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CANUCKS VS. WILD! / Orange dragon, snarling yellow dragon, turquoise dragon

July 10, 2020

It’s a warrior theme or coincidence today! I JUST HEARD ABOUT THE CANUCKS VS. WILD PLAYOFF QUALIFYING GAMES SCHEDULE! Of course, I shared it in my hockey Facebook groups and texted the entire schedule to Chinese Eric while adding it to my August status draft AND WordPress drafts! (“good luck to Jamie Warner!”) Time to […]

Kraft Dinner Extra Creamy macaroni and cheese! / Kenyaah Darks?! / Beri Witten?!

July 7, 2020

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Also called the dentist office at 11:20 to reschedule my appointment because of said redrum. Friday, July 24 at 3 sounds good in view of redrum ending next week around the 14th, laundry, showering, and then payday with shopping time! Breakfast: Kraft Dinner Extra Creamy macaroni and cheese for […]

Wednessday Ezaki AKA Wenzday Ezaki?! BAD SPELLING! Pansexual?! Ha ha ha, NO!

July 1, 2020

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020! 153 YEARS OLD! From the comments on a George Takei article about a student in a wheelchair: Wednessday Ezaki AKA Wenzday Ezaki?! Of COURSE Facebook won’t let you spell your name that way… it’s BAD SPELLING! Pansexual – just say “bisexual.” I hate the “AF” abbreviation for “as fuck,” although the […]

Dr. Ruba Rizqalla, a figure of speech, President’s Choice macaroni and cheese

June 15, 2020

From Julie: Dr. Ruba Rizqalla is a dentist in Piermont, New York?! Ruba reminds her of a tuba, and it reminds me of rhubarb! White text on white image – UGH! From Janina’s friend Vanessa Martin and COVID Creativity: A figure of speech! 27 to find! CORONAVIRUS! Dinner: President’s Choice Extra Cheesy macaroni and cheese […]

Brayden Hilts?! BAD SPELLING! / Neighbors leaving blinds open – SEEING A WIENER!

June 13, 2020

I blocked someone named “Kimala” because she wouldn’t listen to my simple boundary of “stop blowing up my phone – I have better things to do.” She doesn’t have a great sense of humor, and neither does her friend Maureen! “July 10 what year” – READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: […]

Jessykah Renee Cartier, Cor Hofman, and Kelcey Fike?! JESSICA and KELSEY! UGH!

May 27, 2020

From Someecards: Jessykah Renee Cartier?! BAD SPELLING OF JESSICA! From Julie and ABDUCTED IN PLAIN SIGHT: Cor Hofman?! From True Crime Daily: Kelcey Fike?! BAD SPELLING OF KELSEY!

Tamilyn Wong?! / Yammy Leung?! / Breshay Wigglesworth?! / Hot sauces comparison!

May 24, 2020

Chinese Eric said he’d check back with me when it was NHL playoff time, and also wanted to know if I’d finished the Feb. 29 24-pack of NestlĂ© Pure Life bottled water from Price Smart. NOT YET! HAHAHA… From Translink’s wall: Tamilyn Wong?! Reminds me of Tamiflu! From Translink’s wall: Yammy Leung?! Mmm, yummy yams… […]

Deryck Truong?! / Stouffer’s Chicken Parmigiana! / Tyiela Autrey 28 niece 22?!

May 8, 2020

Limited-edition Orange Vanilla Coke for Have A Coke Day today on May 8! From TSN: Deryck Truong?! BAD SPELLING OF DEREK! Stouffer’s SautĂ© Sensations Chicken Parmigiana with hot sauce, black pepper, and chili flakes for dinner! From Youtube: Lenell “Nell” Kirby and Tyiela Autrey, who was 28 and had a niece who was 22?! John […]

Boneless Fried Chicken! / Spilled salsa, Eric Ho, vegetables, Purex toilet paper

April 22, 2020

It’s Earth Day 2020 today! I also temporarily got QUADRUPLE DIGITS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT again! Hopefully, my spending habits are a little better than they were the LAST time this happened! Also, I won’t need to give $900 of my own money for a family trip like the ICBC insurance settlement. Of course, that […]

Red fire-breathing dragon, Kiefer forest dragon, easily distracted by dragons

April 18, 2020

I called Ayler at 4:15 or so since I noticed he called me earlier. He picked up within ten seconds because he “didn’t want to have it ring even though we were playing with trains.” He also told me that he and Hiero have “birthday parties” for their stuffed animals every morning – which I […]