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Grabbing my boobs, Garfield hugging Pooky, alpaca llama / 90,000 Facebook likes!

April 5, 2019

My morning before 8 AM: Shaw going out for 10 minutes because of the 24/7 construction across the street (noise exemption bylaw) and then Windows decided to update 10 minutes after that…. Boo! I discovered redrum in the shower! Blood on the yellow shower pouf means that this (and the square-shaped soap) must be thrown […]

A pink poop emoji pillow, poop buddies mugs, three years sitting on the toilet

March 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A pink poop emoji pillow! From Julie M. and Wish: POOP BUDDIES FOREVER mugs! From Top Dog Plumbing New York: The average person spends THREE YEARS of their life sitting on the toilet.

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!

Princeton, Jalecia, Nard, and Bebe?! / Birds biting human toes! RAWR! Dinosaurs!

February 9, 2019

The Canucks played the Flames at 7 tonight, and won 4-3 in a shootout! EDIT: Kate left a post on my Facebook wall asking if I wanted to three-way call with Pothead Mike; OF COURSE I DID! I sent her my number and we were on a roll after that. Mike said it was good […]

A witchy pentacle cat making noises! / Batman Batsuit history infographic!

January 29, 2019

I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place, and got home at about 3:50. Now there’s going to be no water on Thursday?! Damn construction and sewer upgrades, haha! From Julie: When you discover what your cat is really doing up all night making noises… here’s a witchy […]

Vanessa and Cassidy / Shortbread, eyedrops, T&T! / Mario saving the princess!

January 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Vanessa and baby Cassidy picked me up at 11:30 so we could hang out before my eye cataract surgery on Thursday. We went to the Lansdowne Mall food court to try the good dumplings / SLB / wonton at R&H House, and bubble tea at Fresh Elements. Then we walked around T&T […]

LOQI bags! / Purdy’s! / Xmas dinner! / Someone’s cookies gave Santa the shits!

December 25, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went to Jon and Harmony’s at 2:05 on a 401 with the Charlotte’s holiday butter cookies and EMOJI MOVIE Memory Matching cards / Mega Bloks Smash Stunt Zeg truck for Hiero’s birthday. We had golden beets, salad with walnuts and other garnishes, cauliflower, potatoes, eggnog, cookies, and other things as part […]

7-6 OT WIN! / Helen Y. voice chat / Venom becoming a hero with his huge tongue!

November 2, 2018

I got to voice call Helen Y. yesterday via Facebook Messenger – SO GOOD TO HEAR THE OTHER’S VOICE! Diane also re-friended me… okay, then! I also finally deleted all the Video Game Enemies albums on Facebook! They were fun at the time, but trying to redo them because various pages have gone bye-bye is […]

Secret, behind-the-scenes MOTHER 3 info that only pigs know? / Witches Baby Ruth

October 30, 2018

Pig 1 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “There’s actually secret, behind-the-scenes info about MOTHER 3 that only pigs know…” Bonus: Fassad is in this shot since Flint went to the farm after Hinawa’s funeral. Pig 2 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “I’m a pig, but I don’t know any secret MOTHER 3 info that only […]

Ewok With All The Trimmings! / Turkeys gobble, Grandma!

October 5, 2018

Thanksgiving! “Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!” “Happy TURKEY EH right back atcha!” “Canadian Thanksgiving is the only prequel that doesn’t depress me. Why do you guys eat your turkey a month early?” “Why do you guys eat your turkey a month LATE?” “Touché.” “Quit copying! French is OUR second language.” Julie W. sent this to me via […]