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Poop Time! / This toilet paper really cleaned my anus! / No-smell pooping!

March 17, 2018

From Someecards and Reddit: Poop time via pie chart! Time spent actually pooping, vs. time spent pretending that you have more in you while browsing Internet and using any possible opportunity to distract yourself from upcoming imminent realization that at some point, you have to leave this peaceful, warm, and cozy bathroom and step out […]

No picking your nose in the car! / Shelli Montague Tipping?! / Humpty and Dumpty

January 30, 2018

Vanessa got her card already, which shouldn’t surprise me even if I did mail it on Sunday. The Canucks played Colorado at 7 tonight; the game had to go to overtime, and Vancouver won 4-3! Yuri is also back on Discord, so YAY FOR THAT! From Julie M. and Someecards: Being in a car does […]

What I got for Christmas 2017!

December 27, 2017

What I got for Christmas 2017! * lots of online wishes! (Holly L., Mikki M., Jim S., Ryan B., Billie E., Sean K., Sean S., Mandy D.-R., Nas, Jan M., Kitty B., Barb D., Vanessa H., Ellen W., Mike B., Shelley H.) * homemade chocolate peanut Eat More bars from Vanessa H. * a surprise […]

Cow vomiting in a washroom, horses and free time, Interceptor and strangers

April 27, 2017

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – […]

Stupid CRIME INC. banning me! / Aaron Jerome Megatron / Jeralynn and Jeremiah

April 24, 2017

I saw a dog-related post in CRIME INC. on Facebook, so of course I asked why it was there. They deleted my CRIME-RELATED Youtube playlist of CRIMINALLY LISTED videos on the 13th, yet that dog post (and numerous other non-crime posts about people’s work and personal lives) stays up?! If I’d known THAT was going […]

Cthulhu 2012, Wong Fook Hing Book Store, Wave Ryder, Blaze Ryder, Commander King

April 7, 2016

The Canucks played the Flames at 6 tonight, and lost 7-3. Vote for Cthulhu in 2012! From Pete and Rock 101: If you cannot find the book that you are looking for, then you’re obviously in the… Wong Fook Hing Book Store! Wave Ryder?! Here’s his brother… Blaze Ryder?! Commander King?!

Nyani, Shelley, DRAGON STICKER, replacement Vitamin C / medicine / echinacea

January 2, 2015

After deleting Mike’s and my FB conversation history so I wouldn’t be tempted to look at it, I discovered an extra Christmas card from Nyani M. (browngirl) and a Christmas card and Halloween / dragon / fantasy stickers from Shelley S. (always_bryn) in today’s mail! Then I went out at 4:25 to return the Buckley’s […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Se-Sh (Seabreeze)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSeaBreezeosis Cause: cursed Japanese video Symptoms: extreme euphoria, mild thirst for human blood, neck swelling Cure: none Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSeaMoon’s Lurgy Cause: falling over Symptoms: extreme delusions, aggression, forgetting what day it is, leaning at 45 […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Al-Am (AlyssaLina)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAlannaramaosis Cause: old library books Symptoms: hearing voices, tongue forking, sudden leg numbness, buzzing noises Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAlcina2’s Disorder Cause: allergy to spam Symptoms: shouting, frequent Hitler moustache, neck lengthening, frequent dislike of modern […]

Birthday Wishes, 2014

September 21, 2014

Email: Vicky L., Jason C., Dan W., Sharon W., Eric H., Denise M., Christon S., Deb L., Dylan L., Steve L., Mandy D.-R. {11} Gmail Chat: Halafax Sam {1} LJ: Carollee (magenta_girl) [also sent me an LJ message], Hockey Pool (mishey22, amythology, myrevival) EndlessBlush {6} Facebook Wall Posts: Cecilia M., Lucas N., Amanda B., Alana […]