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I’m not an alcoholic… I’m a drunk! / Aiko Garren?! / White chin hairs!

November 17, 2017

I showered today. From Oddee: This guy named Kevin Daly was wearing this T-shirt while getting arrested for driving under the influence on this date in 2011. “I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” From Not Always Right: Aiko Garren?! Reminds me of Eiko Carol from FINAL FANTASY 9! From Reddit: […]

Maimah Phillips, Lien Nguyen, Ael Davies, Harley Bonafe, Dylann Storm Roof

November 14, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and won 3-2! From Not Always Related: Maimah Phillips?! From Not Always Right: Lien Nguyen?! She’d better not have a lien put on her finances, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Ael Davies?! From Not Always Working: Harley Bonafe?! There’s another special snowflake who goes by “they” and […]

Dragon fighting a white wizard, Jef Girdler, Bethany Hickey, Carrie Poppy

November 13, 2017

From Krista: Dragon fighting a white wizard! From Not Always Right: Jef Girdler?! Jeff with one F is bad enough, but having GIRDLE in your last name is worse! 😛 From Not Always Right: Bethany Hickey?! From Not Always Right: Carrie Poppy?! Nice flower name!

Aundrea Scott Smith, Ingee Appolon, Wahabah Hadia Al Muid, and Tesser Kahn

November 13, 2017

From Not Always Right: Aundrea Scott Smith?! It should have been spelled ANDREA… plus, it reminds me of doing laundry! From Not Always Right: Ingee Appolon?! From Not Always Right: Wahabah Hadia Al Muid is a girl?! From Not Always Right: Tesser Kahn?! That reminds me of a tesseract!

Siomha Ni Chonghaile?! / Stacie Marie Carrell?! / Solange Gallant Oldfield?!

November 13, 2017

Steph says that the “pomarillo” or pomelo was located in Jon’s car, and has since been delivered to her. HA, I KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE IT! From Not Always Right: Solange Gallant Oldfield?! From Not Always Right: Stacie Marie Carrell?! Like the desk? From Not Always Right: Siomha Ni Chonghaile?!

Sariah Harmer, Kenna Johnston, Savegal Kissy, Shayl Atkinson, Tomes Linehan

November 12, 2017

From Not Always Right: Sariah Harmer?! I guess we’re lucky that her parents didn’t go with Harmony… also, there IS a musician already named SARAH HARMER! Wait, Sariah Harmer has a Facebook friend named KENNA Johnston?! From Not Always Right: Savegal Kissy?! All I can see is SAVE GAL (SAVAGE) KISSY. Awkward! From Not Always […]

Amethyst Felidae-Thompson, Machete Tigre, Keilidh Mandissa Hicks, Kelline Blake

November 10, 2017

From Not Always Right: Amethyst Felidae-Thompson?! From Not Always Right: Machete Tigre?! Unfortunately, he’s a furry… From Not Always Right: Keilidh Mandissa Hicks?! That’s not even how you spell CEILIDH! Unfortunately, she’s a furry, too! From Not Always Learning: Kelline Blake?!

Pumpkin spice Lindt truffles! / Hilroy notebook! / Pads! / Melphineas Zuber?!

November 7, 2017

I went out at 4:25 to get some much-needed Silk almond milk (the one which expired on the 9th smelled off last night – so I threw it out), on-sale pads x2, a Hilroy black journal notebook, and NEW limited-edition pumpkin spice Lindt chocolate truffles. Then I got back at 5:10 on a 407, which […]

Turd Baby is a store?! / Toilet Kool Koozie! / Abraham Smutz?! / Aletha Reed?!

November 7, 2017

From Engrish: There’s a store called Turd Baby?! From Jazmin and Neatorama: The Toilet Kool Koozie! Are you looking for a polite way to tell someone that you do not approve of their choice of canned beverage? You need the Toilet Kool Koozie from the NeatoShop. This reusable and easy-to-clean drink holder makes it perfectly […]

Compulsively late churchgoers! / Jarred Moyer?! / Jaxx Fox?! / Kabe Stewart?!

November 4, 2017

Sabrina said that the Shark Club is across the street from Stadium Skytrain station (and should be busy after the game), said that there wasn’t any snow where she was, and then said that she was staying home because of her dog’s health. Very understandable! I appreciated what she said, of course. If I can […]