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Winnie the Pooh taking a poop at lunch and at work!

November 7, 2019

At least I texted Frances yesterday to wish her a happy early birthday! Auntie Bessy wants to meet up with me for breakfast tomorrow at 9 AM near Kam Do Bakery. Sure, I guess so. Winnie the Pooh on Reddit: Taking a poop on your lunch break vs. taking a poop after clocking in for […]

No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! / What’s Your Monster Movie?

October 31, 2019

From Julie: No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! Michael the Contractor, Small Fish Woman, Alive Toy, Garbage Troll, Hulking Maniac, Private School Child with Stick, Cheese Pervert, and Space Dog. From Gregg’s for Halloween 2013: What’s Your Monster Movie? Beware! The Disco Hairy Werewolves!

Bameron?! / Telly Zelly?! / Using the restroom at work! / Wash Your Nuts!

October 29, 2019

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Bameron?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Telly Zelly?! The obscene phrase was “suck my dick” – why get that tattooed AT ALL, let alone on your forehead?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Larz?! From Julie: How people use the restroom at work, or in any public place… […]

Ionosphere Torres?! / Dipping Vagisil / Mexicans, Xanax, panic attacks / Turkey!

October 14, 2019

Today is Thanksgiving 2019, and I showered today! Nate from the r/Canucks Discord server blocked me because apparently I was going to bring up that autistic 14-year-old’s following him to his house no matter how he felt about it. Yes, of course I will because IT’S DANGEROUS, you freshly-minted 19-year-old who thinks you’re hot shit! […]

English teacher party games! IT’S and ITS via blindfold! / I can hear Lil Jon!

October 12, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: Do not buy Tim Horton’s canned soups anymore. The can tab breaks off way too easily! There might be an impending transit strike like there was in summer 2001 for four months?! YIKES! I showered and did laundry today before I took an impromptu nap. NO MELATONIN TONIGHT! The Canucks played Philadelphia tonight […]

Enlarged Canucks icon 1 / Santa waiting till December! / Fear the Canucks fans!

October 5, 2019

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 7, and lost 3-0. UGH! Canucks icon 1, enlarged! This jack o’lantern talking to Santa is from I Love Halloween: “December, fat man! This is MY holiday! Now hop back into your sleigh and wait your damn turn!” Never mind the Canucks players – FEAR THE FANS!

OMW is stupid and lazy! / Hot and sour soup noodles! / FACEPALM SHUNK! CRAP!

September 30, 2019

From Discord on August 15, 2019: OMW is a pretty stupid and lazy abbreviation – just spell out ON MY WAY! You could do that for EXCITED and ANNIVERSARY! Also, nobody cares about your anniversary gift to your husband: cotton socks with pets on them. In the big Corelle bowl, we have hot and sour […]

Old-timey doctors, not making up lies about me, YMCA and the Village People

September 30, 2019

From Julie M. and Laugh or Leave: Being an old-timey doctor would rule. You’d be just drunk as hell, giving advice like: “Yeah, you got ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it.” From Julie M. and Lmao Mommy: If I’m ever murdered or kidnapped, please don’t make up lies about me. I […]

Beckett saying hi / GIF resizer! / Pencil getting dinner with eraser editor!

September 17, 2019

GIF Resizer 9/17/19 is also a palindrome date AND MY BIRTHDAY! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:30 on a 401 to help with the kids. I JUST missed the Brighouse train because of someone shoving their way onto the elevator when the door was closing, and ALMOST missed the 3 bus at Marine […]

Paraskevi Repousis?! / Daija?! / Ramiyah?! / Michaley Adkins?! / Tyres Jones?!

August 28, 2019

From Youtube: Paraskevi Repousis is a woman?! Makes me think of paraskevidekatriaphobia and Friday the 13th! From Julie: Daija?! From Julie: Ramiyah?! From Crime Watch Daily: Michaley Adkins?! She was named after a bar! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Tyres Jones, Senior?! Like tires on a car?!