Campbell’s soup, tortellini, beef pot roast, melatonin, and Nourish Bowls!

I finally changed my Gmail signature this morning! No, my parents and some other email contacts are NOT good friends of mine! Old: “Congratulations! You have received this email because you are most likely a friend of mine in good standing. If you feel that you’ve received this message in error, please contact me by […]

Blue dragon taxidermy, being a limited edition, not needing people’s bullshit

I discovered that Aaron Parrish, Scott Wilson, and Dave Wong had unfriended me on Facebook as well, but I guess that’s okay. On a better note, I found out that Who Deleted Me? is now a Chrome extension, which means that I added it to my Slimjet browser since I could. 😀 A mounted blue […]

MUGSHOTS! / No hooking in Surrey, texting dogs and dancing elephants, SOUTH PARK

MUGSHOTS Sarah M. (lel) found me on the SDMB, and sent me a friendship request on there. Haha, this is great! From Vanessa: Here’s a pink sign in Surrey! “No hooking anytime. This is a no-hooking zone. You are being recorded and will be reported. Your vehicle can be taken away.” From Sara: A texting […]

Frank Pintabone, Candy Barr, Spar as a plant dragon, Catholic Match Pennsylvania

I heard about the awful Orlando gay club shooting. Rico recognized me on the SDMB, and sent me a private message asking me how and where I have been. I also heard that BORDER SECURITY (which Mike and I used to watch together) will be cancelled. The Pittsburgh Penguins just won the Stanley Cup, too! […]

SDMB! / Dan Rivers covering floods, Frances Crook, Paul Field in the Green Party

I discovered that the SDMB is apparently now no longer “pay to post,” and the last time I visited was apparently in 2007. Too bad I’m not in touch with anyone from there these days! Time to build things up, I guess? I do still recognize a bunch of names, like Ed Zotti, Erik / […]

Craziness / Joelle Rollo-Koster, Dr. Ken Hurt, Dumas and McPhail

I may be crazy… but crazy is better than stupid! Joelle Rollo-Koster?! Dr. Ken Hurt is a dentist?! Dumas and McPhail?! Definitely not as funny if you pronounce Dumas the French way…

Adrienne, Bridget, Larry, REDDIT GOLD EXTENSION, no Aaron P. / Satta?!

Adrienne Slimmon, Bridget Quinn, and Larry Bird all wanted to add me to Facebook – I’m not sure that’s a good idea! Hey, someone anonymous extended my stay in the Reddit Gold Lounge as a belated birthday present – NICE! Aaron P. unfriended me on Facebook, but that’s okay as the SDMB days were more […]

Erik conversations! / What Color Rubber Duckie Are You?

I just put all of Erik’s and my past conversations in GJ RQ 2. Yay for ideas which I have while I’m waking up naturally! You Are a Red Rubber Ducky You are a deeply emotional and intense person. You experience everything vividly, including bath time. You’re not good at hiding your true feelings. You […]

Doctor Unheimlich, X (XSimplyPerfectX)

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withX__WatchAndLurnitis Cause: mosquito bite Symptoms: feather growth, extremely cloudy urine, face blurring when photographed Cure: sleep Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withX_Breakdown’s Syndrome Cause: mobile phone radiation Symptoms: tooth lengthening, excessive pale skin, occasional tooth loss, being able to […]

Doctor Unheimlich, W-Wm (WhimsicalZephyr)

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWanaBNik’s Lurgy Cause: viral Symptoms: gullibility, beeping, occasional acne Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWanderLusty’s Disorder Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: nausea, mildly glow-in-the-dark blotches, imperceptibly impaired […]