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Coffee as a performance-enhancing drug! / Late July snacks in late July again!

July 27, 2018

I got a phone call and email from FYI Doctors, saying that my NEW GLASSES are ready! At least my spare glasses don’t have to be from the late 90s or early 2000s now! So I went out there at 4:35 before they closed at 5:30, to get my NEW GLASSES! Then I went to […]

Ceejhay French-Love?! / Are you happy, or is that a vuvuzela up your ass?

June 29, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left extra early (ugh) at 12:20 for my 1 PM rescheduled appointment with Rachel. I guess I have to take being half an hour early rather than ten minutes late, due to weird C94 scheduling. After that, I went to London Drugs and got on-sale Excel peppermint gum, and was very […]

St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland! / Creepy Easter Bunny 28!

March 17, 2018

Jackie M. added me to Facebook via Discord and Youtube, so YAY FOR THAT! I went to London Drugs at 1:30 on a 407 to get a TouchTop garbage can for my living room, on-sale store brand peanut butter, an Easter card and emoji stickers for Fraser and Henry, Alter Eco chocolate bars so I […]

Cuddling, then having sex! / Bad spelling and grammar! / LIE DOWN from a dog!

March 4, 2018

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today! From Julie C. and Whisper: I’d rather cuddle, then have sex. If you’re good with grammar, you’ll get it. I really want to like your post, but your spelling and grammar is so bad, I can’t. Man: “Lay down!” Dog, thinking: “It’s LIE DOWN, not LAY DOWN, stupid.” Grammar nerds […]

Cyanide and Happiness menstrual cycle / Wednesdays are bad, Gegar! BROKEN PASTA!

February 21, 2018

I went to London Drugs on a 401 (just managing to get the bus in the intermittent snowflakes) at 11:55 so I could get one more two-pack of Designer Workshop pillowcases since the half-price sale ends today. I got THE WRONG SIZE – I DON’T NEED KING SIZE! Also got a NEW steak and mushroom […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 5! / PAC-MAN is a brutal game! / LaPeaches?!

February 17, 2018

Eric Ho FINALLY sent me a fucking email (“sorry!”) saying that there was some Valentine’s Day thing at the art gallery. Not interested – he’ll have to make it up to me WELL. The Canucks played Boston at 7 tonight, and won 6-1! Loui Eriksson scored two goals! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 5! From […]

Orrtam is easier than Autumn?!/ Lester C. Madden! / Zombie, body, and mind

January 26, 2018

I called Barry at 9:30, he called me back at 10 to say he hadn’t listened to my message (SO WHAT’S THE POINT OF MY LEAVING ONE?!), and we were on our way at 11. At least I got my banking done and got a rescheduled food shopping appointment at 11 AM on Thursday the […]

Kinky Friedman, the four levels of insanity, Jerry N. Buckner, a zombie expiring

January 21, 2018

From The Federalist Papers: Kinky Friedman was a government speaker?! From Candy: The four levels of insanity! Talk to self, argues with self, loses argument with self, is no longer speaking to self. From Julie: Jerry N. Buckner logged on and logged off on his gravestone! A zombie shows up at the health club. The […]

Rainn Wilson! Sunn Wilson! / Zombies rolling eyes! / Covering up poop sounds!

January 20, 2018

From Julie: Rainn Wilson! Sunn Wilson! This zombie says, “Don’t roll your eyes at me!!” to another zombie. From We Love To Laugh: Bathroom tip! Discreetly cover up your poop sounds by continually shrieking at the top of your lungs.

Visual Anatomy Limited chocolates, unloquacious expressions, chicken horror show

January 15, 2018

A sick Jon asked me this morning if I still wanted to make it to his place since his student had cancelled yet another Monday lesson (which I did), and then wanted to know if I could make it on Thursday from 3:30-4:30 since Harmony is working then instead of next Monday because she wants […]