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SNOW?! / FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF final time! / Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?!

February 18, 2018

MORE SNOW?! DAMMIT, WEATHER! Final Time of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF: 32 hours, 23 minutes! From Julie: Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?! Reminds me of Amir, Jarmiroquai, and Felicia! Advertisements

Creepy Easter Bunny 1! / Just Ice and Just Water! / Jon, me, and white Eric!

February 10, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 1! From Pete and Science Humor: Justice Just Ice and Just Water! Steph took this picture of me and Jon at a Chinese restaurant (Louis Garden?) at some point in early 2008! Wow, so long ago! TEN YEARS! Steph took this picture of me and white Eric singing a hymn […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Mastering all the SPOOF jobs! / Vicks!

January 25, 2018

Melvin Berry unfriended me on Facebook because I told him not to fucking quiz me on esoteric WWII history knowledge or country music knowledge. Fine by me! Some Canucks fans, I swear! Talked briefly to both Steph and Myles on FB Messenger: Of course I’ll do what’s best for my health, and I knew Mom […]

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

Circumcision obituary / Mt. Oriander in Summer / Emerald Pellot and Celem?!

January 3, 2018

Harmony emailed the family about Hiero’s birthday party later this month on the 21st at noon – at least I know where Pizzeria Barbarella IS, and it doesn’t conflict with the hockey game later that evening or anything! From Oddee: Reading this obituary, I don’t want to know that Chan Holcombe’s dad circumcised him with […]

A magical poop-stealing water chair! / A shit poop rainbow! / Holy Poop!

December 15, 2017

Auntie Bessy added me on Facebook, haha. Nice! I also got a Christmas photo card in the mail from Steph, Lisa, Fraser, and Henry – AWESOME! From Jazmin and I’m Not Right in the Head.com: This magical poop-stealing water chair only works if you hold the handle down at least three seconds. Please remember to […]

Saturday birthday dinner, Dilys, Trish, Ivan, Communion glass on a Xmas ornament

December 3, 2017

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. Tonight’s menu: Heirloom Bean Chili with Garnishes (cheese, rice, avocado, and onions) Cornbread Winter Green Salad with Citrus Vinaigrette Quince and Apple Crisp Agua de Jamaica Dark Chocolate Cookie Cheesecake Beer / Coffee Porter / Pot Filler / Gluten-Free Cider After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up […]

Compulsively late churchgoers! / Jarred Moyer?! / Jaxx Fox?! / Kabe Stewart?!

November 4, 2017

Sabrina said that the Shark Club is across the street from Stadium Skytrain station (and should be busy after the game), said that there wasn’t any snow where she was, and then said that she was staying home because of her dog’s health. Very understandable! I appreciated what she said, of course. If I can […]

Medusa Jordan, Celestina Kelzia, Jubei Kelzia, Christle Boose, Daisy Baba

October 8, 2017

From Not Always Working: Medusa Jordan?! From Not Always Right: Celestina Kelzia?! Unfortunately, she’s also a furry… Wait, Celestina Kelzia is married to someone named JUBEI Kelzia?! Reminds me of Ju-Jubes and “yu-bei hei!” in the Chinese choir… From Not Always Hopeless: Christle Boose?! That’s not how you spell Crystal / Chrystal / Christal… From […]

Charismatic! / A bunch of funny FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Ability descriptions!

October 3, 2017

I called Chrystal at work at 12:30 – to my surprise, she was on reception duty! We made plans for her to treat me to a belated birthday dinner on Friday the 13th; we’ll meet at 7-ish at the London Drugs near Broadway Station. Sounds good to me! “You Are Not Charismatic” You are not […]