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Woman Dean, Trevon, Maji, Jamira, Tamica, Promysse, Dr. Glenn Payne, and Poo?!

April 29, 2019

From Julie: A woman named Dean?! I’ve heard of Billie Dean or something, but not Dean by itself… From Julie: Trevon?! From Julie: Noah is fine for a boy, but Maji?! From Julie: Jamira?! From Julie: Tamica?! From Julie: Promysse?! BAD SPELLING OF PROMISE! From Bored Panda: Dr. Glenn Payne the dentist?! From Bored Panda: […]

Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]

A ride from Eric! / Tereasa?! BAD SPELLING OF TERESA!

August 26, 2018

Today is National Toilet Paper Day! Eric M. emailed me to say that he can drive me to Beckett’s baby banquet at Golden Spring – PHEW! All I gotta do is buy him some chocolate, which I was going to do anyhow for his birthday. From Julie: Frank is fine, but Tereasa?! That’s not how […]

FINALLY, ERIC HO HANGOUT! The Pittsburgh Penguins and the 2017 Stanley Cup!

June 11, 2017

Eric Ho called me at 5:35 to say that he was heading down to Richmond, and alerted me to the fact that Nathan was back in town recently, so of course I checked out Nathan’s Facebook page! It’s true: Daniel is now a Doctor! Also, their mom Auntie Lillian is going to have a small […]

Ebisu Sushi birthday celebration with good friends! / Grilled beef skewers!

September 23, 2016

This afternoon, I called Ebisu to pre-emptively make a reservation for tonight: the table is only available for two hours, and they’ll hold it for only fifteen minutes?! Good to know. Vanessa also offered me a ride there since she was at her parents’ place, which was fine by me. Then I called Chrystal at […]

Name of the Year Archives 1! (331 names)

April 18, 2016

These are mostly from the Name of the Year archives. Cash Dixon Ringo Starlight?! Xzavie Jackson?! Monique Lawless?! Brothers named Sylvester Andre Thompson, Sylvester Durlentren Thompson, and Sylvester Primitvo Thompson?! Taco, Apple, Pork, Peper, Cofi, Colby, Pepci, Cinamaon-T, Chili, Sage, Bran, and Dentyne Pope?! Ignatius Babbage-Hockey?! Imogen Poots?! Ferrett Steinmetz?! theferrett doesn’t want to go […]

Love being like a fart / Fifteen funniest church bulletin bloopers! / Education

April 17, 2016

Billie was going to tell me that she didn’t really like Mike when she met him on July 29, 2014 at EXP. Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit. From Julie: Fifteen funniest church bulletin bloopers! “We don’t need no education!” “Obviously you do since you just used […]

Birthday Wishes 2015

September 22, 2015

BIRTHDAY WISHES 2015 Email: Jon N., Steph N., Harmony H., Lisa N., Christon S., Kevin L. {6} Evite / Event RSVP: Vanessa H., Billie E., Jennifer S., Aaron C., Kathy S., Christon S., Sabrina K., Eve M., Kevin L. {9} LJ: Matt A. / Deanna H., Deanna H., Eric H., Deanna H. {4} Facebook Wall […]

Wanting to change birthday dinner locations, missing affection, dismissal, a 4-0 win over the Flyers

January 15, 2015

CHECK THIS support after the breakup HAT TRICKS support after the breakup I replied to Mandy’s email last night before I went to bed, of course. She has it right about Mike, for sure. There are plenty of things here which have outlasted our relationship, including the two reams of paper which I bought from […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Si-Sk (SJenkins)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSianath’s Disease Cause: lack of human flesh Symptoms: revolving neck, extreme fatigue, extreme spontaneous combustion, gullibility Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSianParis’ Syndrome Cause: stress Symptoms: liver pain, […]