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Miracle Crimes committing crimes?! / Draven?! / KP is a woman?! / Juicy?!

May 26, 2018

I left at 2:30 on a 407 to the liquor store, where I got on-sale Mike’s Hard Root Beer x6 and 1.14 litres of Fireball Whiskey. Then I went to Price Smart for orange / cherry / grape Popsicles, assorted New York Style / mango / blueberry / strawberry cheesecake, and a cherry strudel… and […]

Zowie Tan is a name?! / Good grammar and personal hygiene! / An antidick stick!

February 24, 2018

Jessica Lai knows a woman named ZOWIE TAN?! I know David Bowie named his son Zowie, but that isn’t an Asian name… Good grammar is like personal hygiene – you can ignore it if you want, but don’t be surprised when people draw their own conclusions. From Janina: Lesbian… please, no dudes. “One day, I […]

Shimmy Zmizz: You dig? / Chimeras that don’t EACH much?! / Melyssa Ford?!

January 7, 2018

Lucas and Boney meet the DCMC in the Club Tittiboo attic after going through the dungeon in Chapter 4. OJ, Magic, Shimmy Zmizz, and Baccio are saying goodbye to an amnesiac Lucky / Duster before he rejoins the MOTHER 3 party. Shimmy Zmizz says, “Don’t go forgetting the time you spent with us now. You […]

Shourvoisier Gamble and Jaykia Pitts?! / JESSAKA Clark is GROWING her family?!

November 19, 2017

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! Vanessa wanted to know if she could hang out here in between doctor’s appointments on Wednesday, which is fine by me. With the appointments between 1:15 and 2:40, it’s definitely pre-hockey, and is more convenient for her than trying to find something else to do at that time! Shourvoisier Gamble […]

Proud green dragon! / Dragon name! / Jynna Jessika Lin?! / Kaiti Fenz-Trimble?!

September 5, 2017

From Krista: Proud green dragon! From Dragons and I Love Vampires: What Is Your Dragon Name? Flaring Flash Dragon! From Not Always Learning: Jynna Jessika Lin?! That’s supposed to be “Jenna Jessica”! The letter Y is not a replacement letter, and Jessica shouldn’t be spelled with a K! From Not Always Working: Kaiti Fenz-Trimble?! Why […]

Tonda Creel, Priscilla Kida Ferrari, Ben Household, Brittany Picker, Reveca

August 3, 2017

From Not Always Friendly: Tonda Creel? She’s not even black, so I’m not sure what her parents’ excuse is here… From Not Always Working: Priscilla Kida Ferrari?! I know my sister used to know someone around here called Jessica Ferrari.. From Not Always Right: Ben Household?! From Not Always Right: Brittany Picker?! What if she […]

Uterus ruining your life, Kylr Yust, not doing the thing, Dildo in Newfoundland

July 30, 2017

Hi, I’m a uterus! I’m here to ruin your life! Ugh. Pain. Cramps. I’m done! JUST KIDDING! From Reddit: Kylr Yust?! No, that is not a typo for Kyle. It’s apparently supposed to rhyme with “Tyler,” but I read it as “killer.” “Don’t do the thing”? I’m gonna do the thing anyway! There is a […]

THE ART OF THE FART, Hendrix Osiris Merlin Nash, Doom and Spiderman attacking

January 11, 2017

PRODUCT WARNINGS: I shouldn’t buy La Molisana pasta sauce because I can’t even open the lids with the jar opener! Similarly, I shouldn’t buy Welch’s prune juice because I can’t open the lid without the help of the jar opener! THE ART OF THE FART! (by Stephen Bryant) From Reddit in September 2016: Hendrix Osiris […]

Don’t ask me why I post things on MY OWN Facebook page!!!!!

July 10, 2016

I’m SO tired of people asking me *why* I am posting things on my own Facebook page. I obviously posted whatever it is (status / link / photo / video / etc.) for MY OWN FUCKING REASONS. You are NOT allowed to ask me why unless you think I’m going off the deep end, and […]

Bacon! / KVIIIlyn, N’Golo Kanté, Rupert Wingfield-Hayes, soap for your teeth

June 21, 2016

I got my hydro bill in the mail today, but can’t pay it till tomorrow. From Brett: Bacon is the chocolate of the meat world! From Reddit: KVIIIlyn?! N’Golo Kanté?! Rupert Wingfield-Hayes?! From Julie: Soap for your teeth?!