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Exchanging Valentine’s cards at the store! / Valentine’s lotion and the hose!

February 15, 2018

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Cuya’s Discord server: The wife and I exchanged Valentine’s cards at the store. Then we put them back on the rack… done. From Kramer’s Discord server: Roses are for vases. Lotion’s for the skin. You will be my Valentine or get the hose […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god, Chinese illustrated dragon, dragon ear cuffs

February 15, 2018

ADD TO DRAGONS MEMORY ENTRY! Hester’s husband Ni came by for the fire alarm inspection at 1:40, then I went out at 2 on a 407 for on-sale Reese’s peanut butter and chocolate hearts x3 / a new on-sale Rubbermaid dish drainer / a pack of two on-sale Designer Workshop pillowcases / on-sale sriracha sauce […]

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD Valentine! / Pink salmon, mushroom soup, sensitive scanner!

February 10, 2018

I rediscovered that my wheeled luggage bag from July 2012 actually has multiple small holes in it, so that’s why everything from London Drugs was wet when I tried shopping for a bunch of canned stuff a couple weeks ago! Then I checked with Jon to see whether they needed me for Family Day on […]

Making the dog poop outside! / Poop-colored sleepwear!

February 6, 2018

A dog and a baby are talking. Baby: “Seriously? They make you poop outside?” Dog: “Yeah…” From Julie M. and Walmart: Angelina unisex plush animal one-piece novelty sleepwear / lounge wear! The actual color IS poop!

Destany Arnold?! Zandore?! / Chinglish discussions! / Smaller wallets?!

February 5, 2018

Jon said that they don’t need me today, which is fine. Frees up an extra day! Went out at 12:15 on a 407 to London Drugs, where I bought one on-sale towel and four more $2 washcloths (because I hadn’t started my laundry yet from the last time I bought them last week), some on-sale […]

Blaze Bernstein?! / Telvin Smith?! / Lee Jeans? / Mary Jane?! / Dorita Mayeaux?!

February 1, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2 in a game that somehow ended 20 minutes earlier than usual. Weird! Gaunce had TWO GOALS! From Julie: Blaze Bernstein?! As in blazing and burning?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Telvin Smith plays for the Jacksonville Jaguars in the NFL?! From Smosh: There’s a realtor […]

Putting on pants and leaving? / Rosalee Buttuls Martel? / Cuntmuffin douche mug!

January 31, 2018

From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea… until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house. From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school… This mug is from Julie: Hey […]

Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa! / Merci chocolates! / Hella Christofi / Having the flu!

January 28, 2018

I went out in the rainy weather at 2:10 on a 407 to buy Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa cough medicine (THE BEST!) / more stickers (PJ Masks / rewards!) / ten $2 MARTEX washcloths / on-sale NEW Merci chocolate ($8.88!) / a replacement GIBSON owl coffee mug / on-sale Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup x6 […]

52 Things To Do While You Poo! / A lacy toilet cover!

January 24, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: 52 Things To Do While You Poo, The Coloring Book?! From Julie M. and Wish: A fashionable lace toilet seat cover?!

Dragon wall painting! / Dragon jewelry! / Denying the existence of dragons!

January 16, 2018

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY! 😀 I left at 2:30 on a 407 for my 3:10 appointment with Dr. Ruby. Since I was early, I went to Big Crazy to see if they had beef jerky. They did, so I bought another salmon jerky (for Paul) and extra-spicy beef jerky for myself, plus hot and […]