only pigs know? / Witches Baby Ruth

October 30, 2018

Pig 1 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “There’s actually secret, behind-the-scenes info about MOTHER 3 that only pigs know…” Bonus: Fassad is in this shot since Flint went to the farm after Hinawa’s funeral. Pig 2 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “I’m a pig, but I don’t know any secret MOTHER 3 info that only […]

A poop emoji bowtie dog collar! / TOOT BOOK!

October 24, 2018

There was a FALSE fire alarm last night at 8:50 PM! I also heard the first Halloween fireworks of the year about an hour later. From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji bowtie dog collar! From Julie: TOOT BOOK, also by Leslie Patricelli, so I bet it’s a companion book to the POTTY one […]