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Quinsha is a name? / Do you want to buy a ticket for the Runaway Five show?

July 21, 2018

After I bought a 3-pack of dark JOCKEY underwear at the Bay which was unexpectedly on sale for $9 off ($21.99 from $30.99), I showered and did laundry. I went out at 11 on an 407, and returned home at 11:30 on another 407 – YAY FOR BUS EFFICIENCY! I even found out where the […]

Kaine Horman and Kyron Horman?! / Niiko, Keegan, Karma, and Konstantine?!

July 20, 2018

From SCARY MYSTERIES: Kaine Horman and Kyron Horman?! From Julie: A girl named Karma?! From Julie: Keegan?! From Julie: Konstantine?! Why not just spell it with a C?! From Julie: Niiko?! Why put an extra I in Niko if it’s just going to be pronounced the same anyway?!

WHY GRIZZLY BEARS SHOULD WEAR UNDERPANTS! / Laksa, salad, smoothies, and ZOOP!

July 19, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 2 on a 401 to make it to Jon’s by 2:30 or so. Ayler asked me whether I brought chocolate this time – nope, because I chose not to, despite what he said about how that wasn’t true. He also told me that Jon said I had to fill […]

Christine Plentyhoops?! / Cash?! / Tylor?! / Kisha?!

July 18, 2018

Good thing I took a shower just now, because Jon wanted to confirm for tomorrow from 2:30 to 5:30! Sure, I guess! Christine Plentyhoops?! From Julie: Cash?! From Julie: Tylor?! BAD SPELLING of Tyler! Just spell it that way since it’s pronounced the same! From Julie: Kisha?! Reminds me of the Japanese restaurant here called […]

Bethlehem Tekola Gebru?! / Just stop talking… wait until you’re smarter!

July 17, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME since I got up at 7:30 AM, I left at 2:10 on the C94 for my therapy appointment with Rachel at The Caring Place, definitely intending to bring up Jimmy’s rage / brain injury and everything else! Good thing I checked my Google Calendar, which did NOT notify me of my […]

La Royce Lobster-Gaines?! / Duran Porrino?! / Kolleen?! / Morning Li?!

July 16, 2018

Jimmy FINALLY decided to unblock me and send me a message, saying that he’d fucked up royally and completely – NO SHIT! Later, I fielded an email from Mom about a dinner at Wo’s, but she didn’t include a date! I had to call Dad to find out that the dinner was on SUNDAY the […]

Dayshaun, Dorethea, Ebony for a black person, and De Chanel?! / Nobody cares!

July 15, 2018

Today is National Ice Cream Day! The computer just restarted! Edit at 9: Victor R. just added me from Reddit. YAY! From Julie: Dayshaun?! From Julie: Dorethea is NOT a good spelling for Dorothy or Dorothea! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Ebony for a black person is SO original and unique! Not! From Julie: De Chanel?! […]

Friday the 13th and Arnold Schoenberg! / Chardonnay Beaver?! / Rae is a guy?!

July 13, 2018

Fun fact from my UNCANNY BATHROOM READER #29: Classical composer Arnold Schoenberg feared the number 13… and died on Friday, July 13, 1951. It’s National French Fry Day AND Friday the 13th today! Chardonnay Beaver?! From Julie: Since when is Rae a GUY’s name?!

Andrew and chairs! / Jimmy and arguing! / Helping with my three nephews!

July 12, 2018

Yesterday at 5:55 PM, Andrew M. called me unexpectedly to ask if I was still looking for a computer chair. I said yes, and he said that there was a free and clean green one at 730 Cambie in Richmond, but it seemed like it may need a bit of vacuuming. He couldn’t get it […]

MAURY: Artimece?! / Dayton?! / Devonte’ ?! / Dion and Sharese?! / Maddox?!

July 10, 2018

Last night, Jimmy was trying to start fun times (as he calls it), but he got way too angry and pissed off because I told him that I’d be taking a break for at most 20 minutes (to do the holidays, which he KNEW ABOUT MONTHS AGO!), sent a lot of angry faces, said that […]