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Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! / Franchesca Eusebio?

January 6, 2020

From Til Death Do Us Part: Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! BAD SPELLING of Ashley, Boston, Teague (not even an okay name), and Titus! From Period Memes: Franchesca Eusebio?! BAD SPELLING OF FRANCESCA!

Trapped inside a snow globe! / Dwynne Farneson?! / Grammartif macht frei

December 8, 2019

Vanessa wanted to get together yesterday for lunch at Mama’s Dumplings, but I fobbed her off until Tuesday (when she’ll have Cassidy) with an excuse once she wanted me to bus to Coppersmith Place: the Canucks-Sabres game at 1 AND my broken suitcase! She actually messaged me at 12:30 today to say that she’s trying […]

George, Washington?! / Mixed messages about dumping your dead body in the river!

November 17, 2019

Bunnies outside in mid-November! Dr. Oetker Chocolate Brownie Cake, the last of the four new flavors! George, Washington?! From Janina: Somewhere along the way, you got the impression that I won’t kill you and dump your body in the river. I apologize for sending mixed messages.

Danyelle Sommerville?! BAD SPELLING! / I’d never kill an animal, but people!

November 10, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Devils today at 1, and lost 2-1. Via Diane: Danyelle Sommerville?! YELL is right in the name! BAD SPELLING OF DANIELLE! From Julie M. and Sherry B’s Pet Services LLC: I would never kill an animal. I’m more of a people person.

Winnie the Pooh taking a poop at lunch and at work!

November 7, 2019

At least I texted Frances yesterday to wish her a happy early birthday! Auntie Bessy wants to meet up with me for breakfast tomorrow at 9 AM near Kam Do Bakery. Sure, I guess so. Winnie the Pooh on Reddit: Taking a poop on your lunch break vs. taking a poop after clocking in for […]

Å, Norway?! / Mendolssohn Uy?! MUSIC! / Esenam Loveopuko?! What the heck?!

November 2, 2019

The Canucks played San Jose tonight at 7, and won 5-2 with Demko in net after a 4-0 lead! Å, Norway?! Mendelssohn Uy?! Someone’s parents REALLY liked Felix Mendelssohn and classical music… From a Livejournal Facebook group member request: Esenam Loveopuko?! So, you love to puke?! Also, she describes herself as a HE and HIM, […]

Daniel Milder, Andrew Fried, Bailee Smith, Krista Hiscock, and Jaiden Shields?!

October 3, 2019

Hayley posted a “wings meetup” in the Sober Server… WITH NO TIME, DATE, OR PLACE! Does she have an aversion to it, or is it because she’s a millennial?! Nate thinks I seem bitter, but that’s not the case. Even Term affirmed that one! I’m not going to go to a hangout without a time, […]

My body is a temple! / Abusing the REPORT button! / Error: Request too large?

September 23, 2019

Since my vanilla Nivea lotion with almond oil pump decided to go down again, I went to London Drugs at 4:30 on a 407. I got NEW De Ruiter Dutch Speculaas cookies, NEW Jergen’s Cherry Almond lotion, store brand Ziploc bags x2, and Dare Cookie Butter cookies. At least I got back home at 5:50 […]

Sunset BEACH barbecue, strange messages, Vancouver chart, thinking before I act

August 25, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 1:05 on a 407 for a sober BBQ, bringing along my Ziploc bag of utensils and a couple bags of regular chips. I also stopped by Shoppers at Richmond Centre to buy 100 No Name garbage bags for almost $20 because the Western Family ones under my sink […]

Banana Wong is a real name?! WHAT THE HECK?!

August 25, 2019

Today is Humility Day! I found some girl apparently named BANANA WONG on Facebook – mutual friends include Andrea, Justin C., Kenneth, Nathan, Sean C., and Trudy. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reminds me of the time I met someone almost named Banana Brown on Facebook while playing Scrabble, hahaha. It’s also coincidental that it is National BANANA SPLIT […]