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Womaintenance, getting the lips to join a subreddit, Garfield NOT being a girl!

June 12, 2017

From Reddit on September 18, 2015: Stupid OP named Molerus… “Womaintenance” is NOT a word! “Maintenance” does NOT need to be feminized because it does not contain the word “man,” and it makes for a pretty poor pun! (Yay for my alliteration!) From Reddit on September 19, 2015: What the fuck is with the OP […]

Fraser and apples, space dragon and sun flare, a dragon farting fire at a knight

May 27, 2017

Steph and Fraser called me at about 1:10 PM today, which was at least a fine surprise. Fraser said that he was eating apples and crackers, and could answer “yeah” when prompted to answer my various simple questions about whether he liked the zoo. I said that I would hopefully be having dinner with Chrystal […]

Hot Pocket full of shells, editors hearing punctuation, coming out in pajamas

May 17, 2017

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! From Discord: Hot Pocket full of shells! This one genuinely made me laugh! From GIRLS WITH SLINGSHOTS: “I’m an editor. I can HEAR punctuation!” From George Takei: When someone asks you to come out, but you’re already in pajamas… “It’s a NO from me.” Simon Cowell has it […]

Spoiled messy siblings, Nokia connocting poopie, FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty

March 29, 2017

From Janina and Rotten Ecards: Dear Mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled / ungrateful / messy / bratty child like my sibling. Love, your favorite. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Nokia connocting poopie! From JBook: FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty based on the boss music!

Period expectations vs. reality / Awesome sisters / Jakita / I’m a woman!

February 22, 2017

I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online today. My hydro bill is below $68 for the first time since December 2014 – WOO! Speaking of Shaw, they had a brief outage today, so I read my RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT book instead. From Reddit: Period expectations vs. period reality! A lovely pad vs. […]

Genesis and gay marriage / Bananas going bad / London Drugs: Gum in emergencies!

February 21, 2017

From Rock 101: Those people who are against gay marriage and say, “In Genesis, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” are so narrow-minded. Everyone knows that in Genesis, it was Phil, Mike, and Tony. From Reddit and Extra Fabulous Comics: A guy in his kitchen says, “Aw man. These bananas are going […]

Chuck Long the quarterback, the voices in my head, six minutes a day to pee

February 18, 2017

I scored a free red Roots Canada toque (size Small) by checking my mail at 6 tonight, so of course I took the opportunity to launder some towels and other winter hats along with it soon afterwards! The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight. Calgary scored with SIX SECONDS LEFT in the game to send […]

Pony birthday cake, heartlessly ignoring a silent bird, spoons stirring pasta

February 2, 2017

I went out to London Drugs again at 1:15 (just missing the 401) and bought half-price Cottonelle toilet paper x2, on-sale Bija direct trade organic chocolate x2 (Peruvian Incaberry / Cayenne and Wild Ginger) for Harmony’s birthday, and 88-cent Scotties Kleenex x3 before the snow might hit tomorrow. While there, I had to push someone […]

Vegetables being made into poop! / Some people dying from pooping too hard

January 21, 2017

I hate dealing with EMERGENCIES! This time, I blame the salted radishes! From Vanessa and Crap I Feel Like Posting: Corn, broccoli, and a carrot get eaten with a fork. They make it down the digestive system to the colon, then are made into poop! The happy corn says, “Again!” From Julie S. and Scary […]

THE ART OF THE FART, Hendrix Osiris Merlin Nash, Doom and Spiderman attacking

January 11, 2017

PRODUCT WARNINGS: I shouldn’t buy La Molisana pasta sauce because I can’t even open the lids with the jar opener! Similarly, I shouldn’t buy Welch’s prune juice because I can’t open the lid without the help of the jar opener! THE ART OF THE FART! (by Stephen Bryant) From Reddit in September 2016: Hendrix Osiris […]