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Gungho faking it in Mysidia, Freek de Jonge and Hella Asser, serving sizes

July 18, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later on, I learned that I’m an aunt again to Nephew #4, Henry, who was born at about 6 AM! I approve of the first and middle names. In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Strago and the party defeat Astos […]

Gau’s crazy father and the sidequest for manners and clothing from Jidoor!

July 16, 2017

I showered and did laundry today, a day earlier than I might have! However, I had to wipe a very watery bathroom floor with a mop and multiple (paper) towels, then had to do TWO loads of laundry on the THIRD floor, where one of the dryers was out of order! What stressful stramash! AIYA! […]

Baby wombats! / Sabin in the Phantom Train dining car! / Tyranny Todd?!

July 11, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From Janina: Baby wombats look like old kung-fu masters… In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to […]

Toxic monogamy culture, Bad Request E error message / An unknown-gender BABY?!

July 8, 2017

From Tumblr: “Toxic monogamy culture”? REALLY?! Jealousy is normal, and commitment DOES mean exclusivity! Otherwise, how can you say that you romantically love someone AND are committed to them?! Error message from Facebook a couple of weeks ago: Bad Request: E. Whatever, Facebook. These special snowflakes decided not to assume their BABY’S gender, and decided […]

Farting and poop coming out! / Hamza Yousfi?! / Joseph Bark?! / Emily Warning?!

June 26, 2017

Since I was up at 6:55 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! This baby says, “I farted and a little poop came out. So what?” From Slimjet User Group: Hamza Yousfi?! His profile says he’s from Tunisia, but I don’t know if that’s an actual legitimate Tunisian name! From Not Always Right: Joseph Bark?! […]

Shitting in my pantaloons! / Led Zeppelin vs. Nicki Minaj! / Will Power?!

June 3, 2017

From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, “Ah, good sir. I do believe I’ve shat in my pantaloons.” The onesie also features a mustache! From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin’s THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj’s song about a stupid […]

Expensive engagement rings, calling the police, Millie-Ribbon and Molly-Robbin?!

June 1, 2017

I went out at 2:40 to get more on-sale President’s Choice Blue Menu Six Bean Medley cans at Shoppers Drug Mart as long as they’re still 99 cents! The pharmacist next door recognized me and waved at me, so we chatted briefly while waiting for the light to change. Yeah, Richmond smells like shit again […]

Tim Tebow and the Oxford comma, an explosive dog, Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

May 10, 2017

Why I still use the Oxford comma: Tim Tebow’s parents are not God and Mary! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Explosive dog! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

The white baby who may have sharted, overtrusting farts, deadly habanero sharts

May 3, 2017

From Ask Ideas: This baby says, “How do I put this? I might have sharted.” From Ask Ideas: “I think I may have overtrusted that fart.” From Ask Ideas: “It’s shart week! Tonight: The silent but deadly habanero shart.”

Meocean is a girl’s name?! / BUTTER SAFE THAN SORRY?! / Asians and grades

April 24, 2017

From Julie: Meocean is a girl’s name?! If you identify as the ocean and you’re not a little kid, I’ve got news for you… From Buzzfeed: BUTTER SAFE THAN SORRY?! From Vanessa: “Ling-Ling, why you get B+ at school? You not Bsian, you Asian!”