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56 hours and 30 minutes for the ETERNAL CRYSTALS hack! / Kayci A. Harris?!

December 8, 2017

Shiv let me know on Discord that he got my Christmas card and postcards, and he even said that the postcards were lovely. So much better than a certain other person, although I don’t expect much out of him nowadays. It took me 56 hours and 30 minutes BEFORE battling Kefka as the Dark Cloud […]

Beijing Subway Stops, Literally Translated! / FlamCo! / The Reaper and Shadow

November 26, 2017

In FINAL FANTASY VI, Sabin sees Shadow and his dog Interceptor outside of Gau’s father’s cabin. “The Reaper is always just a step behind me,” Shadow says. Yup, he has a 1/16 chance of running away after a random battle, saying that he’s served his purpose! My ex-friend Kaitlin saw this truck once: FlamCo! From […]

Little boys insanity fart timing, Jeff Goldblum and poop, cherub fart bubbles

November 21, 2017

From You Have Got To Be Kidding! and Pete: Little boys bring you just to the brink of insanity before gently easing you off the ledge with a sweet kiss and laughter from a perfectly timed fart. From Geocities and CuyaDK’s Discord server: Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop. From Julie M. and Tumblr: Can […]

Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! / The hiryuu dragon contracted syphilis?! / Bike boats

November 16, 2017

Helen S. unfriended me for some weird reason! The Canucks played the NEW Las Vegas Golden Knights at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. At the Bal Castle gate in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, these soldiers are chanting. “TALUBSI! ADULA! ULU! BAACHUR! Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! Come forth!” “Why are we the only ones who take this […]

How Do You Make Friends? / Married or Single? / Are You Secure in Your Looks?

October 10, 2017

“You Make Friends Wisely” Your friendships are gold to you, and something you take seriously. You prefer quality over quantity when it comes to friends. When you make friends with someone, you hope to be friends for life. You are loyal to your friends, no matter what goes down. You expect a lot from friendship, […]

Brett Hospital, Kali James Ravel, Gemini Gold, Jourdan Townsend, Beins Jared

September 29, 2017

It’s International Coffee Day today! Johnny Canuck AKA Steffan D. added me to Facebook via the Fearsome Canucks group – NICE! From Not Always Right: Brett Hospital?! From Not Always Working: Kali James Ravel?! From Not Always Right: Gemini Gold?! From Not Always Right: Jourdan Townsend?! That’s not how you spell JORDAN! From Not Always […]

Fruit pastilles NOT being cough drops! / Haunted French pancakes and crepes!

September 17, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #2 against the NEW Las Vegas Golden Knights at 2 today, and lost 9-4. Silly London Drugs… fruit pastilles are NOT cough drops, which is what I searched for on the website back in June! From George Takei: Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Talton English, Khristy Monigold, the Queen’s Diary in the Ancient Castle

August 14, 2017

Today is Left-Handers Day! I had to deal with a lot of online drama this morning, which involved some rude and condescending Penguins fan named Jennifer who thought that she had an IQ of 169, and that my “attitude problem” could be solved by talking to her. I don’t THINK so! Thank goodness Helen Y. […]

Golden tyrant dragon, dragon necklaces, silver dragon pendant, new toilet brush

August 8, 2017

Since I was up at 6:15 AM (ugh!), it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From Krista: A golden tyrant dragon fighting with ice breath! From I Love Dragons: Dragon necklaces made by Matthew Nix of Nix Creations! From Dragons: A silver dragon pendant which is awesome! From Dragons and We Love To Laugh: “Leroy, you […]

Emperor Zemus and Imperial Soldier Biggs in the game menu / Ieva Heaven?!

August 6, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT at 7:30 AM this morning. After finding mouse droppings in the kitchen and looking things up online, I went to London Drugs at 10:20 on a 407. Unfortunately, there was an older lady at the bus stop who thought that I wanted to be the recipient of endless talking […]