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Bad and Unique Names Galore 13 / WARNING! FART ZONE! / Farting screaming unicorn

March 22, 2020

Bad and Unique Baby Names 13! Turns out the hospital is closed – there goes a good place! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: WARNING! FART ZONE! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! From Julie: This unicorn on this coffee mug says, “I don’t fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it’s a […]

NO TRESPASSING! Guns don’t kill people! I DO! / Chicken and Broccoli pasta!

March 5, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: NO TRESPASSING! Guns don’t kill people! I kill people! Knorr Chicken and Broccoli pasta Sidekicks!

Prayer, guns, meeting God, and trespassing! / Lipton Tomato Vegetable soup!

March 3, 2020

This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord. Trespassing is faster! GUNS! Lipton Tomato Vegetable soup! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s Soup It Forward Day today on March 3!

Free Canadian healthcare = free feelings check / Tacy Gash?! / Auston Matthews?!

March 2, 2020

My computer gave me a heart attack this morning when both the keyboard and mouse weren’t responsive. I had to restart the thing! THEN it happened again this evening, of course right when I had stuff going in Notepad! I figure that Eric has to come over here and update the computer drivers, so texted […]

February 15 is Cheap Candy Day! / Loving murder documentaries! / Lindt galore!

February 15, 2020

I noticed that Terrence unfriended me – okay, then! Went out at 3 on a 407 to London Drugs: I got on-sale Morris Gold chocolate coins, on-sale Lindt milk chocolate, on-sale Lindt assorted dark chocolate (60% and 70%), on-sale Lindt strawberries and cream chocolate truffles, on-sale NEW limited-edition Lindt Milk and White chocolate truffles for […]

Chee Yang?! / Wind Gap and Bath are in Pennsylvania?! / Killing with kindness

February 6, 2020

COFFEE TIME after showering and doing laundry! I need a new ZIPPERED laundry bag because my slipper socks FALL OUT of the blue Evercare mesh laundry bag every time! UGH! The Canucks played the Wild today at 5, and lost 4-2. From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Chee Yang?! Looks like a normal Chinese name, […]

Colored green dragons x3, APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY x4, glowing dragon bookmarks!

January 16, 2020

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY 2020! From Julie: A colored green dragon! From Julie: A flying green dragon with Asian kids! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: A yellow-green dragon with a coffee mug saying, “Yeah, if you could just go ahead and appreciate us dragons today, that’d be great.” From Holidays That Might Get […]

Unicorns farting as a coloring book, poop emoji alien tattoo, ROYAL FLUSH GAME

January 7, 2020

I showered today. From Julie M. and Wish: Unicorns Farting coloring book?! IT’S A COINCIDENCE SINCE IT’S “PASS GAS DAY” TODAY ON JANUARY 7! From Pete and FART Is A Four Letter Word: This alien is tattooing another alien with a poop emoji, hahaha! “It’s a popular symbol from the 21st century. I believe it […]

NO TRESPASSING! WE’RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES! sign / Shedrick Bennett?!

January 2, 2020

I went out at 10:30 on a 401 to go to the Bay to get more on-sale Jockey underwear x3 (too many accidents), then to London Drugs to get an on-sale Reese’s holiday tray assortment with peanut butter bells / Santas / miniatures, a pack of 3 Scrub Daddy Sponge Daddy sponges, an Evercare mesh […]

Marjo Wilkens?! / Francis Bouillon?! YUMMY! / David Legwand?! / Bobby Butler?!

December 22, 2019

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Marjo Wilkens?! Francis Bouillon?! Yum! David Legwand?!