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Restarts! UGH! / Will Warm and Beck Warm?! / Melany Knott and Kaisy Knott?!

November 16, 2017

This computer just restarted! The Canucks have a prospect named Will Warm?! And his twin brother is Beck Warm?! What if they want to be COLD, like at the ice hockey rink?! From The Washington Post: Melany Knott named her daughter KAISY Knott?! This actually reminds me of an Asian girl in Daniel Fellowship (1994-1999?) […]

Honey, lemons, licking a quarter of my ass, new girlfriend looking like a troll

October 2, 2017

I went out briefly at 11:30 – just managing to catch the 407 – to get London Orchards Natural Pure Honey and lemon juice from London Drugs. I was home by 12:15 on a 401! I think I’ll take a shower later. London Orchards Natural Pure Honey! Real Lemon Juice! After going through the Pyramid […]

Vira Vandom, Vormen Lennie Namender, Winry Harper, Xeyla Darkwater, Trela Watt

September 15, 2017

I got an email from Eric Ho saying that he’d missed my phone call yesterday because he’d been working, but he’ll keep me posted as to the MEGA SUSHI dinner. Woohoo! From Not Always Right: Vira Vandom?! All I see is “viral fandom,” hahaha. From Not Always Right: Vormen Lennie Namender?! All I can see […]

BJ Queen Enterprises / Vanessa Tobaccojuice / Kim Kashkashian / B. Ruth Boring

August 22, 2017

From Tyler A. and the Chive: BJ Queen Enterprises?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Vanessa Tobaccojuice?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Kim Kashkashian?! Definitely way too close to Kim Kardashian! From Tyler A. and the Chive: B. Ruth Boring?!

Goblins and serious pizza, Hotel Onett price gibberish, static inside a house

August 8, 2017

Goblin to Colin, Xeria, and Madam Hex in COLINBOUND 1’s Monkey Caves: “Get the fuck out of my face if you’re not going to give me any pizza!” The HALLOW’S END party (Sally, Clyde, and Craig) stay overnight at the Hotel Onett after defeating everything at the Giant Step sanctuary location. There’s already some gibberish […]

Nicolas Cage birthday wishes x2, Cyan Garamonde as a Paladin, Amanda Panda Budd

August 7, 2017

I’m going to take a shower soon – I feel really dirty for some reason! Nicolas Cage: Today is your birthday! Have a Nicolas Cage birthday party! After the Doma Castle dungeon in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Cyan’s darkness in his soul has been erased. His sprite is now Cecil Harvey as a […]

Emperor Zemus and Imperial Soldier Biggs in the game menu / Ieva Heaven?!

August 6, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT at 7:30 AM this morning. After finding mouse droppings in the kitchen and looking things up online, I went to London Drugs at 10:20 on a 407. Unfortunately, there was an older lady at the bus stop who thought that I wanted to be the recipient of endless talking […]

Soldier Biggs as Umaro the Yeti, Lieutenant Biggs reporting, two shopping carts

August 5, 2017

I had to take out ANOTHER dead mouse on a glue trap last night at 10 PM – UGH! Yes, I definitely had to have some whiskey after that! It’s Air Conditioning Day and WORLD OYSTER DAY today, so of course I definitely had to have my two pounds of Fanny Bay raw oysters! 😀 […]

The book of marmalade, Gogo as Emperor Zemus, walking across hot coals and Lego

August 4, 2017

Since I woke up at 7:30 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Hester’s husband Ni and a suite inspector guy came by later at 10:35 for the annual suite inspection. I got the suite inspector guy (who said that the sink was losing its shine – DUH?!) to help me remove that dead mouse […]

Uterus ruining your life, Kylr Yust, not doing the thing, Dildo in Newfoundland

July 30, 2017

Hi, I’m a uterus! I’m here to ruin your life! Ugh. Pain. Cramps. I’m done! JUST KIDDING! From Reddit: Kylr Yust?! No, that is not a typo for Kyle. It’s apparently supposed to rhyme with “Tyler,” but I read it as “killer.” “Don’t do the thing”? I’m gonna do the thing anyway! There is a […]