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Green dragon playing with others, a fiery black dragon, a white dragon moondance

July 10, 2020

Yesterday, Dad texted me about their optometrist appointment (presumably in Richmond) “from 11:15 to ???” – yeah, really helpful there! NOT! No, I don’t want to have LUNCH with them at an INDOOR restaurant! Bad enough that they were thinking of blending all kinds of social circles outdoors at Mount Pleasant Park last week! Apparently, […]

Happy Canada Day x8! / Americans and July 4 / Treason Day / Ungrateful colonials

July 4, 2020

Wishing you a very happy Canada Day with a beaver, maple leaves, and a Canada flag! Happy Canada Day! MAPLE LEAF! HAPPY CANADA DAY! FLAG! Happy Canada Day! Glitter flag! Happy Canada Day! A maple leaf with a Canadian flag! Happy Canada Day with balloons and fireworks! Happy Canada Day with a maple leaf and […]

2020 NFL Draft Funny Names: Tua Tagovailoa, Quintez Cephus, Leki Fotu, and more!

July 2, 2020

From the Blog of Funny Names: Tristan Wirfs plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Prince Tega Wanogho plays football?! His parents were Prince Phillip U.D. and Princess Onome Wanogho?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Yetur Gross-Matos plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: CeeDee Lamb plays football?! From the Blog of […]

Happy Canada Day 2020! / Oh Canada! / Canada flags x4! / Your True Canadian Name

July 1, 2020

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020! 153 YEARS OLD! Happy Canada Day… America. In true Canadian spirit, we’d like to apologize for any hard feelings about us kicking your ass out of our country when you tried to invade in 1812. Love, Canada. I went out at 5:35 on a 407 for shopping purposes at London Drugs: […]

Double facepalm! / Bar Harbor Manhattan clam chowder! / KEVA planks! / SOMNIUM!

July 1, 2020

After listening to some AI: The Somnium Files for the Nintendo Switch and Steam on Highspirits’ Twitch stream (and texting white Eric / Chinese Eric to wish them a HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020), I finally decided to call Jon at 2:20 to see what they were doing. Turns out they were eating a late lunch […]

Reddit Triple-Ply Toilet Paper Award!

July 1, 2020

Diarrhea: You can’t hold that shit in! From Reddit: Triple-Ply Toilet Paper Award!

Bad and Unique Baby Names 14 album! / Lynn Macadangdang?! / Donna Shalala?!

June 30, 2020

Ayler called me at 4:35 – it was a thankfully brief call. He played a piano piece for me, which I said sounded good. I asked him what he thought of it, since he had to think about whether it was good enough to play over the phone. He said “80 or 85 percent,” which […]

Green dragon hoarding garden gnomes! / An Asian warrior with a red dragon!

June 29, 2020

From Dragons: A green dragon and a hoard of garden gnomes! From Julie: An Asian warrior with a red dragon!

Sally Mustang, Azure Sitara Mustang, and a midwife called Bron?! TMI GALORE!

June 27, 2020

From Julie and the Daily Mail: Sally Mustang and Azure Sitara Mustang?! From Julie and the Daily Mail: Their midwife was named Bron?! Reminds me of bronze!

Antioch dragon bookmark, Dalton the Animated Storytelling Dragon, bronze dragon

June 2, 2020

I was GOING to do my laundry at 5:30 after I showered, but I saw my selfish FUCKASS neighbor in the process of taking over the ENTIRE laundry room with her things! Apparently, she’s “watching” me – why don’t you watch your CLOCK and get your loads out ON TIME? You’re not the only one […]