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Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! / Ask me about… DON’T TALK! / 2000 loves!

July 18, 2019

I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my birth control prescription. They had Manuka Honey chapstick / lip balm at $4 for a tiny tube. I’ll wait till I get to London Drugs… Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! From Julie: Ask me about my…. Just kidding. DON’T TALK TO ME! My Facebook posts have been […]

Kadeisha and sex, Keitha Reed, Carli Griffith, Sara Blessing, and Le’Veon Bell?!

July 17, 2019

From MAURY: Kadeisha, 16, and Alexis, 14, are sisters. Kadeisha says she had sex with a boy for a hair weave. From Julie: Keitha Reed?! From Julie: Carli Griffith?! From Julie: Sara Blessing?! From TSN: Le’Veon Bell?! APOSTROPHE!

Surfboard noodles, puzzles, babbling, salmon, spinach, Wilvince Kemmy Bazil

July 15, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 407 to help with the kids, telling Jon to text me if something happened. Got there at 3:45 and discussed poop hygiene, Beckett waking up just then, paper planes, bullet trains, origami (I was just folding along with them and not caring if I was […]

Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) / Chicken rude and unreasonable! / Bagged milk!

July 14, 2019

Today is Bastille Day! I showered today – yup, I’ll be at Jon’s tomorrow at about 2:30 or so. Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) From Candy: Chicken rude and unreasonable?! I think they meant to translate “Jerk Chicken” on this menu… From Julie M. and Only In Canada: “I really like bothering people outside Ontario and […]

Pooping gumball iPhone case, THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, Shittens wipes

July 12, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Pooping gumball iPhone case! THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK?! Alice sent this to me in May! From Julie: Shittens?! Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes?!

A poop emoji A-line dress! / Crapstone, Devon, England?! / Poo Goo Unicorn Poo!

July 6, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji A-line dress! From the Daily Mail: Crapstone is in Devon, England?! From Julie: Poo Goo Unicorn Poo at CVS! Feels like liquid, plays like goo!

Happy Canada Day 2019! / Canada Day, cool Canada flag, glowing hearts!

July 1, 2019

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2019! 152 YEARS OLD! I went out at 2 on a 401 to get Rubbermaid Take-Along containers and on-sale pads x2 at London Drugs, getting home at 2:20 on a 407. Rubbermaid Flex and Seal containers – 1.5 gallons or 5.6 litres! Rubbermaid Take-Alongs containers – 3.7 litres! From Julie: Happy Canada […]

Pridewing Wyvern dragon poop! / Natalee Holloway?! / Stephany Flores Ramirez?!

July 1, 2019

From Julie: WORLD OF WARCRAFT has a poop-themed quest about killing Pridewing Wyvern dragons! From Reddit: Natalee Holloway and Stephany Flores Ramirez?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE AND STEPHANIE! Guess the killer Joran van der Sloot had a type…

Lion’s Den! / Bells and Whistles! / Randal / BUFF BERNIE?! / Vancouver Special

June 30, 2019

After COFFEE TIME / SHOWER TIME / LAUNDRY TIME, Eric picked me up at 6:10 so we could go to Lion’s Den plus Bells and Whistles for Randal’s birthday thing. Thank goodness for texting! I wore my Spirit of Nature “Canada D’Eh!” moose T-shirt in honor of Canada Day long weekend, of course. Kevin, Eric […]

Cimina, Shayna, Sharekka, Jamy, Montez, Rae’Shon, Shariah, and Josiah?!

June 29, 2019

From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Cimina?! Reminds me of cinnamon or Cimona’s in Steveston! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Shayna?! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Sharekka?! From Julie: Isaiah is fine, but Jamy?! From […]