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Marc-Edouard Vlasic?! / Jesus riding a dinosaur! / Errek Jett?! / Hell rocks!

December 14, 2017

I made a new Discord group chatroom for me, Lex, Ika, Kaos, and Hope. HA! Take that, stubborn and toxic Jan! 😛 Marc-Edouard Vlasic plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Does this Croatian have any connection to the Vlasic pickle family?! From Not Always Hopeless and Very Demotivational: Jesus is riding a dinosaur. This renders […]

Phi-Anh Young, a sleeping police officer, a screwdriver, Zeth, a pirate cutlass

December 6, 2017

Julie said that she got my stuff today, so of course I had to chase people down and go into that Eastern Conference chat to see if Jimmy got his stuff, sent when I was feeling fine about our friendship or whatever. He had, and merely thanked me. Santa card, provinces and territories postcard, Stanley […]

EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK haiku and meeting! / Jonathan Toucan?!

December 3, 2017

In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, all the hackers and characters get together for a meeting at Burglin Park. Reid the Mr. Saturn composes a haiku: “EARTHBOUND is awesome / Here are seven syllables / Give us MOTHER 3.” Here is everyone in EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK! From Not Always Related: Jonathan Toucan?!

Large pizza as evidence, no problem at the meteorite, Mr. Saturn and the meeting

December 1, 2017

In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo go up to yet another Onett meteorite at the hilltop. They see the Bread Roll gift box, which now contains a Large Pizza instead. Then they talk to the nearby police officer, who had wanted to take the box in for questioning. “You […]

Green dragon fire! / Baby Henry and Santa hat! / Sidewalks, tacos, lime juice

November 20, 2017

At 2:45, I went to the pharmacy next door to check on the status of my new birth control prescription since I only have a week’s worth of Minoral. The new pharmacist said that I could pick it up tomorrow afternoon, which is good! Vanessa sent me a Facebook message at 4:45 to say that […]

Kathy Nettles, Lepidolite Mica, a parallel tacoverse, Mr. T, Entrak Entshuldigav

October 9, 2017

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, especially since I got up at 4:40 AM after going to bed at 11:30 PM! I also showered and did laundry, now that the surprise redrum has FINALLY ended! From Not Always Working: Kathy Nettles?! Do you grow nettles in your garden? From Not Always Right: Lepidolite Mica?! In EARTHBOUND […]

Fishing jelly doughnuts out of the trash can, the Ninja Box, extermination

July 19, 2017

I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo decide to check out this jelly doughnut that they found in an Onett trash can. “A delicious-looking jelly doughnut, of the variety favored by police officers.” In EARTHBOUND TENTH […]

Bob Barker and parting gifts, a hand grenade, Denise Coke busted with cocaine

May 28, 2017

From Janina: Bob Barker on THE PRICE IS RIGHT says, “Parting gifts! We have a nice toaster for you, loser!” From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: A fire extinguisher labelled as a hand grenade?! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Detroit police busted someone named Denise COKE with a lot of COCAINE […]

Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin, Hello Kitty Goodbye Kitty, ketchup and mustard

May 21, 2017

I felt like I could finally take a shower tonight, so I did. 😀 I’m definitely going to do my laundry in a bit, too. 😀 From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin?! From Jazmin: Hello Kitty! Goodbye Kitty! The hole is her butthole! Written in ketchup and mustard: “We […]

EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK Enemies, #1-4!

May 11, 2017

These are all the enemies I could find in EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK by Mr. Accident. This game takes place in 2005. I used this Youtube video by Mill Village as a more accurate guide. Crazy Enemies Code: Pro Action Replay: C0281D80 / Game Genie: 6D4F-7704 AND Pro Action Replay: C0281E1A / Game Genie: FC4F-7764 […]