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Michelina’s Fettuccine Alfredo / Reddit Gold for CAPITALIZING PROVINCE HEADLINES

September 18, 2020

Eric Ho texted me to say he hopes we can have a hangout soon since he wants to tell me about his long day at home. Why not? I told him about the yummy food, and he liked that for sure! Michelina’s Fettuccine Alfredo for dinner! I got Reddit Gold from Paudley on June 16, […]

Adreann West?! ADRIENNE! / Bad news Eric Ho / My 2 Canucks T-shirts white Eric!

September 3, 2020

Eric Ho texted me at 10:15 last night to say that he had to tell me some bad news: he got injured while helping his dad, and so will be immobile for some time! That totally sucks, and we’ll have to delay a hockey or birthday hangout! I put the spare two water bottles in […]

Cregg?! / Turkey with Italian Sausage Stuffing, Thai Kitchen, Tiger Tiger Pho

September 1, 2020

Me: “Hi, Spencer, I hope you get…” My phone: “… aroused.” Me: “NOOOOOO!” (this was going to Shaw!) I went out at 2:25 on a 401 for shopping purposes, and tested Shaw Open at the London Drugs bus stop… IT WORKED! Also got a series of text messages from Chinese Eric: Tonight wasn’t good for […]

Why am I such a dickhead? / Sorry for the INCONTINENCE! / The FORCIBLE future!

August 29, 2020

Eric Ho texted me to say that politics / BLM and sports shouldn’t mix, and will think about coming over for Games 4 or 5 tomorrow or Tuesday. The Canucks FINALLY played Vegas in Second Round Playoff Game #3 at 6:45, and lost 3-0… SHUTOUT AGAIN! From Reddit and r/canucks: Vegas had 2930 shots in […]

FINALLY BEATING THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS! / Winstanley Road! / A PASSION FOR DONKEYS?!

August 25, 2020

Barry texted me to say that tomorrow’s shopping appointment with him would have to be in the morning at 9 AM since he has to receive some food packages at 10. That’s fine, as long as I can get some help and not necessarily have to go out to shop again! This shopping list is […]

Mr. Noodles beef bowl / Pasta specialty / Kevin Bieksa, Patrick Marleau, PUNCHES

August 23, 2020

It’s WORLD MUSHROOM DAY today! 😀 Eric Ho texted me at 4:20 to say that he was 50-50 on a hangout since he was still out. No problem. I assumed he wasn’t coming when it got to be 7:10. He just got home at 7:20 and SAID he’d messaged me around 6 to say he […]

What’s Your Hockey Name? Brickwall Boss! / SECOND PLAYOFF ROUND AGAINST VEGAS!

August 21, 2020

The Canucks played the Blues in Playoff Game #6 at 6:45, and WON 6-2, eliminating the defending Stanley Cup champs! EMPTY-NET GOAL! Craig Berube pulled Jordan Binnington once it was 4-0, and then pulled Jake Allen temporarily with EIGHT MINUTES to go?! HAHAHAHA! From Martin D.: What’s Your Hockey Name? Brickwall Boss! NAME GENERATOR!

Doughnuts, golden dragons jewelry, MAN shorts with good pockets, short shorts!

August 21, 2020

I went out at 4:10, just missing the 401, but figured it was definitely safer to wait for the next bus, which turned out to be a 407. After consulting Customer Service as to where Champs Sports was (near Old Navy / Atmosphere / going straight and turning left down the long column), I managed […]

Superhero Name Generator / Christen Burwick?! / Sam Kinison as the 2020 narrator

August 13, 2020

From CFOX: Superhero Name Generator! Monstrous Shrinking Hairy Ball… okay, then! From PostSecret: Christen Burwick?! BAD SPELLING OF KRISTEN OR KRISTEN! She also thinks there is nothing wrong with pregnant women having more than one baby shower. UGH! From James: If 2020 had a narrator, it would be Sam Kinison!

Hostess Star-Spangled Ding Dongs, Susan Slaughter paranormal, Ivan Ivan hockey

July 4, 2020

Okay, Search Everything…. why do you insist I have a D Drive folder named GAME OVER and I can ONLY search that non-existent folder?! Ed says to uninstall and reinstall, to start afresh. Luckily, it worked! He said it had something to do with https://ooyala.dalet.com – but he’s not sure what. I looked at the […]