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Konrad Bishop, JerMari Martin, and Lolly?! / Cleaning supplies / Computer chair!

July 11, 2020

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Konrad Bishop?! Is that really common in Europe? From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: JerMari Martin?! So is he GERMY, then? HAHAHA! From Julie: Lolly is a Domino’s Pizza franchisee?! Mmm, lollipops! My museum of bleach and cleaning supplies: Heinz white vinegar, Vim bathroom spray, Green Works toilet bowl […]

Michelina’s Macaroni and Cheese, strawberry jam, Gary, mango butter body wash

June 15, 2020

Ayler called me at 10:45 AM, but I was busy with my morning routine, so I called him back a few minutes later, asking whether he wasn’t supposed to be at school right then! Seems he had some spare time, and likes to “call people surprisingly,” but knows that if he does that with me, […]

Sage and Cissy on THESE WOODS ARE HAUNTED?! / Cuya Discord 2014 date glitch!

June 5, 2020

I heard Hester outside for the first time in three months when I was taking out the garbage, so interrupted the conversation she was having with some white guy because I wanted to tell her about my annoying laundry hog neighbor AND to request a couple of mousetraps. Of course she told me to write […]

German Dance, tacos, croissants, Kelowna, 7 PM cheer, and a face mask comparison

June 3, 2020

I got up way early at 6 AM because of the sun – UGH! DOUBLE COFFEE TIME while FINALLY doing my fucking laundry! Chinese Eric said that he hadn’t been around the protest at the Art Gallery because he wasn’t working then – PHEW! Yes, it’s a tough situation in the States for sure. Ayler […]

Tomorrow is Monday, so VALIUM! / Coronavirus shopping sign! / Shantray Jovanna?!

May 31, 2020

Dad annoyingly called me at 2:30 when I was in the middle of something to violate social distancing and “offer” me some food. JESUS CHRIST! When they got here, I at least forced them to practice social distancing. I asked them to leave the stuff at the front door. Random stuff from Mom and Dad: […]

Boring Business Systems?! Fuku Sushi?! / Jeremi for a woman?! / Tori Two-Axe!

May 15, 2020

Ayler called me at 6, and I told him that I was just thinking about him. Apparently, they just got back from being outside at the park, where they go every day, so he called me right when they got in. I quickly learned that they went around on scooters, and that Beckett fell down, […]

Chocolate birthday cake! / Batman Happy Birthday! / Jerimy?! / Dehydrated mud!

March 31, 2020

Took a shower tonight and noted that this foliage shower curtain seems to be doing its job right now. It seems to have more coverage area than the old Splash shower curtain, so that’s good. There was a lot of noise right outside my window around 6:50 PM – unmarked police cars, marked police cars, […]

Nacho tombstone?! / PACHELBEL’S CANON, blankets, online school, onomatopoeia

March 31, 2020

Ayler called me at 3 to talk about Beckett going around with a blanket on his head (the same one that Hiero pulled off – and then Hiero was upset for five minutes), playing a six-page version of PACHELBEL’S CANON which took seven minutes to complete, knowing a couple of six-syllable words (“onomatopoeia” and “responsibility”), […]

The Butt Brothers?! / Birthday gifts, new rules, Hudson, talking a lot, schedule

March 28, 2020

Ayler called me at 9:40 AM to read me their schedule for the day: free play, mealtimes, piano, spelling, reading, and bedtime at 8 or so! He also says that his new rule should be that he can stay up 15 minutes later every year on his birthday. I said that sounds like a good […]

Ima Hogg tombstone?! / Nerfnow Comics: A treasure chest of toilet paper!

March 23, 2020

\Ayler called me briefly at 6, but I had to scramble to get my reading glasses in order to read the Caller ID, so I missed it. When I called them back immediately afterwards, the phone was busy! I checked my text messages instead, in hopes of getting ones from yesterday. There was one from […]