Archive for the ‘messages’ Category

Beat The Parents! / Inviting someone into the shower with you to use soap!

February 26, 2018

Julie saw this game while shopping at Walmart: BEAT THE PARENTS?! Imagine if they came out with a game called BEAT THE CHILDREN! From Reddit and r/funny: HOW TO USE Snow Fairy Soap: If you really don’t know how, then we suggest you find someone you really like and invite them into the shower with […]

Zowie Tan is a name?! / Good grammar and personal hygiene! / An antidick stick!

February 24, 2018

Jessica Lai knows a woman named ZOWIE TAN?! I know David Bowie named his son Zowie, but that isn’t an Asian name… Good grammar is like personal hygiene – you can ignore it if you want, but don’t be surprised when people draw their own conclusions. From Janina: Lesbian… please, no dudes. “One day, I […]

Kymberghleah Hawkins?! / Janet Hamm?!

February 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina at 4:30 today, and lost 4-1. From Reddit: Kymberghleah Hawkins?! From Julie: Janet Hamm?!

Putting on pants and leaving? / Rosalee Buttuls Martel? / Cuntmuffin douche mug!

January 31, 2018

From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea… until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house. From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school… This mug is from Julie: Hey […]

No picking your nose in the car! / Shelli Montague Tipping?! / Humpty and Dumpty

January 30, 2018

Vanessa got her card already, which shouldn’t surprise me even if I did mail it on Sunday. The Canucks played Colorado at 7 tonight; the game had to go to overtime, and Vancouver won 4-3! Yuri is also back on Discord, so YAY FOR THAT! From Julie M. and Someecards: Being in a car does […]

Zo Butterworth, Kristan Clifton, Dalene Shaw, Natosha Richardson, Baccar Wozat

January 20, 2018

The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. Time for echinacea, zinc, garlic, Neo-Citran, Vitamin C, and lots of soup! SICK AGAIN! From Not Always Related: Zo Butterworth?! From Laid-Back Corner: Kristan Clifton?! That should be spelled as KRISTEN or KRISTIN. From Laid-Back Corner: Dalene Shaw?! That should be spelled as DARLENE. From […]

A Vancouver fan win or lose, Zania Sovijarvi-Spape, Starley Rupper, Sarah Menace

January 17, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. From Laurie: I am a Vancouver fan, win or lose! From Not Always Working: Zania Sovijarvi-Spape?! From Not Always Right: Starley Rupper?! From Not Always Right: Sarah Menace?!

Holland Houdek?! / Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger! / Dave Obey?!

January 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave’s Discord server. Not sure how I didn’t notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color […]

Cheen Amr, Sherif Tarek, Cat Xochiquetzal Amanigh, the twelfth plane of torment

January 6, 2018

I’ve been on Discord for a year now – whee! 😀 GREEN TEA TIME AND COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Leafs at 4 today; the game unfortunately went to overtime plus a shootout, and Vancouver lost the game 3-2. From Translink: Sherif Tarek? I think your parents were going for Sheriff, but misspelled it… […]

Andrew Getting, Derek Knocke, Kimberly Coast, Shalla Radiolady, Tifany Eldridge

December 28, 2017

I got some of the most Swedish candy ever in the mail today from Katherine K. AKA cactus_rs – Bilar candy cars and Polly butter toffee / chocolate / vanilla candy! (“except black licorice – UGH!”) Isabella (med_cat) also mailed me a Christmas card and smiley face stickers / a snowflake sticker / a snowboarding […]