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Reddit Yearly Awards 1 to 14!

March 23, 2020

Me: Reddit New User! CyanPlum: Reddit One-Year Club! Cat1832: Reddit Two-Year Club! Me: Reddit Three-Year Club! CallMeZara: Reddit Four-Year Club! Me: Reddit Five-Year Club! CIsForCondom: Reddit Six-Year Club! AdreeIsADyno: Reddit Seven-Year Club! TareXMD: Reddit Eight-Year Club! FlyingFox12: Reddit Nine-Year Club! RidePlanet: Reddit Ten-Year Club! Larsa: Reddit Eleven-Year Club! HonestBleeps: Reddit Twelve-Year Club! MikeNice1: Reddit Thirteen-Year […]

Rebel Snodgrass?! / Diehl Burgar, Maleah Davis, Quanell X, and Derion Vance?!

February 21, 2020

Rebel Snodgrass?! From John’s True Crime Group: Diehl Burgar?! Reminds me of Dave Diehl, Pathways, and hamburgers! From Reddit: Maleah Davis, Quanell X, and Derion Vence?!

Forefrontal?! Heteronormate?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! / Trena Schmidbauer?!

February 9, 2020

From RobotRosa: “Disconnection from women is less forefrontal. They heteronormate.” WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP MAKING UP WORDS! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Trena Schmidbauer?! BAD SPELLING OF TRINA!

A Super Bowel party?! / Quiet man vs. quiet woman, gourmet kid shit, dog shit

January 31, 2020

Hot chocolate, Nissin Ra-Oh noodles, corn, green peas, broccoli, and Brussels sprouts for National Hot Chocolate Day and National Brussels Sprouts Day today for lunch! From AutoCorrect: Be careful what you text on Sunday, because nobody wants directions to a “Super Bowel” party you’re having on Sunday. From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: […]

Ambrosia Jones?! / Rhythm Pacheco?! / Skeletal animal figurines: DRAGON!

January 30, 2020

A handyman came by unexpectedly at 12:30 with caulk to spackle my bathroom walls, which I’d mentioned to Hester last week. He also had noticed my shower tile apparently “needed” to be repaired too, which was fine by me, and he left by 1. The bad bathroom wall is here: From Julie and Beauty Insider: […]

Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! / Franchesca Eusebio?

January 6, 2020

From Til Death Do Us Part: Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! BAD SPELLING of Ashley, Boston, Teague (not even an okay name), and Titus! From Period Memes: Franchesca Eusebio?! BAD SPELLING OF FRANCESCA!

Trapped inside a snow globe! / Dwynne Farneson?! / Grammartif macht frei

December 8, 2019

Vanessa wanted to get together yesterday for lunch at Mama’s Dumplings, but I fobbed her off until Tuesday (when she’ll have Cassidy) with an excuse once she wanted me to bus to Coppersmith Place: the Canucks-Sabres game at 1 AND my broken suitcase! She actually messaged me at 12:30 today to say that she’s trying […]

George, Washington?! / Mixed messages about dumping your dead body in the river!

November 17, 2019

Bunnies outside in mid-November! Dr. Oetker Chocolate Brownie Cake, the last of the four new flavors! George, Washington?! From Janina: Somewhere along the way, you got the impression that I won’t kill you and dump your body in the river. I apologize for sending mixed messages.

Danyelle Sommerville?! BAD SPELLING! / I’d never kill an animal, but people!

November 10, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Devils today at 1, and lost 2-1. Via Diane: Danyelle Sommerville?! YELL is right in the name! BAD SPELLING OF DANIELLE! From Julie M. and Sherry B’s Pet Services LLC: I would never kill an animal. I’m more of a people person.

Winnie the Pooh taking a poop at lunch and at work!

November 7, 2019

At least I texted Frances yesterday to wish her a happy early birthday! Auntie Bessy wants to meet up with me for breakfast tomorrow at 9 AM near Kam Do Bakery. Sure, I guess so. Winnie the Pooh on Reddit: Taking a poop on your lunch break vs. taking a poop after clocking in for […]