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Early Charlemagne?! / Torrance is a name?! / Can’t stop drinking coffee!

June 17, 2018

It’s Father’s Day today. I discovered (old?) mouse turds in the storage box, so had to throw it (and stray lids) out along with all its contents: THE ASSASSIN’S CLOAK, Kleenex boxes, mini-Kleenex, papers, and more! Went out to Shoppers Drug Mart on a 407 at 11:30 to get a shrimp tempura roll for International […]

Dragoning intensifies! / Dueling dragons LED geode statue! / Dragon and coffee!

June 12, 2018

Adam L. is off Facebook again – MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND! I left on a 2:10 C94 to see Rachel (emotional work!) at 2:30 after COFFEE TIME. At least I managed to reschedule our afternoon appointment on the 26th because of my retina exam at the specialist that morning. I’ll have to show up […]

Sindarius Thornwell?! / Proctologists and knowing assholes! / Randee Herner?!

June 6, 2018

At 12:45, I went to the FYI Doctors place near London Drugs to see if I could be covered for an eye exam under disability. Good news: I AM PARTIALLY COVERED, so I booked an appointment for Friday afternoon at 2:20! Then I went to London Drugs for NEW Häagen-Dazs White Chocolate with Raspberry Truffle […]

Dr. Pitt Derryberry?! / Dewaysha?! SO WEIRD! / Latreice?! / Myron?! / Charity?!

June 4, 2018

I was NOT impressed with the JOY dumplings freezing into huge unmanageable blocky clumps, so I had to throw those clumps out. Unfortunately, Hester was there and told me that it wasn’t allowed to throw it out in the dumpster. Whatever, I can do what I want. I had to walk it to the bus […]

Dr. Megha Panda?! / Cerinity, baby Depaul with 12 fingers, and Lameshia?!

June 1, 2018

I went to the pharmacy next door at 1:50 to refill my prescription early; yes, even Adam commented on it! I’ll have to go back next week to get another box that’s not dangerously close to expiry at the end of June! Then I got the C94 shuttle bus for my first counselling appointment with […]

Miracle Crimes committing crimes?! / Draven?! / KP is a woman?! / Juicy?!

May 26, 2018

I left at 2:30 on a 407 to the liquor store, where I got on-sale Mike’s Hard Root Beer x6 and 1.14 litres of Fireball Whiskey. Then I went to Price Smart for orange / cherry / grape Popsicles, assorted New York Style / mango / blueberry / strawberry cheesecake, and a cherry strudel… and […]

NO WATER PRESSURE! / ICE BURN! / BEN AND JERRY ICE CREAM! / Beef teriyaki!

May 23, 2018

I woke up to NO WATER PRESSURE AT ALL at 7:30 AM, with NO NOTICES about it! NOT ACCEPTABLE! I very politely called Hester at 8:45 AM, who said that it was an emergency for the whole building, and that it should be fixed then. I tested it out using both sinks and the toilet, […]

STAR WARS Stormtrooper toilet decal, Donald Dump poop spoof pin, I LUV POO

May 22, 2018

From Julie M. and Wish: A toilet decal inspired by the STAR WARS Stormtroopers! From Julie M. and Wish: A Donald Dump spoof poop emoji pin! From Cuya’s Discord server: I LUV POO license plate on this Toyota Corolla in Georgia!

Dead mouse! / Passion fruit yogurt and Reese’s ice cream! / Clinton Bacon?!

May 17, 2018

Barry came by at 11:15 to help me with a flashlight / rubber gloves / steel wool, and left at 11:45. I gave him the parking pass, and he removed another dead mouse plus a nearby pack of playing cards. Since I didn’t have to help out today (which I found out at 2:40 right […]

Jamez Brickhouse?! / Ameria is a name?! / Jesus holding a baby velociraptor!

May 11, 2018

I went to London Drugs at 3:25 (just missing both buses!) on a 401 to get an on-sale Softsoap pomegranate and mango hand soap refill, on-sale Irish Spring bar soap, Purell hand sanitizer, NEW on-sale Brookside chocolate (Cherry and Tahitian Vanilla / Blackberry and Honey), Paul Newman Sockarooni pasta sauce, and on-sale store brand 150 […]