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Chrissy and Pac-Man necklace, being part of my journey, a one-cent sale at Lowes

November 19, 2016

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! 😀 From Oddee: 12 Cutest Photos of Quadruplets and Quintuplets I discovered that the TURBO MODE on SNES9X is the TAB key, so I was having way too much fun with it. This sped up the T-Rex Bat Challenge by an appreciable amount, and the same goes with auto-fights (though […]

Quadruplet comments, five-ply ASS WIPES toilet paper, dragon guitar, kidnapping

April 13, 2016

I got a blog comment from a quadruplet! One of the Smythe quadruplets – whose birthday is today – commented on one of my Quadruplet posts! It was Corey; not Justin, Ashley, or Tiffany! Vinesauce Joel EARTHBOUND stream Five-ply ASS WIPES toilet paper! I WANT THIS DRAGON GUITAR! Have you ever loved someone so much […]

Giving birth to turd quintuplets, Dick Assman, Robert Fagot, Brownie Shytles

November 12, 2015

Whoever is taking the Mt. Everest-sized dumps in this bathroom, please stop. It is wonderful that you can be repeatedly impregnated by fiber-filled foods and then give weekly births to turd quintuplets, but I am no longer impressed by your ability to eject large amounts of feces. Please take your outrageous defecations somewhere else. Dick […]

All-female quintuplets! / Rotisserie chicken, Golden Oreos, 33rd birthdays

April 16, 2015

Quintuplets born to Texas couple, hospital says A Houston hospital says a woman has delivered five girls in what it believes is the first set of all-female quintuplets born in the U.S. The Woman’s Hospital of Texas say Danielle Busby had her babies by Caesarean section April 8. Doctors say the children, born premature at […]

The Gallery of Regrettable Food, cheating, spring color, stage name, Quinterria, Tevin

March 20, 2015

James Lileks: The Gallery of Regrettable Food! Mike on July 21, 2013: “I know we’re exclusive, but is it cheating if I flirt with someone far away, since we won’t be able to see each other because of the distance?” WHAT DO YOU THINK?! He also thought we knew each other well on that date, […]

Goo Gone, engine heat, Chinese dragons, Nathan, meeting Ciel, PERFECT WORLD, playoff hockey

June 4, 2014

Mike and I discussed my computer settings, Coffeemate, Goo Gone, the resolution, Youtube videos, his car’s serpentine belt, his car’s engine heat level, Robert’s car not being sluggish, and bad drivers before going to the townhouse to pick up (tote) bags, purses, Neutrogena lip moisturizer, Kotex “barely there” pads, the 23-inch computer monitor and wires […]

12:12 on 12/12/12 … I’m pretty weird with a yellow personality!

December 12, 2012

12:12 on 12/12/12!!!!!! On a Scale of 1-5, How Weird Are You? You’re a 4 Overall, you’re pretty weird. You party all day, sleep all night, and all along the way, creep everyone else out. If someone thinks something’s normal, you make it crazy! But don’t forget, you sometimes remember your place and do what […]

Price-gouging, turd quintuplets, Jesse, Engrish

November 13, 2012

Talked to Chinese Eric on the phone last night about football, the Grey Cup, Youtube’s newest layout, weird excuses for skipping work, the TURD QUINTUPLETS sign, price-gouging after Hurricane Sandy (he was trying to find a word for “gouging,” poor guy!), earthquakes (he went through some small ones dating back to high school), his busy […]

BIRTHDAY CAKE OREOS / NO CURLING!

March 29, 2012

Eric had to buzz me on MSN last night; he tried convincing me to be a curling spectator, but I don’t think that’s going to happen. I do have my beloved weekly tradition – as a quirkyalone (which I also told him about), I need that part of my routine. I guess I knew I […]

Quintuplets Info, as of 2/29/12

March 1, 2012

Thank goodness for the Internet Wayback Machine! All info taken from Facts About Multiples. Total Sets I have recorded 795 sets of quintuplets in the world as of February 2012. Earliest Quint Births 999 C.E. – Unidentified – A reference was found in the Annales Ottenburani SA 999, in MGH Scriptores V: 4 or 5. […]