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The Lufenian Charm Song, Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, aliens on earth in 2017

July 15, 2017

I discovered that Michael Paul Marcus McKinney unfriended me, but that’s okay! In SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad check out the Charm Song that they got from Lufenia. “Stamped on the bottom… MADE IN LEFEIN.” My ex-friend Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, whom I remember meeting via Scrabulous in 2008! […]

Having no panties on, Cyan in the Phantom Train dining car, Dreama Walker

July 8, 2017

From Janina: This alpaca is whispering to her friend, “I ain’t got no panties on.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to eat. Cyan says, “A… are you going to […]

Farting and poop coming out! / Hamza Yousfi?! / Joseph Bark?! / Emily Warning?!

June 26, 2017

Since I was up at 6:55 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! This baby says, “I farted and a little poop came out. So what?” From Slimjet User Group: Hamza Yousfi?! His profile says he’s from Tunisia, but I don’t know if that’s an actual legitimate Tunisian name! From Not Always Right: Joseph Bark?! […]

A Jacob’s Well fundraising dinner with Korean food: glass noodles galore!

June 5, 2017

Tonight’s menu: Bo Ssam [Korean pork], served with rice, kimchi, ssam sauce, ginger-scallion sauce, lettuce, and love. Jap Chae (Korean glass noodles) Various Banchan: Napa Cabbage Kimchi, Roasted Seaweed, Marinated Bean Sprouts, Soy and Sesame Spinach, Cucumber Kimchi, Garlic Chive Kimchi Beer: BYOB! Barley Tea Aloe Vera Drinks Eric M. called me at 11:30 from […]

Speakers! / Judging people on spelling, doing a great job, raping me and robbery

May 28, 2017

Eric M. called at 10:50 to say he’d be here ten minutes later to help me with my inadvertently unplugged speakers. He found some black wire with a green plug somewhere in back of my computer tower, which had been the problem. Then he plugged some things into the back of the computer tower, fixed […]

Fraser and apples, space dragon and sun flare, a dragon farting fire at a knight

May 27, 2017

Steph and Fraser called me at about 1:10 PM today, which was at least a fine surprise. Fraser said that he was eating apples and crackers, and could answer “yeah” when prompted to answer my various simple questions about whether he liked the zoo. I said that I would hopefully be having dinner with Chrystal […]

Shawnteal, Jazmyn, and Jaxon Bieber?! / Aireka is Erika?! / Emery Deathrage!

May 18, 2017

Justin Bieber has a cousin named SHAWNTEAL?! Justin Bieber has half-siblings named JAZMYN and JAXON?! From Julie: Aireka?! Only Airwrecka surpasses that, purely because “air wreck” is an awful thing to have in your name! From Reddit: Emery Deathrage?!

Shanghai Wonderful farewell lunch for Steph with Eunice, Eddie, and Eric!

February 18, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I went out to Shanghai Wonderful for the farewell meal for Steph / Lisa / Fraser which I organized! Eric gave me a ride, so YAY! I brought the farewell / “new home” card, the two bags of Kettle pepperoncini chips (which Eric jokingly thought were post-lunch snacks), and the Dare chocolate […]

Doge toothbrush painting, Christmas letters as fanfiction, RIPLEYS, clocks

December 25, 2016

Steph and Lisa picked me up at 4:35 for the family Christmas celebration with Jeremy, so I had the chocolates and shortbread ready! Fraser was a bit cranky, but he’d been sick with a cold recently, so that was fine. I got Jeremy to be my emergency contact for my passport form. Apparently, Mom wants […]

Jon’s 35th birthday with Vietnamese food! / Turducken! / Tasty Bite meals!

December 5, 2016

Food tonight: Goi Buoi Tom Thi (Pomelo Salad) Banh Xeo (Sizzling Crepes) Canh Chua (Sour Fish Soup) Cha Ca Hanoi (Turmeric Fish with Dill) Rau Muong Xoa (Stir-Fried Water Spinach) Kem Xa (Lemongrass Ice Cream) [since that didn’t turn out as planned, we had the test batch of Vietnamese coffee ice cream instead!] Vietnamese Coffee […]