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Farting isn’t contagious! / Keerstyn Taafe?! / Keaundra?! / Nica?!

July 7, 2018

Pooping at the library, aw yeah! From Andrew M.: It’s a good thing farting isn’t contagious like yawning is. That would be terrible for everybody. Kelli E. has a Facebook friend named Keerstyn Taafe?! BAD SPELLING of Kirsten or Kirstin! From Julie: Keaundra?! From Julie: Nica?! Advertisements

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

A poop whale, a fear of pooping at work (but coffee!), an excellent stool sample

March 25, 2018

It’s a whale! It’s a poop whale! I hate you! My workday is a constant struggle between my desire for coffee and my fear of pooping at work. Here is an excellent stool sample!

Beat The Parents! / Inviting someone into the shower with you to use soap!

February 26, 2018

Julie saw this game while shopping at Walmart: BEAT THE PARENTS?! Imagine if they came out with a game called BEAT THE CHILDREN! From Reddit and r/funny: HOW TO USE Snow Fairy Soap: If you really don’t know how, then we suggest you find someone you really like and invite them into the shower with […]

Zowie Tan is a name?! / Good grammar and personal hygiene! / An antidick stick!

February 24, 2018

Jessica Lai knows a woman named ZOWIE TAN?! I know David Bowie named his son Zowie, but that isn’t an Asian name… Good grammar is like personal hygiene – you can ignore it if you want, but don’t be surprised when people draw their own conclusions. From Janina: Lesbian… please, no dudes. “One day, I […]

Kymberghleah Hawkins?! / Janet Hamm?!

February 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina at 4:30 today, and lost 4-1. From Reddit: Kymberghleah Hawkins?! From Julie: Janet Hamm?!

Putting on pants and leaving? / Rosalee Buttuls Martel? / Cuntmuffin douche mug!

January 31, 2018

From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea… until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house. From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school… This mug is from Julie: Hey […]

No picking your nose in the car! / Shelli Montague Tipping?! / Humpty and Dumpty

January 30, 2018

Vanessa got her card already, which shouldn’t surprise me even if I did mail it on Sunday. The Canucks played Colorado at 7 tonight; the game had to go to overtime, and Vancouver won 4-3! Yuri is also back on Discord, so YAY FOR THAT! From Julie M. and Someecards: Being in a car does […]

Zo Butterworth, Kristan Clifton, Dalene Shaw, Natosha Richardson, Baccar Wozat

January 20, 2018

The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. Time for echinacea, zinc, garlic, Neo-Citran, Vitamin C, and lots of soup! SICK AGAIN! From Not Always Related: Zo Butterworth?! From Laid-Back Corner: Kristan Clifton?! That should be spelled as KRISTEN or KRISTIN. From Laid-Back Corner: Dalene Shaw?! That should be spelled as DARLENE. From […]

A Vancouver fan win or lose, Zania Sovijarvi-Spape, Starley Rupper, Sarah Menace

January 17, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. From Laurie: I am a Vancouver fan, win or lose! From Not Always Working: Zania Sovijarvi-Spape?! From Not Always Right: Starley Rupper?! From Not Always Right: Sarah Menace?!