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Happy Mother’s Day from Casey Anthony! / Black Ness T-shirt #2 / A.J. Careless?!

May 12, 2019

Today is Mother’s Day 2019. I was slightly awoken by the sun in the window, then by quick footsteps outside the bedroom door. Later, it turned out to be Declan and Elysse running into their parents’ room to wish Deb a Happy Mother’s Day at 5 AM! SO EARLY, kids! We had a rushed breakfast […]

Barry plan changes / Deb’s address / Demetrius can’t make boys?!

May 1, 2019

Barry called at 12:30 to see if I was fine with changing our food shopping appointment on the 22nd to 11:30 instead of 11. That was totally fine! Before I forgot, I managed to give him Deb’s address for May 9, the day after my eye surgery. From MAURY: Demetrius says he’s not the father […]

SELECTED THEMES AND ICONS FROM MEDIEVAL SPANISH LITERATURE: Beards and Shoes?!

March 26, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Gotta make sure the NEW dragon hoodie and three NEW MARTEX towels are washed and (more importantly) dried properly! Since I had to do yet ANOTHER round to dry the hoodie sleeves properly (SO MUCH towel and hoodie lint!), I bit the bullet and called Hester. Yes, I could […]

Jaman Swearingen?! / Dying of dysentery on OREGON TRAIL!

August 8, 2018

I showered today. From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Jaman Swearingen?! From Julie: Get in, losers. We are going to go die of dysentery in OREGON TRAIL.

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?!

Travis Couture-Lovelady?! / Melsun?! / Alvena?! / Zy’Leah?! / Rameir?! / Shak?!

May 25, 2018

From Julie: Melsun?! Reminds me of Selsun Blue, which my dad used to have in the bathroom… From Julie: Alvena?! If you’re going to feminize Alvin, at least go with Alvina! It also reminds me of salmon for some reason. Ah yes, “alevin salmon,” at least according to Google! From Julie: Nina is all very […]

Short people and perfection! / Duckens Nazon?! / Victor rodent repeller!

May 1, 2018

I called Barry at 9:40 this morning to remind him about going to Rona for a Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller, which cost $33. Kate had told me about them in Discord. We went there at 10:40 and he helped me plug it in here, too. Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller! From Alice […]

Dennis Nicewander, highly trained monkeys on Youtube, sleeping in tank tops

August 31, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. Dennis Nicewander is an attorney?! I got this on Youtube recently: “500 Internal Server Error. Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.” From Julie S. and Tina Belcher’s Twitter: There are only two things certain in life: 1. […]

Government branches! / Mail and email in 2001 vs. 2011! / Grim Vermeiren?!

August 11, 2017

“You Are the Judicial Branch” You have a well-developed sense of right and wrong, but you are always open to changing your mind about the details. You have a very rational mind. You never judge until you learn all of the facts and context for something. You are good at seeing issues in full. You […]

Lawyer Justin Bieber, financier James Dean, Frank Sinatra in public relations

July 6, 2017

There’s a Philadelphia-area lawyer named Justin Bieber?! There’s a Philadelphia-area financier named James Dean?! There’s a Philadelphia-area public relations professional named Frank Sinatra?!