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Chinese New Year 2020! / Grumpy Cat on stupidity! / Philander Smartt is Mormon?!

January 25, 2020

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2020! It’s the Year of the Metal Rat… YAY! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2020 with a rat, lanterns, and flower! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year with people and cherry blossoms! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year 2020 with people, […]

VCEFC! / Hiero’s 6th birthday party: UBC Gymnastics! / Mango cheesecake! / Puke!

January 19, 2020

I discovered that Andre had unfriended / blocked me on Facebook – WHAT THE HECK?! Eric picked me up at 8:50 AM so I could use church as a vehicle to get to the Osborne Gym at UBC for Hiero’s 6th birthday party. It helps that his hockey is all the way out at UBC, […]

Ram In The Bush Christian Center? Herpes Pizza? / Clete Landis? / Lesli Hubbard?

December 15, 2019

I discovered a certain copper smell and then surprise redrum, which I was trying to AVOID! UGH! RIGHT BEFORE MY TRIP! Trying a hydrogen peroxide, salt, and dish soap remedy now… From Julie and Anorak UK: Ram In The Bush Christian Center?! Herpes Pizza?! From Julie: Clete Landis?! Like tennis cleats? They also need to […]

Chandrika Creech?! / Kam McLeod and Bryer Schmegelsky?! Yum, Breyer’s ice cream!

November 21, 2019

From CRIME WATCH DAILY: Chandrika Creech?! She isn’t even black! From Global BC on July 23, 2019: Kam McLeod and Bryer Schmegelsky?! BAD SPELLING OF CAM! Also, it should be Bryan! Bryer just makes me think of yummy Breyer’s ice cream! Good thing they killed themselves on August 7!

Big Bone Lick, Kentucky? / Queen Elizabeth I and the Tudors / Mike Rust My Crust

October 28, 2019

FUCK – there’s going to be a bus strike in three days! At least they want to reduce overcrowding. The Canucks played Florida tonight at 7, and won 7-2! FIVE GOALS IN THE FIRST PERIOD, AND ALL THE FORWARDS GOT AT LEAST ONE POINT! Big Bone Lick, Kentucky?! From Pete and Medieval Jollity: Queen Elizabeth […]

Poop Emoji Graduation A+ Lollipop!

October 28, 2019

Poop Emoji Graduation A+ Lollipop!

Brad Marchand getting two minutes for existing, NHL icon enlarged, 359 thumbs up

October 11, 2019

From Reddit and r/hockey: Brad Marchand gets a two-minute penalty for existing! Yes, definitely Photoshopped! NHL icon, enlarged! In my fandom, slashing is a two-minute penalty. New record for most thumbs-up on my Youtube comments: 359 on a Female Killers video on the Marie Robards case, uploaded on November 18, 2015! “Steve won’t make it […]

Rev. Pix Butt?! / Yellow and green dragon! / Aafaq Manejwala?! / Jaleayah Davis?

September 22, 2019

I had to do some laundry and haul it up the elevator again because I got some potato soup on my pants! While that was going on, I called Nick out for being a flaky millennial yesterday. No, he can’t use a bad hangover and “depression” as an excuse. Say what I will about my […]

69,420 days from August 20, 2019 until April 20, 2069?! / Mentos and more!

August 20, 2019

From the r/hockey Discord server: There are 69,420 days from August 20, 2019 until April 20, 2069?! Mint Chewy Dragees Mentos! Clorets gum! Arctic Frost Mentos chewing gum! Wintergreen Icebreakers mints! Cinnamon Icebreakers mints! Cherry Berry Splash / Strawberry Icebreakers Sours! Thanks for the birthday 2010 gift, Mom and Dad! Cheese Nips crackers! Thanks for […]

Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]