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Proud green dragon! / Dragon name! / Jynna Jessika Lin?! / Kaiti Fenz-Trimble?!

September 5, 2017

From Krista: Proud green dragon! From Dragons and I Love Vampires: What Is Your Dragon Name? Flaring Flash Dragon! From Not Always Learning: Jynna Jessika Lin?! That’s supposed to be “Jenna Jessica”! The letter Y is not a replacement letter, and Jessica shouldn’t be spelled with a K! From Not Always Working: Kaiti Fenz-Trimble?! Why […]

Tonda Creel, Priscilla Kida Ferrari, Ben Household, Brittany Picker, Reveca

August 3, 2017

From Not Always Friendly: Tonda Creel? She’s not even black, so I’m not sure what her parents’ excuse is here… From Not Always Working: Priscilla Kida Ferrari?! I know my sister used to know someone around here called Jessica Ferrari.. From Not Always Right: Ben Household?! From Not Always Right: Brittany Picker?! What if she […]

Uterus ruining your life, Kylr Yust, not doing the thing, Dildo in Newfoundland

July 30, 2017

Hi, I’m a uterus! I’m here to ruin your life! Ugh. Pain. Cramps. I’m done! JUST KIDDING! From Reddit: Kylr Yust?! No, that is not a typo for Kyle. It’s apparently supposed to rhyme with “Tyler,” but I read it as “killer.” “Don’t do the thing”? I’m gonna do the thing anyway! There is a […]

THE ART OF THE FART, Hendrix Osiris Merlin Nash, Doom and Spiderman attacking

January 11, 2017

PRODUCT WARNINGS: I shouldn’t buy La Molisana pasta sauce because I can’t even open the lids with the jar opener! Similarly, I shouldn’t buy Welch’s prune juice because I can’t open the lid without the help of the jar opener! THE ART OF THE FART! (by Stephen Bryant) From Reddit in September 2016: Hendrix Osiris […]

Don’t ask me why I post things on MY OWN Facebook page!!!!!

July 10, 2016

I’m SO tired of people asking me *why* I am posting things on my own Facebook page. I obviously posted whatever it is (status / link / photo / video / etc.) for MY OWN FUCKING REASONS. You are NOT allowed to ask me why unless you think I’m going off the deep end, and […]

Bacon! / KVIIIlyn, N’Golo Kanté, Rupert Wingfield-Hayes, soap for your teeth

June 21, 2016

I got my hydro bill in the mail today, but can’t pay it till tomorrow. From Brett: Bacon is the chocolate of the meat world! From Reddit: KVIIIlyn?! N’Golo Kanté?! Rupert Wingfield-Hayes?! From Julie: Soap for your teeth?!

Church dream / Glass toilet / Daniel Noody being arrested for exposing himself?!

April 25, 2016

I had a dream where the VCEFC was meeting in an auditorium, and I sat in the row ahead of Erin and others. Then I noticed what was actually said in the green bulletin: Billy’s son Benjamin had died in a car accident, and then there was a paragraph detailing how certain ex-members were terrible. […]

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!

Godown-Gross, Burns-Butts, Johnson-Wacker, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 30, 2016

Godown-Gross! Burns-Butts! Johnson-Wacker! Hunt-Kapture! Johnson-Holder! Baer-Teets! (Bare Tits) Beaver-Aiken! Butts-Fudger! Dueitt-Kute! Fang-Dang! Makin-Peeples! Moore-Drummer! Nutter-Boner! Puls-Johnson! Seeman-Sample! De Armendi-Backs!

Great timing on the guest parking pass, Amacon… / Baby Names in Decline

August 8, 2015

Amacon gave the apartment building residents some parking passes yesterday; it would have been way more convenient last year when Mike was around this place a lot, so that he might not have to park his car on Azure Road all the time! At least today is much more calm than exactly a year ago! […]