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Do not elect Donald Trump! / Gandalf at Applebee’s! / Jay-Z! Jay-Zzzzzzz!

February 7, 2018

Barry called me at 11:40 to see if I could reschedule the appointment on Wednesday the 21st to the next day (the 22nd – a Thursday) at 10:45 AM since he had to take someone to the doctor. I guess so… From Paul Saxberg and Pete: Dear America: You elected George H.W. Bush. We gave […]

Stonewall Jackson, Engelbert Humperdinck, platonic girlfriends being offensive

January 27, 2018

Mom called me at 8 to see if I was feeling better and if I was going tomorrow to Pizzeria Barbarella. Not really, and NO! She mentioned her email that she’d sent earlier in the week. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to REPLY… sheesh! Also cancelled on Jon, who says Harma is also […]

Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! / Diane Gooch?! / Typing and Internet arguments

January 25, 2018

The Canucks played Buffalo at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. It was 2-0 until Markstrom poorly handled a goal, then 4-0 on an empty-net goal. DAMMIT! From Julie: Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Diane Gooch was a politician?! Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you.

Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! / Bill Boner?! / Christmas Joye Abbott?!

January 25, 2018

Cuya says that his salmon jerky and Vancouver postcards arrived today. “Holy fuck, yes! Salmon jerky! Thank you! I’ll try some on stream soon, and I love the postcards! I will put the salmon eating on Youtube! Amazing mail day!” Eating Salmon Jerky Cuya’s black pepper salmon jerky! From Julie: Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! […]

Dragon wall painting! / Dragon jewelry! / Denying the existence of dragons!

January 16, 2018

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY! 😀 I left at 2:30 on a 407 for my 3:10 appointment with Dr. Ruby. Since I was early, I went to Big Crazy to see if they had beef jerky. They did, so I bought another salmon jerky (for Paul) and extra-spicy beef jerky for myself, plus hot and […]

Jawn Jang?! / Oscar Dansk and Paul Zwambag?! / Pregnant smoker and jackhammers?!

January 5, 2018

From Reddit: Around here, Sportsnet 650 has an announcer named JAWN JANG?! The Vegas Golden Knights have a goalie named Oscar Dansk, JUST LIKE THE ROYAL DANSK COOKIES! I also like the writer’s name: Paul ZWAMBAG! That sounds somehow badass! From THE ROANOKE TIMES in September 2004: Mellisa Williamson, 35, a Bulitt Avenue resident, worries […]

Mynae?! / Goose and moose plurals! / Paul in MOTHER 3 / Bench, table, or bed?

December 17, 2017

I showered today. Corey said that the lady who lives at the old address probably isn’t going to forward stuff anymore, so I’ll just send new cards tomorrow while I’m out anyway. Jon wants me to go over an hour earlier tomorrow, but they’re probably going to SERVANTS for dinner, too. From Julie: Mynae?! I […]

Blue dragon with silver sword, Air Canada dragon, dragon emojis on Discord

December 5, 2017

When I went outside at 3 to throw away the unfinished half-bag of Doritos jalapeno and cheddar chips which expire today anyhow, I recognized Hester’s voice, so greeted her and said that I was going to call her about laundry tokens. (tomorrow…) She said that she could drop by and give me some in exchange […]

Eight overweight heirs mug, Discord grammar errors, mailing stuff to Corey

November 27, 2017

I went out at 10:30 this morning on a 401 and mailed Christmas cards / Vancouver postcards / various stickers to Steph / Lisa / Fraser / Henry / Havarti, Paul Classy, Shiv in Germany, Mandy B. (dazzamre), Julie (julie709), Kitty (bornwitch / dutch_kitty), Kelli (neonrose5), Mandy B. (dazzamre), Corey (dwcorey), and Jimmy… that cost […]

Aundrea Scott Smith, Ingee Appolon, Wahabah Hadia Al Muid, and Tesser Kahn

November 13, 2017

From Not Always Right: Aundrea Scott Smith?! It should have been spelled ANDREA… plus, it reminds me of doing laundry! From Not Always Right: Ingee Appolon?! From Not Always Right: Wahabah Hadia Al Muid is a girl?! From Not Always Right: Tesser Kahn?! That reminds me of a tesseract!