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King Cairo, Chyna, and Tyga?! / Use the force, Harry! / Knitted toilet paper?!

December 13, 2016

The Canucks played Carolina at 4 today, and were winning 5-2, but the Hurricanes ended up winning 8-6 at home. WHY DON’T THE CANUCKS KILL PENALTIES?! From Julie: Tyga, Chyna, and King Cairo?! Chris W. sent this Grammarly picture to me. How to offend four groups of geeks in one photo. “Use the force, Harry” […]

Ice Tea Baby Jesus Wilson / Sorry I peed, pooped, and barfed on your things!

October 13, 2016

TODAY IS NO BRA DAY! I plan on showering and doing laundry later this afternoon or so. From Reddit: Ice Tea Baby Jesus Wilson?! From Julie: Heartwarming Letters Humor Books! From Julie: Sorry I Pooped In Your Shoe, Sorry I Peed On You, and Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed!

Lawless Love, Velociraptor, Dick Butt, Jack Goff, Firmus Dick, Ida Ho, FUCK

August 19, 2016

Lawless Love?! Hey, he and his wife had the same birthday of January 7! Velociraptor?! Dick Butt?! Jack Goff?! Father Firmus Dick?! Ida Ho?! I love the word FUCK, and saying it often doesn’t make me any less intelligent than you.

My butt can only detect spicy flavors! / Tiger Chen, Eagle Yang, unicorn poop

August 13, 2016

From Chris W. via The Oatmeal: Here’s a guy sitting on the toilet with toilet paper nearby! “Deep Thought: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect? Why can’t I eat pancakes, and then 14 hours later, be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN?!” Tiger Chen?! Eagle Yang?! Unicorn poop!

Non-microwaveable microwave containers and lids, trying a book, Kepler B. Funk

July 22, 2016

I unsubscribed from r/relationships since I got two bot messages intimating that my comments were abusive and misogynistic. WHO THE FUCK REPORTED MY COMMENTS?! From Pete: What do you mean, these microwave containers and lids aren’t suitable for use in the microwave oven or conventional oven?! Why not try a book? Infinite battery life, the […]

Dr. Jason Poon is a gynecologist?! / Wilaiporn Cox / Karmen Cox is a guy?!

July 17, 2016

Jason Poon is a gynecologist?! From Julie: Wilaiporn Cox was on a FORENSIC FILES episode?! Wait… Wilaiporn Cox’s HUSBAND was named Karmen?!

A Dutch tulip for Canada Day! / Facebook dragon stickers! / Funny ad placement

July 1, 2016

From Ryan B., Karla, and HOT 107 Edmonton: The Dutch bred a tulip specifically for Canada Day! From Julie: A Facebook dragon sticker of someone riding a dragon! From Julie on Tuesday morning: Dragon emojis! Man plunges to his death… ad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kervin Weaver and Derlyn Weaver?! / Dick Strange votes in Iowa, everybody!

June 11, 2016

From Julie: Kervin Weaver and Derlyn Weaver?! Dick Strange is an Iowa voter!

Law Power is a police officer?! / Mister Alexander?! / Rambo rending feelings

May 5, 2016

I added Helen M. Sturt via the GEEKY group on Facebook last night before I went to bed. Sgt. Law Power?! From Wesley: Mister Alexander?! Here’s the RAMBO title screen with some great NES Engrish! “Rend the feelings the heart with painful feelings.”

Craziness / Joelle Rollo-Koster, Dr. Ken Hurt, Dumas and McPhail

April 28, 2016

I may be crazy… but crazy is better than stupid! Joelle Rollo-Koster?! Dr. Ken Hurt is a dentist?! Dumas and McPhail?! Definitely not as funny if you pronounce Dumas the French way…