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Holland Houdek?! / Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger! / Dave Obey?!

January 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave’s Discord server. Not sure how I didn’t notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color […]

Cheen Amr, Sherif Tarek, Cat Xochiquetzal Amanigh, the twelfth plane of torment

January 6, 2018

I’ve been on Discord for a year now – whee! 😀 GREEN TEA TIME AND COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Leafs at 4 today; the game unfortunately went to overtime plus a shootout, and Vancouver lost the game 3-2. From Translink: Sherif Tarek? I think your parents were going for Sheriff, but misspelled it… […]

Andrew Getting, Derek Knocke, Kimberly Coast, Shalla Radiolady, Tifany Eldridge

December 28, 2017

I got some of the most Swedish candy ever in the mail today from Katherine K. AKA cactus_rs – Bilar candy cars and Polly butter toffee / chocolate / vanilla candy! (“except black licorice – UGH!”) Isabella (med_cat) also mailed me a Christmas card and smiley face stickers / a snowflake sticker / a snowboarding […]

Dr. Lauren Hyman?! / Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! Claire Li?! WHAT?!

December 25, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! MERRY CHRISTMAS 2017! From Reddit: Dr. Lauren Hyman is a gynecologist?! From Reddit: Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! From my Facebook friend suggestions: Claire Li?! It sounds way too much like “clearly.” Clara Li would have been slightly better / worse, and Clarissa Li would have been even better for Julie […]

Ass-eating season, Volcano Chicken noodles, pouch technology, and perogies!

December 20, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:30 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Earth’s Own almond milk, NEW candy cane Hershey’s Kisses, NEW Paldo Volcano Chicken noodles, JFC Curry Udon noodles, NEW Chata Chilorio shredded and seasoned pork meat with pouch technology, NEW Bul Jjamppong beef […]

Philicity Lafreniere arrested on an ice floe / Jill Evensizer / Leonore Winterer

December 15, 2017

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3 thanks to a goal by Sam Gagner! NO MORE LOSING STREAK! 😀 From my UNCANNY Bathroom Reader #29: Philicity Lafreniere?! That’s not how you spell Felicity! From Not Always Working: Jill Evensizer?! What if she wears an […]

56 hours and 30 minutes for the ETERNAL CRYSTALS hack! / Kayci A. Harris?!

December 8, 2017

Shiv let me know on Discord that he got my Christmas card and postcards, and he even said that the postcards were lovely. So much better than a certain other person, although I don’t expect much out of him nowadays. It took me 56 hours and 30 minutes BEFORE battling Kefka as the Dark Cloud […]

Mercy isn’t a GUY name! / Yak isn’t a HUMAN name! / Rachel Wiener?! PENIS FOOD!

December 7, 2017

Two surprises tonight before my shower: Geoff said he’d be “in town” (Tsawwassen Mills) on the 23rd (a Saturday), and Kathy would probably be there. Depending on the weather, I’m probably in for that! Also, Eric Ho tried calling me (but couldn’t get through because the hockey game was on), and then emailed me with […]

Phi-Anh Young, a sleeping police officer, a screwdriver, Zeth, a pirate cutlass

December 6, 2017

Julie said that she got my stuff today, so of course I had to chase people down and go into that Eastern Conference chat to see if Jimmy got his stuff, sent when I was feeling fine about our friendship or whatever. He had, and merely thanked me. Santa card, provinces and territories postcard, Stanley […]

Lots of fires around Onett meteorite! / Dannaca M. Patterson / Cass Snuzzle

December 4, 2017

In EARTHBOUND, Ness and Pokey Minch make it up to the Onett hilltop and check out the meteorite before talking to Picky Minch. “Caution! There are still lots of fires burning here and there! It’s HOT!” From Not Always Working: Dannaca M. Patterson?! That should be spelled DANICA! From Not Always Working: Cass Snuzzle?!