Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘church’ Category

Compulsively late churchgoers! / Jarred Moyer?! / Jaxx Fox?! / Kabe Stewart?!

November 4, 2017

Sabrina said that the Shark Club is across the street from Stadium Skytrain station (and should be busy after the game), said that there wasn’t any snow where she was, and then said that she was staying home because of her dog’s health. Very understandable! I appreciated what she said, of course. If I can […]

Medusa Jordan, Celestina Kelzia, Jubei Kelzia, Christle Boose, Daisy Baba

October 8, 2017

From Not Always Working: Medusa Jordan?! From Not Always Right: Celestina Kelzia?! Unfortunately, she’s also a furry… Wait, Celestina Kelzia is married to someone named JUBEI Kelzia?! Reminds me of Ju-Jubes and “yu-bei hei!” in the Chinese choir… From Not Always Hopeless: Christle Boose?! That’s not how you spell Crystal / Chrystal / Christal… From […]

Charismatic! / A bunch of funny FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Ability descriptions!

October 3, 2017

I called Chrystal at work at 12:30 – to my surprise, she was on reception duty! We made plans for her to treat me to a belated birthday dinner on Friday the 13th; we’ll meet at 7-ish at the London Drugs near Broadway Station. Sounds good to me! “You Are Not Charismatic” You are not […]

No Joyce! / Mike B. and early birthdays! / Stephen Colbert! Stephen Warmbert!

September 15, 2017

I noticed that Joyce – whose birthday is today – had unfriended me from Facebook. Her loss! It was also COFFEE TIME by default since I got up at 7:20 AM. Mike B. had sent me a cool message to wish me a happy early birthday, so that definitely made me smile! “You See the […]

Naomi Nicely and short marriages! / Increasing things someone doesn’t like!

September 11, 2017

I woke up at 5:30 AM today for some reason, but went back to sleep about three hours later. Vanessa says that she can come to my sushi gathering, too. Now I’m just talking to Shiv about a bunch of stuff – always good! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Naomi Nicely has or […]

SHORTIE LIKE MINE, Journei Green, Tiberius Winchester, Ricky van Wolfswinkel

August 30, 2017

I discovered that David Ho had unfriended me, too! From Buzzfeed: SHORTIE LIKE MINE: Addicted to how we kick it?! From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Journei Green?! That’s not even a name spelled correctly… From Not Always Working: Tiberius Winchester?! From Buzzfeed: Ricky van Wolfswinkel?!

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

Audrey Pennypacker / Barry Shitpeas / Jason, Amos, and me as Awana secretaries!

July 25, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT since I was up at 7:15 AM! Tommy’s friend Jimmy Curran added me to Facebook – okay, then! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Audrey Pennypacker?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Barry Shitpeas?! From Golden: Jason W., Amos W., and me as Awana secretaries at church on March […]

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Imgur Bad and Unique Name Albums!

July 7, 2017

Last night, I finished uploading all my 2600 Bad and Unique Baby Names photos to Imgur in seven albums! I was up at 6:55 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Imgur Bad and Unique Baby Names Albums! http://imgur.com/a/w0quF (Awkward Wedding Name Combos!) http://imgur.com/a/AD2Bo (Bad and Unique Baby Names 1!) http://imgur.com/a/HHLsm (Bad and Unique […]