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FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Imgur Bad and Unique Name Albums!

July 7, 2017

Last night, I finished uploading all my 2600 Bad and Unique Baby Names photos to Imgur in seven albums! I was up at 6:55 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Imgur Bad and Unique Baby Names Albums! http://imgur.com/a/w0quF (Awkward Wedding Name Combos!) http://imgur.com/a/AD2Bo (Bad and Unique Baby Names 1!) http://imgur.com/a/HHLsm (Bad and Unique […]

James Brown the Godfather of Soil, provost Vincent Price, Winston Churchill

June 28, 2017

Last night, I finally finished the tiny sample size bottle of Crown Royal 90% rye whiskey that I got on April 18! You bet I’m keeping this bottle, too! Tonight, I found 24/7 Youtube streams of AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY, so of course I watched some of that! There’s a Willow Grove (Pennsylvania) landscaper […]

Matlatzinca Montoya, Alyssa Hatmaker, Aargle Zymurgy, Alethia Cyrus, Arhi Mith

May 31, 2017

I showered tonight… ugh, greasy hair! 😛 Then I tried the Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops, telling Cuya what I thought about them on Discord. They’re slightly disappointing, so I won’t be buying them again. Real poutine is way better, of course! Unknown5 – Creepy / morbid / interesting historical things! From Not Always Working: Matlatzinca […]

Time spent on her knees?! / Cool three-headed red dragon! / Water dragon!

May 14, 2017

From Reddit: Here’s a WTF Mother’s Day 2016 church sign from the First Baptist Church in Laingsburg, Michigan! The best gift a mother can give is time spent on her knees. Three-headed red dragon! Water dragon!

Erection in progress / Yaaaouch! / GAU! / Philemon Winter! / Golden skeletons!

May 2, 2017

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Erection in progress! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin and Shadow make it to this crazy old man’s cabin. He is really Gau’s father, and threatens to throw them out onto the Veldt. Sabin decides to touch the burning hot stove: “Yaaaouch!” In FINAL FANTASY […]

Stupid CRIME INC. banning me! / Aaron Jerome Megatron / Jeralynn and Jeremiah

April 24, 2017

I saw a dog-related post in CRIME INC. on Facebook, so of course I asked why it was there. They deleted my CRIME-RELATED Youtube playlist of CRIMINALLY LISTED videos on the 13th, yet that dog post (and numerous other non-crime posts about people’s work and personal lives) stays up?! If I’d known THAT was going […]

Jesus coming once a year, Death Valley Road, Jesus getting his nails painted

April 16, 2017

Since I was up at 5:30 AM after going to bed at 1:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! What the fuck, body? I’m definitely taking melatonin tonight before bed! WTF church sign from the Kingsley Lake Baptist Church: Easter comes once a year. How often do you? A Twitch streamer I follow (Highspirits) is doing […]

Gummi Durian! / A double Yangus in DRAGON QUEST 8?! / Denis O’Pray is a rector?!

April 9, 2017

The Canucks played the Oilers at 6 tonight in their last game of the 2016-2017 season, and ended it on an eighth straight loss. Jordan Eberle had a hat trick and Coonor McDavid had his 100th point while the Canucks lost 5-2. In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo / the […]

Elaine, hot tea and hotties, cilli beep, carlic beep, peppar chicken

March 27, 2017

As planned, Elaine called me at 4:40 today. I was surprised to see a 603 area code / phone number, but I knew she was going to call. We talked about Steph, Ayler, Hiero, Fraser, her kid Josh, swimming lessons, her husband Matt, their getting together with a lot of Vancouver friends, Chuck and Andrea […]