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Fishing jelly doughnuts out of the trash can, the Ninja Box, extermination

July 19, 2017

I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo decide to check out this jelly doughnut that they found in an Onett trash can. “A delicious-looking jelly doughnut, of the variety favored by police officers.” In EARTHBOUND TENTH […]

Bob Barker and parting gifts, a hand grenade, Denise Coke busted with cocaine

May 28, 2017

From Janina: Bob Barker on THE PRICE IS RIGHT says, “Parting gifts! We have a nice toaster for you, loser!” From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: A fire extinguisher labelled as a hand grenade?! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Detroit police busted someone named Denise COKE with a lot of COCAINE […]

Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin, Hello Kitty Goodbye Kitty, ketchup and mustard

May 21, 2017

I felt like I could finally take a shower tonight, so I did. 😀 I’m definitely going to do my laundry in a bit, too. 😀 From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin?! From Jazmin: Hello Kitty! Goodbye Kitty! The hole is her butthole! Written in ketchup and mustard: “We […]

EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK Enemies, #1-4!

May 11, 2017

These are all the enemies I could find in EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK by Mr. Accident. This game takes place in 2005. I used this Youtube video by Mill Village as a more accurate guide. Crazy Enemies Code: Pro Action Replay: C0281D80 / Game Genie: 6D4F-7704 AND Pro Action Replay: C0281E1A / Game Genie: FC4F-7764 […]

DOUBLE PENETRATOR! / Sergey Tuganov died after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

April 29, 2017

From Buzzfeed: DOUBLE PENETRATOR?! From Matthew Santoro: Sergey Tuganov dropped dead after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

Farewell and happy birthday to Steph! No stupid laundry detergent assumptions!

February 19, 2017

COFFEE TIME AGAIN! I went to Delta at 2:10 for Steph’s farewell / birthday dinner. Havarti was excited to see me, Fraser wanted to watch DORY for a bit on TV, and then Fraser called me “A-ma.” He is definitely communicating more now! (“mama / mo / yeah / no” plus gibberish) Harmony noticed his […]

Weird baby names: Ikea Dagless, ESPN Montana Real, and Vista Avalon Simser

August 11, 2016

I was tired of my huge WordPress draft slowing down for whatever reason, so I moved it over to a Notepad document for now. Much faster! It’s too big for Draft.com and Evernote! From Reddit: Ikea Dagless?! From Reddit: ESPN Montana Real, ESPN McCall, ESPN Curiel, and ESPN Blondeel?! From Reddit: Dev Orion Simser (DOS) […]

Grumpy Cat on morning people, farting and atomic bombs, farts on thermal camera

August 6, 2016

Grumpy Cat: I don’t like morning people… or mornings… or people. Fact: If you farted consistently for six years and nine months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Man gets caught farting on thermal camera on May 26, 2005!

Kervin Weaver and Derlyn Weaver?! / Dick Strange votes in Iowa, everybody!

June 11, 2016

From Julie: Kervin Weaver and Derlyn Weaver?! Dick Strange is an Iowa voter!

Tim Richman-Gadoffre, Nicholas Economides, Miss C. Sharp as a music teacher

May 14, 2016

Someone tried to log into my XENIA account from the Ukraine! What the heck?! Of course I changed my password! Tim Richman-Gadoffre is a Luxury Consultant… Nicholas Economides is an economics professor! Miss C. Sharp is a music teacher!