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Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?! Advertisements

Travis Couture-Lovelady?! / Melsun?! / Alvena?! / Zy’Leah?! / Rameir?! / Shak?!

May 25, 2018

From Julie: Melsun?! Reminds me of Selsun Blue, which my dad used to have in the bathroom… From Julie: Alvena?! If you’re going to feminize Alvin, at least go with Alvina! It also reminds me of salmon for some reason. Ah yes, “alevin salmon,” at least according to Google! From Julie: Nina is all very […]

Short people and perfection! / Duckens Nazon?! / Victor rodent repeller!

May 1, 2018

I called Barry at 9:40 this morning to remind him about going to Rona for a Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller, which cost $33. Kate had told me about them in Discord. We went there at 10:40 and he helped me plug it in here, too. Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller! From Alice […]

Dennis Nicewander, highly trained monkeys on Youtube, sleeping in tank tops

August 31, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. Dennis Nicewander is an attorney?! I got this on Youtube recently: “500 Internal Server Error. Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.” From Julie S. and Tina Belcher’s Twitter: There are only two things certain in life: 1. […]

Government branches! / Mail and email in 2001 vs. 2011! / Grim Vermeiren?!

August 11, 2017

“You Are the Judicial Branch” You have a well-developed sense of right and wrong, but you are always open to changing your mind about the details. You have a very rational mind. You never judge until you learn all of the facts and context for something. You are good at seeing issues in full. You […]

Lawyer Justin Bieber, financier James Dean, Frank Sinatra in public relations

July 6, 2017

There’s a Philadelphia-area lawyer named Justin Bieber?! There’s a Philadelphia-area financier named James Dean?! There’s a Philadelphia-area public relations professional named Frank Sinatra?!

King Cairo, Chyna, and Tyga?! / Use the force, Harry! / Knitted toilet paper?!

December 13, 2016

The Canucks played Carolina at 4 today, and were winning 5-2, but the Hurricanes ended up winning 8-6 at home. WHY DON’T THE CANUCKS KILL PENALTIES?! From Julie: Tyga, Chyna, and King Cairo?! Chris W. sent this Grammarly picture to me. How to offend four groups of geeks in one photo. “Use the force, Harry” […]

Ice Tea Baby Jesus Wilson / Sorry I peed, pooped, and barfed on your things!

October 13, 2016

TODAY IS NO BRA DAY! I plan on showering and doing laundry later this afternoon or so. From Reddit: Ice Tea Baby Jesus Wilson?! From Julie: Heartwarming Letters Humor Books! From Julie: Sorry I Pooped In Your Shoe, Sorry I Peed On You, and Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed!

Lawless Love, Velociraptor, Dick Butt, Jack Goff, Firmus Dick, Ida Ho, FUCK

August 19, 2016

Lawless Love?! Hey, he and his wife had the same birthday of January 7! Velociraptor?! Dick Butt?! Jack Goff?! Father Firmus Dick?! Ida Ho?! I love the word FUCK, and saying it often doesn’t make me any less intelligent than you.

My butt can only detect spicy flavors! / Tiger Chen, Eagle Yang, unicorn poop

August 13, 2016

From Chris W. via The Oatmeal: Here’s a guy sitting on the toilet with toilet paper nearby! “Deep Thought: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect? Why can’t I eat pancakes, and then 14 hours later, be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN?!” Tiger Chen?! Eagle Yang?! Unicorn poop!